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http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/09/robert-downey-tobey-maguire-spiderman-ironman-photo/
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How short must he be if Robbie Downsize Junior is taller?
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based tugboat
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>>70702513
wtf if downey is 5'6" is toby like 5'4? manlets rule hollywood wtf??
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gay manlet couples are adorable
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>>70702563
RDJ 5'9
TOBEY 5'8

Says google atleast. Maybe robert is wearing his heels?
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>>70702615
RDJ never goes out in public without at least 3 inch lifts but toby's autism shoes are basically the same as lifts. He must be a megamanlet.
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Tobey cameo in Spider-Man Homecoming pls
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>>70702615
as a rule of thumb every hollywood actor who is under 6ft is actually 2 inches shorter than they state
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>>70702513
>tugboat will never play a more mature Spider-man
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http://www.celebheights.com/s/Tobey-Maguire-327.html
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>>70702513
>Tugboat is smaller than RDJ
>mfw

Jesus, are there any actors in Hollywood who aren't manlets?
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>>70702754
>I'm 6' and towered him when I met him, both of us in sneakers. He was very close to my mother's height: 5'5 - 5'6
When will they learn?
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>>70702805
Yea but they usually are pretty shitty actors if they are good looking due to them playing sports in school and not acting. The tall ones that can act usually are ugly as fuck. Test this theory and you will see the Truth!
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>>70702754
>http://www.celebheights.com/s/Tobey-Maguire-327.html

WTF?? Why was this discussed a little over a month ago? kek
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>>70702754
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Jane-Levy-47780.html

>5ft 1.5in (156 cm)

HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG MY HEART AND MY DICK
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>>70702870
What about based mcconaughey?
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>>70702879
>liking womanlets
>mfw

Having a baby with womanlet is how you make a manlet. I wouldn't wish being a manlet on anyone. That's the same as having down syndome, or whatever those creepy caveman looking babies have that people like to post on here .
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>>70703007
I don't want babies
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>>70702914
>usually

There is always exceptions to the norm.
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Why are manlets so fucking pathetic?
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>>70703007
>dad 6'2
>mom 5'5
>me 5'8

JUST
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>>70703062
I have this exact feel
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>2 actors hanging out
>author of article says "they were probably in deep conversation about the upcoming spider-man movie" despite tobey not being part of it at all

These people are idiots
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>>70703062
If it makes you feel any better that means your dads genes where weak. Theres a fuck ton of athletes that have little ass wives and produce big ass kids.
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>>70703056
damn thats bad
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>>70702840
>I TOWERED over him!!
>haha yeah that'll show that fucking manlet for being richer than me
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>>70703062
>dad 5'7
>mom 5'4
>me 5'10
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>>70702879
Perfect height, needs to stop shaving and gain a bit of weigh though.
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>>70703086
don't kill my dream
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>>70703056
He's going to rape somebody one day after a major rejection. You can just see it in his eyes.
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Satan's Alley 2 when?
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>>70703062

Damn dude, that sucks. My dad is 6'1" and my mom is 5'6", I'm 6'0". My brother is 6'1" too. Are you sure your mom didn't cheat on your dad?
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>>70703062
>dad 5'8"
>mom 5'5"
>me 6'0"

it ain't perfect though. my height comes from my legs. from the waist up i have the proportions of a shorter man.
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>took a paycut for Spiderman so Tobey can get a cameo

Based RDJr
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>>70703062
>dad 5'7
>mom 5'2
>me 6'0

My dad is the manlet in his family. One of his brothers is 7ft and the other one is over 5'11 with their dad being 6'3.
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>>70703086
why else would Robert hang out with him? He's a literal who besides spiderman.
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>he plays Uncle Ben
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>he plays wolverine
>>70703337
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>>70703337
I honestly thought he would, but at least 20 years from now.
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>>70703318
Seabiscuit mother fucker
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>>70703318
they are buddies, RDJ hangs out with Orlando Bloom who is a literally who these days
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>>70703062
>dad asian 6'1
>mom white 5'6
>me 6'1
I guess I'm ok with this. I'd rather be a few inches taller but eh could be worse. Cousins are short as fuck.
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>>70703297

>My dad is the manlet in his family.

You guys are so petty over the dumbest shit.

He might be smaller than you but it takes a small as fuck character as a man to pay out your own dad over a few inches like that.

I am literally taller than you before you think I'm some triggered manlet. Height is no issue for me. It's just sad and petty, bro. You are small in the worst kind of way: the easily preventable way.
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>>70703062
>dad 6'0
>mom 5'7
>me 6'1

FUCK
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>>70703567
This board is pretty insecure when it comes to this shit. Just like /fit/ and /sp/.

Granted, RDJ brings it on himself by showcasing his own insecurity with the obvious lifts.
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>>70703062
>dad 5'7
>mom 5'7
>brother 5'9
>me 6'2
fuckin rekt
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>>70703056
lol seriously?

got any more?
also, she's surprisingly forgiving. is that really what being a gril is like?
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>>70703567
Surprise, a board primarily browsed by 14-22 year olds is incredibly insecure.
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>>70703062
>dad 5'6
>mom 5'6
>i'm 6'1
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>>70703097

goddamn you're a fucking retard
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>>70702719
> plays an older Peter who visits an older Tony at Stark Tower
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>>70702754

>this website exists

Holy shit, the fucking vanity of these people. Men exist that gossip about how tall other men are. Holy fucking shit.
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>>70703682
>tfw no Spider-Verse film with Tobey being older Peter mentoring Miles Morales
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>>70703728
Yeah /tv/ really is an autistic board.
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>>70702563
literally no one cares about height outside of 4chan's autism
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>>70703682
tom holland
>brown eyes

tugboat
>blue eyes

Why do people hate proper continuity? I cant stand differences like that in movies
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>>70703777
You fucking wish, disgusting manlet.
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>>70703777
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>70703929
8/10 times if the woman is under 5'10 there is a great chance they will have a manlet child
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>>70703062
Dad 5'10
Mum 5'9
Me 6'5
Just fuck my shit up Senpai I never stopped growing and now I'm a fucking freak
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Reminder that he was 5' 2
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>>70703983
I used to want to be taller until I met my friend who is 6'5 and looks like a fucking freakish white Manute Bol
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>>70703929
>Most posting about short guys are huge amazon niggers
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>>70703929
>mfw pulling women taller than me
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>>70703782
>what are contacts
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>>70704063
Tfw finally filling out at 20. Thank the fucking lord
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>>70703929
Some of you guys are alright, don't go on twitter tomorrow.
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>>70703866
>>70703929

Those are the same kind of women who are gold diggers and nigger lovers. Why would anyone want women like that?
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>>70704240
where do you buy your lifts fucking butthurt manlet lol
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>>70703062
>entire family is like 5'4 except one out of 13 aunts and uncles who's like 6'6
>manlet dad married my mom who's sub 5 feet
>somehow I ended up 5'11"
Could've been a lot worse.
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>>70704362
that pretty good tbqhfam. Ideal height for me would be 5'11-6'1
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>>70703567
Amen thank you
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>>70703248
You know you shouldn't have written this Robert
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>>70703062
>dad 5'10"
>mom 5'5"
>me 6'2"

my dad is the shortest of his siblings, including my aunt.
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>>70702513
wtf Robert looks so old in this pic.. like he aged 15 years since Civil War
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What went wrong bros?
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>>70704626
Its all make up and photoshop friend. Thats how most people in hollywood look without it
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>>70703062
>dad 5'8"
>mum 5'1"
>brother 6'00"
>me 5'5"

loving every laugh
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>>70704654
>those massive fucking jumbo boots too
must suck ass to be bullied by production team
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>>70703062
>dad 5'8"
>mom 5'6"
>me 6'2"
I missed out pop's nice blue eyes, though.
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>>70703929
They're talking about dick size you moron
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>>70702563
>>70702615
Look at his shoes.
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>>70704999
dang thats like 2-2/5 inches
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>Used to add a few centimeters to my actual height
>Forget what my actual height is
>Measure my height at home recently
>Realise I got shorter, but I can't still remember why my actual numbers were

WTF IS HAPPENING

J U S T
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>>70705096
good going
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>>70704999
i know it's the insane amount of lighting on the red carpet but it like he's casting no shadow like some ghoul of the night
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>>70702615
>5"9
maybe in his highest heels
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>>70703929
Woman over 120 lbs. who cake make-up on their ugly faces shouldn't exist either, yet there they are.
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>>70702914

Had a solid 20 years of being a romcom hack first.
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>>70703929

I'm only 5 11 and I've pulled a couple 6 footers
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>ywn be part of the Pussy Posse
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>>70703929

> tfw literally climbing on a woman during sex as a 5'6 pulling a 6'4.

I think she was taller than 6'4 but lied because 6'4 is already freakishly tall for chicks.

GOD i love tall chicks.
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>>70703056
If he's ever getting into a posotion of power, lots of people are going to suffer
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>>70703056
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THIS?
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>>70704007
He dead /tv/ btfo
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>>70704654
Wasn't he suppose to be in the armor?
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>>70703062
>Dad 5'7
>Mom 5'6
>Brother 6'
>Me 6'3

wew
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>>70705276
JERRY?!?!?
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>>70705393
your dad have any tall friends?
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>>70703062
Dad: 5'11" (180 cm)
Mom: 5'7" (170 cm)
Me: 6'2.5" (189 cm)

All my mom's uncles were over 6' though so that's where my height comes from.
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>>70705452
just the mail man
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>>70703983
>be 6'2"
>have friend who's 6'5"
>I'm fat, he's chubby
>walk next to each other and intimidate manlets everywhere

It could be worse.
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>>70703056
so cringeworthy its hard to watch
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>>70705518
>I'm fat, he's chubby
>>walk next to each other and intimidate manlets everywhere
They're all laughing at both of you fat fucks
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>>70702563
Manlets show muscle gain faster, so hollywood likes to hire them because they can gain or lose weight quickly as needed for roles.
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>>70703056
DELETE THIS
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>>70702615
no way is RDJ 5'9". I am only 5'9" and was wearing sandals and met him briefly and he was wearing sneakers with a bit of sole and I was a lot taller than him. I'd put him 5'6", 5'7" MAX
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>>70703007
>Dad 5'9
>Mom 5'1"
>Me 6'

Puerto Rican Master Race
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>>70706033
your dad cucked your womanlet mom.
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>>70703107
helo rato
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>>70702553
Tobey is a bigger manlet than rdj
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>>70706083

Nymphlet*
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>Have millions and millions of dollars
>dress like a bogan
Why is this so common? Once I met the owner of a company I worked at and he looked the same as a bum you'd see at the job center.
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>>70703062
>dad 6'1
>mom 5'8
>me 5'10 king of manlets
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>>70706994
when you're rich and famous you don't need to dress in a way that tells people you're rich and famous
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>>70702553
They're both wearing retard shoes as well

Just RDJ's aren't as bit as he normally wears when he has to appear with someone like Chris Evans or Goop
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>>70703104
Wew laddy, manlet salt detected
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>>70703062
>dad 5'7
>mom 5'3
>me 5'10
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>grandpa 6'2
>dad 6'1
>uncle 6'5 beast ex-semi pro football player
> 4 brothers&cousins all 6ft alpha males
> me 5'9 (on a good day)

why is life so unfair ?
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>>70703062
>dad is 6'1"
>mom 5'2"
>sister 6'0"
>tfw 5'7"
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>>70702513
So are they gonna push through with Satan's Alley?
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