ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
that hook nose girl is Chris Evans' girlfriend. How did he fuck up so badly?
you look like harry potter's accountant
>>70700830
>he doesn't know the path to "you are allowed to do anything creative you want to do and we will pay you for it" is sleeping with Jewish women
>acid spitting arab
sounds like some fuckin' commie gobbledy-gook
UHH UHH, YAH GOT ANY GUM?
>>70700612
Goddamn I wish I had a time machine.
http://webmshare.com/d1Lqw
>>70700830
No she isn't. They were in a movie together and that's it. Don't be a fucking retard
>>70700830
She looks like she would be a god in bed.
>>70701677
They're literally dating you fucking idiot. At least do a simple google search before showing everyone how stupid you are.
>>70700612
>tfw have to co-host with arabs
>>70700830
big noses are cute
CUTE!!!
>>70701776
when did norm start doing serious comedy?
>>70700612
Only one who could really follow him was Samberg and they cut it off because they were talking about Hitler. Jeff Ross was embarrasing, Norm really doesn't respect him at all and he shouldn't
>he can't help himself!
>>70701703
Maybe Chris is gay, or into to low self-esteem submissive toilet slaves, and she lies there while he pisses and shits on her.
>>70701834
After he saw a brave man killed for daring to challenge those who would have us live in jingoism
>>70700911
did he say that to the arab?
>>70701703
Shit why are their heads so different? Evans's small beta head looks degenerate next to Pratt's big masculine face
>>70700830
Jenny Slate and her nose should be married to me but instead married to a dude called Dean Fleisher Camp who makes dumb movies or some shit fuck that guy....
>>70702037
They divorced and then she upgraded
>>70702037
correction fuck never mind they're divorced this is my chance...who's chris evans anyway...
>>70702037
such an obvious nosejob too I shutter to think what her 8th grade yearbook picture looked like before they 'worked on her deviated septum'
Cuckold porn.
>>70702096
I highly doubt the nose job its probably just photoshop. she's referred to herself as a "hanukkah witch"...the shits big.
>>70702141
What's next for his career?
>>70702202
jerking off punks under the queensborough bridge for $15 a pop
>>70702202
licking Hitler's asshole
>>70702087
>the couple who created marcel the shell divorces
>no hope for love in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU
>>70702037
>wanting to have a relationship
>with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qYuq__37wQ
>>70702088
>>70702037
>>70700830
>jenny will never sit on her knees with her arms up but hands pointed down panting like a dog while you jerk off.
>she angrily demands "cummies please!" in her Mona Lisa voice and it sends you over the edge.
>>70702158
of course it's still big. the standard jewish girl nosejob so people don't talk too much is removing the bump which results in this flat sculpted nose.
She probably still had work done most jewish girls don't go full Hershlag with the nosejobs
>>70702441
that's like...most women. might even be the point of the sketch...
>>70702537
most women air dry?
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>70701703
you are so fucking stupid
shes married to Dean Fleischer Camp and has been for a really long time
How the fuck do you get through life being so retarded? Literally took me 5 seconds to find out you were wrong. Take your own advice you fucking shithead.
>>70702565
>>https://www.google.com/search?q=jenny+slate+divorce&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
You're like...Orville Redenbacher's fluffer
>>70700830
Jenny slate has the most obvious scat fetish, she cant help but bring it up constantly in her interviews, movies, stand up act, everything. Shes totally shameless about it.
Chris is in it for the butt stuff.
BUH
>>70702586
>Told
I WALKED THROUGH BLOOD AND BONES
,,,
IN THE STREETS OF MANHATTAN
>>70702565
>comes into thread thinking he's gonna slam dunk an anon
>proves he's just as stupid as the first anon (if they're not the same)
Lmao I wonder what happens to these people, do they feel great shame for the next hour while avoiding the thread?
>>70703013
and if it is the same as the first anon how much proof could he need
>>70702799
nine eleven
Jenny Slate is cute as hell, Obvious Child was great too
NEW
SEASON
WHEN
this fathead needs to get on with it already
>>70704897
His book comes out in september, so maybe after that.
>>70701703
Chris Evans put her on the friend zone long ago. This photo is from when they did Ana Faris' podcast where they repeatedly state how Chris Evans and Jenny Slate have a brother-sister platonic relationship.
>someone starts a norm macdonald thread
>fags gossip about some capeshit actor and his girlfriend
jesus christ cunts. Staying on topic though whats everyones favourite podcast ep? Just for norm I have to say the Todd Glass one is the best purely because norm fucks with Glass so much but in terms of his chemistry with the guest the Fred Willard one is my personal favourite
>>70706866
spade, swardson, gilbert, dick, and nealon were the funniest
larry king and carl reiner for being so interesting
>>70701979
God his attack on Hicks and Garofalo was so good. His podcast was excellent.
>>70706866
I was surprised at how interesting I found Roseanne. I didn't know all of that stuff about her getting into comedy. She's batshit insane but she also comes off as a very grizzled vet of the entertainment industry.
i read that some of those dinosaurs in that movie were fake? is that true?
>>70704897
never. he's too much of a lazy bum to do it.
some new standup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3PpS8ZZouM
>>70707534
martin mull was fantastic. funny brilliant and fascinating
>>70702141
wait a moment, did the norm podcast predate the cuck meme getting out of hand on here or did we do it first?
>>70702202
still getting catfished into sending dick pics to dudes I think
>>70708063
It was already here but not as big as it would become. I think it happened around the time of Cuck King but before the /pol/ art of cuckolding thing.
>>70707876
that's really good
