What are your favorite Anakin Skywalker lines?
>AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS
RAAAAAAAH HATE YOU
>>70689773
Now this is what I call podracing!
RAAAAAAAH I HATE YOU
btw give this lightsaber to my son, my good friend
I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Are you an angel?
>>70689773
What is that expression trying to convey?
WhataviDONE?
I'm a person, and my name is Anakin!unironically
>>70689773
>it's ok to slaughter animals
>>70690089
no he meant how animals ARE GETTING slaughtered
nice bait
POD RACING IS COOL
I like to pod race
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.
thinking of getting veneers tbH
He did exactly what Lucas wanted. Think about that.
From my pov the jedi are evil
You underestimate my power
I wish that I could just wish my feelings away!
>>70690407
Iktf tho
I heard you last night
>>70689773
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>>70690341
This both of these
aint no nigga on harlem makin' uzi's!!!
>>70690948
"Sand gets in every crack. And I mean EVERY crack."
what did he mean by this?
>>70691006
that he can't wait for the ghostbusters reboot
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY
>>70690179
this is also my favorite you sir are a true patrician
>>70691043
THIS MAY SOUND ABSOLUTIST BUT ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES!
AHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME SHEEV
This is where the fun begins.
>>70691322
GIVE MY LIGHTSABER TO MY SOOOOOOON
take off my helmet, i want to see you with my own eyes
>>70691493
TELL ME ABOUT VADER
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
YIPPEEEEE
Something like you aren't rough like sand but smooth like glass or whatever.
It was pretty bad.
>>70691493
No you bleb
>"Help me take this... Mask off"
"But you will die"
>"Nothing...can stop that now... Just this once...let me...look on you with my OWN eyes."
>>70691419
TELL HIM I WAS A GOOD FRIEND
GIVE MY LIGHTSABER TO MY SON WHEN HE COMES OF AGE AHHHHHHHHHH
Cuhrooscant?
>>70689773
I hate sand
>>70691638
for you
>>70689773
Anakin did nothing wrong.
OBI WAN DID YOU FUCK PADME
OBI WAN DID YOU FUCK MY WIFE
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>You are so…beautiful.
>It’s only because I’m so in love.
>No. No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.
>Then love has blinded you?
>Well…that’s not exactly what I meant.
>But it’s probably true.
>Padmé, the Jews are tearing us, democracy - even the Republic apart! I had to do it. I slaughtered them all! Like animals!
How did George Lucas get away with such a strong line?
>>70692476
That part cracks me the fuck up every time I rewatch Revenge of the Sith. They're such awkward fucks.
>>70692494
He married a black woman
THEYRE LIKE ANIMALS
AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM
LIKE ANIMALS
>>70692556
So the marriage was political? By having a black wife he would escape all criticisms, even to the extent of adding in anti-Semitic dialogue?
ANIMALS THE LOT OF THEM AND I CUT THEM GOOD WITH ME LASERSABER
>>70692476
BRAVO LUCAS
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>>70692283
CUT!
>>70692476
powerful dialogue
>>70689830
this
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL
>>70692476
the contrarians of /tv/ defend this shit
Personal fave:
YOU WILL TRY
>>70692476
Say what you want about Hayden, but he rolled around in a grassy field with prime Hershlag, feeling every contour of her body and having her mounted upon his lap for hours on end. He also smelt her hair.
YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME
>>70693137
not only that but they dated so he most likely banged her as well, I could take all the hate in the universe for that.
>>70693030
god, Is that schumer?
>>70693030
G R O S S
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Why is Hershlag so lovely?
>>70693223
Same desu
>>70693234
>>70693303
Oh Yess, ALL OF IT!!!!
i saved it because gore doesn't get replies anymore
>>70693156
>when you nut and she keep suckin
You underestimate my pahwurrrrrr
>>70693316
Classical beauty lad
>>70693347
M A D M A N
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>>70689773
IF YOURE NOT WITH ME..... THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY
>>70693346
I mean in another way it is just another layer of poetry by Lucas, since Vader is supposed to be hated. Thus completely the cycle of hatred in real life.
>>70692476
Did George Lucas talk like this to his lover?
>>70693428
Is that Star Burns on the right?
>>70693642
Sounds like he was full on autismo when dealing with his wife.
>I wish I could just wish upon a star
>>70693156
YOUR ANGER AND LUST FOR POWER HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT
>>70691043
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON ME. FOOL ME TWICE.... ERRR. AND. AND. AND YOU WON'T FOOL ME AGAIN.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>>70689773
>you're a Jedi too?! Pleased to meet you!
This is the first thing anakin says to obi Juan and it's quite a cute moment.
>podracing
Anyone else feel bad for Hayden? I don't see why he gets so much hate. It wasn't his fault. He wasn't responsible for the shit writing or the shit directing or whatever takes they ended up using. I'm probably in the minority but i'd love if he came back in one of the new films and redeemed himself.
>I don't fear you!
>Then you will die braver than most.Say what you will about Rebels, it's still better than the prequels.
>>70695178
>complete lies, the post.
>>70690089
The line implies that the way animals are slaughtered is cruel and therefore the way he slaughtered them was cruel.
>>70695029
Bud he made quite a bit of money from Star Wars, owns a farm, is married to a rocket...he's probably fine
does this count?
>>70695178
>Films that Lucas put his heart and soul into
>Comarable to Disney cashgrabs made to earn more shekels
>>70695029
I hope he gets another chance too
>>70695340
I know he got Bilson but it always felt like he could do more.
>>70695466
Yeah i'd like to see him in a serious detective movie like Prisoners or Zodiac...or something
>Tell your sister... you were right. You were right about me.
>>70695513
Considering most people think Glass role was his best one supports your idea, he does grey characters well
Obi wans gonna kill me
>>70689773
I hate sand
Googled his work, surprised didn't know he was in Goosebumps(Night of The Living Dummy 3).
I liked him as Anakin so whatever.
>>70694357
I miss him already
YOU'RE WITH ME
YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO KILL ME
>>70689773
Do Darth Vader quotes count?
>your sissstah...
>join me and we can overthrow the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son! (Sounds like a good deal honestly)
>when we last met I was but a leaner, now I am the mastah
Guys I really miss Sheev and Obi Wan posting. Why do the janitors have to ruin all the fucking fun on this board? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAH HATE THEM!!!
>>70696020
I'll be honest if I could join The Empire as a buckethead I would, get bitchin uniforms, friends, and take your daughter to work day.
>I had friends on that deathstar...
>>70689773
Youngling: Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Anakin:*pwish*
>>70696372
*unzips lightsaber*
>>70693349
Underrated post.
>>70696250
>le storm troopers always miss meme
WELL HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT!
>>70689773
I just finished clone Wars and the way the council all fucked over Ahsoka, this picture is all I could think of.
>still better then the prequels
You could pretty much say that about
say what you will about getting raped, it's till better then the prequels.
say what you will about getting stabbed , it's till better then the prequels.
>>70696504
That assbeating Anakin threw on Baris still makes me smile for some reason.
Why didn't they just make him a fucking master when he did everything a master does?
Fuck I wish the cg cartoon came before.
>>70689773
huh... I never noticed the family resemblance till now.
>>70696228
It will return, in time
>>70695887
>looks up Hayden's work
>see this
my fucking sides
>>70697874
>thinking Lucas isn't literally poetry master
>>70697874
>Lando in the movie
I think you are into something, anon.
>>70689773
>TFW none of the new villains was as likeable as Sheev or Vader.
>>70689773
WHAT HAVE I DONE? DDDDDD:
>From my point of view, it is the Jedi who are evil!
BRAVOOOOOOOO LUCAS!
>>70697089
she's kinda reminding me of diddy kong or dixie kong desu in this picture at least
>>70698341
>villains was
>sheev glasses may may
Want to know how I know you didn't graduate highschool?
>>70697874
Didn't see that til now lmao
>>70697874
Meme magic is real.
>>70697089
>out of nowhere xenomorph child
>>70689773
both times where he says "i hate you" or "i hate them" are his best delivered lines
>>70693030
fuck that's foul
>>70693223
her fingers are short but qt
>>70697089
>>70698813
holy shit
>>70695178
Im tired of you /co/mblereddit fags. Half of that show looks retarded and i hope they dont adapt anything from that ever.
>>70693030
ehh
i'd hit it.
>>70693642
Lucas married in College and as far as anybody knows she was his first. She pursued him, and it wasn't for money because she was already working on big films as an editor before he even got famous. Hell she supported him financially at times until Star Wars got huge. If he hadn't gone full autismo and realized he was ignoring his wife she probably would never have left him. When she did leave he got all butthurt about it. He doesn't know shit about how relationship works, he tried to go all Shakespeare with the dialog and it doesn't work period. Only reason why Leia and Han's lines worked was because of her input. She was part of production for Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back, notice how shitty the dialog got when Return of the Jedi came out.
>>70695178
that ep was pretty good
