Hi, /tv/. What're you up to?
>>70686079
you don't wanna know OP
I'm trying to find an easy recipe I can make to impress friends at a barbecue tomorrow
I'm thinking of
http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/browse-all-recipes/corn-bread
>>70686208
wait a goddamn minute.
im going to a barbecue tomorrow.
tim?!
>>70686332
Bartholomew!?
>>70686441
shit dude, i didn't know you go on 4chan! im so stoked for this barbecue/gangbang tomorrow!
>>70686521
Golly gosh I'm sure it'll be swell! Almost as swell as my dragon strap-on so I can have TWO WIENERS!
>>70686521
>>70686565
I think my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail, because this is the first I'm hearing about any barbeque!
>>70686589
But you got the invitation to the gangbang, right? Even if you miss the brats and hotdogs, there's plenty of sausage to go around ;))))))
>>70686633
No, I didn't. Was it lost in the mail or do y'all just not like me?
>>70686565
i just hope your cornbread isnt as bad as that DISASTROUS excuse for potato salad you brought last year! oh my god it was bad! it was such a bad potato salad i almost didnt even want to toss your salad
ALMOST
>>70686676
Oh wait is this kevin? Shit I forgot. You can't come because of what you did last year. Sorry
>>70686676
greg nobody fucking likes you. we get ot. you contribute to NPR. we've heard it A MILLION TIMES.
plus your asshole is too loose it's like fucking air
>>70686745
oh damn i thought it was greg. my bad kevin
>>70686801
Yeah that jello tuna thing was the worst. I mean even if we weren't eating it out of his butt it would still need more salt
>>70686122
so is nobody gonna congratulate me for knowing the seinfeld scene, or.......
>>70686838
I SAID I was sorry! At least I didn't do what Jeff did two years ago! Did you ever manage to clean those stains out?
>>70686917
WOULD YOU SHUT UP WE'RE HAVING A GAY BARBECUE
>>70686917
pick up the phone, anon! PICKITUP!
>>70686931
No. That loincloth was fucking ruined. I ended up burning it because the steam cleaner refused to smell it. I asked him like three times and he was a dick about it
>>70686944
im just saying, the joke was getting kinda played out, but no one acknowledged my excellent response to op...and....i dunno, nevermind....... :/
>>70687029
How can this be the gayest post in the thread
>>70687029
you fell short of excellence by not including a picture
>>70686976
my nigga
>>70687046
>TOPKEK
