What's the most ridiculous Game of Thrones theory that you unironically believe.
>The Faceless Men Are The Iron Bank
>>70684506
Jon Arryn's son is a bastard child of King Robert
>>70684506
Jon Snow is in fact Arya Stark
>>70684506
Daario is Euron
Stannis is dead.
>>70684506
Bran is God. When he becomes aware that he is God the world is completely ravaged by White Walkers and he starts it over as Bran the builder. Time in ASOIAF is totally cyclical and this has happened many times.
Stannis is a preying mantis that has taken the form of a human by either wearing anothers skin or some field of illusion magic. He uses sneak attacks like a mantis, hates the cold and beheads his enemies and eats them. HEIL THE INSECT KING
>>70685115
This is probably the only one I believe so far
something like that, we're gonna get to the end of the series and Bran is gonna go full Limit Break then re-start the timeline or some writers' convenience bullshit
>>70684506
>The Faceless Men Are The Iron Bank
I mean, I don't know if they ARE the Iron Bank in totality, but it seems incredibly unlikely that they're not deeply involved with it considering Jaqen (or at least a person with Jaqen's face) copped to the Faceless Men being the founders of Braavos. It would be much more surprising if the two organizations didn't have a significant amount of crossover than if they did.
And on-topic:
Euron is going to become the new Night's King by shacking up with a female Other and making his seat at Harrenhal in the books, leading to the final battle on the frozen God's Eye.
>>70684506
The Faceless Men and the Iron Bank are the two most powerful and revered organisations in Braavos. They basically run the place. The idea they're working together isn't all that ridiculous.
>>70685166
GRRM has borrowed so much from Wheel of Time so I would not be surprised at all
Benjen is working for the White Walkers
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>>70684506
Littlefinger is CIA from other dimmension
>>70684506
Sam Tarly is Azor Ahai reborn.
The Faceless Men are working for the Others. The Faceless God is an ice god.
>>70684506
What is dead may sometimes die.
The horn of winter brings down the wall by awaking giants that are frozen inside of it.
>>70684506
HR=HS
STANNIS
IS
ALIVE
Until they show me his fucking dead body and cuts its head off and burn him then he lives.
I will keep saying this until the last episode of the final season, after which I will switch to saying that the show writers were wrong and the whole thing was a piece of shit because they never picked up the Stannis story line again.
>>70687297
Huh?
Ned Stark is gonna get revived in some way similar to how Jon Snuuhh did
>>70685115
>The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.
We Wheel of Time now?
>>70684506
that pic rekted me far more than it should have.
Daario = Euron is dumb but strangely captivating
R+L=D
B+A=J
>>70687396
He'd be a rotten zombie without a head now.
>>70687297
Howland Reed= High Sparrow
>>70687333
why would brienne lie to everyone about that, especially the girl shes obsessed with devoting her life to.
Not happening man
>>70687333
You acknowledge that you're just trolling though, this is for theories you ACTUALLY believe, not trolls you intend to perpetuate forever.
>>70687333
stannis returns in S7 though
>>70687431
Would she have said she killed the Hound if asked? She may have left him assuming he would die
>>70684506
Everything is Bran's fault
>>70687424
It's magic(k) I ain't gotta explain shit
>>70684506
Dany is the Mad Queesn
>>70687424
In the show he's been bones since before the Red Wedding.
>>70687457
I actually believe it.
>>70687431
I don't know. Stannis told her to do her duty. It visibly made her think. Camera cut let death ambiguous. Who knows what her motivations are. I suspect Stannis is off playing the Davos role from the book and will show up with the Maderlys at some point.
Also Stannis has been mentioned repeatedly this season. Last episode it was Davos talking about what a great commander Stannis was.
I don't see any other reason for the writers to prompt the audience about Stannis so much after his death other than to prime them to remember who he is when he shows back up.
I think he will show up at Winterfell to save Jon.
>>70684506
Theon was never castrated. He's pretending. He's going to kill Yara when the timing is right.
>>70687610
You don't.
You've acknowledged that you're going to keep saying it until the show is over and that after you're going to act like they dropped the story.
This is you saying you know he's dead and not coming back to the show and that you intend to troll about it anyway.
>>70687673
>He's pretending.
So then whose cock did Ramsay Bolton mail to House Greyjoy
>>70687690
I'm not trolling.
Read what I posted.
I believe he is alive and will be back to save Jons assault on Winterfell.
I admit there is a good chance I am wrong, but in the event that it doesn't happen my reasons for believing Stannis is alive will not change.
Stannis lives.
Deal with it.
>>70687774
You're just doing a thing. You don't believe it.
>>70687610
You forget that D&D are complete hacks. Stannis is gone, it's time to let go.
Bran is at least one of the famous Brandon Starks named in the books
>>70687837
>You forget that D&D are complete hacks
This
A lot of people on these threads come up with better plots than anything D&D have come up with so far, it's actually kind of funny
>>70687837
>You forget that D&D are complete hacks. Stannis is gone, it's time to let go.
But who else is there?
I have to believe.
It's like that fag Loras said, "when the sun has set no candle can replace it".
>>70687512
god he is so fucking ugly
>>70687968
He kind of almost sort of barely maybe looks like a James Earl Jones in "whiteface",
>>70687396
Dude is litterally bones now.
>>70685166
That sounds plausible but isn't there a lot of "history" before Bran the Builder?
I could believe it if he was one of the founding myths of Westeros but he seems to come much later on.
>>70687710
A little boy's.
>>70685135
i laffed pretty hard
>>70688057
Well I'm assuming Yara knew what her brother's cock looked like
so uh whats goin on here?
>>70684506
jojen paste.
>>70687774
Stannis dead, deal with it
>>70685135
is that a will laren comic?
That Jon Snow isn't actually a Targ
Also Daenerys is Sauron
>>70684760
>that weakling faggot being a son of Bobby B
Negro please
>>70687297
ok can someone explain this one to me?
I honestly believe that Robyn will snap out of his autism and become a player instead of a pawn
>>70688198
Howland Reed=High Sparrow
>>70688360
I know what the letters meant I just dont get how Howland reed can be the high fuckign Sparrow
>>70687710
You think it's difficult to get a random severed cock? There are ways.
>>70687525
amazing as that would be, fem-nazis would go full pitchfork nation if the "strong womyn" went nuts and had to be put down, especially since it would probably end up being Jon Snow stopping her and he's a man so it would be "the patriarchy" and bad
>>70684506
They have completely shared interests, protecting Braavos first of all. Braavos is strong because of banking, among other things. Who do you think the Iron Bank sends when a debt goes unpaid? You think that people are not scared shitless not to pay the jews their usury?
Come the fuck on. That's not even a theory, it's pretty much a fact. They are two different organizations but they obviously work together just out of logic.
>>70688121
Nope.
Stannis lives.
>>70688360
After his best buddy died he decided to clean up KL for the return of the boy he is the one person who knows whos parents is.
>>70684506
>What's the most ridiculous Game of Thrones theory that you unironically believe.
Final episode will see the Night King slay Jon & Dany and be about to bring eternal winter to Westeros.
Bran (who we were led to believe was dead) will see this and using all of his powers turn back time to the first episode of season 1, just after King Robert arrives.
He'll warg into into the Dire Wolves and create reasons for none of the defining moments of that episode to take place, most importantly himself never climbing the tower and seeing Cercei & Jaime shagging.
With his family intact and a little persuasion from Bran (whispers on the wind through the leaves of the weirwood tree), Ned will turn Robert down.
Show ends with none of it ever happening except in Bran's mind as his power fails him and he becomes trapped within the Wierwood, the only happy ending he could bring about.
>>70687525
this. dany has been crazy all along and twisted her memories into believing otherwise. it is no coincidence death and corruption follow here everywhere.
>>70684950
>>70687710
his own. he is crazy like that.
>>70685206
OP here. I think that it makes sense that the Faceless Men are the Iron Bank. The Faceless Men charge massive sums of money to kill people and have done so for millennia. They have no apparent use for all the money and presumably aren't spending it on anything. As the Iron Bank they could use that money to manipulate politics and control the world.
This is my own theory that I haven't based on anything else. I should probably make an autistic fan theory video before someone beats me to it
Gilbert Farwynd will find Americos
>>70688606
I largely believe this too.
The only way this clusterfuck is getting wrapped up is with time travel magic deus ex machina.
>>70685115
>Bran is The One. When he becomes aware that he is The One the world is completely ravaged by Machines and he starts it over as The One. Time in Zion is totally cyclical and this has happened many times.
>>70688628
what is this meme? never seen it before
>>70687710
His own. Absolute madman.
>>70684506
Jamie and Cersei or Tyrion are secret Targs.
I think Jamie and Cersei are Targs and Tyrion is Tywin's only real child.
>>70685355
Is that how Wheel of Time actually ended? I totally lost interest when the original writer died, and my interest had been waning from about Book 7 anyway
>>70688428
There isn't really evidence for it, but we haven't seen HR all series and he is an inportant guy who influenced the tourney at Harrenhal as well as the battle at the ToJ. He may bery well have some magical powers as well, and Robb was going to work with him before he died. I guess because the Sparrow has worked against the Lannisters and their allies we think it could be HR.
Anything Preston Jacobs has ever said. Not all of them will make it to the show but some already have, like the fact that the whole thing is secretly scifi.
>>70688606
I'm pretty confused by what Bran's powers actually are. He can warg, but how much control does he have over time? And how much are things just predetermined?
>>70688977
>Varys & Littlefinger are secretly aliens
I'd buy it
>>70689003
We don't have enough detail yet.
Ned heard him. If the past can be changed then that's what he did. But maybe Ned always heard him say it, so all Bran was doing was completing an action which had already been determined before he was even born. In which case time can't be changed and all you can do is play your part in things that are already set in stone.
We need more info. It's basically Dr. Who vs. Misfits brand of time travel.
I like the one about Patchface being an evil mastermind. Not a vehement believer of that theory, but still a pretty neat one.
>>70687253
I thought this was a given
I've got one that I cant let go of. Bran is the Lord of Light. He communicates to people through time on the show in the flames. Protects Daenary's from the flames and all that.
Normally this would raise a few plothole questions already but D&D so I can't expect much.
S T A N N I S
M A N N I S
>>70689247
Bran is God (all the gods) isn't exactly outlandish anymore, it's fairly well accepted by showfags like me and the people I work with.
>>70685488
Before or after the plane crash?
>>70684506
The Sand Snakes have actual teleportation magic.
that wasnt arya who got stabbed
>>70690761
OP said ridiculous, that's basically a fact.
>>70684506
TDQR
>>70684506
>Dornish Masterplan
>Quentyn is alive
>Gerion is the Shrouded Lord
>>70688478
you have no basis for you conjecture, you're just spewing memes
>>70684506
Syrio was a faceless man.
Waif stabbing "arya" was a test for her, which she failed by ignoring Jaqen's instruction that arya not be made to suffer.
Combine the two, and the Faceless man gives Arya Syrio's face and banishes her. Arya/Syrio have a gollum/smeagol thing going on in the final season
>>70691060
Neither of these are outlandish or unexpected.
>>70684506
Several characters are unwittingly being influenced by Bloodraven to throw the world into chaos before the invasion of the Others (who are much weaker than they seem) so that the Children of the Forest can get revenge for being driven out of their homes by humans.
A godless man may sit the Seastone Chair
Words are actually utterances with semantic content, not just wind
Nipples on a breastplate possess a small degree of utility
>>70690991
>sweet Robin has greensight. And can warg.
Preston is so fucking retarded
>>70684950
That's been laid to rest by the show
>>70684950
But it actually fits though
>>70691312
>what are faceless men>let me fucking have hope you fucking faggot
>>70691312
By the show, sure. Dany dreaming about Daario having blue lips and an ice-cold cock didn't make it in to the show, weirdly, so there's still hope in the books.
the waif is a targarean
>>70684506
the waif is syrio forel
>>70691312
>That's been laid to rest by the show
show is no longer canon, for example see Coldhands being Benjen which GRRM confirmed not to be true
>>70684950
Not in the show but in the books now that we now Euron true power level it certainly has become more probable.
I honestly feel like they have cut out all the ridiculous theories for the show, hmm I guess I will go with Varys being a Blackfrye. Think that still fits in with the show.
robb is coming back with a wolf head.
How are the white walkers a threat if they only threaten Westeros? People can just move to Essos which is largely unpopulated.
>>70691337
Daario is a Faceless Man, and Euron is in league with them, but that doesn't mean Daario IS Euron.
the degree of flakiness demonstrated by Euron in the recent chapter make it pretty clear that he's being sent his visions by someone, but instead of going to get Dany and the dragons himself he sent Victarion - because someone else is ultimately giving him orders and doesn't want his insanity/megalomania ruining any crucial parts of the plan.
>>70691399
George is always bullshitting people to prevent spoiler leaks
>>70691505
Westeros is comically vast and has a population of 40 million. they literally all couldn't leave in time even if there was somewhere for them to go.
>>70691585
Yeah but they could migrate south, like to Dorne. How will the undead be able to attack a desert? Also it seems clear they can't swim, so how will they conquer all the islands?
>>70691692
>dead things in the water
>>70684506
Quentyn is alive.
>>70684506
Jon Snow is in fact Eddard Stark
>>70684506
That episode with Swear-engine is about him trying to build his bar. He wasn't really killed.
>>70691544
it was seen written on a manuscript he gave to his editor, he asked if it was Benjen GRRM said no
>>70691060
They don't have Arya's face
>>70691776
>he thinks undead can literally cross the ocean
>>70691891
And then Benjen was Coldhands. Like I said, George always lies to throw people off.
>>70691935
Really?
Because I seem to recall the end of last season differently
>>70691950
GRRM also stopped working with the show after season 4
Ned Stark is Rolly Duckfield and Ashara Dayne is Septa Lemore and they fuck all day erryday.
>>70691956
Arya is not dead and still has her face attached
>>70688793
It's the costanza bananza
>>70691544
Leaf, a being that's been alive for possibly thousands of years, said Coldhands died "a long time ago."
Theon is AA
>>70691993
>Ned Stark is Rolly Duckfield
I have to admit I don't understand this one at all.
>Ashara Dayne is Septa Lemore
This seems plausible. I also think Beric Dondarrion's squire is her and Ned's son.
Ned saw Dany when she was an infant. Not saying R+L=D but he had something to do with her birth or infancy
>>70691994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljFljgf2USk#t=2m
And yet No-one already had it on under Jaqen
>>70684506
Quentyn Is alive
Faceless Men is working for Aegon Targaryen's cause
Shrouded Lord is Tyrion's favorite uncle he often remembers
Daenerys was only a tool used by Ageon Targaryen's faction that got out of control
>>70691950
he doesn't actually, if he doesn't like a question because it is too revealing he just refuses to answer
Jamie and Cersei are the Mad King's bastards.
>>70692106
She's drugged anon
The orks will land in Westeros and begin slaying humies.
>>70692151
Also we already know Arya kills the Waif
>>70692132
Anymore secret Targaryens or fake-out deaths / resurrections, and I'm out. GRRM was already testing my patience with this shit in ADWD.
>>70691294
he doesn't even believe in cleganebowl. whether or not it doesn't happen in the books, the show has given us scene after scene of stupid bullshit that doesn't matter at all. the least we could get is some stupid bullshit that's awesome.
>>70692151
That wasn't in the show
What about
>The Iron Bank funds the Faceless Men
>>70692189
I don't think it's ever going to be revealed or important to the story, it's just something that's there if you read between the lines. And Jon is still the only secret Targaryen, Aegon is a fake.
>>70692198
>inb4 Cleganebowl is even worse than snekfight
I have zero confidence in this show anymore.
>>70688794
But then whose cock did Ramsay shove inside Sansa
Fishmen are planning to flood Westeros by melting the Wall.
>>70691868
SWEDGIN COCKSUCKER
Tyrion is Dany and Drogo's aborted baby from the future
Gerold Dayne Is Darkstar=Eddard Stark's Alien Orgy
>>70688606
>believes the Bran is a time traveler meme
>>70692300"Her's"
>>70692344
I want a Heartbeat "it was all an 18 year daydream" ending
>>70692333
>Tyrion is the Stallion that Mounts the World
Horse God confirmed for fraud
>>70692392
>Asha's cunt=the world
Tyrion will fuck Asha
>>70687424
More than that, littlefinger gave cat his bones
Teleportation confirmed
Varys is a mermaid
>>70691585
>Iron Isles can build a thousand ships in a few years without any local trees
True. Some may die, but all the have to do is build boats.
The BWB will revive Robb Stark using the Lord of Light's magic, except he will have a wolf's head
>>70691993
>implying septa lemore isn't a red priestess glamouring fAegon to look targish
>>70684506
Ramsay Bolton is actually Jon Snow and Jon Snow is actually Ramsay Bolton.
>Jon
>Benjen
>Hound
>Possibly Syrio
>Possibly LSH
Stannis is 100% not coming back
>>70688436
You want a random severed cock? I can get you a random severed cock, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a random severed cock by 3 o'clock this afternoon...
>>70684950
That's bullshit but I believe it
>>70690761
it wasn't arya
show me a screenshot of needle and im a complete faggot. watched it twice now and didn't see her sword at all. can't be her because they made it a point to show us arya getting the sword back
another test from the faceless men
>>70687710
Jared Letos.
>>70692278
Tyrion is also a secret Targaryen, though.
>>70691505
There is a north in the Far East of essos in the fictional version of China that has its own Great Wall. Not shown directly because it's not relevant but it's clear the WW are a global threat.
this thread is good
>>70693799
W-with nail polish?
I believe that GRRM wakes up every morning and wishes he was dead so he could no peace from the horrific task of trying to wrap up this cluster fuck he's created. I believe he's already blown through two deadlines and there's no reason to believe he won't blow through a third. I believe he will eventually breakdown and tell fans that the final season of the show will count as the 100% hard canon ending and there will never be a final book. There's no way this guy doesn't want to move on and work on other projects; A writer only has so many years.
>>70695332
>triggered
Viserys warged into Drogon's egg
Jaime didn't kill the Mad King
>>70695690
Also, Varys isn't a eunuch, but he wants people to believe he is
the only truly ridiculous fan theory is that the books will be finished before the fat man croaks
>>70691537
how is Dadario a faceless man? please elaborate
>>70695730
he is one in the show at least
>>70687710
[SPOILER]Varys'[/SPOILER]
>>70692282
it would be the final nail in the coffin. i can see it now. the mountain and hound square up. he lifts his sword and cleaves sandor's head off immediately. the high septon smirks and has a twenty minute long conversation with cersei.
>>70688606
>What about Danny
>What about Varys and Littlefinger
>What about the WW
>What about the Ironborn and Euron
"fixes" everything, sure.
>>70692282
Aren't you excited to see Sandor dual wielding fireswords against zomby Gregor, then forgiving him in the end because he's his bro?
Get h-hype!
>>70692278
>Believing in R+L=J
Jon is a traitor's bastard, nothing more.
Where are you?
>>70696507
>Implying Ros wasn't surprised because he had a huge cock, instead of no cock.
>>70697181
You know for a fact that Cersei is the traitor and that her children are usurpers.
Ned Stark was the only one in KL who didn't betray the crown.
Ya know, this time.
>>70695332
>final season of the show will count as the 100% hard canon ending and there will never be a final book
GRRM fucking hates the show now. No way he'd ever say that, he'd probably die before saying that.
>>70697186
>ascended
>is at the very bottom of the chart
You're a stupid idiot and I hate you.
>>70697205
>surprised at him for having a huge cock
>immediately she tells him she know who he is by doing that
doesnt compute
Varys the merman I'm like 90% sure, even tho it'd be fucking stupid
>>70697186
i still cant find anything about this "the 3 kingsguard at ToJ were Others" but it seems autistic enough to win this thread
>>70684506
I don't think winning or dying are the only two outcomes of playing the game of thrones
>>70697228
>Ebing satrk cuck
>>70697186
>the others are a merling hoax
that's awesome
What's going to happen in Riverrun?
>>70691002
they threw a fit about a billboard showing a super villain with a hand around an actresses throat. This is GoT where everyone meets a violent end if Dany ( who the fucking media always uses as an example of a good strong female character) went nuts WTF do you think would happen to her.
>>70688738
You don't think dragons will cancel out white walkers?
>>70692027
His arc has similarities, how many times has his life been overturned (extinguished), only for him to make something new for himself?
>>70684950
It-it's still true. Show Euron is actually Victarion and...
Khal Drogo will be turned into a dragon by voodoo and Oberyn will be the one riding him.
>>70685206
>all those gold coins given with a name
they racked up over the eons and they had to build a bank to store them all
>>70688710
I honestly doubt that the fat man will live long enough to write about Americos too.
>>70684506
That the last book will be published.
>>70697105
it's a ripple effect
>danny gets raped or beaten to death by khal drogo or her brother
>varys and littlefinger get killed by the lannisters
>the ww stay north of the wall where they have always fucking been
>ironborn are irrelevant anyhow but they stay cucked
Dany will go mad and kill Tyrion when he tries to oppose her.
>>70698511
wouldnt want it any other way tbqh senpai
>>70687710
he bought one from a cock merchant
>>70684506
>Syrio is Jaquen
:>Jaquen takes form as Syrio
>Scouts Aria
>Starts training her
>White Guard comes for Aria
>Syrio defends but it doesn't show he's died
>Get's thrown in red keep jail
>changes face while in the shadows to escape death penalty
>gets picked up by the night's watch
>meets aria again
etc
Nothing explicitly contradicts this, but there's no real support for it. It's still fun
>>70697186
>Jorah=AA in office chat
What? I've never even heard of this theory
I just hope the trollocs don't look fake.
Let's talk endings. Do the whites overrun Westeros or do they burn with dragon fire?
>>70684506
Westeroes is the underworld of the earth, explaining the lack of a sphere and the fucked up season
Screencap this
>>70685115
bran is john fron cincinnati
>you will remember his fathers words
> Varys is a Targaryen/Blackfyre
> Jaqen = Rhaegar
> Victarion is Azor Ahai
> High Sparrow = Reed
>>70684506
Lady stoneheart will appear this season
>>70700540
I think Bran will warg into a dragon and kill wights.
>>70684506
Mance was a glamored Rheagar.
When Mance was sentenced to death Rheagar and Tormund swapped glamours.
Which means that Tormund is now Rheagar.
sam is AA
>>70684506
Bran is a Time-God that controls every single thing that has ever happened in the series.
Oh wait, that's actually canon now.
Missandei is Ellia Martell
Ned warged into Ilyn Payne
>>70697186
seriously what was up with that thing that Bran/Summer saw rise up from Winterfell?
>>70684506
My theory is that the whole series is a childish critique on the death penalty. Anyone that sentences someone to die dies later on.
LF is a blackfyre which is why he wanted harrenhal so much to begin with
>>70691002
You remember the sansa rape fiasco? SJW's are ok with children being burned alive but anything that has to do with female main characters is completely off limits
>>70684506
GRRM will finish the series before he dies.
