Will it be good?
https://youtu.be/XWxyRG_tckY
>>70683549
yup
>>70683549
I'm a little hype after the trailer, i'll probably watch it.
i'm shocked this isn't a Stephen King adaptation
>>70683549
So its X-Files meats ET? Might be cool
>>70683549
i fuck i love shows about crazy shit happening in a small town. this looks greats
>>70683777
I know I totally got Stephen King meets Steven Spielberg vibes.
Looks comfy as fuck but why is this coming out in the middle of summer and not autumn?
>>70684157
Given the amount of kids in the cast, i'd say it's aimed at the young adult market, but would probably be watchable for adults too.
Plus it has that total summer adventure vibe.
>>70683777
I'm not. All his adaptations suck fucking dick. I bet he wishes he had Netflix and shit around when he sold his IPs away for a sack of drugs.
>>70683549
looks like 10/10.
Also, Winona Ryder is my waif.
>>70683925
Me too, they're strangely cozy for some reason.
>4 the of July party i'm attending
>Potentially starting new job soon
>Mr. Robot premiere July 13
>This show premiere July 15
July is going to be awesome
>>70683549
They had me at Netflix.
>>70683549
shill stop
>>70683549
This almost exactly the super 8 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqt9L4fIExA
>>70685605
Stop bragging fuckface
This looks good.It seems like Ryder is hamming it up which is a good thing for the era they are trying to emulate.
>>70683549
>Twin Peaks but with ayyy lmaos
>Oven waifu
>general great spooks
I'm so in it's not even funny
>>70685820
Stop making me not want to watch this.
>>70685139
>>70685820
Hopefully they don't fuck it up so bad.
Looks like shit. Also they gave away way too much in the trailer.
>>70685964
What have you concluded from the trailer?
>>70683549
I heard Winona Ryder really steals the show
>>70683549
looks promising
>>70685863
How am I bragging
>>70683549
SHIEEEEEEEEEET
this looks amazing, thanks for the heads up bruv
>>70686000
*crickets*
Lmao rekt
>>70685820
>super 8
I was about to bring that up
>winona ryder
I'm in.
>conspiracy theory plots
>movie-tier photography and production values
I'm double in.please don't suck
>>70686000
>spoonfeed me im retarded
are you blind? are you that dense? i dont care if you watch it or not. i just know i wont waste my time with some shitty abduction story that wants to be a small-town supernatural/spooky/conspiracy/jump-scare shitfest.
So it's Super 8?
I liked Super 8 but it's just Super 8, right?
>>70686264
Not an argument.
>Winona
Sold.
>>70685787
I actually only noticed the poster because Chris Sullivan tweeted it, and then found the trailer after doing a quick google search. I don't even subscribe to Netflix and I'm going to pirate the shit out of this on BtN when it drops.
>>70686286
and posting statements about what the trailer gives away WOULD be an argument? you really are a stupid one aren't you?
>>70686327
You're going to be defending your claim that the trailer revealed anything significant, which you still haven't done. Balls in your court.
>>70686264
So they didn't give away anything, you just don't like the setting and basic premise.
>>70683549
looks comfy
>>70686363
1. defending a claim isn't an argument
2. i never said i was going to defend anything. there is no argument.
3. i dont give a shit if you think the show is good or if the trailer was ambiguous and interesting. more power to you. i just know i wont be wasting my time with garbage because i dont have bad taste.
goodbye stupid. and maybe read a book so you can communicate with others before you watch the latest shit netflix puts out.
>>70686460
>>70686363
>>70686327
>>70686286
>>70686264
>>70686000
>>70685964
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the gayest fags in the world.
>>70684157
middle of winter for Australia
80's AESTHETIC
>>70686538
Right, but no one cares about Australia. Speaking as a Canadafag.
![Stranger Things - Trailer 1 - Netflix [HD]-XWxyRG_tckY.00.01.44.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8Alf4D.jpg "Stranger Things - Trailer 1 - Netflix [HD]-XWxyRG_tckY.00.01.44.jpg")
Winona number 1 reason to watch.
Haven't heard of this, but I enjoy stories where kids stumble upon shit. I'll look forward to this
>>70685891
le i fucking le hate jewjew!
I hope it'll be dark. It looks a little wondrous for my tastes. I'd like if what was going on was seriously messed up and the kids have to deal with it and mature to survive.
Like in Buffy but turned up to 11 and less campy.
Bros I want to be spooked. I wanna feel paranoid in my own livingroom. Why does it seem like this turns into something not eerie?
>>70686603
>>70683777
Yeah I watched the trailer and was thinking, is this one of kings short stories? But nope. Just has a King vibe.
>>70686727
My point exactly. The beginning felt scary but then it immediately turned mysterious.
I expect the creature or whatever is going on will be big and magical but misunderstood.
Probably still a decent bildungsroman tho.
Predicted 6/10
>>70683549
This looks fucking great.
>Netflix Series
Probably going to be shit. Hope it surprises me.
>>70686603
this
I'm sort of impressed by that kid being ballsy enough to run to the shed to grab a rifle.
>>70686908
It's set in the 80's when kids weren't so sheltered yet.
>>70686908
It was the 80's a time before Stranger Danger and the PC crowd turned boys into pussies by the time they hit the teens. So I'm guessing they're going for accuracy.
>>70686955
marry
>>70686998
>>70687027
Sorry, but I'm an 80's child. From a time when we treated fags like the abominations that they were.
>>70687115
I'm so sorry you were bullied, Anon.
>>70687144
would've been funnier if you weren't a tripfag
>>70687187
At least we can be bullied together!
>>70687231
fuck off m/a/nchild
>>70687144
Rooney you 're such a cool trip
>>70687574
Hey, you gotta get bullied too or it isn't fair! IT'S NOT FAIR!
>>70687582
I'm printing this off and sticking it right on the fridge
She must of spent a lot of time on set with the child actors.
>>70687797
>that filename
>>70687797
must have*
>>70688095
Those posts are a diamond dozen.
This is about a government facility that does experiments on psychic children. The kid from the start encounters one who is trying to escape, and is taken by the scientists when they recapture the psychic child. The girl with the number on her wrist is another psychic (telekinetic, she flings that van) child who escapes.
>>70688516
Kind of want aliens, so disappointed if true.
>>70687797
Welp, time to fap again.
>>70688545
Look at the nod she does before the van gets flung, its pretty obvious shes a telekinetic. Shes also obviously running away from something, and all evidence points toward the big facility they show (kid in tank at 2:00, dude in labcoat at 2:06, facility at 2:11). The guys in the hazmat suits are the guys that recapture the escaped children.
>>70688742
Heres hoping for an alien reveal, even if it's the last episode. Would be fun if they were infiltrators or just using captured/stolen alien technology.
>>70686730
looks good nice to see winona ryder doing stuff
>>70688516
i got a strong ET vibe, but this sounds more plausible.
>>70685139
This. Fuck that frog-faced fuck too, I'm pretty sure he stole most of his best work because they don't share a writing style with each other nor any of his other work.
All his actual writing is the same fucking formula with a shitty awful ending because he gets paid per word. He used "drugs" as a convenient excuse.
>>70686908
And look where it got him. He got rapped by ayy's. If he only ran away all would be fine.
Plus it was a BB.
>>70689060
Some of his best work was from his booze n binge days.
>>70689150
Yeah back when he stole it. Cujo and The Shining do not share the same usage of vocabulary, the same style of building or characters, the same pacing style, nor do they bare any resemblance to each other whatsoever. This is the same through Carrie and The Deadzone and Christine and ect.
His real work that he didn't steal from people are shit like Dreamcratcher, Langoliers, Rosered, Desperation, Children of the Corn, Tommyknockers, Lawnmower man, ect.
They all share his actual writing style and stupid bullshit plotpoints. You cannot blame substance abuse on such wildly different styles, it doesn't turn you into another person and you don't forget how to write a book when you come down from a high.
Occam's razor he's just a fucking liar that stole stories to get famous.
>>70689289
Hmm, I wasn't aware of this. I really enjoyed Cujo and The Shining though.
>>70689344
Look at Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption, it's one of the most obviously glaring works he has stolen. If he didn't plaster his name all over it then you wouldn't have ever been able to guess who wrote it.
Looks like pure """netflixkino""" (dogshit).
Will watch to beat off to Winona's granny tits.
>>70683549
gay AF brah
>>70689408
Is this a well-known industry fact or just a theory you have?
>>70689344
you actually believe that Stephen King stole stories from some unnamed source just because you read it in an anonymous. unsupported post on the internet?
you're beyond help
>>70689593
Fuck off, I just wanted to continue reading this guy's replies.
>>70689289
Do you have any basis for this at all?
>>70689408
there's more to a writer's style than just broad plot points. compare the narrator's voice in Shawshank Redemption to the some of the early passages in Tommyknockers and you'll see the same folksy, conversational writing style.
Finally, a new meme show to watch.
>>70688516
bro, you need to learn to use spoilers.
Do people ever systematically space out the episodes of these Netflix series' when they're released?
>>70690233
For what? He is describing the trailer which is posted in the OP.
>>70689289
>Occam's razor
is that a phrase meaning "tl;dr"?
and can't a writer write different stories?
>>70683549
this actually looks fucking good
>>70689408
I remember catching Stand by Me on tv after I hit puberty. At the scene where the protagonist kid looks at the deer as he was writing his diary, thinking what he thought, I remember thinking "this must be a Stephen King story".
>>70690316
broyou need to learn to use these. Comprende compadre? Capiche paisano? Katalaves re paliopousta?
>>70683549
Is that Bran Stark?
>>70690322
damn dude, are you trying to win the most retarded faggot on earth award?
>>70690438
I'm not him. I'm simply asking you why he would need to use spoiler tags to talk about the trailer that everyone itt just watched.
>>70683549
Feels like another one of those shows that'll string me along for a million episodes until I get pissed and quit watching it.
>>70683777
Maybe he ghostwrote this, cause it does feel a lot like something he'd write.
I hope it doesn't turn out tbe aliums and they go for something more original.
>>70690465
tell me what do you make of this phrase
>>70689289
>Occam's razor he's just a fucking liar that stole stories to get famous.
>>70690233
>>70690438
>use spoilers to discuss the trailer that everyone in this thread is discussing
You might be the most autistic faggot on /tv/ at the moment. Take a moment and enjoy it.
>>70683549
Even that poster looks like a Stephen King ripoff.
Winona is cute! CUTE! C-U-T-E!
>>70690555
>to discuss the trailer
>>70690632
only he gave away the plot, didn't he?
He didn't say "at least that's what I make off from the trailer"
>>70690601
It's obvious, you mongoloid. If an author has a certain writing style that permeates throughout his works but a handful of his books have none of his hallmarks and look like they were written by someone else... then Occam's Razor which suggests that the simplest answer is correct. If they don't resemble his works, then they're not really his works.
Literally everyone else in the thread got what he meant, why can't you?
>>70683549
add this to christmas light kino
>>70690635
Reminds me more of Wes Craven's Teen book series, can't remember the name.
Good trailer though
>>70690692
You mean for the original series that isn't based on any other book or movie that there's no way to know what it's about? You should just stop posting.
>>70690696
>Occam's Razor
what the fuck is that????
>writing style
not the same as "plot formula". A plot formula belongs in the writing style, but the complete writing style isn't reduced to just the plot formula.
>>70690744
>that there's no way to know what it's about?
you must be new at /tv/
>>70690756
>what the fuck is that????
https://www.google.com/
>>70690791
No, you must be new. Here's how it would've gone if it wasn't a supposition.
>i work on this show, and here's what it's about and my lengthy opinions on every facet
>AMA
>>70690800
bother to explain you fucking idiot, asking from someone to google is the equivalent of pretending to know while playing it too cool to explain. Does that behaviour remind you of anyone?
>>70690692
>browses board full of autistic sci-fi nerds
>surprised when they dissect new sci-fi trailer
He clearly points out timestamps in the trailer that show where he got his theory from.
>>70690828
>being this new
>AMA
this isn't Reddit kid
>>70690726
Ah it was Fear Street by RL Stine. There's some Goosebumps in there too
>>70688516
>>70688742
Maybe the kids got their abilities from ayy abduction.
>>70690907
>RL Stine
from a fairly eraly age I thought it was creepy that we live in a society where someone would write books to make children addicted to Stephen King's books and create new consumers.
Hadn't heard of this, and I'm always looking for sci-fi/mystery shows to watch because there's fuck all on at the moment. How do people find out about this stuff? Literally every "upcoming sci-fi shows for 2016" list I've seen hasn't mentioned this at all
>le sci-fi tease but ends up with children having superpowers trope
ET aside, when has this ever gone well? Super8 and Chronicle were boring as hell
>>70690985
>How do people find out about this stuff?
It's Netflix, they advertise the shit out of their original stuff and other news outlets pick up on it, I usually just scan the front of slashfilm.com, ir Darkhorizons.com
>>70690859
It was already explained to you, retard. Occam's Razor is the principle that the simplest answer with fewest leaps in logic taken is generally the correct one.
That's twice it's been explained to you while you sit on a futuristic magic box that can summon the entirety of this world's knowledge to you in an instant. Need to be spoonfed further you absolute fucking failure of a human being?
>>70690985
OP here, one of the actors tweeted the one sheet I posted.
>>70691018
>ET aside, when has this ever gone well?
Flight of the Navigator
Looks like it might be alright
does Netflix have a single show above 8/10 though
>>70690885
>knows to offensively call everyone 'new' that disagrees with him
>hasn't been around long enough to be in a spoiler AMA /tv/ thread yet
How is that even possible...? It's been like a week since the last one. Just how fucking summer are you?
>>70691071
This. such a GOAT underrated film, I remember being hesitant to watch it after my childhood in case it got ruined but it's such a solid film
>>70691049
who the fuck is Occam? What kind of name is that?
>>70691020
Did you ever notice how in all children's shows, the scientists, who were wearing white robes and spoke in their scientific jargon etc....what accent did they have? And what kind of names would they have? In almost every show and movie.
>muh 80s
might actually watch this 2bh
>>70691141
>>70691188
This shit makes me laugh every time.
>>70691071
Haven't heard of this but will be checking it out
>>70688516
>>70686264
>mfw he waited for him to explain it
>>70683973
Stephen King meets Steven Spielberg
That seems like a good way to pitch an adaptation of IT.
>>70683549
When will Netflix revitalize Eerie Indiana?
>>70685878
>implying the Lodge inhabitants aren't transdimensional ayyy lmaos
Kids with magic powers, stupid cgi shit, horrible dialogue.
Pretty clear it's going to be some government thing rather than aliens, and all the kids will end up being saved at the end or whatever.
Not so hyped for this.
>>70683549
>muh 80s Spielberg suburb adventure
Super 8 wasn't nearly big enough a hit that would warrant greenlighting this.
>>70683973
Wait, how the fuck has Steven never adapted a Stephen novel.
>>70693959
Orange is the New Black maybe
>aliens
dropped
>>70695302
>he doesn't like ayys
>>70685878
>Twin Peaks but with ayyy lmaos
So.. Wayward Pines?
>Super 8!
This feels a lot more like what Super 8 was trying and failing to accomplish, honestly.
Which is a more genuine remembrance of childhood in 1970s middle America with an edge, as opposed to YES MISTER SPIELBERG, ALL OVER MY FACE AND CHEST!
>>70683549
>Winona Ryder
HYPED
>>70688516
Cool
