If Superman grew his hair out, could it be used to make extremely durable bulletproof vests?
Just weave the hair into a vest, and deflect any and all projectiles.
>>70683338
just throw teh whole fishing line in?
In Action Comics 687, Lex Luthor does in fact shave Superman to make a glove out of his hair and pubes
The more you know
>>70683371
>>>/gtfoautist/
How would you cut it?
Has he ever had a haircut? I doubt steel scissors could cut his hair.
>>70683578
In the Superman cartoon he used his heat vision and a mirror to shave his face
>>70683338
>Superman
>hair
>posts Henry Cavilk
>>70683338
Soupman hasnt got that particular power.
>>70683646
I want bitter virgins to leave.
>>70683884
dont call capeshit fans that
>>70684016
delete your 4chan account
>>70683884
>>70684272
>>70683338
what about his pubic hair?
>>70684502
>>70683884
>>70684016
>>70684571
>has no comeback
>uses a strawman arguement
>sore loser
>newfag detected
why is he so perfect brahs
>>70683578
Kryptonite Klippers™
>>70683338
[BALDS LOUDLY]
>>70683338
Bit too late for that, he's balding
>>70684603
>greentexts when he shouldn't
>insecurity level over 9000
>>70684698
$0.01 has been deposited to your DC merchandise account
>>70684829
>greentexts when he shouldn't
It's yellow for me
>newfag
>butthurt stalker detected
inb4 sore loser posts 4pleb search results to show I'm mad
>still mad
Is there a point when its too much? Henry Cavill is such a great guy, great actor and a caring husband.
Is there a point when the masses just start hating?
>>70686085
Go be irrelevant and hated by everyone somewhere else, Snyder.
>>70684832
Silly anon, WB can't afford shills.
