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Why do people hate this movie again? It's great fun, and has the best on-screen interpretation of Dracula yet. It's a solid 8/10 action-adventure horror film.
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I love how it opened in black and white.
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>>70682387
>people hate this movie

..They do?
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>>70682387
Well, it's not a great movie, yet entertaining nonetheless.
And "Roxula" is hot as hell! :)
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>>70682387
Dracula's black haired bitch was the hottest.
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>>70682518
I remember it got absolutely shit on when it first released, I thought it was a solid movie. I'm a sucker for the setting/time period though
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They told an interesting story while also building a viable world. Shame there wasn't a sequel.
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I don't get it
how come /tv/ can't just agree on a movie or television channel
and then we watch it together & make comments AS IT HAPPENS
then this shit would be way more fun
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>>70682387
Agreed. Top fucking film.
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>>70682570
Because faggots want a life changing experience every time they go to the movies.
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Pretty women acting poorly isn't a great film
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Stephen Sommers is so underrated. Literally the king of adventurekino.
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>>70682387
hmmm..
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Today If you literally made the man dude into Idris Elba and renamed it Blade the reviews would've been great
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Who else "Too bad, so sad" here?
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>>70682553
you mean the blonde one right?
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Its in the same league as

>The mummy
>Dune
>LxG
>Underworld
>AND MOTHER FUCKIGN STARDUST

where its not bad, but its usually a good movie to see if people are bro-tier depending on their reaction to these films
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>>70682785
Pretty sure he means the redhead.
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>>70682859
Stardust is much better than the others you listed.
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>>70682775
perfect delivery
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>>70682387
No, this movie is fucking shit.
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Kate Beckinsale is so hot in this movie. Jesus Christ.
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>>70682785
The brunette is the hottest you pleb.
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>>70682723
I would totally watch Idris Elba: Black Helsing
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post kate
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>>70682387

Naw this movie is below average. It looked dated when it came out, the CG is embarrassing, the story is basic and built by committee, costume design is terrible 2000's crap.

Blade II, by comparison, which came out a couple years before was much better even though it had some of the same problems it was still charming and fun.
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>>70682387
It's awful. There's no story. We just jump from one action set piece to the next. It's completely devoid of characterisation.
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>>70682859
Stardust and The Mummy do not belong in a list with Underworld and fucking LxG.
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>>70683004
>It's awful. There's no story. We just jump from one action set piece to the next. It's completely devoid of characterisation.

So every action movie ever, then?
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>>70682936
>>70682942
>that finger run through her titties
ohbaby.jpg
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>>70683095
Her tits also popped out during the dance scene.

>>70682785
The blonde who died first was the hottest
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>>70682942
>have corruption fetish
>tfw vampire movies
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Shit is a 5/10 at best. It most certainly is not among some of the best movies. But muh childhood.
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>>70682989
>it was still charming and fun
That's literally what Van Helsing is though. The movie was a fun ride
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>>70682387
>best on-screen interpretation of Dracula yet

>Max Schreck
>Bela Lugosi
>Christopher Lee
>Gary Oldman
>Klaus Kinski

would all like a word
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IN THE NAME OF GOD

OPEN THIS DOOR
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>>70682387
holy shit i crushed so hard on the vampire that died in the town
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>>70682387
It is, people who dislike this movie are faggots.
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>>70682590
>/tv/
>owning a television
Don't be ridiculous
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>>70683511

>Max Schreck
>Bela Lugosi
>Christopher Lee

What? None of them were particularly good.
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>>70683322

no it wasn't, you just remember it being that way from your adolescence. Blade II has critical acclaim as well so I'm not just backing it up with my own personal experience.
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I saw it when i was 11 and loved every second of it. I haven't seen it since and don't want to because I don't ant to tarnish the great memories I have of it.
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They're rebooting this as part of that "monsters cinematic universe"
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