What do you guys think ? It would be epic
>>70675100
So f*cking true.
I really, really like this image.
omg yesss please make this happen
please stop
>>70675100
I wish I could upvote more than once.
>>70675100
You haven't applied /tv/ and /lit/ logic anon.
GRRM is mainstream now. Therefore he is a terrible writer.
Why would someone wanted tarantino to direct a movie written by someone else?
>>70675100
@Stacy Weisberg WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!
Tarantino
>writes so much the films would be 6-7 hours long
>still cuts them down to 3-hour masterpieces
GRRM
>tries to write long-winded series with too many plots
>refuses to edit properly
>takes a 3-book saga and turns it into 7
>dies before finishing because too fat
>>70675100
I want that right now
Wow, that's actually fucking brilliant. Have some Reddit Gold stranger.
>>70675100
so much win
>>70675181
he's trying to make fun of redditors, you dip
>>70675100
*MUNCH MUNCH*
Hmm? You want advice on how to make a fart machine historically correct? Well, I'm sorry, but my mouth is just full of SALAD DRESSING, I FUCKING LOVE SALAD DRESSING, I FILL MY MOUTH AND MY STOMACH AND MY GUTS WITH SALAD DRESSING EVERY SINGLE DAY. DO YOU LIKE MAYONNAISE, TARANTINO? I FUCKING LOVE MAYONNAISE. I SLURP AND SLURP AND SLURP THIS SALTY RANCH DRESSING UNTIL MY BODY TURNS INTO A FUCKING TEXAS RODEO. I FUCKING LOVE FOOD SO FUCKING MUCH. I JUST CAN'T STOP SHOVING IT INTO MY PIEHOLE, AS IT BECOMES THE WORLD WHILE I AM OF THE NIGHT.
WOAH GREAT IDEA STRANGER
++++REP
Is this what Reddit posts are actually like? I've never been.
>>70675100
Shut up and take my shekels
>>70675100
Wow, could you even imagine?
Like Peter Dinklage bursts onto the scene waving a glock and screaming profanities while Samuel L Jackson just watches and is like "Damn, short dude's got some issues"
I never knew how much I needed this to happen
>>70675287
OH MAN @! you should imidielty go there it's a great and funny site ! :)
>>70675245
and I was making fun of 4chanananeners, you pid.
>>70675287
more 9gag style
>>70675328
Memes and irony aside, what's wrong with reddit? Why all the hate?
What was the line about the girl shitting during sunrise?
"Come sunrise, she was shitting on the grass like a feral dog" or something like that
>>70675357
holy shit, please go back and stay
>>70675391
OP here, nothing desu, there are lots of good content there but it's outnumbered by memes, but it is still in better contidion than 4chan
>>70675100
> by this guy
> and his guy
I hate the "this guy" meme. On 9gag a words have less impact than a picture that's why they are so reluctant naming the people they talk about
>>70675260
What is this salade dressing meme ?
>>70675391
Greatest site on the interwebs.
>>70675585
Shame i find it too inconvinient, especially threads order, posts order in the threads, bumping mechanics, directories and subdirectories.I prefer more simplistic board or forum design.
>>70675391
> Any good comment have been burried under a whole thread of shitty comment massivly upboated
> any insightfull comment has been burried by a sea of downvote
> the first comment is a meme, followed by a meme, followed by a meme on a meme, followed by a third meme, followed by a beta who gives gold
> people pass more time congratualting other people for inconsequential thing "oh you sir are a great human being"
> meta shit everywhere
> The meme aren't funny
> Liberal tumblr tier
> No OC
> no discussion just circle jerk upboated and people trying to discuss either ignored, downvotted or so far down the chain of comment that you would need to pass an eternity worth of shitty meme to spot it
> Meta shennaningans
> all moderator have been elected by such said meta shennaningans, the moderating is politic
Reddit is the worst site on the face of the earth
>>70675641
that's why only some small subreddits are actally worth reading
btw have 7k karma from r/4chan comments
>>70675100
>write fantasy with serious plots that are inspired by historical events
>write ironical B movies like that distort historical events
I know it's bait but seriously that would not work at all, it's like saying I like mayonnaise and chocolate, I should mix them
>>70675100
I found her squatting on the grass shitting, her whole being trying push out that last turd that would never come. I, Jorah Mormont, didn't know what to say and turned around. "Khaleesi, I..." but he was interrupted by Daenerys shouting, "Shut the fuck up, Jorah! I will eat you and literally shit you out the ocean if you don't shut up! Once I'm done with this turd I'm killing all the niggers." Jorah tried to respect her privilege. After that they went to a cabin and nothing happened for 2 hours. The end
>this thread
kill postmodernism now
>>70675689
>> the first comment is a meme, followed by a meme, followed by a meme on a meme, followed by a third meme,
>> meta shit everywhere
>> The meme aren't funny
>> No OC
>>> no discussion just circle jerk upboated and people trying to discuss either ignored, downvotted or so far down the chain of comment that you would need to pass an eternity worth of shitty meme to spot it
>> Meta shennaningans
>> all moderator have been elected by such said meta shennaningans, the moderating is politic
So, exactly like /tv/?
>>70675260
fucking kek
>>70675689
literally 4chan + updots
>>70675844
Yeah, I hate when I get downvoted on 4chan
>>70675844
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>70675894
Downvoted
>>70675872
Hello ratto
sounds like reddit and every GoT 14 year old ultra pleb would eat it up like a juicy nigger cock they love so much
>>70675181
nice try faggot. he has always been terrible. now go back, you disgusting plebian.
Holy shit the Reddit is real in this thread. You all have to go back
>>70675976
you can't tell when people are sarcastic can you ? downvoted
>>70675514
2/10
I want this to happen 2bh. Think of the memes lads, will someone please just think of the fucking memes?
>>70675100
how has this not gotten more replies? up to the front page you go!
>>70675904
Told
Knights of the Told Republic
No Country For Told Men
The Brave and the Told
Pokemon Told & Silver
Leo Toldstoy
Toldielocks and the Three Bears
Etc. etc.
>>70675100
haha nice, one upvote for you sir!
>when you try to give gold and then remember you're posting on 4chan
>>70675872
>>70675872
>literally 4chan + updots
yes, and it is the reason why in some ways it becomes a worse site.
there is a sense of value to anything you say outside the insight you might give, so what most people say is directly related to the value you can get out of your reply.
therefore, people post quips that others would expect/understand and cycle-jerk over any discussion.
>tldr ; upboted always goes top, 4chan is timely organized instead of upboted
>>70675100
That 9gag watermark is put their ironically right?
omg yaaaaas
>>70675181
GRRM has always been shit. Let's not kid ourselves
>>70675872
That alone makes it infinitely worse
>>70675100
I think you should never post here ever again.
>>70675391
The voting system is retarded and their sense of humor is terrible. Also, a lot of comments seem completely disingenuous and you can tell when someone is pandering for le interwebs pointz.
>>70675100
who's the guy above Tarantino?
>>70678582
JRR Tolkien. You can tell by how classy he looks ;^)
>>70675391
No comment on Reddit ever seems genuine because there's some weird obsession with internet points, so this drives people to say something incredibly safe in order to appease the most people and therefore get the most points.
I would be fine with this but the comment section works by having the most upvoted posts at the top so on every post the general consensus is some bland comment followed by a series of bland responses
>Whoa skateboarding looks very interesting, I've always being interested in learning but I fail and give up too quick :/ [1000 points]
>could you say, you get BOARD easily xD [3000 points]
>wow you wheely had to say that baka [2500 points]
like cool but nobody is discussing the topic at all and it's turned into one big joke based pissing match or some narcissistic "I had an experience like this" sob story.
You can get called a nigger jew faggot mudslime on 4chan all day long but at least the comments are genuine.
>>70678582
He writes homosexual love novels.
>>70678305
They put it on every image that is uploaded there, no matter if it is stolen from somewhere else.
>>70675391
The voting system ruins the whole site.
>GRRMs obscene attention to unnecessary sexual and filthy detail matched against Tarantino's obsession with giving the audiences visual overstimulation
>Fails in every scene except for the erotic gay scenes, which win several oscars each.
A lot of really long shots of flacid penises
>>70676054
Jokes on you. I was being double secret ironic.
>>70675181
>GRRM is mainstream now. Therefore he is a terrible writer and always has been.
fixed
>>70675958
>>70678419
>>70679485
How is he a bad writer?
>>70675100
>closeups of sansas feet
>>70679527
I've started reading the books, and his style is monotone, unimaginative and obsessed with schlongs. In the chapter where Dany eats the horse heart, Martin used three different metaphores/phrases involving "manhoods" (for example, of the young Dothraki warriors he says "their braids aren't even longer than their manhoods"). Stannis is constantly "grinding his teeth" or "clenching his jaws" etc.
>>70679527
It reads like a highschool short story
>>70679527
Because he stole several of his overarching plots from a better writer by his own admittance.
>>70675100
I think this would go really badly.
GRRM is all about sincerity and uses violence and sex for realism, to genuinely horrify, etc.
Tarantino is an ironic exploitationist.
I love both of them, but their sensibilities would just completely crash. They literally overlap each other in completely opposite ways.
I wouldn't mind.
>>70680471
And literally copy and pasted plot from English medieval history, if I'm not mistaken
>>70680500
>GRRM is all about sincerity and uses violence and sex for realism, to genuinely horrify, etc.
>Her cunt became the world
>>70679527
>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.
>>70680601
Occasional bad writing aside.
As funny as that might be, he was writing that to be "real" about it, not because he was genuinely trying to amuse his reader.
>>70680601
comparing GRRM novels to the plebsgitfestHBO garbage train
nope
>>70680757
They're both pretty shit
>>70680658
write what you know
>>70680740
That line is straight up retarded and does not re. All of the sex scenes are cringeworthy. His prose in general is terrible.
>>70680825
*does not reflect realism
>>70676285
Fuck I miss these
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Told
Told Boy
Stone Told Steve Austin
Baby, its Told outside
Fool's Told
In Told Blood
Avenged SevenTold
>>70681062
Cringe as fuck
>>70675100
>epic
Hi 2008, it's nice to see you again. Been a while, how have you been?
![NBKillaz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tn0jCI8.jpg "NBKillaz[1].jpg")
>>70675100
written by QT and directed by Oliver Stone produced a based movie too.
late for the show?
>>70675100
What's the point of a Tarantino film not written by Tarantino? Dialogue has always been one of his strongest suits. I can't even imagine what aspect of his films the faggot who made this image was thinking about when he thought this up.
is there a 9gag transparency exploitable?
>>70675100
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>>70678342
This is not funny, please never post like this again on 4chan
>>70675844
>No OC
Fuck you faggot!
/tv/ is the freshest meme factory on the planet.
>>70683921
>4chan is my personal clubhouse
>only post in a manner I deem appropriate
ebin bro
>>70681062
second time today fuck
>>70684006
>4chan is my personal clubhouse
>only forcing my culture in a manner I deem appropriate
upboat
>>70684133
nice use of engrish bro, you totally made 0 sense you illiterate fucktard
>>70675197
this. Tarantino knows what pacing is
>>70675100
Memes aside, what would the plot even be? A Conan parody?
>>70675100
I remember when I had my first beer too OP.
>>70675391
what i hate about reddit is people use it like facebook and spam photos of themselves doing stuff no matter the topic. if its movies then a photo "me and my family at the movies" 10 million upboats
if its star wars" look at this star wars themed cake my wife made me". its like this on every subreddit. which i think shows it biggest problem is people fishing for upboats and attention
>>70675260
Bruh look at this dood. LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD.
how do you guys do the double arrow to reply to people?
>>70675181
SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING
>>70675100
Go downvote yourself /r/edditor
>>70685302
Pure reddit
People think reddit is much worse than 4chan
I wish that was true
>>70684706
A remake of Sword and the Sorcerer but with foot buggery and bbc.
>>70683921
Sorry OP, but im not sure that many people want to watch a tarantino movie that's good for 10min and then drags on for 5 more hours with different random characters getting progressively shitty and fading to a " conclusion coming soon" end title.
>>70684595
That's Menke and she's dead
