I'm just cumming in that ass Marty
GOAT ass
>>70671414
Why did it take him like 15 seconds to cum?
That was a magnificent ass, was it hers or a stunt doubles?
>>70671442
>implying you wouldn't cum instantly with that ass
bruh
>>70671517
I knew someone would say that
Her ass wasn't that magnificent and even if it did it would take him more than 15 seconds.
>>70671442
Alcohol abuse either gets you limp or cumming in seconds, shit tier drug fämälâm
>>70671554
Probably
>>70671558
Even then it's a tv show so they can't show 3+ minutes of sex, it just doesn't fit. I suppose they could've made it cut away then cut back like some time had passed.
>>70671443
pregnant ass
>>70671558
They should have went full realism mode and had Rust unable to get it up and then going into an autistic rage.
>Shit, Maggie. I'm soft, you're soft, the whole goddamn human population is too soft. You want to fuck? The whole universe is out there, fucking you every day. I'm just waiting for it to come and after that I'll be happy to wipe my face dry and go to sleep. One big roofie coma for the whole fucking race.
>>70671769
Pizza regretted not doing that with Rust so he did this with Vince
>>70671442
he's a two pump chump
I mow my own ass
>>70671442
The implication is that he's chaste and thus pent up
We can all agree Alexandra was the hottest girl in the show, right
>>70671634
Because it should be a quickie, they are not supposed to be romantic involved in any way on the show.
>>70671442
>this is always a bad thing
This kind of sex is great. Animal lust. The girl feels really desirable because of the explosive horniness.
>I like to mow my own lawn
What did he mean by that?
>>70671957
Roastie detected
But was he shooting at God?
>>70671943
Ah man I really can't agree with that. I think both Michelle and that young girl are both better looking.
>>70671957
>girls just wanna be fucked like the dumb animals they are.
i got laid twice and it wasn't worth it. I'd rather just watch them in tv and films and see them naked on a screen. im scared of people
>>70671957
That depends entirely on the girl and on her mood.
>>70672029
>I want you to fuck me in my ass
>I just want you to feel good
My dick has never been so hard
>>70672116
I wish Alexandra had an ass like that.
>>70671797
Caspere knew this.
>>70672070
That's true. I didn't imply otherwise. Although, the guy's mood counts too. If your girl is constantly relating sex to her mood, you've got pussy problems.
>>70672116
>tfw no slut gf with daddy issues to choke while fucking while she calls you daddy and then she cries after sex
>tfw sounds way better than what it is in real life
>>70672389
>>>>>tfw sounds way better than what it is in real life
This is the true tragedy.
>>70672262
>That's true. I didn't imply otherwise.
Just saying, don't trick poor robots into thinking it's ok to blow their loads 15 seconds in comes "the first time"
>>70671442
does it matter how long it takes a guy to come? as long as i gets mine im happy
>>70672479
>the best girls in bed are the crazy ones
>the worst girls to be in relationships with are the crazy ones
>>70671517
MMMUUUUUHHHHHH DDDDDDIIIIICCCCKKKKK
>>70672889
Fair enough.
>>70671414
What movie is this?
>>70673659
True Detective season 1
>time is a fat ass
what did he mean by this?
>>70671943
her tits are definitely GOAT, and the rest of her is breddy good, too. 9/10 would fuck until I die from dehydration.
>>70672936
>>70671414
After Rust and Marty made up and Marty got back with his wife do you think Rust can still be a guest in their house. Like Rust sitting there at the dinner table and they all know his dick was up Marty's wife's fart circle and just treat it as bygones be bygones?
>>70671973
That he shaves his wife's crotch.
>>70671517
I hope this is the webm I made :3
>>70675211
Well rust did go through losing his child and all, i think Marty could forgive him
>tfw i remember how hype everyone on /tv/ was during season 1
>tfw the letdown of season 2
>>70671442
Because rust was the most pent up person on the planet. He was probably on a two year no fap stretch.
Also, the first time i fucked a girl's ass i came in like 10 seconds because it was so fucking tight. Of course i had been pounding her pussy for awhile before that
>>70677423
It truly was the Golden Age of /tv/.
>>70671414
>mfw when I read that as "morty" not Marty
"Ooh I'm cummin in that ass *burp* mmorty. I'm cummin, right up, right up in that asshole right there."
>>70677475
holy shit it's been months since I've seen rick and morty referenced anywhere, what happened?
>>70677554
It got super popular on reddit, it's between seasons, so /tv/ gets a to stroke their "pleb" hateboner anytime it gets brought up.
>>70671442
He can't control his horny level
>>70677595
/tv/ doesn't talk about shows in between seasons. Yeah, Rick and Morty is pretty reddit, but the real reason it's silent is because aside from some lead-up time for big shows, /tv/ is in the moment. You either watch a show when it's on or you don't get any serious discussion
>>70677474
AAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>70671517
that's an 11/10 ass to me, i would need to motorboat that shit.
>>70677475
>>70677595
Hello, Justin :)
season 3 when?
or have they really pulled the plug
>>70677962
if fuku is not involved it will be garbage
>>70672029
the young girl gets naked on pretty much every episode of banshee
>>70671973
>Marty likes to mow his own lawn
>The Green Ears Killa mows lawns as a cover
POTTERY
>>70675211
I like to think they spitroast her over the dinner table while chugging down Lone Star
>>70677554
>what happened?
All the high school kids are on summer break.
