>>70666851
hello too anon

>>70666851
And then people get mad at VII for having quips.

>>70666897
people don't understand Laconic phrases

If Master Obi-Wan caught me shitposting, he'd be very grumpy

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Choose the Force. Choose the Jedi. Choose a master. Choose the Council. Choose a fucking blue lightsaber. Choose protocol droids, R2 units and clone troopers. Choose Naboo, Coruscant and Tatooine. Choose fixed-interest credit payments to the Kaminoans. Choose a Corellian freighter that did the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Choose a Wookiee. Choose sneaking into the Death Star, deactivating a tractor beam, waving your lightsaber in Darth Vader's face. Choose turning into a blue ghost at the end of it all, disappearing into thin air, nothing more than an embarrassment to the whiny farmboy you trained on the way to Alderaan.

Choose your destiny. Choose the Force.

But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose the Dark Side. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the high ground?

OH I DON'T THINK SO

YOU FOOL

I HAVE BEEN TRAINED IN YOUR DUBS ARTS BY COUNT BATEMAN

Why didn't Grievous have all his robots shoot Kenobi instead of fighting him one on one after their previous encounter?

>>70667063
because Lucas is a shit writer

>>70667063
Ego

>>70667063
They wanted to sell Grievous speeder toys

>>70667033
Very good

>>70666969
why are you capitalising laconic
what is laconism

>>70666897
Low brow banter are not Marvel tier quips

>this is where the fun begins
>why hello there
>shorter than I expected

Vs

>le omlette
>I don't see how that's a party
>all of Hawkeye in AoU

>>70666851

>Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?


Why did he keep saying this, /tv/?

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>>70666851
>>70667033
How did he lose those moles. I hope Disney makes a Star Wars Story about how Obi-Wan lost those forehead moles. The moles even appear on the toys so they have to be canon.