Are you guys ready for
PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2?
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00098032.html
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/06/10/mel-gibson-working-on-a-sequel-to-the-passion-of-the-christ
http://movieweb.com/passion-of-the-christ-2-director-mel-gibson/
It was one those movies you can really only watch once
I hope it's just 4 hours of him on the cross.
>Passion of the Christ 2: The Resurrection
Literally the only time this trope would be appropriate.
>>70664696
>Passion of the Christ 2
Passion of the Christ 2
PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2
Why?
Christian Cinematic Universe when?
It'll be 2 and a half hours of Jesus up in heaven having to endure the rise of meme culture.
>>70664752
Kek.
Seriously though.
How will this movie even work? Will it be about all the shit that goes down before he resurrects?
>>70665384
It's been done to death in almost every language. Both Old and New Testament
>>70665462
Amazing how this world went from cave men, to Egyptians building pyramids, to knights on horses, to sailing ships across a sea, to having massive wars, landing on the moon, to literally sitting around typing shit on the internet.
>>70664696
Holy shit, Family Guy was right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U
I hope to God that Mel gets to direct it
>>70665384
Dantes Inferno when???
Shit would be too fucking sick
Is there gonna be a post credits scene to link movies together ?
>>70664808
>Apocalypse
Mel's a great director, and doing the resurrection means it won't just be 2 hours of torture. This could have the potential to be very powerful.
>>70666607
So in other words: just a movie version of that game right?
>>70664696
JESUS 2
>Finally after all of these year I have become The Passion of the Christ 2
Jesus....
>>70665872
>imagine if the ancient Egyptians time travelled and saw pic related
>>70664696
Reminds me of that parody Family Guy did of Jesus making action movies.
>>70666792
Yes, my son?
It's going to be tamed down joo know..
and mel hasnt been behind a camera in ages..
He may have lost his golden touch
>Passion of the Christ
>2Pious 2Faithful
>Passion 3: The Resurrection
>P4SSION
>>70666709
>Implying he has interest in a film that isnt 2 hours of torture.
You naive boy.
>>70664696
>all these normies who have no idea what happens after Jesus rises
>>70666839
I'm ready for my zombie army of saints.
>>70666830
Passion 5: Allah's Jihad (set in the 6th century when Islam begins).
Passion 6: Jesus In America (set in the 18th century when Mormonism begins).
Passion 7: The Uniting of the faiths (1 man who tries to unite all religions in the 21st century)
This would be an amazing movie series desu.
A break from capeshit
>>70666821
Is Christposting going to e
>>70666937
is this like a candlejack thing or did you
>>70666821
Is Christposting going to be the new meme?
Sorry idk what the fuck happened to my other post
>>70666839
You mean when he flew around for 40 days scaring people?
>>70666959
Did I what? Sorry I did the capcha first and accidentally pressed the post while typing kek
Who will play Jesus Christ and Mary 'Seven Demon Gangbang' Magdalene?
>>70666937
>>70666963
I'm sorry, my son.
Memes are killing this site, and there's nothing I can do.
JESUS V SATAN: THE DAWN OF THE HOLY SPIRIT
Also starring: Muhammad
when?
>>70667009
GOD VS MEAN GOD
>>70667009
Who would play Jesus in this?
Muhammad should be that guy who was in Slumdog millionaire.
>>70667007
Ohhh dont look so down :( you are back with us so thats a good thing
It will be a Jew friendly story this time.
>>70664696
Why. TPotC is perfect except for that last scene where he turns into Superman.
>>70667044
Why the fuck would I want to be around you faggots again? Heaven was dope af. There were hookers and coke everywhere. No I'm stuck in some autistic hellhole.
My father will hear about this
>North by North Quahog is actually happening
>fighting mudslimes in Syria for the christian minorities
>fighting jews in Hollywood
>still finds the time to make a sequel to his greatest work
how can we even compete?
The flightplan I filed with my father lists me my apostles but only one of you.
THIS SUMMER
A CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONPAUL DANO
>>70667041
Jesus is played by Henrey Cavill and Muhammad by Ben Affleck.
Mary Magdelene is played by Gal Godet and Satan by Jesse Eisenberg.
Directer by Zack Snyder.
Plot: Jesus gets furious about a new religion being made (Islam) as he goes to speak to Muhammad about why he does not believe he is the son of God.
Muhammad says "Tell me do you bleed? You will!"
Muhammad travels down to Hell where he steals some of Satan's dark powers that he uses on Jesus during a fight.
Before Jesus is about to kill Muhummad, it turns out they worship the same God.
They decide to now team up and kill Satan.
They should remake The Passion with an all female cast
>>70667125
>Mel will never be your strict, but fair and awesome father
>Mel will never be your cool grandfather that has funny stories from behind the scenes of Lethal Weapon
Why even live?
>>70664696
So it's another zombie movie?
>>70667178
>Passion like you've never seen...
>This summer, it's not just fish and bread that's multiplying.
>Starring Melissa McCarthy
>>70667178
BWAHAHA I shouldnt laugh... there may be some feminists out there who actually think that a male son of God is disgraceful and demand a women to play Jesus in a new movie...
Oh the horror. Meanwhile Satan will be played by a white male.
>>70667152
>"Tell that to Judas' snapped neck"
Walk out of the theater after that
>>70667204
mel during The Patriot and Braveheart gave me a boner yet i'm straight
something about his face is so manly lads
>>70667226
KEK hahahaha
>"If there is even a 1% chance that Jesus is the son of God then we have to destroy him!.
>"You're going to start a Jihad??"
>>70667204
He'd probably regularly beat your ass in one of his blackout drunken rages. I like Mel but he's too much of a loose canon to want to be your father.
>>70667263
>you will never get yelled at by an angry drunk hot-head Mel
;_;
>>70667287
this :(
He may beat you in a drunken rage, but you know he still loves you
>>70666760
Never played the game but I'd be ok with this
>>70667361
The game actually isn't that bad. Imagine God of War, but exchange the Greek mythology with Christianity
>>70666937
>>70666959
>>70666963
I did ROFL, I must confess.
>>70667393
It's pretty bad if you expected it to be related to Dante's Inferno.
>>70664696
>Stop, my invincible son
About time. So sicks of the old testament. New testament is so much better.
>>70667915
Underrated post
>>70664808
Tropes are usually appropriate. It's a shame certain website users have been conditioned to think they're bad, when the more identifiable a cliche the more powerful and hence useful it is. It's like Aristotle says in Poetics, "the way to a man's soul is through commonality".
>>70667551
Hola Reddit
>>70665574
>Seriously though.
>How will this movie even work? Will it be about all the shit that goes down before he resurrects?
He was on Earth for 40 days after resurrection. All of it documented by the Apostles.Which the Catholic Church refuses to publish.
Just in time to make sure Jim Caviezel gets some more work, I was worried the kikes would continue to ensure he doesn't get roles now Person of Interest is done
>>70668186
>believing this shit
>>70664696
The main character is already dead. What are they going to do, bring him back?
>>70666765
Jesus 2: The Summoning
I didn't watch the original yet, where did it end off?
>>70668996
Christ was resurrected. And walked past the camera neekid, so the second movie is his blood soaked revenge.
Blut Fur Blut.
