MY EYES ARE GETTIN WEARY
HER SNATCH IS REALLY TIGHT
MY BACK IS GETTING TIGHT
But seriously, how is this show so comfy?
Also, thick Carrie best Carrie
MY FISHING POLE'S BROKE, THE CREEK IS FULL OF SAND
>>70664082
MY NIGGER FRIEND DONE HIT IT
>>70664175
Patton and Jerry were the only good parts of the show.
>>70664221
AND MADE ME A KEK TONIGHT
>>70664061
greatest "fat man married to hot wife" show ever.
>>70664061
>MY EYES ARE GETTIN WEARY
Arguably the worst theme song ever.
It's bizarre
>>70664221
>>70664259
Stop samefgging.
>>70664061
I never ever found this show funny. It's like a poor man's Everybody Loves Raymond
>>70664304
>idk how to check for samefags
BUT I DONT CARE CUS ALL I WANNA DO
CARRIE IS GETTING THE BBC ON THE QUEENS BOROUGH BRIDGE TONIGHT
>>70664274
>not Still Standing
>>70664290
What about Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs?
Was this theme song about eating someone's ass?
>>70664324
It exists in the same universe.
Also is fucking boring when it's just about him and Debra, the parents saved the show and the kids may as well not exist. His friends suck too
>>70664334
You're not fooling anyone
>>70664401
eat nigger cock you nigger
>>70664339
How many times do you think doug was c ucked in the canon of that show by his big awesome black friend,
>CARRIE YOU FUCKING BITCH MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES IVE BEEN DELIVERING PACKAGES ALL DAY TO AFFORD THIS DECENT HOUSE IN FUCKING QUEENS. DID I MENTION WE FUCKING NEVER HAVE MONEY ISSUES
>>70664416
>>70664369
>Was this theme song about eating someone's ass?
>>70664382
>TIL about the Raymond Extended Universe
Needs more kinos fàm
>>70664439
>the only time money is ever an issue is when Doug wants to get something for himself. And if Carrie allows him to get the thing, he inevitably has to get rid of it
>whenever Carrie or Arthur want some frivolous thing, they get it and even if it comes back to bite them in the ass, they end up being able to keep it
>>70664615
>>70664417
>same filename
>TIL
You should kill yourself for making such a terrible thread.
>>70664423
Less than he was cucked by Jerry Stiller.
>>70664423
deacon was actually the cuck his wife dumped him and was constantly fucking his shit up and one of his sons was constantly implied to be gay
>>70665062
Deacon never got a break, only in the series final.
Why does he try to cuck Doug at the end of the series? I thought they were friends.
>>70664439
>the episode with the mold in the house
>money is a problem to fix it
>Carrie's spending money on expensive clothes pointed out by Doug's father
There is an anon on TV who is the nephew of Leah Remini. He proved it with several family photos not possible to be found on the internet.
According to him she's really fucked herself over by coming out against the Scientologists. They used their sway to blacklist her from hollywood.
![KQ026[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AzqftZu.jpg "KQ026[1].jpg")
BANE AND PAVEL
BANE AND PAVEL
BANE AND PAVEL
BANE AND PAVEL
>>70667006
>According to him she's really fucked herself over by coming out against the Scientologists
>Messing with the IRL meme mafia
>>70665709
actually all of doug's friends got cucked
spence = autistic manchild
deacon = alimony
danny = most hated man alive
>>70666643
>God you're beautiful
>that weird Spencer and Arthur relationship
>that weird Spencer and Danny relationship
>>70664082
oh shit!
>>70667113
I'm sure scientology is some sort of tax fraud
>>70664224
actually I thought patton was pretty underutilized and kevin james got more laughs outta me
>>70664369
actually it referred to his patients scrambled minds
>>70664439
rent and rent control in the 90s = affordable home for delivery man and paralegal wife
>>70666643
desperate beta permavirgin. they're never your friends.
That baseball episode is one of the comfiest episodes of any show ever
>>70667006
goddamn that's been in the news for like 6 months you retard. she even did an interview about it with Barbara Walters on 60 minutes or some shit
>The portrait episode
Pretty comfy show t b h
>>70667304
I remember finding this the funniest part of the show. Those scenes that would randomly show up of arthur and spence hanging out at doug's house when nobody else was home, lmao
Thick carrie hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Did this show give anyone else a white socks fetish?
>>70664339
>rewatch the show
>first episode carrie is already fawning over denzel washington's bbc
this show was so cucky
>>70670109
>she's consistently wearing socks to bed
>barely 10 seconds of bare feet throughout 9 seasons of the show
fuck you leah remini
>>70667304
Danny and Spence were roommates
it was like a husband wife relationship
>>70670231
>she predicted foot fetishists on the internet
>that season where Doug is suddenly hotter than Carrie and she gets jelly as fuck all the time
preddy funny, desulads
King of Queens was actually pretty similar to Seinfeld sometimes, because they're all just horrible human beings that enjoy to make people's lives miserable
>>70670774
Wait, what season was that?
Reminder that Kevin fucking James was in better shape than you at one point in his career.
>>70670935
one of the later seasons. maybe seven. I remember this double episode where Doug takes Carrie to some shed in the woods and she gets angry and runs away because he brought another chick there one time.
>>70670947
He really should have kept that weight off and kept going.
>>70670993
Please try and figure out which? Maybe look through the episode synopses from the last few seasons and see what sparks your memory. I'd love you for it and will post my tits.
>>70664061
my ass is gettin tight
>>70670947
reminder that those tits are embarassing, especially for someone on drugs with a personal trainer.
>>70671332
Nigga, he went from likt 400 lbs to 320 or something, you're still going to have left over tits. You don't realize just how long it takes to lose that much weight.
when you take drugs, have a personal trainer, do nothing but work out most the day and have a personal chef, it doesn't take all that long.
>>70671451
He lost eighty fucking pounds. You have no idea how the human body works, don't you?
Have you seen the trailer for Kevin James' new shitcom? It looks terrible, compared to King of Queens or not, just terrible.
>>70671293
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0620056/
>>70664061
YOUR LOVE LIFE'S DOA
>>70671541
oh wow a whole 80 pounds, the people on biggest loser lose more m8. it's really not very inconceivable when you're that fat that you can drop that much weight in a reasonably short amount of time, especially given the fact you have hollywood everything helping you out. I know you're probably a fat fuck who struggles losting 10lbs but it's not that hard.if you weight 400lbs.
>that episode where Holly stays with them and you realize she and Doug were meant to be together
>>70664382
yeah, it was shit.
Seinfeld fucking blows too.
>>70667112
CIA CIA CIA CIA CIA
>>70670947
that movie made me want to get /fit/
never did tho
>tfw you unironically enjoy everything Kevin James has ever done
Mall Cop 2 was a treasure desu senpai
>>70664362
not according to jim
