Winter isn't coming edition.
>>70656920
Azor Jon
>>70658742
What will grrm's last words be?
inb4 Khaloreesi
>>70658780(farts)
>>70658780
More gravy
>>70658780
BURN THEM ALLhis manuscripts
first for Queen of Love and Beauty
>>70658780
Promise me, DABID
>>70658780
Time to publish Winds of Wi--- (heart attacks)
Reminder that Ned will use Dawn to perform a c section on lyanna.
>>70658780
It's dressing, I was thinking of putting it on the salad.
>>70658780Promise me, D&D
>>70658780
bring me... (wheeze) more... (gasp) s-s-s (frrrrt)
dead
>>70658780
"Preston, how did you get inside my house? Preston, put down the gun. PUT DOWN THE G-"
>>70658780
I truly have become The Winds of Winter
>>70658806
Hey as long as it's Dabid and not Dan then I will be ok with it. City of thieves was actually decent.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70658780
hell be fine
>>70658846
>farts out his own soul
>>70658832
>u killed sweetrobin why? George, why? if he can't live neither can you
>>70658861
>City of thieves was actually decent
mah nigga
>>70658780
Sweet girth
>>70658780
"Sibel! Oh gods baby I'm co.. EHHNNGGG"
Post yfw Night King POV.
>>70658780
And now it ends
>>70658880
It was pretty comfy and the Russian solider was a total bro and his death devastated me.
>>70658780
Knew I shouldn't have had 5 burritos for dinner last night, shat my o ring out in the toilet, oh dear GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
>>70658891
someone post the shopped one
>>70658780
HARDER SIBEL, HARDER---!
>>70658903
>it's an epilogue
>>70658780
noh,
naoitenz
>>70658931
>5 burritos
That's standard breakfast for GURM though.
>>70658903
The series has spent its course demonstrating how corrupt society is.
The Night King's thoughts demonstrate the necessity of destroying human society to allow magic to thrive once more.
>>70658780
gone are the days of yesteryear when our craven follies with brazen lolis were the subject matter of many a tenured p- *dies*
>>70658861
As someone whose family members actually survived through the seige of Leningrad, Fuck City of Thieves and Fuck you
>>70658959
what did he mean by this?
>>70658903
Is that Brent Hinds?
>>70658959
Worst choice to play a young Ned. I hate his ugly fucking face and ugly fucking accent.
>>70659004
He got the accent spot on mate
This idiot is going to all the cons and living it up, he got sick last one. I pasted his blog post from yesterday, serves him right being around all those freaks signing autographs and not working on the books.
Jun. 8th, 2016 at 1:42 PM
thumbs down
I am back home again in Santa Fe, after two weeks on the road in Baltimore and New York City.
Great trip... but I seem to have brought the plague home with me.
Some kind of con crud was going around at Balticon. My assistant Jo was stricken with it, as was my friend Lezli Robyn, though in both cases it did not manifest until after the con. Coughing, fever, headache, congestion, more coughing.
I got it too, albeit a milder case. And then my assistant Lenore was stricken. (So far Parris has been spared, knock wood).
We're all still under the weather, though recovering.
So I will keep this short. Lots to report on, lots to catch up on, but just now I don't have the energy. More sleep and more fluids... I should be my old self shortly....
>>70658756
I understand. He's hated by normies but he's an entertaining character, sadly he hasn't had much to do this season. After he helps defeat the Boltons in Ep 9 how would you like to see the rest of his story play out?
>>70658983
did you? were you even alive? no? then fuck off
>>70658845
>Weirwood internet
>watching Cersei and Jamie fucking
>watching Sansa fingering herself
"I didn't go on a crusade for this shit."
Do you guys ever wonder what would happen if a major actor died in between seasons? Like what if Kit or Emilia got into a fatal car crash, how would the show go on?
I'd like one hamburger please, hold the mayo.
>>70658983
No one gives a shit.
>>70659004
Should've been played by this guy
>>70658995
yep
>>70658983
WE WUZ COMMUNISTS
>>70659036
Say no more.
>>70659036
They'd just recast them you idiot, like they did with Daario. We had hunky Oblivion man replaced with generic beard guy #3828424.
>>70659036
it happens, sometimes the show shuts down sometimes they replace actors
>>70659036
They recasted The Mountain twice, I think they'd survive.
>>70659015
It's northern and the similarity ends there.
>>70659016
hope he dies of it tbqh
it will be literal pottery
>>70659016
One foot in the grave already
>>70659036
Look at what happened to Spartacus
>>70659048
>We need a new guy to play-
>He's outside sir.
>>70659036
Ever seen Spartacus?
>>70658780
HNNNNNNGGGG
>>70659048
DELETE THIS, nearly gave me a heart attack
>Sansa leaves Winterfell and arrives at the Vale to fullfill a certain promise.
GRRM here
WOW will be released next month, screenshot this post.
>>70659153
The man had so much charisma ;_;
>>70659076
Does that Icelandic monster still play the Mountain or is it some other freak with a helmet?
>>70658815
topkek
>>70659137
meant for
>>70659056
>>70659199Anal
>>70659197
were anon's last words.
>>70659052
Either Dabid is a corrupt money-loving whore who propagates progressive beliefs to his own benefit or he's a sincere SJW nu-male faggot whose ancestors were weak-wristed cowards
>>70659199
How did she get there so quickly? did the little dove learn to fly?
>Wed, bed, behead
GO, GO, GO
>>70659048
I did security for mayhem fest and the guitarist (big busy beard) fist bumped me mid set
>>70659262
No.
>>70659228
Still him
He posted pics on instagram with the JUST contacts in
Plus tons of pics of him in costume
>>70659262
Wed Salsa, bed Maisie, behead Bran
>>70659262
Wed Bran, bed Sophie, behead the little pig
>>70659262
>Wed: Isaac
>Bed: Isaac
>Behead: Sophie
>>70659262
Bram, Salsa, Darla.
>>70659111
If Andy didn't die then we would have been saved from lifeless Jai as all his roles for movies would have been given to him.
>>70659262
>2016
>being gay
Wew
>>70659262
Wed and Bed Isaac, behead the roasties.
why the fuck do people like lyanna mormont so much?
>>70659262
Bed Arya just to say that I've slept with a gorgon
Wed Salsa so I can fuck her every night
Behead Bran. Nothing personnel, I'm just not gay.
>>70659316
>why are normalfags normalfags
social signaling
>>70659316
Pedophilia
>>70659339
we like her too, not just normies..
>>70659316
As a published fantasy author I can inform you all that GRRM is lazy. You could write a decent long fantasy novel in 2 years. The quicker he finishes the series the faster he can move onto writing books that no one will read.
>>70659316
Because reddit is an easily manipulatable lot. Lyanna felt so out of place in this world it was painful to watch. Yeah, I get she's supposed to be unruly and shit in the books, but this was full-out slapstick comedy.
>>70659316
muh loli
>>70659329
>2016
>living in the nile
>>70659316
Because she's based
>>70659316
>Lyanna Mormont will never laugh at the size of your penis and make you lick her boots.
>>70659316
honestly anyone who calls out the Starks on their bullshit is going to be liked, also pedos
>>70658780
Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?
>>70659377
I'm not in denial. Every time I watch gay porn, I can only ejaculate ironically.
>>70659262
Wed Sansa
Bed Arya
Kill Bran
Sorry Bran but I am not gay.
>>70659374
>reddit is an easily manipulatable lot
/got/ will like any character who is a tough older male.
>>70659329
>Behead Bran. Nothing personnel, I'm just not gay.
What a faggot
under rated post
>>70659374
Manipulable.
>>70659404
So you're a hipster and not a total faggot?
>>70659316
Because she has more profound thoughts at her age than Dany ever had
>braziers on the wall
sansa going to moat cailin before the battle confirmed.
>>70659368
No shit. Just look at how fast grrm pumped out the first 3 books.
>>70659427
Euron=Ser Donatello?
wow
>>70659393
Who is that in the background supposed to be?
>>70659299
>>70659315
Patrician taste anons.
>>70659433
that sentence seems contradictory
>>70659434
That's because she is a fucking cartoon.
>>70659393
let what happen?
>>70659368
I've literally seen fanfic authors write things twice as long in less than half the time and they're not even getting paid for it. He's pathetic.
>>70659439
Thats sansa going down the cryps, she'll see all already-made spots for the Stark Children, but Jon is named Jon Targaryen
>>70659453
Clearly it's Mace Tyrell anon, he's finally showing his true colours
>>70659483
It's cereal, allegedly.
>>70659494
source on that or is it just your autistic theory?
>>70659493
Really? I can't say I have ever seen a fan fic that long.
>>70659493
Yeah, but dem toasties
>>70659316
The honest answer is that this kid stole the scene which contained 3 major characters.
She took no shit from Sansa and was a total g
>>70659362
but that's because you're retarded from too much anime
>>70658780
Egg... I dreamed I was old
How long before DA KING IN DA NORF?
>>70659368
Nice deduction sherlock
reminder that in the six years and counting that the show has been on, George has failed to publish an Ice and Fire book apart from WOIAF which was mostly compiled by his pet autists and is essentially a group project.
>>70659494
the crypt uses candles, not braziers.
>that guy that pretends Dany didn't gain a substantial amount of weight
>>70658891
UMA
You can fuck one character in the history of westeros. Who do you fuck?
>watching scenes from earlier seasons remembering when there were complex characters, mysteries and plots
>>70659538
50 shades of grey, all three of them came out in a span of 1 year
>>70659494
where are there iron braziers in the WF crypts? could you point them out?
>>70659579
>reminder that in the six years and counting that the show has been on, George has failed to publish an Ice and Fire book apart from WOIAF
False. Dance was published a month after season 1 ended. Which of course means it was finished before the season premiere, and your general point is fair. But you weren't technically correct, which means it is my job as internet police to correct you.
OYESTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS!
>>70659607
Robert Baratheon's favorite whore.
>>70659586
>>70659631
the flames arent even on the """BRAZIER"""
its a torch anon
>>70659621
>she turned as red as the communist manifesto
this is the writing quality you want in asoiaf?
>>70659453
Isn't it obvious?
>>70659597
The resemblance is uncanny.
http://www.people.com/article/emilia-clarke-body-image-you-are-not-fat
So brave.
>>70659671
BAT YOU NEEDA BAD POOSY
>>70659316
anyone who talks shit to that stuck up cunt Sansa is based
>>70659607
Shiera Seastar
Joffrey became king in s1e7. He died in s4e2. He was king for 26 episodes.
Tommen became king in s4e2 (at the moment Joffrey died). Next epside is s6e8. That is 27 episodes.
If Tommen is alive this Sunday, he will have the longest reign of any king so far.
>>70659671
I don't know grrm can get pretty bad at times.
>>70659612
When GRRM wrote the plot and D&D stuck to working on adding material to characters with fresh & sharp dialogue... those were the days.
>>70659631
right here mate
>>70659698
thats D&D not GURM
>inb4 dany shit scene, its gross not bad writing
What does /got/ have against R+L=J?
>>70659453
dave chappelle dressed as prince
>>70659759
normies have picked it up
>>70659262
Why boyfu has a sad?
>>70659746
False that was Cogman, hes responsible for Shows!Dorne
>>70658804
Godess!
>>70659729
never that bad, I don't think any other published author is that bad, maybe the twilight one
>>70659759
It's been confirmed, and /got/ prefers being wrong.
>>70659783
>>70659796
ok time for a re-read i'm getting all sorts of shit mixed up
>>70659586
>>70659657
>>70659776
Angry Virgin's!!! Emelia is a godess it is known!
>>70659819
As far as we know, Lyanna whispers something to Ned. Nothing more
>>70659538
>696,623 word count
>started writing in 2014
>finished a year later
>ADWD has 422,000 word count
>took him 6 years to finish
he's a fucking joke.
>>70659671
>>70659835
http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/game-of-thrones/39270/game-of-thrones-season-5-what-we-learned-from-the-blu-rays
>As no major characters were located there, originally, there were no plans to go to Dorne in season five, until Bryan Cogman came up with the idea of sending two established characters there and pairing Jaime up with Bronn.
>>70659316
they're pedophiles that's all
>>70659867
what a faggot, I never knew
>>70659768
good hustle... who wouldn't want Dave Chappele on got
>>70659867
JUST
>>70659741
doesn't look anything like this one m8
>>70659439
>>70659455
pedophile
>>70659759
>muh underdog story
>muh special bloodline
>can warg shit
>resurrected
>has a fucking flaming sword
>will probably ride a fucking dragon
>muh rightful king
>muh prophecy
It's literally every fantasy cliché in a single person if Jon is both a Targaryen and a Stark.
>>70659374
Why do people keep saying this little girl is so out of place? She is a young girl, probably a bull dyke in the making, who lost everyone above her and got thrust into a leadership position. Everyone she's ever sworn fealty to has fucked up, and pretty much killed off her entire family.
So she's angry, in charge of a small but proud house, and in a position of power over the people who came in. She sees them as extensions of the people who have taken away her entire family.
There is a history of strong child leaders.
>>70659316
>jon gets btfo
>sansa gets btfo
>davos child whisperer butters her up
>she's literally on a fucking horse in the camp going with the rest of the army
she's just a take no shit northerner and it's funny because she's a little girl but she still thinks the starks are mostly full of shitbesides she's gonna get killed by Ramsay and Ser Twenty Goodmen
>>70659867
Fucking cuckman, he is worse than D&D.
May I be excused from breaking my fast? I need to make water.
>>70659864
>His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something
>My very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba
>I eye Christian's toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth. Hmm...
all real lines, no fucking comparison
>>70659455
>Pedo taste anons.
Fucking disgusting.
>>70658742
ONLY A FEW MORE DAYS!
>To see Stannis alive
>To see Arya kill her clone
>To see Jaime plan a massacre
>>70659712
wtf no way
>>70659712
Now this is autism.
>>70659941
Reddit like her so she must be bad.
Why does /got/ not care there are numerous shameless pedophiles on the thread?
>>70659936
thats just the worst laziest possible argument against R+L+J
>b-but its too easy must be more to it waaa nuclear winter, computer chips, TK
sorry, ur wrong it is what we all think
What would be a more cancerous suicide-inducing ending than Dany and Jon destroying the WWs, getting married, and having peace in westeros for 1000 years?
>>70660023
Because we're used to it you fucking newfaggot piece of shit
>>70659959
>Bran's actor is currently 17
>>70660026
Ned + Benjen + Lyanna = Jon
>>70660035
yfw it actually happens
>>70660026
It wasn't an argument against it being the most likely theory, just that it'll be fucking shit when it's revealed.
>>70659316
Because she was so sassy.
>>70659316
>>70659316
Because she seems to have more common sense than all of team stark and better judgment than every single leader in the whole damn show, note how she bothered to bring ravens with her. Her foresight is the only reason Sansa can offer up her ass to get the Knights of the Vale to save them.
>>70660035
People not into the hot aunt on nephew action.
>>70660023
If you're not bringing something to the discussion, please fucking kill yourself
>>70659316
People like this little boy?
>>70660072
nah they're definitely more numerous than that one guy (maybe 2) before
>>70660080
what about Brandon? did Ned and Ben cockblock him?
>>70660114
pedophile detected
>>70659583
I'd like to see some brassieres, and hopefully in a Sansa scene iykwifsm
>>70659844
>not considering the metaverse
Gurm has pretty much verified it through his reluctance alone
![Game of Thrones S06E06 Blood of My Blood (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_50.01_[2016.06.05_01.28.28].png](https://i.imgur.com/D5Ng2xU.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E06 Blood of My Blood (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_50.01_[2016.06.05_01.28.28].png")
Post yfw Drogon roasts some Harpy fucking shits
>>70659867
>there were no plans to go to Dorne in season five, until Bryan Cogman came up with the idea of sending two established characters there and pairing Jaime up with Bronn.
This faggot wasted screen time for sand sneks that could have been used on any number of shit they cut instead REEEEEEEEE
>>70660152
No, Bran had already driven him mad at this point with all the voices.
>>70660023
Because this isn't reddit. Seriously though, is this like the first minute of your first day of knowing what 4chan is?
>>70659844
Truede says the camera shows a baby and the very next scene we see Jon.
It's fucking confirmed
>>70659368
Books are written... HBO cockblocking em
>>70659048
From left to right:
>Thormund Giantman
>Dolorous Edd
>Coontgar the Maggie
>Raggins Bloodshit
>Jun Znoo
Is this a spoiler?
>>70660329
Is he the gayest man on television?
Mel Gibson is now the show runner for Game of Thrones. How much does it improve the series?
>>70660329
>ywn Bran shave his legs while sitting on the Iron Throne
>>70660178
you will when she goes to meet CIA at moat cailin, don't worry.
>>70660077
And yet the pictures that get posted the most are the ones of him as a child, which nearly everyone on this board get rock solid over.
Again, fucking disgusting.
>>70660357
For what? Hurting your feelings? Why don't you downvote me too?
Report yourself for being a huge faggot.
>>70660278
New leaks comfirm Stannis lives
Stannis alive my friends
>>70660329
Jesus Christ he's gay. You can't fucking tell me that young boy actors don't get indoctrinated in this business by older gay actors. Meister Luwin and Hodor were probably double-teaming him on the set of season 1
>>70660117
Thank 4 the upboat, desu
>>70660365
one thousand fold, especially when he recasts himself as Jon Snow
>>70659066
>hunky Oblivion man
Dude looked like he has down's, I don't understand what the appeal was.
>>70660379
That's a fetish I didn't even know I had.
>>70660365
Go away, Kernel Sanders. Your fried chicken is bland, and your biscuits are too dry.
>>70660393
What if you like current Bran?
>>70660420
>Meister Luwin and Hodor were probably double-teaming him on the set of season 1
No wonder he's crippled.
>>70658780
I really need to finish this fucking book.
>>70660449
Whose ready for sansa to get raped by cia
>>70660359
Nah, all British actorshits are like that but they are more desperate for poon than anyone
>>70660232
>Dany is the bad guy of the story, its right in front of everyone's face, no one will realize it until it is too late
pleb of thrones fans are all so grasping and slow.
>>70658846
>You know... As I look back, I suppose my whole life has, in its own way, been A Song Of Ice And Fire by George RR Martin
>>70658780
>And suddenly my cock was out
>>70660450
That's tolerable, despite how abhorrent his jagged face is. Better than getting hard over a little boy.
But this is 4chan after all, the pedophilia will never change
>>70660105
This. After reading all those other stupid replies, it's become obvious /tv/ is filled with literal retards.
>>70660393
>he takes this shit seriously
Go swim with the rest of narwhals on r/asoiaf/, senpai. It's clear this place is not for you.
Reminder that Ned was switched by Varys from the King's Landing dungeon, and a faceless man took his place
>>70660486
you can tell that they are hinting at it more and more. That shot of Drogon where you only see his gaping maw and ominously don't really see his eyes is supposed to start a disconnect of sorts from the love of the fanbase, but the fanbase are notoriously retarded so...
>>70660486
>Dany is the bad guy of the story
More like the most painfully forced heroine/stronk empowering woman ever on a tv show
>>70660535
Good Catch™ Nailed It™
>>70659941
Exactly. I'd bet she knows all 62 of her men. She probably grew up with them before her mother died. I think they're gonna be her 20 goodmen some time in the future.
Is Dorne white?
>>70660535
Ned confirmed for High Sparrow.
>>70660533
>le ebin rebbitor meme
humor.jpg
>be me
>last speech due tomorrow for college level public speaking class
>it's a historical commemorative speech, and it's only supposed to be 2 minutes
>still on /got/
should I do a speech on the release of game of thrones?
>>70660561
I think Dario is starting to see how she might not be the best thing for the world. She has the power to conquer but not the wisdom to rule. He'll probably be the one who assassinates her.
>"You're a conqueror, Danaerys Stormborn."
Did he seem all that happy about it?
It's up fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sia8MXCXHM0
>>70660444
>you finally get to make your petition before the King
>you enter the room, it is empty except for King Bran
>he bids you to come closer
>you approach and see that he is without pants and has a bowl of water and some soap on a stand near the throne and a knife in his hand
>you begin to stutter as you watch him lather up his leg and the shave clean a long stripe
>he looks as if he's barely interested in what you have to say
>you continue as he shaves clean both his legs
>he rinses and then looks you in the eye
>he smiles and grants your petition
>>70660591
>The city of Dorne has a black man
had a black man
>>70660591
It's a mix in the books. Daynes look like Targs even though they are not Valyrian but I believe most other houses are darker.
>>70660520
I understand that you're trolling, but reddit is LEGITIMATELY 4chan without the racist/sexist/pedo humor. Like LITERALLY that is what it is. It's 4chan without all the 4chan. Why would you come to 4chan if that is so clearly what you are looking for?
>>70660388
>she goes to moat cailin
confirmed
>>70659493
He's probably getting paid NOT to publish/write. No doubt HBO struck a deal to get him to delay releasing any new material until their fan fiction is wrapped up.
>>70660647
I'm tired of the same femnazi whale and her SJW crew hogging the camera. Fuckin I want to see other people's reaction besides you fucks.
>>70660623
Just do the Broken Man speech. Just because McShane didn't get a chance to doesn't mean you shouldn't.
>>70658979
What?
Magic controls the seasons, GRRM already confirmed it.
>>70660647
>No reaction to the Cold Open where you see the Hound for the first time
What? I don't do reactions but I would have thought that would be the most obvious part.
>>70660683
Why would they do this?
>>70658742
Reminder GRRM is still ill and hasn't even tried to write a word since at least 24th may
