You are the captain of any ship in any sci-fi movie or show, what is your ship?
Claim it before somebody else does.
Games included
Death Star
I win
>>70656395
USCSS Nostromo
Today is the day we'll get our Bonus.
>>70656395
falcon
>>70656435
This is not v
>>70656557
You son of a bitch I was just downloading an image.
T.A.R.D.I.S.
>>70656395
>>70656658
>picking a BSG ship
Yikes
Get all the princesses
>>70656395
>>70656506
Bullshit. They can barely even get those through the construction phase. The minute they user one the rebels blow it the fuck up. Every. Time.
>>70656678
and why the fuck wouldn't i?
a Mercury class battlestar has 34 automated anti-ship gun turrets, 50 raptors, 200 vipers and numerous missile tubes.
i'll eat you for breakfast.
>>70656730
Fucking this.Shadow Battlecrab is better.
>>70656765
Because it runs on something you need to go find, you fuckstick. That's in addition to maintenance of a spaceship that's a white elephant to everybody on Earth, let alone you.
>>70656711
Nice try Unkar Plutt
>>70656581
....
>mfw im gonna be cruising around dope planets while you fags sit in stupid ugly utilitarian ships
>>70656395
there can only be one
One of the fastest ships in all of science fiction and is capable of being operated by a single person. What's not to love about it?
And I'm not kidding about the speed. These things are capable of flying from one galaxy to another in a matter of hours. The Star Trek Voyager had been about this ship the series would've lasted like five minutes and been about a somewhat inconvenienced crew bummed out that their afternoon plans were thrown off by about an hour.
>>70656802
>implying i cant refine my own tylium
>implying i dont have hundreds of engineering staff on hand to maintain my ship
gtfo matey.
Assuming it's not already been posted.
Heart of Gold from Hitch-hikers guide to the Galaxy.
Not only is it comfy as fuck and has a ton of comforts inside (machine that makes whatever you're hungry for? Fuck yeah) the improbability drive ramps it up to 11.
>>70656506
The Deathstar can be taken out with a single novabomb.
>>70656395
>>70656551
The top part that detaches at the end looks to be about 6 levels high, way bigger than the tiny shuttle crashing into cars we actually got at the end.
>>70656654
The Prometheus was what Serenity wished it could be when it grew up.
>>70656821
>not even spaceworthy
toffee crisp and a milkshake, please
>>70656765
>>70656875
>>70656658
My nigguh! SO SAY WE ALL!
>>70656789
[screams internally]
Easy choice
>>70657157
scared.jpg
>>70656826
So was Fhloston Paradise the cruise ship or the planet? because the cruise ship left the planet shortly after they arrived.
>>70656395
PROSIT!
>>70656789
>>70657157
Why settle for a Battle Crab when you could have chosen a Death Cloud?
What do you want?
![event_horizon_2_by_grahamtg-d33xjqt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WgsLCJJ.jpg "event_horizon_2_by_grahamtg-d33xjqt[1].png")
All aboard the fun wagon!
yall fags can't beat this
>>70656435
>>70656862
If that ship is so fast then why didn't it go to rescue the Destiny crew?
>>70657038
Its a base... mass wifi and cocksuckers no need to space
>>70657235
Y..you fucked us all.
>>70656979
When did the Enterprise visit High charity?
>>70657235
>Sitting in a burning house.jpg
"this seems nice" ensues.
The bubble ship from the fountain.
Not only does it contain the means for eternal youth, but come on, you can literally see everything around you. Comfy as fuck.
If we could just hook up a TV something, it'd be golden.
>>70657284
it visited the big alien ship and that automated space station in season 2?
Normandy SR-2: ultra comfy
>>70657041
I nominate female aryan as backup
>>70657361
oi i had that one already
>>70657221
The death cloud was shit, way too vulnerable to small craft.
This motherfucker.
Enjoy your shitty brown/grey military ships while I live life in luxury with every need/desire attended to.
>>70657252
Have you watched SGU? Why would anyone want to save the Destiny crew?
>>70657428
this guys right, I forgot the cloud usually had a support fleet to move and protect it.
I'll take a battle barge with a full compliment of Angry Marines.
>>70657235
I'll get the next one.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70657464
>Fat emo eli finally got what he deserved and died alone between galaxies.
>>70657464
So that it ends and we don't have to hear them whining any more.
>>70657252
Because it doesn't exist anymore.
Also the Destiny was very very far away. It had been hopping from galaxy to galaxy for millions of years.
Ship of the imagination
Super Star Destroyer.
Claiming Slave-I.
>>70657496
>Wait entire movie to see what this super awesome emergency finishing move is
>the ship just spins around really quickly and shoots faster than normal
All mine!
>>70657588
Hey it worked didn't it?
>>70657547
Yes but we say that Asgard ships could move between galaxies very quickly. Destiny went through what, 20-30 galaxies?
After Earth was given all of the Asgard knowledge and technology, a Daedalus could make the journey within a few months, especially if powered with a ZPM.
>>70657618
>All weapons target the central craft, it will cripple the other two because it is an utterly retarded design
>>70656395
>>70657641
its one thing to have a computer its another to fabricate something based on the tech. They had ancient database for years and barely used 3 to 5 percent of it well enough and everything they did use did not understand underlying principles about how they got to that point with the science.
The majority of their tech advances came from reverse engineering existing vessels.
>>70657284
In season 5.
with the yamato cannon of course
>>70657740
>excuses the post
>>70657685
Why you hating on my ship anon?
So, OP spammed images of Star Trek ships in the last Star Trek thread (which is still active, even though no one wanted to participate, even though he spammed several images of ships in the last dozen posts) then decided to do this instead.
It's so sad. So sad.
>>70657641
It went through a lot more than 30 galaxies.
>>70657740
Yes but the Daedalus didn't just get the Asgard computer core, it was completely upgraded with their most advanced technology. Remember that the beams were more powerful than any Asgard ship.
>>70657810
Because it was designed by a Pakled.
>>70657800
it's what we saw through two different series. They had an ancient flying city and they did little more than keep the lights on most of the time and that was with some of earth's smartest people there.
You're not going to build some kind of drive capable of going 30 galaxies away in the lifetimes of people on destiny.
The asgard were ultimate mathlete nerds and they were second stringers to the ancients. In a hundred or two hundred years, sure. Not in their lifetimes.
And ironically they were going to do a show where 500 years in future our people become an empire and take over guardianship of the galaxy sort of deal like the other advanced races which would have proven my point.
>>70656435
>Games included
In that case, the Shadow of Intent
>>70657782
The cutscenes always make them seem comfy as fuck
>>70656395
NCC-1701 is the only correct choice.
>>70657991
>Shiplet
greatest ship and greatest captain.
>>70658064
>59k metres
This reminds me of that star wars screenshot post that was floating around a while ago about the ridiculously large ships internal workings.
>>70658012
You have not experienced the Constitution until you've read its amended version.
melfina included
![Exodus-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9e4JM7B.jpg "Exodus-[1].jpg")
>not picking a ship capable of successfully carrying objectively the coolest thing on sci-fi TV ever
>ywn carry out an adama maneuver
>>70658422
carrying out.
also the Pegasus >>70656658 could probably do it but the galactica is more deserving of it
>>70658126
Mulgrew is such an ugly bitch. And worse yet, she was a shitty mother who severely neglected her own children for years just so she could star in a very shitty sci-fi series...
Selfish bitch runs her children's natural father out of the house and then leaves the kids with surrogate "caregivers" in order to pursue wealth and fame for her own selfish vanity.
There's a reason her kids still refuse to watch a single one of her Voyager episodes.
"There were days when my kids were suffering, and, you know, you can't walk off a set... so the preoccupation with your children's pain is enormous, and add to that eight pages of "techno-babble" that you've got to execute by 2:OO in the morning and you can't get to the phone because they don't let you... It's... it's... it's very hard... You know, in retrospect, you know, I mean, you could do it that way... Say, oh, I should have done this as opposed... I mean, who knows? I mean, so, so... so I hold fast to what I've chosen to do and I'm not apologizing for that, but the attendant toll taken on family and all of that, it's... That's it."
Shitty Mom Mulgrew (2011)
>>70658129
All I ever wanted was a Veritech Fighter. Nothing fancy; just a jet that turns into a robot. I could claim the SDF, but i don't need all that. Just one little Veritech is all i ask.
>>70658453
Cheers anon
>>70658453
fucking dying
>>70656951
but scales only go from 0 or 1 to 10. are you some sort of wizard?
Balok's Fesarius, from the Corbomite Maneuver, Star Trek:its nice and symmetrical. plus, if Balok is still on board, i get to hang with him and his brother ron howard.
fuckin didnt post image, how shitty of me
Who wants a ride on my D?
>>70657205
The planet was Fhloston. The hotel should have been the Paradise.
>>70658012
>NCC
Logic dictates that one chooses this ship, as the first serious effort to imagine a starship.
>>70658012
fascinating. the design appears to violate all known laws of engineering and physics, yet it has not collapsed under acceleration. I surmise that a energy source greater than any currently known is holding this ship together. I will have to study this further. most illogical.
>>70658200
But those nacelles are full of cancer and faggotry, anon.
>>70656395
the car ship from this show as well as the sassy A.I. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9CzPH17ySA
>>70656395
I call the TARDIS for myself.
>>70658803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnE9Og_ldsQ
>>70658451
i was wondering what kind of response i would get, your post was quite informative. i never knew that, but the truth is i've always hated voyager and janeway.
>>70658841
>>70658451
Shatner really attacked her in that captains documentary he did. It was a little over the top tbqh, she had her career and did what every other actor would have, took the fucking role.
Money in the bank is better than food stamps familia.
>>70656395
>It's a captain Archer wears drag to fit in with the locals episode.
>>70658811
/who/ please leave
Either a Nebula or Miranda class. Don't know why but I like the design. Like Miranda slightly more.
>>70658012
still the coolest
plan 9 mother ship. its built with imagination!
>>70658993
the fat one, you like the fat one
>>70658934
This... I need no more, very light and comfy as fuck
>>70658947
Nah, you know you love me! Allons~y!
>>70658993
>ssjollygoodfellow.jpg
>>70656506
>keeps getting blown up by a single fighter
>"We've mounted an indestructible stealth ship to all these guns."
>"Where are the holodecks sir?"
>"With all the pussies ensign, not on my ship."
>>70659387
then gets a SW style holographic communicator in the middle of the tiny bridge, he just couldn't help it had to pimp his ride
>>70656506
worst ship ever. blows up planets. you want the planet and its resources, just want to kill the inhabitants. idiots. and that damn exhaust port weakness. plus, resource intensive and too complicated, probably always killing people with failed life support.
>>70657216
/thread
Why would I pick anything other than my own creation? The Sharkcruiser can literally devour anything you throw at it. It is infused with organic material from sharks making it extremely durable against explosive attacks.
>>70656395
>>70656395
Gonna pick the biggest one because of muh dick
>>70658917
Your children's lives are irreplaceable. The damage you do to them is permanent.
>>70661383
Gee, thanks for the thumbnail.
>>70657517
That's been my headcanon. That and Rush eventually woke up, found the 'secrets of the universe', became god, created hell and sent eli's ghost there along with everyone else in Destiny.
>>70661383
Here's a better version
Movie/show when?
>>70662178
>That and Rush eventually woke up, found the 'secrets of the universe', became god, created hell and sent eli's ghost there along with everyone else in Destiny.
I love it!
>>70659311
After his exceptional performance in Enterprise, I can forgive him for that.
>>70656789
>>70657157
but if someone politely asks you to leave the galaxy, you're screwed
Allons-y?
Allons-y!
