>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
I like the portrayal of them in the movie better than the books.
What was their fucking problem?
What was their end game?
Why didn't they fly the fellbeasts to the Shire?
>>70655618
Tom Bombadil.
>Witch-king managed to conquer Arnor, Minas Ithil and retake the lost lands east of the Anduin only to hand everything over to Sauron and have him fuck up
Why the fuck did Morgoth make Sauron his general of his armies again? The guy got his ass kicked by a fucking dog.
>>70655300
this is because the movies are far better.
>>70655737
Is Sauron a bitch?
>>70656014
>begged Eonwe not to kill him and then ran away
>tried to trick the elves to make a bunch of rings only to be outed and fleed only to lose a war against them
>was utterly defeated and captured by Numenor and paraded around in a cage for futher humiliation
he was the biggest bitch
> get off the rooad!
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9K7fueW4Bk
>>70654781
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
What did he mean by this?
>GIVE UP THE HALFLING SHE-ELF
>>70655967
But that's just wrong, you vidifag.
>>70655688
This fucker right here
>>70655618
Sauron was still trying to be low-key at this point, and not announce his return to power. The Nazgul were blending in as merely creepy-looking black riders rather than confirmed evil undead monsters riding flying hellbeasts.
>>70656672
Would he make a good Hobbit?
>>70658896
he'd make 20
>>70654781
YFW that screech was literally produced by Peter Jackson's wife.
>>70658896
>20 good hobbits
>>70655618
>>70656831
this scene is so fucking cool
>>70656831
>I used to say noro lim to myself as a child when I was on my bike to go faster
>I've never told anyone else before
rate my autism please
>>70654781
>>70655300
Jesus, they really fucked up their portrayal in The Hobbit.
>>70659029
This is top cute
>>70654781
NAZGUL
>>70656831
Imagine all of them getting out of the water with their cloaks all wet and dripping. Not so scary now.
>>70654781
>You will never be an undead murderknight on a comfy road trip with your eight friends, trampling doormen and decapitating nosy halflings
>>70656831
I remember in the VHS you used to be able to see the Nazgul's face who said 'give up the halfling she elf' in this shot here, but it seems to have been edited out in every release since
shit was spooky
>>70659029
im in love
How did we go from this
>>70659215
To?
>>70659215
to THIS
>>70659376
i've watched the first 2, i can't even bring myself to watch battle of the five armies
>>70659376
Money
More CGI
Trying to live up to expectations rather than staying true to the books and your own love for the lotr/hobbit universe
>>70659467
Same
I feel like I'd want to kill myself from cringe at the big dumb CGI battles
>>70659376
t. three actors wildly swinging sticks around and yelling in a silent green room
>>70659467
I watched it like 3 times and the only thing I remember is Thranduil slaying
>>70659215
Damn I need see this movie again... so fucking good.
>>70659376
what videogame is this?
>>70659376
I don't think I want to watch this even to get it over with, man.
>>70659376
One movie was a courageous effort to bring a beloved fantasy tale to life, the other was a marketing strategy
>>70659201
>>70659098
thanks guys :')
There was no way to make The Hobbit decent, since they stretched into 3 films.
Were the nazgul semi immortal or could a well placed arrow to the heart kill them
>>70655300
*tips wizard hood*
>>70661035
I think they were immortal, but one was killed by a sword that was designed to undo wraith magic or something like that.
>>70659376
I had to close that webm after 5 seconds
I'm still trying to suppress the Hobbit trilogy in its entirety but there's just so much bad stuff in it...
>>70659029
That's just childish imagination, not autism.
>>70661191
>>70661035
Wraiths are immortals. When Elrond destroyed them with his Vilya magic (the wave shit), their body get destroyed but their souls go back to Minas Morgul, in the respawn queue.
There is an inconsistency in the movies. In the books, the Hobbits found a barrow near the Shire during their trip and within they find some ancient numenorean weapons, buried there in the days of Arnor). These blades are magical, and when Merry stabs the Witch King with it during the Pellenor battle, the witch king loses its immortality, and then Eowyn kills him right after that, and he leaves the world for good. The other 8 nazguls probably were unbound when Sauron was defeated.
In the movies, there is no sign/mention of this barrow looting event, or of the blade. Instead, they have Galadriel give them some noldorin blade, probably made in Gondolin, or perhaps in Lindon when Gil-Galad ruled. Nevertheless, these blades don't have the same power against the nazgul as the numenorean blade did. With this blade, Merry shouldn't be able to attack the nazgul, and Eowyn killing him would just incapacitate his body for a short while.
>>70661389
yeah, no doubt. If I did it today that would be different but the books and films were a B I G part of my childhood.
now it's just shitposting
>>70660971
They could have included precious silmarillion moments instead of gandalf galadriel smut
>1st movie: silmarillion backstory
>2nd movie: the hobbit 1
>3rd movie: the hobbit 2 + events that led to the start of Fellowship
>>70661579
Christopher has the Silmarillion behind lock doors for like the rest of this century. They can't have anything related to it that isn't stated in The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings.
>>70661445
>In the movies, there is no sign/mention of this barrow looting event, or of the blade.
Lolwut, in Fellowship Aragorn give them arnorian swords.
>>70661445
im pretty sure that he could return if the one ring wasnt destroyed
>>70654781
YOU JUST KNOW
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
DOES NOT DO IT JUSTICE
WHAT SO EVER!
It's one of the best sounds ever.
>>70656879
Its actually Peter Jackson's wife, Fran Walsh, screeching, layered with the sound of a horse orgasm and if I remember right, a pig squealing. I never thought I'd type that sentence...
Seriously, he talks about it in the special features of the Fellowship of the Ring Extended edition, the name of the documentary is "Soundscapes of Middle Earth," IIRC.
>>70659073
They looked like the ghosts in the new Ghostbusters movie.
>>70654781
Dark Souls FUCKING SUCKS
>>70661631
And that's probably for the better 2bh
My heart wouldn't handle seeing the silmarillion get exploited for hollywood profit
>>70658825
Aren't you posting on a board for television and film?
>>70659193
I have the VHS and don't remember this, anon...
But now I need to check.
>>70659215
How did that torch get stuck in the Nazgul's face like that?
>>70656831
>went to the premiere
>remember raging at this cunt replacing based Glorfindel
>>70659376
i cringed so hard. that scene. FUCK
