>Would thou like the taste of butter?
What did he mean by this?
>>70650898
he meant
>remove thy shift.
CLICKITY CLACKITY
CLICK-ATY CLACK-ATY
>>70650898
>male goat
>offering butter
I think you know what he meant.
>>70651032
>>70650925
Honestly didn't even think of that
>>70650898
I finally understand what people mean by "triggering" now since I was attacked by a goat yesterday
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
a crown grows out his head.
>>70650898
Would you like the taste of butter
You*
He was calling her a butterface
I was about to watch this but the stream it was on looked like it was 140p so I'll have to wait till a better quality is up
>>70650898
He meant that he could buy her soul for fucking nothing. It was a mixture of a taunt and a demand. She essentially had no power even in her own negotiation and he knew it. She didn't care either because she was desperate.
>>70654761
>what are torrents
>>70654207
>Would thou
>Would you
I believe it was "Wouldst thou"
lrn2archaicenglish
>>70654949
>what is slow internet
THANK YOU BASED OBONGO
>Black Phillip says you are wicked!
>>70655264
even at that age I would know not to believe a talking goat.
Nor would I stick my arm into a drainage outlet in the street because a talking clown told me his name was Pennywise and is therefore not a stranger.
idk i'm prolly just an autist tho
>>70650898
In the olden days, butter was sweetened with cows urine. Obviously, that stopped when we stopped being basic animals. But that's why he's talking about butter in a way that makes it sound appetising.
why didn't thomasin show her tittes
>>70655917
There's an interview with the director where he says that a shot of her tits exposed was cut.
>>70650898
She was living in a 2 room shack in the woods, but could still remember living in England and having glass windows and other luxuries. He was able to tempt her with things we take for granted, but would have been princely goods for someone in her position. It was the promise of luxuries combined with the threat of having no other options that allowed Satan to claim her voluntarily.
>>70654190
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of Land and Sand
>>70656020
fucking cuck director
>>70650898
People didn't really talk like that back then did they? It was done for a shakespeare effect right?
Butter was not a commodity for those people, it was a luxury. Butter therefore represents wealth and delicious happiness that is out of reach in her current lifestyle.
>>70656089
They really did
This movie took place during the very early phases of colonization
>>70656111
and here i am melting butter to dip my pizza in
The older brother should have boned his sister.
I bet Satan would leave the whole family alone. He'd just nod approvingly and say "right on".
>>70650898
it means to live deliciously
>>70656162
But it feels too poetic, they weren't intellectuals, they were farm people
>>70656254
Maybe people just talked in a different manner with different grammar over 400 years ago?
>>70650898
This goat is actually going to make me watch this
>>70656410
Only royalty spoke like that
>>70656410
Actually, if the dialogue was right for the time period, you wouldn't be able to understand most of what they were saying. The dialogue in the script is old-fashioned, but not historically accurate.
what is thomasin's lewdest pic?
>>70656488
So you personally knew said royalty and how they spoke?
>>70656505
>Eggers built a library of primary source material with a specific focus on accounts of demon possession. He found numerous detailed descriptions of what would happen to people when their bodies were overtaken by the supernatural.
>"I wasn’t in some rare archive in some small town in Massachusetts with white gloves on looking a parchment paper," clarified Eggers. "’The Diary of Samuel Sewall’, ‘The Diary of John Winthrop,’ these are easy for anyone to get their hands on.
>This was really common stuff and there’s tons of cases of demon possession. I read through the books looking for good images and moments, and then as I’d go along with the script I would think, ‘How can I make that work?’"
http://www.indiewire.com/2016/02/how-robert-eggers-used-real-historical-accounts-to-create-his-horror-sensation-the-witch-67882/
>>70656586
>>70656505
>"It’s an interesting period, because New England was the most literate part of the western world, it was illegal to not teach your children how to read because reading the bible was imperative," explained Eggers.
>"You’ll find dictated wills of farmers who could read, but couldn’t write, and assuming the dictation is accurate, they have a really interesting, beautiful, but clunky way with words because they are reading the Geneva Bible, which is a really beautifully written text."
Satan trips get
>>70656555
trips demand it
>>70650898
Would thou like to dub deliciously?
>>70656505
>>70656586
>>70656628
>Eggers culled dialogue directly from Puritan prayer manuals and Cotton Mather and Samuel Willard’s accounts of New England “witchcraft.” “I would find and take phrases out and line them all up, and I had phrases that had to do with the Devil, and phrases that had to do with being happy, and phrases that had to do with being sad,” Eggers says.
>He discovered his characters through history, grafting real stories to his wide-open screenplay. “A diary entry would inspire a scene. Like, Katherine has this dream about being very close to Jesus that I thought was very beautiful. This was a Puritan minister’s dream that I tweaked and shaped to fit her character.”
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-scariest-movie-at-sundance-how-robert-eggers-made-the-horrifying-historically-accurate-the-witch/
>no "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" banner yet.
butter me up senpai
>>70656787
>>70656856
Rolling for ebic banner.
Could you beat Black Phillip in a fight, /tv/?
Remember his horns are 3' and he weighs 200+ lbs.
>>70656792
I'm not being funny here, and I appreciate you posting this, but it doesn't do anything to refute my claim. The third post is the only one that's really relevant, and even then, it's tenuous. Lifting the occasional phrase out of contemporary sources does not constitute historical accuracy – especially when your bias would be to pick those phrases that your viewer can understand.
>Phil Duff, ah symfon ye tae spak til me. Spak atter whan ye spak tae thir bairns. Ken ye my Scottis leid? Sueyer tae me.
>Africht pal, quah ye will.
>Oist it tae me.
>D'ye fant a smatter o heroin?
>Aye
>Can gie ye a bus fare outta Glasgae
>Sound pal
>Aye man jist wricht yer name in the buik thair
>Cannae dae it pal
>I'll schaw yer haund ye weegie bastirt.
why do you fags like this movie so much?
>>70656954
you aren't refuting anything either so I guess it's time to shut down the internet
>>70657123
It's the dawn of horrorkino, along with It Follows and The Babadook.
>>70654962
LAY YOUR HEART DOWN
ONTO THE SEA OF THE STARS
LAY YOUR HEEEEART DOWN
ONTO THE SEEEA OF THE STAAARS;_;
>>70657123
Because it's good.
>>70656555
pls respond i can't control my horny level
>>70657123
I thought it was pretty cool. Why don't you like it?
>yfw living deliciously
>>70655890
Huh? He's a goat, not a cow?
>>70657086
Holy fucking Kek saved
Well done lad
>>70650898
stop posting black phillip you idiot. he's literally the worse character in the movie.
>HURR DURRR IMA GOAT BAHHH
>>70657086
ayyy
Haggistanis on suicide watch
>>70657609
>frogs this mad at goats
>>70656945
My 'horn' is 4 inches and I weigh 300 lbs. I could take him
>>70657086
>>Can gie ye a bus fare outta Glasgae
>>Sound pal
lost.
![The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.01.07_[2016.05.23_14.06.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jBi0sqq.jpg "The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.01.07_[2016.05.23_14.06.32].jpg")
>>70656945
you're in the forest and this goat tackles your gf's dad
what do you do
keep in mind he's the devil and wants your gf to live deliciously
>>70657838
>dat hat
:3
>>70657838
i wanna fuck thommasin so bad holy fuck
i think this movie awakened a new fetish in me
>>70657086
>>Oist it tae me.
>>D'ye fant a smatter o heroin?
>>Aye
>>70657874
Fucking puritans?
is she an aliem?
>>70657911
yes
>>70657913
no she's british from the the isle o' mao
>>70657913
>I like you /hor/
Also I'd let her probe me
it physically pains me knowing i'll never cuddle up next to anya taylor-joy after a long day, and she'll snuggle her chin into my arm and we'll fall asleep listening to the cars outside my apartment, talking about what we want to do the next day
>>70657913
>tfw my cousin is named Anya
>too scared of his voice to look up the scene on youtube
Fuck this movie.
>>70658091
1st generation incest is AWWWWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT
>>70657086
I also enjoyed Trainspotting.
>>70657086
>tfw as a Scot I've noticed you've mixed 16th century Scots vocabulary with Glaswegian patter and modern North-Eastern Scots
If you know that much you can do better, anon
>>70657123
Because it's literally kino you plebeian
>>70657913
>swn abduct you and violently probe your anus
;_;
>>70658101
I just did. I couldn't watch the next scene with the witches. It's too much.
>>70650898
Butter is super expensive.
>>70654844
It wasn't a taunt or a demand at all, nor was it "fucking nothing" in context. Butter was a luxury for people living in New England at the time, as were nice dresses. He was offering her the comfortable life she wanted--remember how she delighted in remembering the glass windows she had in England?
There should be a spinoff sequel with calvinist boers living in the south apefreakan wilderness and then a black goat comes along but instead of being a goat it actually turns out to be a nigger shapeshifter and living deliciously will be a codeword for racemixing
>>70650898
I'd taste Black Phillips butter.
>>70654190
>>70656077
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0OFF3q4PxkWHOA BLACK PHILLIP
BAM A LAM
WHOA BLACK PHILLIP
BAM A LAM
A CROWN GROWS FROM HIS HEAD
BAM A LAM
NOW BOW DOWN OR BE DEAD
BAM A LAM
NOW HE'S A KING OF THE SAND
BAM A LAM
A DAMN KING OF THE LAND
BAM A LAM
I SAID WHOA BLACK PHILLIP
BAM A LAM
>>70662442
>ram jam
>not spiderbait
I know what you're trying to do, but Spiderbait's version is much better.
>>70656555
>>70655197
Christ, I'm so sorry for you
Are you an Aussie?
>>70657286
>>70659469
Butter was a luxury for quite a long time actually.
All the way into the 30s poor people could only afford various fat-based surrogate products to use on bread or for baking.
>>70651231
Unironically don't get it
>>70656200
>Satan, guide my cock!
>>70662520
>look it up
>music video is Without a Paddle
>Matthew Lillard is stuck doing voice overs as Shaggy in shitty Scooby Doo movies
>Dax Shapard wasted his career on Parenthood
>Seth Green is a cringeworthy "geek culture" faggot
>I'm not longer in high school with my future ahead of me
Whelp. Time to get the rope.
who /ss/ here?
>>70650898
How can white men even compete with black goats?
>>70655781
That's why you've lived through all six seasons so far, Varys.
>>70650898
What was his fucking problem?
tfw living deliciously
>>70664394
Devil cum
>>70656089
>>70656089
>>70656254
>>70656488
>>70656505
Jesus Christ, I'm starting to see why we shipped you geniuses over to the new world in the first fucking place.
>>70665249
>>70659552
It has a happy ending when Lord Kitchener puts every other member of the cast in a concentration camp.
>>70656089
>>70656254
>>70656488
How fucking stupid are Americans - even - EVEN - with their own history.
>>70665671
Smartest thing we ever did was mailing these retards off to the new world. If only the Indians had stuck to their side of the bargain and put them all to the tomahawk. Ah well.
>>70665733
These must be kids discussing this - but holy shit - not children to be proud of.
>>70665848
Just turned 30, colonial.
>>70665498
>>70665671 isn't entirely wrong, though. The English of 400 years ago wouldn't be completely unintelligible to the modern ear, but it would still take a bit of acclimation.
https://youtu.be/gPlpphT7n9s?t=156
>>70656488
Read the court transcripts from Salem, dude. They talked like that.
>>70666414
Meant >>70656505 wasn't entirely wrong.
>>70656089
The beauty of this post is that it's basically saying, "haha these people were stupider than they appear", while simultaneously outing the poster himself as being a fool in not knowing common history.
>>70656254
It's not poetic. Shakespeare wrote in iambic pentameter. There's none of that here, but the words and expressions Shakespeare used were all totally vernacular and common among the common people. Pronunciation was perhaps a little less refined (I'm not sure), but the words are true.
>>70662587
No you know my pain ;_;
Its fucking brutal.
And no I wish. I live in the south.
>>70656505
Early Modern English is right for the time period. Shakespeare was living less than 20 years before the time when the movie takes place, and his writing is easy enough to understand if you're not a dumbass.
Pls
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1t9cxzrjAE8uTTYCpko_BugNhGeGv9OWlDLZJN3TF2IA/viewform#responses
I'm all about living chill-icously desu famalams
>>70650898
Is this movie even any good? I keep seeing it posted.
>>70669501
just watch it shitlord
>>70669501
it's boring a fuck and nothing happens, but the waifu potential is max.
Get comfy and don't expect much cause there really isn't but more atmosphere like ambient chillout shit.
>>70665733
those are some badass motherfockers, totally mirin
>>70656555
>>70658101
>>70659338
Fucking sissies
Its fucking fairy comedy tale. Nothin is scary innit, fags.
>>70657086
>>70669841
Exactly. Top-notch comedy scenes which sail over the heads of plebs.
