ITT: meme chefs
Fuck off Bourdain, Ramsey is based.
>>70649339
http://boards.
Jamie Oliver.
Everything he makes is gross, and he always talks about 'making healthy food with things you always have in your kitchen' then expects you to have almond milk, kale and pine nuts
>>70649339
I wanna see Gordon Ramsay play some kind of Scottish equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket.
>>70649410
nice link
>>70649339
You're butthurt because you will never manage to build a culinary empire from scratch like him.
>>70649411
i seriously fucking hate jamie olive oil
i pack shelves in a supermarket and this smarmy motherfucker has the most inconveniently packaged shit possible
>>70649516
shame about the face
>>70649339
>>70649339
>>70649497
I seriously hate the olive oil jews in cooking. Every fucking cooking show it's just pushing olive oil sales.
Also Keith Floyd a best, rip.
almost every restaurant he went to on kitchen nightmares is now closed
>>70649339
are you just mad he's successful and you're not?
>>70649601
She's still 8.5/10
>>70649751
Because they were in Millions of dollars worth of debt most of the time
http://boards.
>>70649672
![1444087545717[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/rHRuePk.jpg "1444087545717[1].webm")
Jack
>>70649339
you start
>>70649751
That's America for you, the UK KN are better and slightly less dramatic
>>70649672
>>70649966
>>70649966
>>70650058
Does Ramsay even know how to cook or is he just good at yelling at people? I've seen no evidence to suggest he knows anything about cooking.
>>70650080
>>70649516
Heard she got raped by her father.
>>70650132
He can make the best scrambled eggs in existence.
>>70650192
DELETE THIS
>>70650132
>I've seen no evidence
Because you haven't watched an episode?
>>70650207
>he fell for the creme fresh meme
>Ramsay
>meme chef
His restaurants have a cumulative 16 Michelin stars. He's a world class chef.
>>70650412
Being a great manager does not equal being a great chef.
>>70650454
IT'S
>>70650454
medium, just the way i like it
>>70650454
JOOCY
>>70649968
>>70650519
You still need to have an understanding of culinary to successfully oversee several michelin star restaurant restaurants
you couldn't be a film director if you knew nothing about film
>>70650679
post the one where he makes some disgusting mess, can't even remember what abomination it was exactly
>>70650834
That's awfully unspecific. Especially when it comes to Jack
>>70650834
I know which one you're talking about, I have it somewhere
>>70650922
I'd eat that
based ja/ck/. post the one where he throws literally everything he owns into a big pot.
>>70650834
Make the best tomato sauce with canned tomato sauce and a gallon of canola oil. mmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU
>>70651039
that's the one
fucking hell
>>70649968
Jack is great
>its a jacks wife and son wait for him to finish cooking to come around and say nothing to him once its done episode
>>70651039
>cool whip
>cream cheese
>jello
>salad
what the fucking fuck is this?
>>70651030
how about this?
>>70651144
why is his fajita pissing itself?
>>70651292
That looks fucking horrific.
AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS LEAN IN FIFTEEN!
>>70650454
Christ almighty. He didn't bite into it, did he?
>>70651178
>It's a Jack almost chokes his son to death episode
>>70651292
Eh, I'd try it at least
>>70651609
Bought his book. Pretty good recipes in it tbqhf
>>70651618
Fucking disgusting
Why does he even try?
>>70651292
Holy shit, that is disgusting.
>>70650132
thats a tv show you doofus, he is an actual chef, the yelling is just to get viewers
>>70649712
olive oil is one of the better oils. besides olive oil, all of veggie oil is not even 100 years old.
>>70651829
Thanks pham,I'll check it out.
>>70651830
Jacks cooking is simply revolting.
Everything is so fucking wet and mushy calling it a struggleplate would be too much of an honor.
Also at every start of the videos the ingredients somehow look like they are screaming: "kill me! Before I end up as another Horror." And then at the end you look at their punished and undercooked souls screaming in pain.
>>70651830
He has a shit ton of subscribers on jewtube for some reason
>>70650454
The problem with this, is that it looks raw, not cooked in the middle it doesn't FADE to pink, and also THE MUTHER FUCKER JUST SQUISHES THE HELL OUT OF IT CUTTING IT.
Sign of a dull knife, and a poor chef.
>>70651830
So he can get better
I wonder if his son broweses 4chan and that is why he looks so miserable all the time
>>70651993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2_ZfxURwo
Anyone got that one where he's trying to coat some chicken in a non newtonian fluid, that one always makes me laugh
>>70650858
IT's so raw, it's practically living.
>>70652020
ahh, like clockwork. based.
>>70651968
>American's can't figure out a regular bottle cap
>>70652020
Jack no :(
>>70650716
it's so dry
>>70652117
it's raw is what it is
>>70651968
cooking with jewelry on...
>>70652077
The best thing is he actually compliments on how good and "juicy" it looks, the guy is a maniac
https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=279
>>70652020
he just had to move slowly... muther fucker.... he fights it like a lion.
>>70652178
juice is not blood.
It makes me wonder why I don't do this shit, I could easily get the shit tonne of viewers, then I remember I have no moneys.
>>70650132
Um yes, his restaurants hold 9 Michelin stars in total so I'd guess he knows a thing or two about cooking.
>>70652178
> if you can't cook it properly just put it 1 minute in the microwave
Wow Jack. Thanks for that tip
>>70652259
"Blood" is not blood either, it's myoglobin.
>>70652393
No problem pham
>>70650132
I have had a meal prepared by him, its the second best meal I have ever had, man can cook better than just about anyone on the planet. The yelling is for american tv.
>>70652549
What did he make you?
>>70649410
C-candlejack?
>>70652601
Meat balls and spaghetti.
>>70652601
It was the Menu Prestige from his Restaurant Gordon Ramsay , except I had his Apple tarte tatin, instead of the Lemonade Parfait. Won as a charity auction prize.
henry's kitchen is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8
>>70652033
>>70652020
hivemind
