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Name the most SJW show ever.
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Name the most SJW show ever.
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Game of Thrones
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>>70646773
c
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The Apprentice
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C - because the others could be in their respective situation out of stupidity. Old lady can't help being old.
Oh and GIRLS probably
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C, or B if she's not a cunt which is unlikely
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>>70646773
Definitely C

Also never post a picture more interesting than your post
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>>70646773
either C or the guy who looks like he just got hit by a fucking train, also there are two empty seats on the right side of the train.

also it's probably Girls
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B obviously. C is some Chad who got injured at sports and A is a cunt.
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B>C>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A
It's not my fault if the slut decided to get knocked up
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>>70646773
>bitch with a baby and another on the way uses public transportation
If this was accurate the baby would be mulatto.
I vote to give the zombie the seat, everyone else looks like an entitled asshole with those facial expressions.
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B>C>A is the only correct answer and if you think otherwise you should kill yourself immediately.
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If you give any of them your seat you get closer to the zombie. Stay put and he'll probably get full eating the others and by that time you'll probably have reached your stop
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A little boy and his Dad come home from a trip to the city on the bus and the boy's Mom asks him how the bus ride went. It was crowded on the bus said the little boy and Daddy made me get up to let a pretty girl have my seat. Well, that was nice of your Daddy, said his Mom. But, Mommy, said the boy, I was sitting on Daddy's lap at the time!
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Why are they looking so angrily at the man?

Like, do they expect him to just give up his seat because he is expected by society to do so?

Isn't that similar to how negroes were assumed to move to the other side of the street when walking by white women?
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>>70646773
>slut
>old slut
>crippled chad wanabee
>wagecuck

The guy already seated, to be quite honest
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>>70646969
that's why C is the correct answer.

You are giving up your seat to the person who is most likely to give up their seat out of custom.
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>>70646773
I deserves my seat
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none of them deserves my seat

if I'm having a good day I'd give it up to the old lady or the cripple out of generosity but I'm not doing anything wrong by staying seated
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>get up for C but A sits down
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>>70646773

Looks like there's an empty seat right behind him.

Fuck all 4, btw, I got there first. Want a seat? Arrive early. Like me.
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>>70646773

The flight is almost over, please return to your seats.
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>>70646773
the last guy, he seems dead tired
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>>70647133
>And rape A
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>>70646773
This isn't SJW. This is based in traditional values.In the 1920's people would find it disgusting if an able-bodied man didn't give his seat up to a woman, elderly, or wounded.
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>>70647406
The one she's holding?
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>>70647177
Literally this.
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>>70647458
You forget that feminists are a thing now.
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>>70646965

Only correct answer.
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>>70646773
none of them deserve my seat cause they're all giving me a cunty look and i'd beat the shit out of every one of them in alphabetical order if they tried pulling anything for it

fuck chivalry and manners, it's a fuckin subway seat nobody gives a shit who you are
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>>70647459
Both if you feel strong enough and C can help you.
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>who deserves my seat
me?
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>>70647298
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>>70647622
das racist
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>>70647298
I just watched Commando, too.
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>>70646773
A for the comfort and safety of the baby or C because he is injured. The old woman can hold onto a pole.
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>>70646773
D, sleep tight zomber
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>>70646773
Just look them all over once, get up and let them deal with it
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>>70646773
I deserve my seat. I sat there first. How is this even a question?
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>>70646773
I dont know
Because I don't watch it
And neither should you
But GoT is feminazi as fuck, does that count?
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>>70646773
me because i got there first
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>>70646773
>implying I'm giving up my seat
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>>70646840
I dont understand what drives old people to leave their home in peak hours.
Just wait until buses are empty you fucks
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They clearly formed a line, so first comes first.
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>>70646773
A if I don't have to get up.
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Don't your countries have reserved seats that you can only sit if especial needs people are absent?
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>>70646773
Each of their lives are worth less than mine, A is worth less than mine as they're a woman, B is worth less as they're old, C is worth less than mine as they're crippled, D doesn't have a life.
Additionally I got there first, so they can all suck my fatty desu lads
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No one, just put the baby between my legs.
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>>70646773
Nobody. It's my seat.
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>>70646773
Everything on Comedy Central, HBO and Cartoon Network
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C is correct answer.
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I would ask them which of them deserves the seat.

The continue to sit whilst they argue it out.
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>>70648519
Best and only correct answer.
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>>70647532

Feminists were a thing back then as well. They were just as crazy then as they are now. Like, you do realize that people eventually just kinda forget the crazy side of women's sufferage movements and the like. There were plenty of women who just openly thought that women should be in charge and that this would magically lead to a better society and so on.
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>>70646773
I am ignoring D.

This is actually very challenging because there is a good case for each of the three of them pretty equally.

B is an able bodied elderly woman, however being elderly entitles you to some social benefits, you are a senior and you paid your dues in a way.
A is the most challenging for me, because the picture depicts her pregnant and holding a newborn... in what scenario would this be allowed in a family unit, is she a single, independent strong woman, hustling in society while 7-8 months pregnant? Stay home bitch. If she was just pregnant, she could probably stand. Holding a newborn entitles her to a seat. But yes she get priority over the elderly woman in my eyes.
C. Obviously injured. I can't imagine he would be at all safe standing on a moving bus/train, but in what world would he expect to find a seat on a busy train during rush hour? So the order for me will be.

C > A > B. Perhaps the old woman was a cunt.
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Get up and watch them fight over it.
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>>70646773
>not making other people get up while still staying seated

Not devilish enough, aint'cha, /tv/?
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Why is everyone taking the OP image seriously? It has a zombie in it .It's clearly intended to be satire. You're all autistic.
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judging by the looks on their faces they're all entitled shits and none of them deserve the seat, but if the mother were to drop the baby it would probably die so A.
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>>70648924
t. Dr Frankenstein.
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>>70648924
Yes but ignoring the zombie, it is a good question between A-B-C
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>>70646773
Honestly. I keep my seat. Those entitled fucks dont know what kinda day I had. Its thursday afternoon and this is the first day I got a seat on the way home all week. My back is killing me. The wife is at her sisters and has left me with her son.

All I want to do is browse /tv/ and shitpost about Game of Thrones while listening to Exit Music for a Film by Radiohead.

REEEEEEEEE
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Law & Order: SVU
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I usually avoid obvious SJW shit, so I'm sure it isn't the most SJW show ever, but the most SJW show I watched was "How to Get Away with Murder".

It seemed like a nice mystery series, with some courtroom drama. 4 episodes in, the protagonist is a black guy who is trying to get a white girl, all the female characters are strong independent womyn who need no man(Unless it's a strong black man), all the straight white males are cucks or douches(Sometimes both) and there's tons of gay sex.

Also, I would give my seat to the pregnant lady, since it seems she got there first. If she wants to give to the grandma or the kid it's not my problem.
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>>70648924
His thread topic is going to make us all riled up anyway.
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I only give my seat if they ask
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Giving up your seat to a woman implies that you think they are weaker and need the seat. If you give up your seat then you are a misogynist
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>>70648924

>It has a zombie in it .It's clearly intended to be satire.

SJW's regularly sneak le random xd humor into their propaganda.
It never detracts from their message.
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>>70649036
>he is an outside visiting normie and is typing REEEE on my message board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
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if you irritate the zombie, hes just gonna eat everyone.
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>>70646773

Sense 8
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>>70648727
It's certainly true that there is a group of batshit insane women calling themselves feminists while being disgusting overall. However, it's weird how overrepresented this considerable small group seems to be on everybody's hate list. Especially when you factor in that those cunts are annoying, but usually not harmful beyond that.
Aren't there much, much more disgusting people than 'feminists'?
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>>70646773

>Who deserves your seat & why?

>deserves

That's a strong fucking word.
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tell them i'm a feminist and keep my seat obviously
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>>70649161
none of you faggots are ever around to back me up on twitch chat when I get cornered by sjw mods and get permabanned. Or in RL when I'm in college and girls are talking about chopping dicks off.
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>>70649204
tell me what college and Ill back u up nigga
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>>70646773
FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BITCHES, survival of the fittest. but probably B because she reminds me of my granny and i miss her
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>>70649161

> However, it's weird how overrepresented this considerable small group seems to be on everybody's hate list.

They are by no means a "small group" anymore. Retarded Feminist dogma is now the mainstream belief-system, not the minority.
Do you legitimately believe a minority of the population believes in the Wage Gap myth? It was in a fucking makeup commercial yesterday.
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>>70646773
I'd just give my seat whoever came first honestly.
Hope there are decent enough people on the bus enough so that all of them can sit down.
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Glee
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>>70649125
>too autistic for norms
>not autistic enough for 4chins

Life is suffering.
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Trick question. There are multiple seats taken up by able-bodied people, so you get up and tell the degenerates next to you to do the same. A, B and C can then decide which seat they want and D can stand with the rest of you.
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I deserve the seat
Fuck everyone else
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>>70649204
>twitch chat
wew

>irl when I'm in college and girls are talking about chopping dicks off
tumblr isn't a college
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>>70646967

Underrated post.
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they can all sit on my dick
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>>70649204
>cornered by sjw mods and permabanned

maybe be a respectful human being instead of a raging memer and this wouldn't be a problem
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>>70649204
>girls are talking about chopping dicks off.
>gets enraged and wants backup
are you new here or did you just never learn not to be trolled?
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A can sit on my lap
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>>70646773
It's my chair up until the point I no longer need it. Those four can fight to the death for it after I'm done.
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>>70649230
Please tell me, how do you suffer from the wage gap discussion? In what way does that harm you?

Also, I'd like to add that confusing people who want equality with people who claim female superiority is not healthy. The first group is basically alright, while the second one is annoying.
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I was raised to give seats to A, B, and C because it's the polite thing to do. But DESERVING, well this writer needs to check thier privaladges.
>>70646828
Tbf she could have had the child intentionally. Can't judge that really.
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>>70649140
So will the pregnant woman, anon. So will the pregnant woman.
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>>70649428
Dude. Bro. Sick response.
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>>70649388
look at the fucking rules of 98% of these places. and why can't i be myself and befriend the broadcaster? who said I'm being a "raging memer"?

>>70649402
back me up it's 5 against 1, and that's not counting the guys that want to befriend the cute girls. "GASP! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ANON! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

>>70649225
appreciate it pham, but it happened a long time ago. Damage is done.
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>>70646773
Not a chance in hell I'm giving away my seat to someone who are pissed. You better smile and be nice if you want to sit down :^)
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>>70646773

They all look pissed off at me for existing so fuck em, it's my seat
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>>70649581
>look at the fucking rules of 98% of these places
Whoa, you can't sperg out about feminists, blacks, jews and muslims on some girl's twitch channel. What an unreasonable rule.

You convinced me, anon. You're being oppressed.
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what about now?
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>>70646773
The soldier because the first two are cunts. It would probably end up going to the old cunt though.
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>>70649740
Now you take back that suit and briefcase you stole.
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>>70646773
C because he is injured and needs to rest the leg
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>>70646773
The old woman. Age trumps everything.
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>>70649928
The broken leg guy and the zombie look like cunts, too, but the zombie probably can't help his expression.

If they all refused to sit in those empty seats on the right, I'd probably give it to him.
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>>70647177
That's not how bus routes work. Some people live after a huge inlet-outlet stop and never have the pick of their seats. Not that I'm making excuses for them but "Get the early" is about as sane as saying "Be a bike if your legs hurt."
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>>70646773
A. I hate babies, no way.
B. Looks unpleasant, probably an old necromancer
C. He looks like if Jughead was a Neo-Nazi and he probably broke his leg from getting his ass beat, no.
D. Likely an undead thrall for B. does not need seat

I'll go with letter I. I sit in the seat that I'm already in.
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>>70650050
But the zombie doesn't feel pain. Why?
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>>70646773
Sense8
also C
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>>70646773
Being dead is the greatest disability of them all. I'd give it to D.
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Why are they all mad for?
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>>70650031
>Age trumps everything
said the 15 year old
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>>70649520

>Please tell me, how do you suffer from the wage gap discussion? In what way does that harm you?

They are promoting the idea that it exists, when in reality it doesn't.
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>>70650169
he's a white male.
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>>70646773

OK SJWs, so : A annoys me because she thinks she can have anything because she procreated, which is not something that allows any privilege at all, so she can eat my shit

B is old and her retirement money is eating my money so she can eat my shit.

C eats my money too because I'm french and we pay for universal french insurance, but he's in pain and his situation is purely accidental, so he deserve my seat because I can feel bad for him.

D is dirty so he can eat my shit and probably would like it because it's gluten free.

Also : Orange is the New Black definitly brings the sjw cancer in TV Shows for me.
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>>70648924
>autists
>on /tv/
I'm shocked!
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>>70650099
He hurts inside - nobody takes him seriously
>>70648924
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Pfft none. That guy is obviously coming home from a hard day of WORK, he deserves the seat more than any of them. Fucking pieces of shit should pick someone else to bully into giving them a seat. Cunts.
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>>70646773
NONE OF THEM
THE SEAT IS MINE!!!
FUCK THE STUPID CUNT
FUCK THE BABY
FUCK THE OLD ATROCITTY
FUCK THE DISABLED
FUCK FRANKENSTEIN
THE SEAT IS MINE YOU IDIOTS!!
MINE!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>70650317
>because it's gluten free
Oh cool you're gluten free too? I made the switch about 3 months ago and I feel fuckin amazing.
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>>70648519
>riding the bus
>thinking he's superior to anyone
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>>70647177
>Arrive early.
Oh god what a fucking retard
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If you're morally obligated to give up your seat, you give it up to A simply because she's first in line.

A, then, has the societal pressure to give up her seat to her elder.

The elder, then has societal pressure to give up her seat to the disabled.
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none of them if they keep looking at me like that. entitled shits.
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I deserve the seat. It's my fucking seat. I captured this seat, I seized this seat through a combination of might and guile, I'm not going to give it up out of some bleeding-heart liberal guilt. My seat belongs to the king of the mountain, and until I'm defeated the king is ME.
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>there are people on /tv/ right now who would unironically give their seats for one of these cunts
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>>70646773
C
also the seat behind "me" looks free

>>70646869
>Also never post a picture more interesting than your post
kek. didnt even realized ops post until this
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No one deserves anything. Fuck this entitlement attitude.
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>>70646773
The old lady.

That girl probably cucked her huband, the C guy could be hurt escaping from police and D is a fucking Zombie.
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>>70646773
There are literally empty fucking seats everywhere on that train. The artist dun goofed.
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>>70652204
> the C guy could be hurt escaping from police

yeah and he had time to get some crutches on his way? or did the cops give those to him so its a fair race
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B/C (depending on how bad C's situation/injury/handicap is) > A

A if she is a qt and has a white baby
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good luck trying to lift my fat ass off of MY seat
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>>70646773
None because there are designated seats for these shits.
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>>70646773
A- Would possibly give up my seat if she has a ring on her finger, if not then I wouldn't. I'm already paying for her mistake.
B- Wouldn't give up my seat. Over 60s get a free bus pass in the UK, so I deserve to keep my seat as I've paid my fare.
C- I would give up my seat. The only passenger whose infirmity could make their condition worse by standing, and the only one incapable of standing.
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>>70650191
But anon, he feels so old because so-and-so show was on so-and-so years ago.
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>>70646773
none. the guy with the suitcase sat down first, therefore it's his seat
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>>70648988
>judging by the looks on their faces they're all entitled shits and none of them deserve the seat

This is the correct answer.

The person who deserves the seat isn't the person demanding it.
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C, because he has an actual medical condition which requires he not be on his feet too much. I'm not moving though.
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>>70646773

The correct answer is none of the above...

>A: FUCK no! There's no ring on her left hand, which means she's just a typical slut that got knocked the fuck up out of wedlock, and more than likely is existing thanks to YOUR tax dollars. She's of the age where men and women are "equal" anyway, which means giving that bitch your seat means you don't support "equality". Fuck that bitch.

>B: FUCK no! That bitch looks to be about the age of the typical baby boomer, and they were the faggots that started all the leftist bullshit in the first place. That old bitch probably marched and protested for "equality", so that bitch can stand too...

>C: Looks like a submissive nu-male beta pussy. He should be gassed.

>D: Nigger looks dead. The living have priority.
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>>70646773
D brendan fraser
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"Oh it looks like one of you needs a seat, here you go" and then let them fight it out.
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>>70646773
B. The rest are the way they are of their own volition, they ought to have thought about it before they did whatever got them in their "predicaments".
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>>70648410
>b-but I'm still cool and hip to hang with the cool and hip kids.
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>>70646773

None, because Im autistic so Im disabled, fuck them for being assholes over a seat.
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>>70649539
But they can be subdued with a falcon punch to the stomach easily.
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I am leaving the train as fast as I can since there's a zombie on it.
C obviously has been bitten, B is too old to run from it and A has a baby which is trouble during a zombie apocalypse.
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>>70649618
Exactly. If they're nice and apologetic about it, they might have a chance. If not, stare 'em right in the eye and let out a huge protein fart.
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>>70646773
How has no one said Steven Universe yet?
It's literally "whites and males are stupid".
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>>70646773
In the scenario, I'd just stand up and let who ever have it
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>>70646773

NEVER A IS THE RIGHT ANSWER

B IF C WASN'T THERE
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>>70653528
cuck
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>>70653738
Take that back
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>>70647604
This. If you expect me to get of my seat for you, you can go fuck yourself.

I would only give my seat if A/B/C asked nicely without being cunts thinking they are entitled to a public service. And I would only ask A/B/C for my seat if they were having trouble standing and they didn't care about sitting, rather than the cunts eyeing me down to give it up. Also fuck the people around you who expect you to give up aswell, Why don't you give up your seat faggot. I hate people getting offended for other people, ESPECIALLY if the other person doesn't give a shit.
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>>70648557
>everything on Comedy Central
Are you forgetting that South Park exists? Or that CC plays sunny now? Both of those are as anti-SJW as possible.
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>>70646773
A is shit,
C has their own handicapped seating
D is a fucking zombie
B is the only right answer.
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>>70646773
D:
Fuck The bitches, "im pregnant, I cant work" "im old, I cant work"
Fuck The guy, he probably injured himself for not going to work.
Now. Zombies dont exist, except hard working guys that work like 12 hours to feed their family. If anyone deserve admiration is that guy.
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>>70653307

Saw maybe half of the first season and never really got that vibe, how bad does it get?
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>>70651061
>yfw
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>>70646773
I have a code for this, I only let old people or fat fucks seat, because old people are fucked, and fat fucks just crowd the bus even more.
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>>70654663
Exactly the way I described it.
If a character is white, the browns are better.
If male they need a stronk womyn to safe them.
If white male they are totally hopeless.
However
Some of the action scenes aren't bad, I like the animation style and color pallet but the story is just dragging its ass like a legless dog. Cartoon Network is squeezing every drop out of the show and the writers can't think of new directions so they just slow down the story with naruto level of filler.
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>>70646967
Kek
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>>70646773
d
that guy is pretty fucking beaten up and is probably going to die from internal bleeding if you don't let him relax

thread full of idiots
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>>70646773
Trick question you get up and let them fight over it
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>>70646773
As the provider of society the man is entitled to his seat, he works for these cunts.
A: Literally what are you doing? Go back to being a full-time mummy at home.
B: Just die already.
C: Fuck off to the hospital, cripple.
D: Eat shit, zombie.
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>>70654924
Yeah, and you're one of them. Like a give a fuck if the nigga is going to die
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>>70646773
D. He'll just kill the other three and come after me.
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>>70646773
The answer is that none of them deserve my seat.

Is a man not entitled to the seat of his bus? 'No!' says the slut on Twitter, 'It belongs to us whores.' 'No!' says the beta on Reddit, 'It belongs to the elderly.' 'No!' says the shitposter on 4chan, 'It belongs to the crippled .' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a bus where the non-normalfags would not fear the social pressures, where the virgin would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the seat of your bus, Rapture can become your bus as well.
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>>70646773
None of them. There's an empty seat behind me; they can fight over it.
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>>70646969
Because the guy's being a dick.
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A) Pregnant but poor. Fucked up.

B) Retired but poor. Fucked up.

C) Injured but poor. Fucked up.

D) Zombies are the result of consequences beyond their doing. But still, they care little for comfort.
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Stand up, beckon to them with my arm and while glancing at all of them ask "Would you like a seat?" and make it their problem.

Which would probably result in the closest one sitting down. The rest either look for new seats or blame her, because it's no longer my problem, it's theirs.
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>>70650234
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>>70646773
I will always stand for the elderly and people who are injured.
B>C

A if still pregnant maybe, even though she should have gotten her shit together before getting knocked up.
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They all already take part of my paycheck as welfare recipients, they can fuck right off.
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>>70646773
Let them fight to the death for it. It's hard to make a judgement call on the zombie, whether he has an unfair advantage or is disqualified by default, but I'd bet FIFTY bus seats on him.
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>>70653307

It's literally not that at all.
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>>70655237
I thought the point of a strawman was having her make unreasonable arguments.
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>>70646773
as long as there is no sign it means its not a priority seat and i deserve it
if there is one it belongs to the first person who asks for it
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>>70655043

its about helping a person that needs it more.
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>>70655458
faggot
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>>70655237
It's missing the most important point, women choose shit degrees that lead to teaching jobs or jobs that only need a high school diploma.
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>Shattered both my knees in a car accident while working a shitty delivery job to help get me through uni
>Every time I'm in public, people offer me their seats
>No matter how much pain I was in, I never accepted the offer because they got the seat first, so who am I to demand another person give up their rightfully claimed seat
>Few years later after I'm partially recovered, I'm sitting on a train going to work
>Dumb bitch who looks exactly like A in the OP, just pregnant instead of already having a kid, walks up to me and asks for my seat
>Look at her and distinctly remember being quite polite in telling her I've got bad legs and need the seat
>She goes off her nut and tells me how I'm everything wrong with society; looks around and asks if there are any "real men" who are going to "defend her"
>mfw and half the trains face when she was serious
>I used to have two broken knees because some drunk fuck hit me, and 30 kilos overweight because I couldn't move, and I still stood
>This fat lazy cunt took a dick in her snatch and expects me to give her my seat because she couldn't be assed making sure the guy had a rubber on

That incident will stick with me for the rest of my life.
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>Deserves
What did they do to earn it? And even if they did why should I move for any reason other than my own desire to?
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>>70655810
How about NOT helping anyone?
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>>70655237
>women breed and raise children so you have to work more and earn less to compensate for her paid leave and 6 hour shifts even tho you arent the father of the kid and will not see any compensation whatsoever
>where did real men go? why did men stop going to college and working 60 hours a week to outearn me?
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>>70655841

Go be wrong and butthurt somewhere else.
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>>70646773
Only B and C have any amount of claim to my seat, but entitled behavior means that they can all go fucks themselves.

Like that one other guy said: Ask me nicely and act like taking my seat is a favor and not your god-given right and I'll probably acquiesce.
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>>70655896
Women were a mistake.
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>>70655810
Why am I obliged to do this, exactly? Why do they NEED it more? Even if they did "need" it more, why should I have to help them?
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Mr Robot. Couldnt even finish the first season because of how SJW it was being.
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>>70646969
exactly if every one is actually suppose to be treated equal / is equal none of em have a right to the seat and that guy should keep it
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>>70654555
But South Park made fun of Trump a couple times. That means Matt and Trey are now card-carrying tumblr libtard cuck faggots now.
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>>70649113
>traditional values
>SJW's
You kids have allowed this website to melt your brains.
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Jessica Jones
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>>70646773
Not up to me, I stand up and let them figure it out themselves
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>>70646773
just stare out on the window
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>>70655237
I love how time and time again, no one ever addresses the notion of simply not having children. Problem fucking solved. But of course, women want to have it all.
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>>70646828
C could definitely be in the situation out of his own stupidity.
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R...R...Rick *brappp* and Mortttyyy
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>>70646773
>everyone glaring like they expect him to give up the seat
Have fun standing you salty retards
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>>70646828
>having a child
>stupidity
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>>70646773
A for obvious reasons
>closest to seat
>smallest amount of human interaction
>most likely to complain if I offer it to others, which leads back to above point
>holding a small fragile baby
>baby is sleeping and more likely to remain sleeping if sitting comfortably; good for everyone on bus
>on a bus so clearly no husband, also very clear she is open to cream pies
>won't be able to watch guy with crutches fall over if I offer seat
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It has to be Transparent. I mean, I think "SJW" is a slur and we all need to be more inclusive and appreciative of LGBT rights, but Jeffrey Tambor as a woman is a little much.

>>70648727
>thought that women should be in charge and that this would magically lead to a better society
>implying it wouldn't
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>>70648250
I like this answer. Silently stand up and move to the back; watch them argue. Also is D some dude with severe near death AIDS? Or just a zombie?
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>>70659247
>having a child
>not stupidity
You drunk?
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>>70659391
Yes, it is a slur, you fucking SJW faggot. Kill yourself
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>>70646773
I get off the seat for my own enjoyment, to watch them squabble over who thinks they deserve it.
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>>70646773
Probably anything on the LEARNING channel like the fat acceptance shows
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You are entitled to nothing.
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Me
fuck everyone else
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>>70646773

>There are literally at least three empty seats around the man
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>>70646967
Classic
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It may be a bit late but...
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>>70646773
>Anybody "deserves" my seat.
>Implying zombies deserve anything but the back of the bus.
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>>70660263
I'll try to remind myself to not start/enter a war in Asia. Sounds terribly important
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>>70659391
>implying it wouldn't
>implying it would
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>>70655896
>I got my knees busted because I got into a fight with a drunk and btw I have impulse control issues so I over-eat but here's an excuse
>but that bitch sure is stupid for having a child
seriously?
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>>70660377
Holy fucking Jesus Christ, what a nightmare. It's almost as if humans evolved to form groups made up of both sexes and we don't do so hot when that isn't the case.
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A because it serves more people.
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>>70660377

Women are literally incapable of getting along with each other. Even women that claim to be friends don't actually like each other, they each just want someone who will sit there and listen while they talk about themselves.
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>>70648410
>Doctor's Appointment
>Bus schedule fucked up
>Slipped and fell in the shower, took three hours to pull themselves up and get dressed
>Have to be at Grandson's house for his birthday party
>Maybe wanting to have some human interaction and not just sit in your home in relative isolation until your mere presence isn't a minor inconvenience to some fuckface on the bus.
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>>70649740
Should be sitting at the back of the bus.
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I'd only get up for B. The rest can stand.
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