>WARCRAFT earned est. ￥302M ($46M) on Thursday, China's 2-day total is now ￥603M ($91.9M).
>$92M in Two Days
It's happening lads. Warcraft Cinematic Universe here we come.
Duncan Jones even just confirmed that he is down to direct the sequel.
LETS GO
Kill yourself mate
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/warcraft-movie-poster-full_987.0.0/image/NyEUlstEx6UuxaCUNIypDw/
MoTD?movie of the decade?
>>70642477
Looks like it will make a lot of money. Duncan Jones did a fine job its Metzen that needs to go with the sequel.
Critics BTFO yet again
>>70642711
This.>>70642775
>>70642477
DINSEY BTFO
It's slaying in every country it's been released in. Lets see how much the Amertards drop the ball on this Vidyakino
>>70642711
Did Metzen have any control though?
I thought he was just a sort of lore advisor?
Is pretending Warcraft is a good movie a new meme?
>>70642894
memes aside, it's a good movie, yes
This reminds me something...BvSDoJ also get shitload of cash in early days, and then it struggle to break even with fucking furry movie.
It'll will first place for one week and then get stomped by Pixar.
>>70642894
Disney Shills have been posting non stop to try to convince people the movie isn't good
Surprise, it's kino after all.
>>70642894
just shills and genuine /v/ plebeians
>random murloc noises at 13 min
Ebin
>>70642968
But /v/ hates it more than /tv/ does
>>70642477
And it isn't even weekend yet
$250 million in China opening week confirmed?
>>70642496
this would be such a good duology
>>70642864
He wrote it man. It is his rewrite of Warcraft I 'as it should have been'.
He didn't literally write the script but he literally wrote the story that they had to use to write the script.
I will see it twice on IMAX now!
Where were you when China saved cinema?
American capeshit is a scourge on culture
>>70642931
kek good one anon
Based now it'll be up there with Age of Ultron and Furious 7
/v/ redditor cinema is being saved
maybe they will finish the cgi on scenes that got cut and we will see a directors cut in few months
>>70643189
Apparently extended cut depends on how well the movie does
my review
In short: the trailers were awful but the movie turned out be to pretty damn epic.
That being said, i still believe if they had gone full cg the movie would be slightly better but i also think the cg worked pretty well with the live action and practical effects for the most part. For some reason they put the only scene that looked the most greenscreeny into the trailer but left out a lot of the epic scenes, that scene wasnt even very relevant to the plot and it was barely 2 minutes long.
The actors did fairly well and the plot kept the bullshit tropes to a minimum which is always nice but what really makes the movie shine is the incredible cgi. Go watch some blizzard cinematics and tell me you dont wish they would turn that into a movie. Well they did and they certainly delivered.
Another thing worth mentioning is that they stayed very faithful to original Warcraft look and design of things which works perfectly for the cgi and at least acceptable for the life action parts.
The ending doesnt resolved everything and i can see how some people cant stand cliffhangers but i was fairly satisfied and interested in seeing more in the future.
>>70642972
It's like you missed the Murlock
>tfw a fucking assassin's creed movie is going to be more critically well-received than this
THANK YOU BASED CHINA!!
/tv/ BTFO!!
>>70643438
I was half paying attention
It still seemed forced
>>70642894
It's good I don't see the problem why don't you go see it anon and form your own opinion?
>>70642496
Keep him away from the Orc trilogy and give him two movies covering the events of WC3 and TFT Human and Undead campaigns. Otherwise it will just suck.
>>70643720
Just need 1 more movie for Warcraft 2 story stuff then it's a 2 part movie for Warcraft 3.
>>70642894
I got fucked due to lots of cut stuff but still its a decent action/fantasy movie.
>>70643590
Well are least AC have better actors.
>>70642477
I just came back from cinema. It wasnt that good. I would score it 5/10.
It was expected desu, Blizzard games are fucking huge in Asia.
Guys is there a stinger after the credits I have to wait for?
I feel like since Marvel's done it, everyone will be doing it.
>>70643812
Give me more information before I believe you. You probably watched a camrip half assedly.
>>70643746
1 for Warcraft 2, 1 for WC3 Orc and Night elf campaigns for Warcraft 3
Arthas should be left out of those and have 2 movies focusing on his own story, once ending with him returning to Lordaeron and the second with TFT ending. If they want to do more they should ignore his WoW storyline and make an original story.
How did blizzard get around the no ghouls ban in China?
>>70643828
Blizzard games are fucking huge across the world. Even normie friends I have that don't play like any games have played either Diablo, Warcraft, or Starcraft.
>>70643829
There is a scene but you dont have to wait for it that long. Just a couple of names and it will pop.
>>70643836
That's nonsense he's only a small part of RoC so 1 movie for that and 1 for TFT
>>70643864
There isn't one.
>>70643829
it doesn't
the post-credit scene is actually in the movie itself
it's kinda weird, but i thought it was cool
go see it
>>70643900
>he's a small part of RoC
Human and Undead campaigns are focused on him
Black humans I can stomach, but asian High Elves? Get that shit outta here I ain't gonna put up with this shit no more.
>>70643933
Yeah so like half the movie just like this movie was it's pretty easy to split the 2 sides half and half.
>>70643834
warcraft is THE definition of a 6.5/10
7.5/10 for me as a Warcraft fan since my childhood
flawed, but good enough
not catastrophic, as some people are trying to force it to be
The ending was anti-climactic as fuck. Can you imagine if a normie saw it? Everyone dies and the bad guy gets away with it? I can't believe the movie is getting average to good reviews.
>>70643964
The fuck are talking about the Warcraft storyline is like one the best fantasy story lines ever (before cataclysm and beyond) get the fuck out of here.
>High elves are supposed to be gorgeous
>look like back alley transsexuals
>>70643834
I still have the ticket.
>>70644020
>look like back alley transsexuals
so they look accurate
is no one going to mention how gorgeous the cgi was? and the best part is it wasnt cute animals doing cute things, i hope this is going to become a trend.
>>70642477
Hold on China loves shitty movies? WHO KNEW?
>>70644032
Oh you're foreign your opinion doesn't even matter.
>>70642477
>Phase 1: Orc Trilogy
>1: Beginning
>2: Tides of War: Stormwind Destruction, Birth of the Alliance, Southshore, Second War Montage, Blackrock Spire
>3: Exodus of the Horde: Ner'zhul's Quest, Alliance Trapped on Draenor, Thrall's Uprising, Mannoroth vs Grom
>Phase 2: Arthas Trilogy
>The Scourge of Lordaeron: Arthas vs Mal'ganis, DK Arthas vs Uther
>The Realm Eternal: Arthas vs Sylvanas, Arthas vs Anasterian, Siege of Dalaran, Archimonde destroys Dalaran, Kael's arc and the birth of Blood Elves.
>Rise of the Lich King: Ner'zhul Flashback, Arthas vs UD Sylvanas, Arthas vs Kael'thas and Illidan
Pre ROTLK:
>Warcraft Alliance: The World Tree: the results of first two Arthas movies - Archimonde; the night elves, Jaina and the Alliance Remnant; Horde, Night Elves, Alliance Remnant fight the Legion at Nordrassil
They need to recast Lothar. That ''actor'' did a shit job.
>>70644072
Yep, the best CGI since Avatar it's fucking gorgeous
>>70644072
the CGI was spectacular. It has probably the best visual magic of any film I've seen.
>>70643812
6 or 7 from me.
It's an enjoyable light fantasy flick, and that's pretty much what Warcraft is. Baby's First Fantasy at its finest.
The movie is basically being saved from disaster by China. It's still shit though.
>>70644102
>Hold on American loves comic books for children shitty movies? WHO KNEW?
>>70644072
The little baby and the effects when they teleport were fucking awful tho
>>70644072
Based ILM on the job
>>70643034
I was watching china TCrip, great quality + comfort of my home, too bad movie was nothing special, you can even say its bad, just shallow eye candy with unnecessary romance flick so feminists dont bitch about it.
>>70644165
Spotted the Marvel Shill
>>70644131
No he was awesome shut the fug up
>>70644202
The romance was the worst. Lothar with Garona, of all people? What were they thinking?
Pic related's Padme made more sense than this.
>>70643864
That ban was lifted a time ago, but there isn't even any ghoul in the movie
Alls I know, is those motherfuckers decided it was a good idea to pierce their characters teeth, which is a retarded concept.
>>70642894
Saw the torrent yesterday and it wasn't too good or too bad. Which is the worst kind of movie: mediocre. I forgot half of the characters' names already.
>>70644111
You are hurting my feelings anon.
>Implying they'll let Zowie Bowie direct the next one
You guys are nuts. He completely oofed this one. He took a script that was marketable to the masses and butchered it, and didn't even do a good job at pleasing the fans.
Having Dalaran float is just a stab in the fucking back, fucking insulting to anyone who gives a shit about WoW. Then they throw cute things in like murlocs and meeting stones as if to please the no brainers who don't actually read the lore but jerk off to the fanfic instead.
It was a good movie but Duncan is not getting the director spot for the next one. After the kerfuffle that occurred with this one he won't be allowed near another big budget film ever again.
>>70644131Doesn't matter, he wont survive the sequel anyway.
>>70644236
Well dunno what were they thinking but they obviously didnt give a shit about the actual lore since Garona wears Medivhs child there, but at least everyone is happy, nerds got Orks, anti white man angry mob got white men in movie BTFO, feminazis got their strong womyn Garona, all is well.
>>70642477
>chinks with zero taste in movies single-handedly saved a movie by bringing in like $500m
kek
>>70644236
Actually it's Garona and Medivh, they fuck when she's alone with him in the tower.
>>70644301
But he only has a $25 million inheritance to live on!
THANK YOU BASED CHINA
TRULY U R OUR GRREATEST ALLY
>>70644348
muricans are the same kind of shit, they saved Whedon's capeshit and I doubt BvS made its money in China
looks like high fantasy is back on the menu, boys!
All I want is an Ultimate cut for Warcraft where they put back all the shit they cut out because runtime
Give me the 3 hour Warcraft
>>70644376
except Whedon is capeshit, and BvS is post modern deconstruction of the super hero myth ART
>>70643982
Isn't that the opposite of anti-climactic.
>>70644422
>and BvS is post modern deconstruction of the super hero myth ART
kill yourself
>>70644495
>kill yourself
not an argument
>>70644495
But it literally is you Disney dumpster
>>70644428
No, because everything is reset back to the start of the movie except a bunch of people are dead. There's a whole war going on and neither side wins. What if there wasn't a sequel? Nothing is resolved. What if there was a sequel? Then we get a new movie with 5 or so characters we don't even give a fuck about.
>that female elf
Fucking kek
That was purely to please their virgin fanbase isn't it?
>>70642603
>movie of the decada
>still in red numbers
lol no
>>70644495
>LE CRITICS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
>LE GHOSTBUSTERS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
>LE KEKOLDING IS THE THINKING MANS FETISH
>>70644495
Pleb
>>70644347
>ignoring white men
literally triggering /pol/
>>70644293
This. The movie wasn't terrible but certainly not good either. it's a 5/10 from me.
>>70643829
This is it
>>70644615
>>70644662
top 10 films of all time, cross posters that pretend to be authentic locals of this board?
>>70643929
Get it from a torrent, Blizzard is a corporation that pulls billions of dollars per month and this shills think they need their help to survive...
Durotan;_;
>>70644615
>>LE GHOSTBUSTERS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
>>LE KEKOLDING IS THE THINKING MANS FETISH
Sounds like Duncan Jones words.
My guess is that they move production to China if it gets a sequel, so they can keep 40% rather than 25%.
I think this will now end up being profitable now, even when it bombs in the US. $400m (at 25% meaning $100m) in China plus ~$200m (say 50%) total everywhere else more than covers the budget.
>>70644840
Don't listen to this degenerate.
Stealing is wrong.
>>70644840
>get it from a torrent
>seeing it without Imax or large surround sound speakers
>pretending you enjoy movies
Yeah, no. Stop being an idiot if you like movies always go to the theatres quit being a poor 15 year old and earn $10 to go see a film.
>>70644867
>the only time you could see his face was when the giant elf tits were thrown all over in the screen
at least the played it smart
Watching it atm and its fucking good.
>SO THATS WHY THRALL IS GREEN
>OH SHIT IS THAT MOROES?
>FUCK YEAH MOROES
>SO THERES WHERE BLACKHANDS HAND WENT
>>70644758
bump
Memeing and then pretending you're not here is not an argument
>>70644893
>>70644876
There is a diference between being poor and spening money wisely, why would i pay some movie flick and watch it in a crowd full of people? I cant focus on the details like that. I hate cinemas, really bad ambience to watch a movie, Hollywood wont go bankrupt because of me, dont worry.
One change I wish to see for the next movie.
Get the fucking Blizzard composers. For a movie based on games with such memorable tracks having such a shitty OST was a huge let down.
>>70645025
>a movie theatre is a bad place to watch a movie
Holy shit no wonder you're retarded.
>>70645134
yeah who enjoys the pause button, privacy, the ability to watch things whenever you want
go ride public transport instead of driving a ferrari faggot
>>70645177
>implying your home theater system is equivalent to a ferrari
enjoy your 32" led monitor and PC speaker setup faggot
>>70644876
autistic blizzfag detected. fuck off retard
>>70645177
>implying you own a ferrari
>>70644867
>They have different races just like Humans
Yeah, and none of them is "asian elf".
Fucking moneyloving jew, David Bowie should've forced his mother to abort him.
>>70645248
Fuck off, degenerate.
>>70645202
Enjoy kids, munching popcorns tall people infront of you, smell of someones sweat, chicks talking and instagraming themselves and other shit crowd brings with it. Fucking brainwashed corporation drone!
>>70645177
Lol implying your home setup is similar to a Ferrari.
You're home setup is a used 98 civic that your sister used to drive senpai, if that.
>>70644893
>guys this movie isn't shit if you see it at a cinema
>I-I swear it
>>70645290
Don't have any of these issues when I go see movies lol maybe you should stop living in bongastan.
>>70645300
watching it in cinema is worth it though, poorfag
>>70645300
It isn't shit in general, the point is that all the CGI and magic and stuff is going to look 20% as good as it would at the theatre.
>>70644960
Bump again for the plebs that love this pleb shit
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY THE GUY ON THE RIGHT HAS BLUE SHIT ON HIS FACE?
>>70645314
Piracy lives on and you cant do shit about it, go cry yourself to sleep knowing this fact.
>>70645349
he blue himself
>>70644893
No.
If like a movie enough, I'll pay to see it again.
Simple as that
>>70645350
Dude I still pirate shit all the time that doesn't mean I don't want to properly intake good movies in a setup I could never afford at home.
Why are you even on this board if you think movie theatres are the best way to watch a movie? Go be shit on some other board.
Youre luck to get $0.25 on the dollar in China
The movies fucked
>>70645343
>>70645335
If the only redeeming quality of a movie is its effects then that movie is not worth seeing on the first place.
If you have the mentality of a 12yo kid and pretty colour, epic quips and CGI are enough to entertain you then perhaps you should fuck off to reddit where underage b& are allowed.
This movie is garbage and watching it in a theatre won't fix its awful pacing, plot, acting or cinematography.
>>70644893
Warcraft isn't worth seeing in the cinema
Do not believe this IQlets lies, americlaps
>>70645272
>"asian elf".
I wonder how small an Asian elf's penis is.
>>70642477
>human face larger than orc face
Is no one else really bothered by this?
>>70645387
only in color, Medivh... only in color
>>70644732
hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
>>70645451
You're an idiot.
>>70645452
Got tired of saying cuck?
>>70645467
what is perspective?
>>70645506
>gets told on why the movie is awful
>Y-You're an idiot.
Keep consuming mass produced media without any artistic merit whatsoever, you tasteless goy.
You're the reason why Hollywood is shit.
>>70645506
>Got tired of saying cuck?
There is only one use of cuck in this thread and it's from you, child of /v/
Warcraft is best 2016 movie. And best fantasy movie since LotR. Cuckritics and their braind-damaged fans can gtfo. We'll finally get awesome fantasy trilogy and they can do nothing about it. What a time to be alive
>>70645548
Because none of those things are true.
>>70645559
I don't use it at all.
>>70645281
>>70645250
>>70645134
>>70645335
>>70645407
>Warcraft (2016) 720p HDTC - 999MB - ShAaNiG
>Warcraft (2016) 720p HDTC - 999MB - ShAaNiG
>Warcraft (2016) 720p HDTC - 999MB - ShAaNiG
>Warcraft (2016) 720p HDTC - 999MB - ShAaNiG
>Warcraft (2016) 720p HDTC - 999MB - ShAaNiG
>Warcraft (2016) 720p HDTC - 999MB - ShAaNiG
>>70645606
>999MB
Low quality shit.
>>70645451
>I only like mature kino for mature people like myself
You must be real fun to hang out with
>>70645588
>n-none of those things are true
>t-the movie is good i swear
>g-go pay to watch it
I thought blizzshills were a meme until then Jesus Christ.
>>70645588
>Got tired of saying cuck?
>>70645451
bwahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaha
>>70643026
As much as I enjoyed the movie I don't see whay parts of it are better than original lore
Lothar was better originally, khadgar/medivh plotline was fucking miles better originally
And the ending means no more orcs and no outland shenanigans with khadgar and co which is absolutely disgusting
Stormwind not being sacked doesn't make the horde seem like enough of a threat either and who knows where thay leaves Lordaron stuff
He needs to fix his fucking pacing.
Otherwise, sounds good
>>70645695
>typing like that
I thought retards were a meme until I met you.
>>70645645
Its perfect, keep telling it to yourself shill
>>70644936
>moroes
Muh fellow last guardian nigga
Wish he had the horse blinders tho
>>70645855
You honestly believe a 720p 999mb camrip is perfect?
Why the fuck are you on this board, you clearly don't care about film.
>>70645606
Go and watch the movie in cinema, you faggots. Whatta shit eaters will watch in this quality.
>>70645879
>camrip
Kek shill doesnt know what TC is
>>70642477
It was pretty decent the only major complaint I had was the pacing and Medivh looked silly in the end
>>70644936
>Watching it atm
This is how you know its trash made for the low IQ that don't know sweet fuck about film
>>70645933
>720p
>2016
>>70645879
The quality and scale are imperfect.
But that won't change the plot.
I care about film, which is why every film I pirate I pay for if I enjoyed it on any level.
If it was shit, it never sees a penny from me.
But visual effects alone do not a movie make.
I never payed for anything from blizzard
Over expensive shit, that's why I Pirates everything
Eagerly waiting for yi-fi.
Btw, anyone got that Bonds of Brotherhood comics?
>>70644020
>>70644071
All elves in the Warcraft universe are descended from trolls.
I'm not fucking kidding. The latest lore book fucked it all.
>>70644131
He's fucking amazing in vikings. Fuck off.
>>70646093
>The latest lore book
We've known NE came from trolls for... 8 or 9 years now. At least. Pay attention.
>>70645713
Like 30min or so was cut.
>>70646071
>I care about film
>which is why I don't go see every movie on premiere nights
Yeah okay anon.
>>70646093
>He's fucking amazing in vikings. Fuck off.
And? He was fucking terrible in this flick
>>70646093
Elves from trolls isn't anything new anon
>>70646138
40 minutes
>>70646093
>>70646130
It's a shitty lore point regardless.
It's pretty cool that trolls actually come from Azeroth and not Draenor though. It's a case of the enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of deal.
Wasn't there a previous troll wars that went on? Was it bigger in scale than the first war?
>>70642477
THAT WEEK DAY GROSS! HOLY SHIT! IT WILL GET 400M IN CHINA EASY!!!
>>70646139
>I care about film
Then he wouldn't be seeing this movie at the cinema you ape
>>70646171
Is it official? Or it's some "inside" shit theory? I know that some scenes were erased, but I hope info about 40 mintues is right, because we can hope on really good director's cut then.
>>70646189
nvm found it
http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/Troll_Wars
>>70646189
You're clearly a clueless uneducated normie fucking shit
Read the wiki if you don't play the game and dont waste our time
>>70646189
In Warcraft, trolls used to have these massive, planet-wide empires, but over the years they started to crumble.
It's gotten really fucking bad in WoW, too, cause it's like, every expansion another tribe gets genocided. The main troll homeland is also supposedly sinking into the ocean.
Basically, every troll that aren't the playable ones are fucked.
>>70646209
DJ stated it was 40 minutes and that we would get a DC if the movie was succesful enough
>>70646238
Don't use the word "normies" if you expect people to believe you aren't part of the problem. It is and was always called "normalfag", "normies" is just a word actual normalfags use because it sounds less offensive.
>>70646238
>you don't play the game and dont waste our time
I played all three games, and I don't remember that they actually said much about the troll wars. I recon it's something that comes from WoW, and I didn't play WoW.
>>70646209
It's official. Duncan has aid that if the movie is successful enough, he'll release an extended edition.
Apparently, there was a troll-raid scene planned that was supposed to introduce the main human characters, but the CGI was never completed.
>>70646243
To be fair they brought it on themselves with this "we wuz kangs" bullshit by declaring war on the world when everything was being fucking destroyed by a crazy earthquake dragon.
>>70646267
Troll wars is in WoW and books. Trolls had literally no Lore prior.
>>70644732
>>70645493
Not really, this scene was right before the credits.
>>70646252
>>70646306
Thx, guys. Well, need to american and chinise guys to make a good box office for greater good then.
>>70646243
I figured. In Warcraft 2, you had forest trolls allying with the horde.
In 3, you had another troll tribe.
>>70646327
aha
I was already losing track of the lore by TFT. I imagine WoW is a huge clusterfuck.
>>70646086
>Bonds of Brotherhood
I second this. Can't find it anywhere.
>>70642477
PIFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70646306
He said that the troll raid won't make it in the DC because it's not relevant according to him.
What I know though, is that they cut a ton of draenor scenes.
>>70646379
>Rotten Tomatoes
wew
Leave the sequelkino to me
literally the worst movie i've seen this year right after the fifth wave and before pride prejudice and zombies
>>70646404
would mubi or sac be better?
those are user reviews, but SAC might make you insecure
>>70646388
>we'll have to wait for the next movie in around 4 years to get some troll action
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70644732
SOMEBODY
>ITT: Movies that Gaijins can't understand
>>70646406
>Outland illidan
>In the second movie
Time to kill-la-killyourself boyo
>>70646430
>reading reviews
lad
>>70645879
>you clearly don't care about film.
Who else would bother watching Warcraft?
>>70646404
>rotten tomatoes
You do understand that those a CRITIC reviews? you know people WHO KNOW what makes a good movie and what makes A SHIT movie?
>>70646406
>no panda glaives
>>70646461
>he doesn't read reviews from fellow patricians
hello post 2013 /tv/!
>>70646469
>CRITIC
WEW
>>70646410
>pride prejudice and zombies
Oh shit that got a movie?
>YFW this happened
>>70646410
I know right, WHERE WERE THE QUIPS. I mean there was humor, but it wasn't out-of-place sarcastic one-liners!
I threw my popcorn at the screen, REEEE'd, then marched out of the theater to demand a refund when I was 25 minutes in and there wasn't a single quip.
Also where was Khaleesi and Jon Snow? I thought this was Fantasy!
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>>70646469
Change your posting style if you want to try and pull this off now that you've been completely stomped over and over about liking this trash movie.
>>70646379
>LANGUISH IN DEVELOPMENT HELL
>BOOOOONESTOOOOORM
>>70642477
Sure thing, just like Pacific Rim 2 is going to happen
>>70646534
What the fuck are you talking about you faggot? I hate the movie who the fuck are you even replying to?
>>70646511
this is adorable
are you trying to step up to me and then when it comes back you'll vanish into the thread?
Was this guy retarded?
No wonder nobody wanted to rally with this cucklord
>>70646508
Was the Stormwind music in the movie?
>>70646450
ONCE
>>70646592
When we first see it and its very subtle and not huge and epic like in the game
>>70646410
Oh good God why did you have to remind me those movies existed? I ended up having to watch both of them within the same week while visiting family and I've been trying to block it put ever since. Having a family with pleb taste is suffering.
>>70644732
Warcraft X Shrek fucking confirmed
>>70646508
The only cool cinematic moment in the movie was a brief sweeping aerial shot of various battles that made it looks like a game, everything else in the movie looked like shit
>>70646379
SAVAGE
>>70646545
I honestly didn't mind the acting knowing the source material calls for a degree of ham, but why was this guy's expression always kind of a blank stare with his mouth occasionally agape?
He looks like he forgot breakfast and is gazing off at a lunch table in the distance.
>>70646511
Fuck off blizzdrone, your movie is trash, and your whole shitty knock off of warhammer fantasy is trash.
>>70646676
holy shit you're mad
>>70646508
LOL EPIC
i totally got that one!! i looooooved when this happened too
made me feel like i was watching based deadpool all over again with these epic nods!
>>70646589
>>70646545
the non CG costumes look like fucking cosplay
>>70646577
huh I guess thats a yes then
>>70646671
fimmel is garbage actor
>>70646379
Can someone explain to me THAT much hate to Warcraft? I mean, for casuals it must be decent light fantasy 7,5-8/10. It's not worse than any other Marvel movie, for example. But even their love for Disney's dick aside, cuckcritics gave Neighbors 2 60%+. I just can't understand.
>>70646708
Nope. That would be the blizzdrone I was responding to. I'm not mad at all. Just saying the truth.
>>70646469
>critics
>you know people WHO KNOW what makes a good movie and what makes A SHIT movie?
GAHAHAHAGHGHHAHAHHAH
>>70646830
Not an argument
only review that matters is Armond White's, I'll bet he'll love it :^)
I couldn't take final mak'gora scene seriously because Lothar strikes his sword right into Blackhand's dick to make him victorious and counted as FAIR DUEL according to thousands of orcs surrounding him.
>defending Warcraft
>doesn't even have any good quips
What year is this?
>>70647108
The visual gags and jokes every other scene make it worse than quip wars
>>70646955
it was a payoff oflosing his son, got it?
it's like poetry
>>70646744
>shit taste
>>70646955
>normal man vs 8 foot tall magic enhnaced monster
>implying cutting below the belt isn't fair play when so many odds stacked against you
>>70647108
>Original Score: 3/5
>Considered Rotten
Rotten Tomatoes's system is shit.
>tfw Ghostbusters: tumblr edition will get a higher RT score than Warcraft
>>70647196
Good
>>70647185
Well, that's a 6 out of 10, which is exact number for a review to be considered rotten.
I'd say that a 60 out of 100 is a pretty good standard for a review to be considered negative.
>>70646469
>know what makes a good movie
after all their reviews it seems like quips, sjw-shit or "disney" title at the begining.
>>70647185
The AUTHOR decides if their rating is rotten or fresh
>>70645710
Because they better establish green jesus as green jesus.
be ready for arthas to be a side character akin to a marvel villian.
>>70646955
>implying orcs have penises
they clearly reproduce via mitosis
>>70646252
He said that? What a shameless blackmail "give me money or else im gonna throw this extra 40mins of the movie i already filmed in the garbage where it belongs lel"
>>70647227
>>>/tumblr/
>>70647420
well, its better than what the golden compass guy did
>hey, let me film this ending, now unless we get a sequel you'll never see it.
>>70647471
I call bluffing, he would put those 40mins if he had them, even if movie fails just to save his "cheek" and not get bad rep.
>>70646955
His cheeky antics and somewhat cheap victories I got used to, what I couldn't stand was the finale building up a seeming message that a lot of people despite their strength and valor would die because that's war...and then sparing this one asshole in the most contrived fashion as he walks through a literal horde of his enemies who were slaughtering whoever at will moments ago.
THEN this same asshole becomes substitute King.
Also he becomes momentarily retarded to drive forward an even more retarded revenge plot.
Didn't anyone watch this after shooting and realize it was getting a bit much?
The orcs and humans are going to go to war anyway, he should have just got his revenge, died and his sister rule. Losing her brother and husband would be reason enough to become consumed by blind bloodlust. Look, I don't know how the original story goes, someone from /v/ can elaborate on the necessity of these things down the road, but I think a lot of things could have still been trimmed to save time and groans. Dumb misunderstandings are always just dumb misunderstandings, they're not poetic irony or tragic or whatever whoever writes this stuff thinks it is. They're just tedious and annoying diversions from actual meaningful events.
At least the Guardian's hostility towards the other mage was less due to being replaced and more due to being corrupted so I can excuse that, but this is just going to boil down to asinine circular logic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_f8UFv_Ytc
was there any music like this?
>>70647525
do you not think you're expecting a bit much from a video game movie?
>>70647580
None of the game composers did the music for the film, it was Ramin Djawadi, the guy who does Game of Thrones and did Pacific Rim.
>>70644178
the baby was like shrek4 or somethg
