>That's right, a GIRL is going to join your team.
but she has a hole where her dick should be!
Welcome to the team, girl! Alright, ducks! Quack! Quack! Quack!
>>70641391
dibs
FUCK girls.
http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/312271939958/related/312271939958
>"But a GIRL can't play sports!"
>all the boys laugh
>girl scores a point while backflipping or something
>"You were saying? ;)"
>all the boys look at each other, nod, and raise their eyebrows; fat kid folds his arms in angry acceptance
>>70641546
kek that was back when the writers used to make fun of Lisa being an annoying liberal mouthpiece.
Mighty Ducks movies kick ass
>>70641850
Uncalled obstruction
>>70641391
is she going to hit the showers with us after the game?
>>70642271
We don't really like to enforce our rules here in hockeyland. But it was actually worse back in the 90s.
>>70641391
>tfw i've seen her tits
>>70641850
obstruction, interference, plus it's just way more effective to pass the puck up ice.
Oh and fat kids make terrible goalies too
>>70641391
>she was hurley's crush in that LOST flashback
>>70642152
is that why hockey is just 4 guys doing all the leg work while the rest of the team kind of skates around them doing nothing? I notice this in soccer and basketball too. when you have rules against knocking the ball out of your opponents hands you get a lot of games where some guy gets the ball and runs down the lane unobstructed and both teams run around him like chickens without heads. it looks pretty gay.
what about that one time the black guy disguised himself as the goalie and then while everyone was distracted he did that knucklepuck horseshit and scored a point? why isn't that a legit strategy?
>>70641391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnRt_JEoBRU
>>70641391
Don't you fuckin dare.
dude girl power lmao
>>70643110
>4 guys doing all the leg work while the rest of the team kind of skates around them doing nothing
there's only 5 guys on the ice per team anon, are you retarded?
>>70643110
Hockey and basketball aren't really comparable.
One sport caters to its stars and the other doesn't.
