We do not kneel edition
>>70639267
Azor Jon!
Azor Jon
Do you think they fucked?
nth for the Halfhand
nth for sweet girl
>It’s that rule: ‘If don’t see the body then they’re not really dead.’ Like when we cut Ned’s head off, we didn’t want a gory Monty Python geyser of blood, but we needed to see the blade enter his neck and cut out on the frame where the blade was mid-neck
-Dan Weiss
OUTTA MY WAY BLACKFYRE SHITS
Would you a Preston?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Today I shall remind them.
>>70640556
Mance was based, a TRUE king. Not like that cucklord stannis who let some foreign bitch convince him to burn his own daughter and heir.
PRESTON PRESTON PRESTON
>>70640589
Well mate, she has his fucking kid so unless a stork brought it, I think they fucked.
>first 50 posts are always the memes
>>70640614
No, he's slowly going insane.
>upload video about your dad dying
>insert a weird father/son skit into every single new video
>do stupid voices for the NK and Sweetrobin
>>70640614
I get an uncomfortable feeling when I see preston's face and gauge his age, and then listen to his 'show watch' voices
>>70640623
can't really be friends with a rotting corpse
>>70640600
>>70640666
What do you mean?
>>70640556
I'm afraid it was necessary. Love to Stannis.
>>70640666
>mfw I realized he's some balding 30 year old autistic faggot
>>70640677
But that's what Jon is.
>>70640666
imagine him doing the Ygritte, Alayne, Meera and Gylbert Farwynd voices
>>70640679
who you gonna call?
What happened to Gendry?
Enjoy the presence of the devout maiden, enjoy it while you can, as she will soon meet her violent death.
>Arya almost passes out and falls to the floor
>Waif looks down at her while she bleeds to death
>"You should have stayed back in your little castls, Lady Stark"
>Waif is stabbed from the back
>Arya almost losing consciousness
>a familiar voice is heard
>"What do we say to the god of death?"
>>70640665
>implying making a serious video about the abomination the show has become would work
>>70640706
gaining gains bro
>>70640600
Sweet girl
>>70640696
>yfw you realize you're only 20 years away from the same fate
At least he was in a boyband and slayed some pussy while he was younger, yet here you are spending your time shitposting
>>70640610
>>70640708
>and who are you
>>70640707
UGGO
G
G
O
>>70640733
Preston pls.
>>70640709
He's being serious though, and it comes off as autistic and mentally unstable. He's literally doing what /tv/ does and watching just to shitpost.
>>70640726
3 years(?) of constant rowing does that to you
>>70640733
>10 year old on 4chan
MODS
>>70640633
Didn't Mance hate being called a king?
REMINDER Stannis wasn't decapitated, only slashed across the throat.
>>70640712
No one made a dick butt edit of this yet?
>>70640733
>At least he was in a boyband
lol wut
>>70640680
Like I see he's a balding 30 something who has spent all his free time crafting theories that grrm shoots down with lol-howboutdatdressing, it's kinda sad
Someone else mentioned the dad thing.
>>70640796
They have.
That was one of the first ones.
>>70640785
I still thank she merely slashed his cheeck/eye to mark him as a kinslayer
>>70640760
>time traveling dog
>Chad knight
>He's being serious
You do realize there is something called "serious Q&A" for each episode, aren't you? This is where he is serious.
Threadly reminder that Stannis remains dead
autism general
>>70640633
Mance should've sat on the fuckin' Iron Throne, what a kingdom that would've been.
>>70640785
I think Brienne cut off his injured leg. There's multiple shots that focus on his leg, and when she's about to slash him, there's a shot where a sword leaning against a tree is pointing directly to his leg. This is the image I'm talking about:
>>70640815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY
Check it, that's why he sings in the show... he's pretty experienced.
>>70640614
yes actually
>>70640709
Alt shift x
he just does a slickly produced recap and gets 8-10x prestons views
>>70640785
Even slashing his throat would be difficult from that position as she is quite tall. The best she could do is just slash him across the face. Not very knightish way to kill.
Would you hold her hair back as she sucked off 5 dothraki savages?
>>70640556
So uhhh who owns Storm's End now that Stan is dead?
I decided to just eat salads the rest of my life, I won't be able to finish the books. Sorry.
-GRRM
>>70640830
He's being serious with his autistic criticisms
Of course I'm not saying his shitty jokes are actually serious statements. Fucking autism.
Azor Highgarden
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.
>>70640785
>>70640733
dude it's about preston why you talking about jerome flynn
>>70640785
They cut out the ten minutes of Brienne hacking at his body over and over
Bend the knee to Stannis, best king and rightful qt
>>70640523
Yup, she's Northern so has rhotic accent unlike most of England, so pronounces the 'r' sound at the end (like Americans)
Most Northern Brits would say it /sænzə/ (where /æ/ is the 'a' in 'cat' or 'bag', the /z/ is like the 'z' in 'zoo', and the /ə/ is like the 'e' in 'quiet'
She's probably pronouncing it more like /sænʒə/, the /ʒ/ is like the 't' in 'equation' or the 's' in 'pleasure', sort of a soft 'j' sound. Can be easy to mistake for the hard 'j' sound, /dʒ/, like in jam. That's probably what Preston is hearing. /sændʒə/. From there, it's not too hard to imagine you hear an 'r' sound creeping in.
>>70640857
Of shit we already know. Why would I need a recap? The show is aimed at normies with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
>>70640600
requesting sweetgirl-guy to give young Varys old lady face
>>70640906
Because of the image of Jerome Flynn
mistakes were made
>>70640891
Why did Ray hang himself again?
>>70640917
Now THIS is autism
>>70640785
Reminder that Brienne struck off Stannis' head and felled the tree behind him in a single mighty blow
>>70640880
>not understanding the intention of other people
Have you considered that you might be one with autism?
>>70640846
I was expecting Preston in a boyband
>conquer a continent and build myself a glorious capital city
>my family holds it for three centuries
>lannister fucking shits burn it down over hurt feelings after barely a year of reign
>mfw
>>70640899
>>70640785
Deus ex machina you sperg.
It's not real life.
>>70640923
you stated a serious video wouldn't work
it does
it BTFOs preston on a weekly basis
preston's austism turns off potential viewers
>>70640941
Realized there was no more of the ale he promised Sandor
>>70640821
Then I am happy that my expectations of /got/ were met.
>>70640952
His intention was to criticize the show using shitty jokes. I understand just fine. Have you considered you have nothing to contribute to conversations, and maybe you should fuck off?
>>70640941
Desperate for cleganebowl. He knew Sandor needed a reason to pick up his axe, so he killed everyone and hung himself to frame the Brotherhood without banners.
>>70640900
DELETE THIS
>>70640846
>that tie tucked into super high waisted trousers
The 90s were weird
>>70640959
same tbqh, that would have been quite a picture
>>70640870
Only if I get to watch her get blacked by summer islanders
>>70640900
She was standing in front of him, not to his left
0/10
>>70640944
Th-thanks anon
>>70640900
now we need manlet Brienne picture
>>70641015
they were great
i had a subscription to psm and stacks of stickers for my memory cards and ps1 lid
>leaks of Dany going mad
Will DD redeem themselves?
>yfw
>>70640916
My king
>>70640899
I think a bad aspect of the show is that it brings normie showpleb redditfags like you into the discussion who don't even believe Stannis is still alive, don't think Darkstar will stop the Others with the help of Victarion (cast fucking when?), lsh won't bully freys, frogfu and bloodraven are still alive no matter what dabid says, and that selmy could have beaten so easily.
hope I didn't miss anything
>>70641066
>leaks of Jon flying on Tyrion
I can make stuff up too
>>70641070
>another Iron Man/GOT crossover
enough with this shit
>>70641070
Waif is so fucking hot.
>>70641092
What does that have to do with Iron Man?
>Waif
>waifu
Cant make this shit up.
>>70641101
you're blind or gay
Is Syrio alive? Is he Jaqen?
>>70640876
It has not been mentioned in the show. Maybe Stannis' garrison?
>>70641076
>>70641118
No he's right.
>>70641101
you have shit taste in women desu
>>70641070
How old is she? I want her for my wife, but don't know if she is past breeding age or not.
Why isnt Dany rebuilding Valyria?
>>70641076
Piss off to /lit/
Also your delusion borders on autism, please seek help champ
What group has the lowest median IQ in ASOIAF?
Dothraki?
Wildlings?
Ironborn?
Who has the highest?
>>70641070
i thought this was a shoop until i saw it on autistsonthewall
this is now fan service the show.
I am also now confident stannis will return
>>70641023
Again, never said he was alive, only that he ISN'T FUCKING DECAPITATED AND NOWHERE IS THIS SUGGESTED. Hence his body is intact and ould be the one burning on the cross.
>>70641141
>>70641118
Shit taste. Did you even see her titties? She's top tier.
>>70641130
I don't even know what that t is supposed to be
>>70640556
AAAH SAVE ME RATTLESHIRT
>hound
>Meli
>not reddit
>>70641158
>please seek help
>delusion
M-marcus? I-i-is that y-you?
>>70641173
""""""""she""""""" has no tits and even if she did it doesn't make up for her jew nose, shit face and man chin
>>70641162
targs
that's what you get for inbreeding
>>70641175
perhaps he's making fun of the autistic manchild who bothered to compose the image?
>>70641162
>lowest
giants and dothraki
>highest
littlefinger
>>70641130
Stannis is popular on Reddit too
confirmed dead
>ever believing that stannis would actually sit on the iron throne
>>70641173
>Did you even see her titties?
show me
>>70641130
what is this? Characters websites are fans of? I figured people hate theon.
>>70641175
>>70641203
>doesn't know what a venn diagram is
underage b& please leave
>>70640589
Of course they did.
1. They have a kid together.
2. Roose knows how to do his duty, unlike Robb.
Roose honestly would have made a better king in da norf than robb, but ramsay had to fuck it up.
>>70641175
Tumblr
>>70641130
Give up
>>70641162
Iron Niggers
The Dothraki and the wildlings actually have winning formulas and are feared by people.
The Ironscum are just laughed at by every person in Westeros and they're only famous for once having a real castle that got btfo and for getting uppity every couple of decades before getting rekt again.
And despite all this they are still about MUH OLD WAYS
>>70641070
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/syrio-forel-alive-or-dead-game-of-thrones-showrunners-finally-give-definitive-answer-a6983661.html
>>70641216
Faye Marsay, show yourself you lazy fuck.
>>70641225
The fuck has some t logo to do with venn diagrams?
>>70641225
I know what one is, it's still pure autism.
>>70641147
Shes 30 and a lesbian.
new priestess. rhllor sure is multicultural. a european, asian, jew and black girls
>>70640708
This is based
>>70641244
>doesn't know the tumblr logo
leddit please go
>>70641130
>inside 4chan is a pedophile, torturer, and a child burner
kek
>>70641255
Literally nothing wrong with that.
Moqorro is a black priest
>>70641255
we're all red inside
>>70640932
for you, sweet girl
>>70641255
And? Does this matter somehow?
>>70641214
>pure iron not on iron throne
it's pottery so it's true
>>70641255
They're all hideous old chicks in the end
>>70641172
Except the body brought to Roose and Ramsay is headless. Where the fuck did his head go? Has Brienne kept it with her all this time?
>>70641130
>theon is popular on three websites
>the dragon has three heads
THEON IS A HIDDEN TARG AND THE PWWP AND AA REBORN CONFIRMED.
>>70641255
So?
>>70641255
Why wouldn't it be?
>>70641267
tumblr pls
>>70640985
>>/reddit/
>>70641224
most people here seem to have Theon as one of their favourite characters and consider Alfie one of the better actors of the show
from lurking on reddit I gather bookfags like Theon and everyone adores Alfie Allen and wishes he got more recognition
from lurking on tumblr, I can see Theon is really weirdly popular, with the same types from 4chan and reddit that go on tumblr but also with bookfags in general and even SJW bookfags. They're always shipping him, making posts and essays about him and his character. I think he's their favourite male character, though they do like the Hound as well
/got/ told me Theon gets his cock back
/got/ lies
>>70641255
>stop showing niggers in an allegory for the middle east
can't make this shit up - were you dropped on your head?
>>70641162
Probably the Ironborn. Dothraki and Wildlings are considered savages but that does not mean they have low IQ. Ironborn, though, have access to all Westerosi customs, history and materials but are still dumb as bricks.
I would also consider the Starks because they make so many goddamn retarded decisions despite being highly educated (relatively speaking). There's really no house that, on average, makes as many dumb decisions as the Starks. You could argue the Targaryens, but a sample size of only Viserys and Daenerys (and Aemon if you want to nitpick) is a bit too low.
>>70641321
I tried to browse tumblr once it was too confusing
>>70641324
How would we get triple no-cock jokes then
Do you even think
>>70641255
>abundance of /pol/ poster during summer
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>70641321
Theon is insanely well written when compared to the other characters, and Alfie does a great job with his acting. He deserves the recognition.
>>70641324
Theon VolcanoCock will rise again.
Harder and Stronger
What is dead may never die.
>>70641255
Moqorro is pure african nig. What's the issue?
Considering the fact that there are no children in Asshai, it's safe to say they come from all over the place.
>>70641281
ty kind sweetgirl guy, here have token from the past
>>70641360
why would you ever browse it?
just use ripme to download all the porn and move on
>>70641363
AAH SAVE ME DARKSTAR
>>70641070
what is this from?
need to see original image
>>70641363
AAAAAGGH ROLL INTO WATER MASTA
Wait, so she is actually going to lead the troops in battle? I bet her player min/maxed the shit of of his magical realm PC to give her a huge ass command/morale aura.
Her, onion knight and 62 Bear Rambos are going to get into winterfell and open the gates, screen cap this.
>Hello, my name is Jonny Snow. And I would like you to join the most amazing fight.
>>70641372
Moqorro is a proud dornishman
>>70641373
Did that guy not realize that eating people kills you? Did no Thenn ever get the shakes and drop over dead? Did none of them ever stop to think, Gee maybe we shouldn't be eating dead people we all keep getting sick and the shits?
What is this fucking shit tier writing.
>>70641357
I don't blame Viserys and Daenerys for anything.
Aerys and Rhaegar FUCKED up, and theirs was only the final fuck-up in a century of complete assholes who have been ruining Aegon's dynasty since the Dance of the Dragons.
>>70641321
>Shipping someone with no dick
Though he is my favorite character and I like alfie allen is the best actor as well.
But I figured my liking of theon was unusual outside of /got/ as most of the people I know in real life hate him and I love him for person reasons. ( I personally identify with his struggle of trying to be something your not and failing).
>>70641408
Publicity pics of next episode, released a few hours ago
>>70641408
http://www.farfarawaysite.com/section/got/gallery6/gallery8/hires/11.jpg
>>70641255
I think she's quite asweet girl
King in the North coming through
>>70641416
Absolutely fucking based.
QUEEN IN DA NORF
>>70641427
Dorne is white
>>70640589
You only have to look at them to know they fucked.
Rose Bolton is known as THE most hung man in the North...
(Okay, somebody else finish this, please?)
>>70641454
what the fuck is supposed to be funny about this "sweet girl" bullshit
>>70641357
Name 1 good decision any Targ made after Aegon the Conquerer.
>>70641451
Is that Syrio behind her???
>>70641451
640x420
Fucking image for ants. >>70641453
is the high res version
>>70641436
Eating people is okay as long as you don't touch brains. In the cold they'd store better too. I'm not defending D&D here, but if PNG cannibals can get away with it for years with only a few cases of kuru, then surely the Thenns could.
>>70641476
Impregnating Lyanna
>>70641389
2bh the more obscure ASOIAF community on tumblr makes for some GOAT discussions, there are some users that write really in depth analyses of themes in the books, really rereading the chapters and looking at characters in different lights, and in this obscure community, there's not really a circlejerk of people all talking about the same character over and over again (well maybe Sansa sometimes) because tumblr always likes to be special snowflakes, so there are characterfags of pretty much all sorts of characters from nearly every important House
if you can get past the normie feminazi showfags and the shipping cancer, tumblr is probably the second best place for ASOIAF discussion after Westeros.org
>>70641476
Daenerys stealing the Unsullied
>>70641473
the old ladies face
you blind
>>70641461
she bears are the best
what happened to the legal one? iirc she was still alive in the books
>>70641479
that's already been asked
>>70641070
>>70641476
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jaehaerys_I_Targaryen
Best King Westeros ever saw
>>70641473
redditors out
>>70641324
Theon is literally going to be in the same room as Varys and Grey Worm. After Tyrion slays the audience with a three hit combo no cock joke Theon will get his Volcano Dong.
>>70641479
What do we say to the God of Death?
Time to p-p-p-pander!
>>70641517
>Outlawed First Night.
He was an abomination
>>70641503
Maege has been out in the field somewhere since the RW
At what point did /got/ start turning on Tyrion?
>>70641454
>>70641451
>its real
why does every fucking character have to come back george
when he said he was dead i guess he meant the persona/ disguise syrio was dead but that he was a faceless man or something
>>70641522
I really don't want that scene to happen but I wouldn't mind a scene where Theon gets some friendly therapy from Grey Worm saying a man can still be a man and a warrior without a manhood
that would really help him, I think, coming from Grey Worm
>>70641473
what are you fucking gay
>>70641423
>Stealing a joke from a very prominent movie.
Wow.
>>70641558
When he killed Tywin and immediately became le drunken funny meme dwarf of no importance. We lost a good character and were given that thing in return.
>>70641558
When the source material ran dry
>>70641172
>being this delusional
>being this tragic
>>70641109
seriously reddit?
>>70640610
Is this some fanfiction shit or what?
>>70641558
when tyrion lost every bit of personality he had
do you think Sam's wife's son will love him when he grows older
>>70641473
redditors are not welcome
>>70641558
When the show butchered his characterisation and turned him into Saint Tyrion
edgy woman-hating murderer bookTyrion is much better
>>70641527
Could be Jaquen wearing Syrios face, or jaquen could always have been Syrio.
>>70641583
at least we didn't have to go through all the Penny stuff in the show too
>>70641503
She went to find Howland reed and deliver Robb's will to him
She's with Lord Glover IIRC
>>70641584
Stannisfags are memesters to the last man. Just stop acknowledging them
>>70640589
The books has a good passage where Ruse talks about the way she squeaks when he fucks her.
>>70641503
>>70641461
>>70641416
Logically she must be pretty damn competent, it is clear she is actually in charge and not a figurehead. Her troops/advisors must be really loyal as well since they all obey without question, she just waved off the Maester with the big ass bling chain.
>>70640984
KEK TOP KEKKKK
>>70640815
being this underage
>>70641621
>George doesn't give a shit about Syrio because he's a fucking side character
>All of a sudden Dabid brings him back, like the Hound, because he was popular
>Tease his return in a picture released before the episode
Yeah, nah, it's maximum pandering. This show is out of source material and they're just gunning it.
>>70641622
This. I think the books had a lot of bullshit that was wisely cut from the shows. Faegon, Connington, Penny, all that shit.
>>70641631
which chapter is this
>>70640986
>well damn
>LEL
>>70641622
Penny was great though
>>70641589
fucking showfag
>>70641657
Maekar go home, Aegon and JonCon are great, so are based Duck and Halfmaester
>>70641655
>implying the book didn't plan on bringing the hound back too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaIwtO6VWCU
Why is this scene so based lads
>>70641678
It's a TV board you dumb cunt
See >>70640899
>>70640712
>>70640982
If it turns off plebby normies I am fine with it.
Are the Tommen leaks real?
>randall tarly probably figured out that sam stole the sword the second he left
Is sam fucked? Would they just hunt him down and poke his fat ass to death? Even if he gets to old town, what would protect him?
>>70641712
cleganebowl fucking confirmed
get hype
>>70641657
Yeah thank god they made Varys a Dany supporter instead of having a deeper motive
>>70641750
Like being an Aegon supporter ?
>It's a "the same fucking pointless arguments over and over again" edition
Why do I even bother anymore
>>70640899
fuck off reddit
>>70641750
As if Aegon was actually going to do anything of importance. He's the mummer's dragon which is why he was cut. Varys is an inferior dumb faggot, Baelish was always the real schemer.
>>70641735
probably. according to the leaks there will be a red wedding-esque event which will probably involve high sparrow and tyrell and wildfire. so when smirkfu die, tommen will suicide by jumping off somewhere
>>70641785
Because you have no life
>>70641662
>"And won't my bastard love that? Lady Walda is a Frey, and she has a fertile feel to her. I have become oddly fond of my fat little wife. The two before her never made a sound in bed, but this one squeals and shudders. I find that quite endearing. If she pops out sons the way she pops in tarts, the Dreadfort will soon be overrun with Boltons. Ramsay will kill them all, of course. That's for the best. I will not live long enough to see new sons to manhood, and boy lords are the bane of any House. Walda will grieve to see them die, though."
Lads, what if Tommen is actually a Baratheon?
>>70641766
>>70641792
Aegon is the rightful heir
go back to tumblr Danyfags
>>70641836
All the more reason for Dany to roast him
>>70641849
Aegon is a dumb worthless fuck who is going to be killed. Dany, whether you like it or not, is the song of Fire. Jon? The song of Ice.
A song of Ice and Fire.
>>70641785
What else would you be doing?
>>70640876
By rights it should pass to Tommen.
>>70641836
And Ned warged into Ser Pounce to defend the rightful King
It fits!
