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>"I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU, MY BROTHER, MY CAPTAIN.... MY KING."
.ITT: scenes women will never understand
>>70639067
"Aww they're friends now :3"
>>70639067
Maybe you should mansplain it
>>70639067
basically the Orc plot from the Warcraft movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBlA4l8it4o
>>70639098
>When your film sucks so much you need to make up an international conspiracy to market it.
Looking forward to Seth Rogan's retirement.
>>70639098
hahaha this movie was amazing! No idea why it never gets mentioned on /tv/
>>70639161
fuck off The Interview was a fresh piece of visual cinema that we had never seen anything like before - reminding me of Uwe Boll's Postal.
>>70639141
>Warcraft
> women will never understand
Top fucking kek, Warcraft always was made for normies, so they will understand "WE WUZ DA PROUD WARRIORZ" easily
The ending of Warcraft when Lothar rallies the alliance and screams FOR AZEROTH!!! FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!
>>70639141
>>70639227
/v/, please.
>>70639161
it wasn't much of a conspiracy, North Korea gets triggered by stupid crap like that all the time.
mfw aragorn then proceeds to wear those bracers of boromir's throughout the rest of the trilogy.
Also, that one living room scene from Raging Bull.
No woman ever will understand that
I'M A WOMAN AND I GET IT HE WAS SAD CAUSE THEY WERE DYING BRETHREN I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT I HATE THESE THREADS!!!!!
>>70639419
Literal proof that women don't get these scenes
How can you think so shallowly
>>70639419
LONDON
>>70639419
>HE WAS SAD
Huge oversimplification. They whole film Boromir constantly displayed disregard for Aragorn's leadership, his behaviour often bordering on contempt. Boromir considered himself a natural leader of Gondor, and while we are lead to believe that it was because he was jealous of Aragorn, it was actually because he was in deep admiration of him but was fearful to acknowledge it. However, as the film progressed, he began to realise that it was because Aragorn was no simple ranger that he wanted himself to believe, but was truly the king of Gondor.
>>70639067
This entire movie
The Thing
Spring Breakers
A bout de Souffle
All of these movies , women will never understand them
>>70639067
Thank god they didnt make those movies now. Thank god.
Remake. When?
>>70639067
>women will never know what it's like to be in a war! I do though from watching movies on my computer
>>70639067
weren't the writers for the films women?
>>70640023
>i'm ready to defend women on the internet at the drop of a hat
>tips fedora
>>70639636
I always found it disturbing in a work of fiction that it seems to be taken for granted that people of "royal" lineage are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership, and have some special right to rule
I'm sure there's some backstory in some corner of some unfinished book somewhere that details why the royal family has superpowers, but really pretty much the common reaction people had when they read LotR and found out he was descended from royalty they just though "oh, that's why he's super amazing at stuff" even though being royalty in real life usually just means you have birth defects and inbreeding
>>70639098
Shitty writing, but the way James Franco says "Boromir" is comedic greatness.
>>70639984
imagine the quips in that scene if it were made today.
>>70640136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2yePt-iEhE
>>70640023
>women know what it's like to be in a war! I know that from watching kurdshit propaganda on my computer
>>70639067
>ITT: scenes women will never understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6uNt6h3_bM
>Why did he go back?!?
>>70640089
He's a dunedain,half elf,which is why he has the longevity. Everything he knows was taught to him by the elfs,which is why he is better than men in a lot of stuff,but never better than elfs. Elfs are the truly hurr durr superamazing people in Lotr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeCNnbVYAQ
>>70640391
He has an attack of conscience for leaving the dying Mexican when he asked for agua.
>>70639098
epic moment
>>70639067
>ITT: scenes women will never understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE4C-Pbqo94
>implying women can understand anything
>>70639098
>DUDE I'M A COOL NERD NOT A NERD NERD
>>70640089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOnhBKPSuWA&nohtml5=False
>>70640089
>I always found it disturbing in a work of fiction that it seems to be taken for granted that people of "royal" lineage are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership, and have some special right to rule
>I'm sure there's some backstory in some corner of some unfinished book somewhere that details why the royal family has superpowers, but really pretty much the common reaction people had when they read LotR and found out he was descended from royalty they just though "oh, that's why he's super amazing at stuff" even though being royalty in real life usually just means you have birth defects and inbreeding
>>70640089
>I always found it disturbing in a work of fiction that it seems to be taken for granted that people of "royal" lineage are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership, and have some special right to rule
>I'm sure there's some backstory in some corner of some unfinished book somewhere that details why the royal family has superpowers, but really pretty much the common reaction people had when they read LotR and found out he was descended from royalty they just though "oh, that's why he's super amazing at stuff" even though being royalty in real life usually just means you have birth defects and inbreeding
>>70640089
Fantastic post
>>70640089
>>70640423
saw a girl post screencaps from this scene on her tumblr
Nice try, but Twin Peaks is female hipster territory
>I always found it disturbing in a work of fiction that it seems to be taken for granted that people of "royal" lineage are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership, and have some special right to rule
>I'm sure there's some backstory in some corner of some unfinished book somewhere that details why the royal family has superpowers, but really pretty much the common reaction people had when they read LotR and found out he was descended from royalty they just though "oh, that's why he's super amazing at stuff" even though being royalty in real life usually just means you have birth defects and inbreeding
>>70640738
That doesn't mean they understand it, it's just empty posturing
>>70640089
Because they had more resources to train and eat. Peasants can't afford to spend time to actually learn how to fight you fucking serf.
>>70640089
>/brit/ memes have spread this far
What can men do against such reckless hate?
>>70640738
LOTR is female hipster territory too. So what?
>>70640180
not funny
>>70640662
>LMAO THEY'RE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER DUDE xDDD
almost verbatim when I saw this with my dudebro roommates
>>70640089
It's a trope left over from when novels and paintings were actually commissioned by royalty themselves.
>>70640089
>>70640089
They're of "royal" lineage BECAUSE they are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership and live far longer. It's no surprise that the ubermensch on humans ended up in a position of ruling
>>70641156
*of humans
>>70640089
Why post about something you quite clearly know nothing about?
>>70641156
you mean their forefathers bribed the right people and now they're probably fucked up from inbreading
>>70641263
No, I mean they're literally naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership and live longer because the Dunedain are descended from elves.
Well there goes the thread, gg
>>70640089
Money = access to better food, education and training.
All it is.
From what I've gathered that women will never understand:
War
Honor
Oath
Nationalism
Sexual frustration
>>70643415
Pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak9juZMO0A4
>>70639067
Why was aragirn fucking around in the woods if he was heir to the throne and the last king was dead? They never explained this
>>70640089
Well in fantasy you have this thing where royals have special abilities.
This goes back, way back through narrative.
Like king arthur is a perfect example, he is holy and has a special sword and his kingdom is tied to his character.
>>70643636
He didn't want to be king of a race of assholes. But then he's forced into it.
>>70639098
this is a funny moment but neckbeards on tv will say it was reddit
Women don't understand revenge at all.
Revenge for women is something they try to avoid. It's always something about karma bullshit. They are bunch of pussies.
Men take revenge to the heart. They ruin someone's livelihood or kill someone for it. That's going "too far".
>>70643415
add friendship and spot on
>>70643904
You sound like a woman. Guys tend to work things out.
>>70643904
And the original Medea was a man. I see.
>>70644008
>Friendship
This so much.
Women bitch and moan about their "friends" a lot. I once asked why she even hangs out them, no comment.
>>70643904
I think that's the other way.
>>70639161
Fuck your face faggot with your shitty taste
>>70640412
>Half-Elf
>>70645412
elf genes are entirely dominant, they carry through the whole way
>>70639419
Nope you have a vaginer you'll never get it. women can't have friends har har har har
>>70640089
I hope everything you microwave stays cold in the center.
>>70645412
No Elf maidens were claimed by his Dunadain ancestors for 39 generations? I call bullshit.
>>70639098
Wow fuck these guys.
>>70640023
>comparing arab women to degenerate white whores
>>70640089
Someone who's trained from childhood for the role of leadership is better equipped to manage a nation's affairs than a peasant who won a popularity contest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39a_J-f1oGs
>>70640321
Chekhov's landmine
>>70643904
Sounds like you don't understand revenge either. Revenge is petty.
>>70639984
>>70640147
>there was not a single nonwhite character in the entire LOTR trilogy (random extras who die after less than 1 min screen time and are covered in make up don't count)
Can you imagine the butthurt if it came out now?
Plus as the Hobbit showed, the studio will say "lol no save some money and CGI that shit" to anything that requires more than 30 mins of makeup.
>>70640412
He's not a half elf, his nearest elf ancestor is far removed from him, he' just a Dunedain. Also whilst Elves are fairly superamazing in LoTR they're also terribly flawed beings. They lack free will in certain regards, they're nothing without magic and they exist in a world where magic is dying, in fact, Elves only get to exist in Middle Earth because of Sauron's rings, so there's another flaw, they're dumb fucks who are blinded by their own greed to keep their Empire and numerous Kingdoms alive in Middle Earth even though they were supposed to fuck off 1,000 years ago.
>watching The Last Samurai with gf
>this scene happens
>Ugh, this movie is so stupid why does he keep getting up? Stay down or you're gonna get brain damage, this movie makes no sense
What is wrong with womens brains that they can't understand what such a simple scene conveys?
>>70639207
>Warcraft always was made for normies
>always was made for normies
>made for normies
You are a liar
>>70639067
>ITT: scenes women will never understand
Or straight men.
>>70648997
women detected
>>70648603
The movie isn't paying attention to her.
Not a movie but all the fangirls in the world will never understand a moment like this.
>be 9
>watching the Iron Giant in class
>Suuuuperman.webm
>little girl pipes up "This is dumb. Why didn't they just shoot another missile at the first missile?"
Fucking females.
>>70647318
They are actually the backwards mountain monkeys known as kurds
>>70639696
Underrated post, that movie was 10 years ahead of times.
>>70649418
You know female writers/directors ruined that show by turning it into a "let's have talks and heart to hearts scene every episode". It went from one of the manliest shows on TV in the first three seasons to openly gay later on.
>>70649418
>women dont understand dumbpernatural
That show is basically for women man.
>>70649524
Fuck, I just had to rewatch that scene.i cried
>>70640423
I legit tear up every time I watch this scene. Fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-iPiN_YHjY
The Friday Night Lights movie is kind of depressing. The town sucks, the way the adults live through these teens is creepy as fuck. But this scene made the whole movie click.
>>70649524
>why didn't he just transform and shoot the nuke with his lasers
>>70639419
Calm down Peggy Sue
>>70643904
other way around actually
>>70651202
Not really, men work out petty things while women get caught up on them, like if one of them said something to the other that they took the wrong way, they would go into a hissy fit and spread rumours or whatever. But if something is taken from a man by another man, the victim knows he must get it back out of respect for himself. It's just hardwired in out brains that way, like how we try to fix everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlrQ23PU-aU
Women will probably get this scene but it fucking kills me none the less
Assuming this isn't drunk-bitching/baiting what kind of fucked up women have you people been hanging around to have these kinds of impressions about their thought processes?
Even as a kissless virgin I feel I oughta be counting my blessings
>>70639419
>Doesn't actually get it
>doesn't understand that it's about loyalty, about serving one's leader/king and being proud to die for the fatherland
>>70639161
I liked it. But I loved this is the end
>>70651576
You ought to since you never served faggot
>>70639067
>''I will not let your people fail''
>''...Our people''
>proud glimmer of hope on his face
>reaches for his sword as he dies
Fuck, everytime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUii9ZkW-lI
>>70640089
>this is what egalitarians actually believe
L M A O
>>70639098
I enoyed all 3-4 lotr references
>>70639067
Tears in my eyes when Aragorn talks about "our people"
