You've had a few days to calm down, can you admit it was one of the best episodes in years?
Did this rusty nut bastard save Top Gear?
>>70636848
>I find it hilarious that people who have never made a show in their lives then presume what is wrong with the making of a television programme
Jesus christ, is he for real?
>>70636848
Nope.jpeg
Chris Evans is terrible. I had no idea who he was before this but his style is utterly grating.
I genuinely thought Matt LeBlanc was going to suck but he's been the only thing making watching worthwhile and is actually a pretty decent host.
They can easily save the show by making Matt, Sabine, and that old Irish dude from the last ep the hosts but I think the BBC has too much riding on Evans to make that much-needed change.
>>70636905
>you can't criticise something unless you've done it yourself
I'm so sick of this retarded logic and it's always the absolute last resort of someone who's losing the argument.
>>70636905
That explains why no car reviews have appeared on the show, he needs to build one himself before he can give valid criticism.
New TG has some neat elements
Chris is not one of them
>>70636980
Kek
>>70636979
With the logic Chris Evans can't criticize some cars since he's never made one :^)
Dude should've stayed home and jerked off to his car collection
>>70637030
He did, why do you think they're all white?
>how do you plebs know what a good show is ¦:¬) you've never even made a tv show ¦:¬) ¦:¬) ¦:¬)
Yeah, that's how you'll win the hearts and minds of your audience
He is going through the several stages of depression with each passing episode
>https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/737700804547743744
DENIAL
>https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/739790145940033537
ANGER
Bargaining is next
>>70637204
>N..next week on Top Gear I'll get slimed, that'll be funny right! You all want to see me get humiliated on TV right!?
>>70636848
Nice bait, but I'll bite anyway.
Others have already pointed out his absurd logic, but I'd urge Evans to ask himself one question.
What is being criticised?
If he were honest with himself he'd see it isn't the format, his co-host or even the more obvious scripting.
There is one thing and one thing alone making the new series bad.
Him.
Remove Evans. Even a show hosted just by Stig and Matt would be vastly better.
Old TG will always be superior and when Grand Tour arrives, same deal. But to make current Top Gear watchable the BBC needs to only do one thing.
Fire Evans.
needs more celebrity guests desu
that'll fix the thing
more celebrity guests, always more
BBC'S GONNA FACT!
>>70637287
Nah, it wasn't bait, it was pure sarcasm because of his bullshit "People love it, I promise, me mum told me it was brilliant!"
I don't think the BBC expected it to go over well, I have a feeling they planned a subpar relaunch and plan to ride it out for a couple of years, then they'll replace the presenters with better ones so the show artificially seems to get a thousand times better.
FACT
>>70637287
>There is one thing and one thing alone making the new series bad.
>Him.
FACT.
>>70636848
I have that exact bike coat.
>>70637437
JUST
>>70636848
All this grief Chris Evans brings on himself. All he really has to do is be genuine, and grow a little wit & charisma.
A mandatory blunt session for him before the show should be in the contract.
>>70637402
The problem with that strategy is Grand Tour.
Why wait out a shit storm when you could just watch the show you want?
ring me when they fire this ginger old lesbian looking guy
I'll never forgive him for running over those homeless people back in 1999 and getting away with it
>>70637484
I think the BBC are so out of touch that they expected poor feedback, but not the shitstorm they got, they have to weather it out either way now.
They clearly shat themselves when the old trio got their act together and hit the ground running, I think the BBC expected a year or two before the Grand Tour was ready. That's why they ended up cutting this season short to try and catch up when they realised how wrong they were.
To their defense, who would expect Clarkson Hammond and May to get their act together so fast and have a production team ready so quickly?
>>70637581
>who would expect Clarkson Hammond and May to get their act together so fast and have a production team ready so quickly?
The power of friendship :3
>>70637434
Yep.
There's a list as long as your arm of BBC stars that nobody seems to like but somehow carve out decades long careers. They've survived by presenting mostly light entertainment pap. Now Evans has invaded your dad's favourite friendship simulator and he won't be made welcome.
>>70637581
>why did they old crew get their act together so soon?
Revenge is a great motivator.
>>70637611
That and they actually give a shit about cars and the type of show they made. Passion will power your through almost any obstacle which is what Nu-Gear lacks entirely.
They couldn't even hold my attention for ten minutes, for this second episode.
>>70636848
Chris Evans (the UK ginger) sounds like a BvS fan "ooh new Top Gear is automotive kino man, if you don't like it it's because you don't understand it!"
Who is this faggot anyway?
I think he showed up on the real top gear once and let May drive his ferrari.
Tell me bongs. Who is he and why is he so inferior to the American Chris Evans
>>70637581
>Make a group with a well established fanbase and success unemployed
>they get a new show quickly
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
what's wrong with the BBC?
>>70637611
>>70637667
>>70637668
These and good business sense on the part of Amazon. Giving consumers what we want.
>>70637757
He seems to be that dude that networks push despite being universally hated by all viewers.
They seem to exist in every country. A interesting phenomena
>>70637757
>let May drive his ferrari.
he came on boasting he bought it for £12m. Had a moan about May wanting to drive it and then sold it for over £25m
he buys cars just because they're pretty
>>70636848
>I'm right and everybody else is wrong
Jesus just end it already
>>70637757
Some ginger radio cunt who got his cock out for a gameshow.
>>70636848
Does anyone else remember that radio station on GTA (SA i think it was) with the tag line of "we tell you what's good then play it until you agree" I think that's the media strategy he is going for me.
>>70637757
He a radio show dj or some such shit.
The real question is...why him? People going 20 years back hated this guy. He has zero charisma...FACT.
>>70636905
so half of top gear is bunk since the bbc does not build cars.
checkmate atheists.
>>70636972
Matt is stiff as fuck, though. I'm genuinely surprised at how stilted his lines feel when he's so good at acting carefree usually.
I've never cared for the expensive-car-commercial-version of Top Gear, and so far it looks like that's all this show is going to be. I want to see some people drive through africa in a beat-up car with modifications and zany challenges, not in a brand new car that easily gets every problem fixed and where the challenges are just another sales pitch for the cars' add-ons.
>>70637757
In the 90's England was so bleak that the populous needed to see how life could be worse, so an absolutely shit TV show staring the ginger freak was made to boost British moral.
People were so happy to see their lives weren't shit that the ratings were pretty okay, the ginger freak sold his production company and faded away.
The BBC in all of their usual brilliance thought people actually liked the cunt, so they paid him more money than god to be on the radio and thus he stayed "relevant" for years until he got the job on Top Gear because the BBC were running out of options.
>>70637802
>literally the Jay Leno of Brittainbut at least Leno has the simpletons' hearts'
>>70637866
I'm surprised they even brought in in Matt. I wish I could've been in the room when they made their decisions.
>>70636848
Yea in the same way Moffat "saved" Dr Who, by taking it over and turning it into his own horse-drawn ego chariot.
>>70637828
>>70637871
Evans clearly has dirt on someone at the BBC.
Maybe a pedo ring.
>>70637905
>Shit guys, we need someone famous because this ginger fuck is going to ruin us
>GUYS WE ASKED AN AMERICAN AND HE SAID YES THE MAD FUCKER
>Get him in here now and make him sign before he sees what we're doing, GO GO GO!
The rest is history.
>>70637905
He's got British connections from Episodes and he's a big fan of cars, plus they wanted to distance themselves from the previous format. Not that weird, really.
Matt can definitely deliver the lines better, though. I chalk it up to him not being used with being in the presenter role.
>>70637943
Pounds > dollars
Can you blame him? I'd do the same thing knowing this can't ruin my American television career.
>>70637943
That said, LeBlanc would work better if he had someone to bounce off. If it was literally him and Stig, with Stig just nodding and gesticulating, there would be better chemistry and more laughs.
Evans visibly makes LeBlanc uncomfortable.
Why isn't there a petition to get Evans off the show?
>>70638040
That would be fucking priceless
>>70637905
I'm actually surprised Matt didnt tell them to fuck right off. He doesnt need the money, and he was friends enough with May, Hammond & Clarkson. And he's no dummy. But maybe that was it. He would have immediately understood what a short-term gig the new show might be.
>>70637866
He's stiff when he has to deal with Chris Evans' autism (the weird intro where Chris ran across the studio to Matt and gave a high five, the dig at Jeremy Clarkson using the 20 pooinaloos on top of a car, Matt wheeling him out Chris in a hospital bed, etc.) meanwhile he's great when alone or with someone who isn't an autist (his offroader review was great and so was his interaction with guest Tiny with Jay Z versus Jay Zed)
>>70638040
Where do you think we are?
4chan has ruined the lives of the mighty on a whim. C'mon Anoymous, i'm pleading with you. Axe the ginger already.
>>70638040
Yeah, because Evans didnt like matt fron the start, threw a fit and tried to fire him, & the bbc had to step in and remind evans he doesnt have the power and needs to be a big boy and learn to get along with his coworkers. It got ugly as fuck, and it shows in their chemisry.
>>70638066
I know right?
#EvansOutStigIn
>>70637581
>To their defense, who would expect Clarkson Hammond and May to get their act together so fast and have a production team ready so quickly?
BBC certainly didn't help that along by hiring an asshole that the Top Gear production team hated so much they left to go work for the three amigos and amazon instead.
>>70637581
>To their defense, who would expect Clarkson Hammond and May to get their act together so fast and have a production team ready so quickly?
How hard could it be?
>>70638104
>and gave a high five
>mfw all the awkward high fives where one of the people grasped the other's hand
People who grip the other person's hand after a high five should have a finger cut off at a knuckle for each offense, until they've either learnt their lesson or are unable to do it.
>>70638141
If we can't even get the ball rolling, what good are we?
>>70638104
>>70638172
Why the fuck was he allowed to stay?
How long until they have to hire people to be the audience because no one even wants the free tickets?
>>70638231
>Why the fuck was he allowed to stay?
He adopts the "correct" political stance. Also as a redhead he's almost a minority, so he's basically immune to discipline in the BBC.
>>70638104
A senior female producer cried after being shouted at? That's so fucking pathetic.
>>70638284
The BBC charter states they exist to serve the public. If we the public decree we want Evans out, then those bastards should listen.
>>70638172
Source?
>>70638342
Chris Evans' mum is the public, and she likes him, so they've fulfilled that criteria.
>>70636848
Has one man EVER been on the damage control train more than Chris 'FACT' Evans?
>>70638390
Maybe Paul Feig.
>>70638388
You think we can't outvote one mother?
Surely I'm not the only one here who thinks even Normies would be on board....?
>>70638342
That's the problem all over, anon. You're certainly a member of the public but people like you aren't nearly numerous enough to have the effect you're hoping for.
>>70638254
>implying the audience hasn't always been paid extras
![350FA43E00000578-3631727-image-a-1_1465404534176[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W0MKhGt.jpg "350FA43E00000578-3631727-image-a-1_1465404534176[1].jpg")
Did he get fired already?
>>70638286
you shouldn't have any trouble acknowledging the same about clarkson crying when he didn't get a steak then
>>70638348
Sisters a PA for a personality on the show.
Google it and you'll find details, complete with official damage control announcements.
>>70638231
>what good are we?
Do you really *want* an answer to that question, anon?
>>70638462
He cried about not getting a steak?
Yes that's fucking pathetic.
>>70638434
People like US, Anon. Like US. You saw Twitter after ep.1, even Carol Vorderman was saying what a joke evans was. There IS common feeling against him. There exists a desire for change. We can start it. All of us.
>>70638462
>Worked hard for 14 hours in the cold wet filth, maybe has cancer, hungry, wants a warm meal, dealing with lazy micks
>Got told off because her writing is shit tier
They don't conflate as well as you seem to think.
Post YFW Grand Tour is ambitious but rubbish
>>70638500
>People like US, Anon. Like US
That's what I said ie you and a number of other people that doesn't bear investigation because if you'd find it dishearteningly small.
(Not me. Fuck Top Gear.)
>>70638541
>>70638514
You're right. It's even better.
>>70638569
>Muh apathy
>Muh assumption of defeat
No, fuck you.
You have no right to complain about Top Gear if you aren't willing to even voice that complaint directly.
>>70638498
i dont believe he cried, that doesnt sound like him
>>70638498
He didn't quite cry, what he did was he slapped the shit out of a guy, got him and his mates a pay raise and removed the BBC oversight so they had more creative control.
>>70638680
Exhaustion does funny things to your brain.
>>70638728
Ha! What a cuck.
>>70638644
>aren't willing to even voice that complaint directly
Good point. I'd forgotten how that's only all right when you and assclowns like you do it anonymously on /tv/.
>>70638541
>mfw it's just car commercials in exotic locales because Amazon needs to pay the bills
FACT
A
C
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>>70638728
O-oh yeah it was all part of J-Jezza's brilliant plan to get fired by the BBC!
Come on mate, he's a class act on this show but it's not like he punched that producer for any other reason than him freaking out like a diva over a steak. Let's not pretend that he was thrilled about losing his BBC job either. It was a cosy gig, even if he did have to watch his language at times.
>>70638762
Nigga, Amazon could throw away the money they're spending on the Grand Tour and make it back in less than a day.
I'm not sure if a cock transplant is as simple as it sounds, I've not seen any stories of it being successful.
>>70638462
>her majesty's top professional catering company
>no hot food after 6pm
>>70638838
They COULD, but they wouldn't WANT to, because they're about making money. The BBC is not, or at least not to the same degree.
anyone got any young top gear pictures? i wanna see clarkson in his prime
>>70638452
it's really weird when old guys try to dress as trendy teenagers
>>70638514
why deal with "lazy micks" when you can deal with other non-brits like your friends from south asia
>>70638879
>mfw i'd watch if all the cars were priced under $60,000
>mfw the best shows featured someone's used piece of shit
>>70639065
Yeah, all the best stuff has been when they've used beat-up old cars with no air-conditioning in a difficult environment, or had to heavily modify a car/camper and drive it through the rain in britain.
There's just no point when it's just some bloke sitting in a new car where everything is working perfectly, talking about how nice the car is to get some sad fuck to buy it.
>>70638762
>>mfw it's just car commercials in exotic locales
Hasn't every odd episode a 'travel with gimmick cars' and every even episode a 'travel (somewhere in britain) with gimmick cars for like 5 seasons now?
>>70639137
Gimmick cars>>>>luxury car commercials
>>70638421
Paul Feig (and other Female Ghostbusters-related people) isn't doing any damage control whatsoever. They're telling the original Ghostbusters fans to fuck off and make way for the new fans.
>>70639194
How is saying "People don't hate it because it's bad, it's just sexism!" not damage control?
They're trying to deflect any and all criticism so the movie doesn't bomb in the first weekend.
>>70636848
Top Gear is fine in theory, the problem is you, you overpaid ginger fuckwit.
>mfw a rich betabux fucked Billie Piper so he thinks he's some cool charismatic guy that people love
Listen here you rancid little fuck she sucked your cock because you were her sugar daddy stop being a fuckwit
>>70639167
The Veyron vs plane race was clearly a commercial for the Bugatti Veyron,and it worked while being entertaining.
>>70639065
I agree with this. Even the road trip through italy with hot hatches was brilliant
>>70636848
>Chris Evans
All this time i was thinking captain america was hosting the new Top Gear.
>>70639194
He should fuck off and make a new film if he doesn't want old fans.
>>70639137
Hmm, I wonder what cars are made for
>>70636905
>you can't criticize hitler if you haven't been hitler yourself
>>70639531
Seriously though, if he'd started with blacks it would have gone much smoother.
Why are UK 'men' so uncharismatic?
I'm under the impression that many British presenters are shouty, effeminate and a tad gayer than your average TV show host. It seems you thrive on having insufferable, hyperactive lemmings who take it up the ass as presenters. Can any Brits confirm this? Is this a well-received thing on British television?
>>70639647
>>70639664
no to everything
>>70639485
Not 90% of the shit on Top Gear that's for sure.
>>70639686
The exception that proves the rule
>>70639664
No that's just for quotas.
>>70639782
>>70639664
>It's a panel show and literally all but 1 of the 'men' are these weird beta feminine types
Anytime a real bloke is on he gets harrassed for being masculine until he admits he sucked a cock in college and they accept him ino the tribe
>>70639867
source?
>>70636905
He's only giving you the FACTS though. You really cant argue with the FACTS.
>>70639782
exceptions don't prove rules you fucking imbecille
>>70640038
That's a FACT
>>70639647
>uncharismatic
>get all the best roles in American TV & Film.
If Americans didn't think being an obnoxious cunt counted as Charisma (t.Trump) you'd see this.
>>70636848
>one of the best episodes in years
the best episode in years was leaving hammond on that mountain
>>70637866
Their first real challenge series is going to feel weird. If they even bother to do those anymore.
>>70639266
He fucked Billie Piper? That is so not fantastic.
>>70640055
you need to be 18 to post here faggot kid
>cunt
FACT.
>manlet
FACT.
>ginger prick
FACT.
>cuck
FACT.
>>70637813
a.k.a. real radio
>>70638254
>>70638445
there used to be a 10 year queue to be in the audience, me and my dad had been waiting till 2018, we're not going to go now.
>>70640270
>manlet
>6'2
wat
>>70640424
Don't let FACTS get in the way of shitposting.
>>70640424
Didn't you hear? Anything below 6'7 is a manlet-tier
>>70638982
clarkson - motorworld
his old show
>>70640265
great reply 10/10
>>70639231
I dunno. Just ignoring criticism and screaming misogyny isn't my idea of damage control. I've not read one word from them talking about the new Adam Sandler/Melissa McCarthy/Scary Movie toilet humor approach. It's always "wow, you must don't like women, virgin!" with these people.
>>70636848
i really can't stand chris evans. everything else is alright, but this guy. i don't get him.
What will his reaction be after the numbers drop another third for the next episode?
>>70640642
lol
>>70640642
>Vilified Top Gear host Chris Evans found dead in his home. Police suspect no foul play.
>>70640724
d-did he kill himself?
>>70640957
Yes. A sad day indeed for all fans of new and improved Top Gear.
>>70640642
What an edgy freak
>>70640257
I think he fucked her when she was 16 or 17, so yeah, it's fantastic.
>>70641096
>>70637461
if he could just shut up... it would make him seem a lot less unlikable.
This guys entire attitude is "shouting" every time, all the time.
>>70641239
Look how happy she is at his misery
>>70641239
i think he is on the wrong show.
Its pretty obvious he isnt really a petrol-head, he is just a collector, he likes how things look and the attention they get him, nothing more.
>>70640270
>He's a cunt
Seems to be the universal response to the question "What do you think of Chris Evans?"
>>70641239
>>70641283
>Y'alright Captain Fairy? Dog's bollocks yer a shite and a half.
>>70640642
who the FUCK just sits on the ground like that?
is he autistic?
>>70638462
pretty sure he didnt cry but got angry and hit a guy to make himself feel better.
nothing pathetic about that.
>>70641387
Chris Evans is NOT autistic. That's a FACT. I'm just giving you the FACTS.
>>70641387
Not only that but he brought a wine glass with him.
At least if it was a wine bottle he was drinking out of you might think "oh he was so despondent he couldn't even make it home"
but no, he actually planned to go drink on the sidewalk
My god. I think I just found Britain's version of Gregg "Opie" Hughes.
>>70640424
The ginger complexion naturally deducts 4 inches by default.
The black rimmed glasses deduct another inch.
>5'7" manlet
>>70641477
>>70641387
>they've never had a nice glass of wine while sitting on the sidewalk near grabage
>>70636848
Get the fuck out shill
It was awful beyond words.
Ditch Chris Evans and it might be acceptable. Not good, just ok.
>>70641742
>>70641477
>>70641424
>>70641403
I mean it almost looks like it is some ruse for paparazzis.
Blows my mind.
>>70637803
>buys cars just because they're pretty
you mean like everyone else that buys luxury cars?
>>70636848
>le viewing figures doesnt matter
I fucking guarantee you, when the first ep of The Grand Tour will have low ratings (understandable, nobody uses Amazon Prime), he will compare the views.
screencap this
F
>>70641898
>not buying luxury cars for the comfiness
wtf I hate british chris evans now!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>70642119
why does his face turn red
I don't think Top Gear is the right show for this guy.
>>70642186
ginger genes
>>70641283
FACT
>>70642186
Driving fast made him sick
>>70641329
Doesn't he keep all his cars behind glass cases like some nerd with their toy collection?
>>70642274
DEJA VU
how do we save top gear?
>>70642920
leave top gear to me
>>70642920
>hammond wearing a cowboy hat
![357-clarkson[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jj4sqjg.jpg "357-clarkson[1].jpg")
Maybe some people hated Clarkson, but they kept watching.
Evans is actively driving people away.
>>70636905
Gosh guys, I've never been Prime Minister so I'd better stop calling David Cameron a fat useless pig fucking tax dodging prick.
>>70637772
You realise that that Anon isn't actually the BBC, right?
>>70637871
FACT
>>70643050
>Evans
>actively driving
>>70643050
Clarkson is a dick, but hes not doing it to antagonize, hes doing it because its funny, its bantz. Evans misses the point of bantz and just rips on people, he comes across as a mean little shit
>youre quite a large gentleman, do you think we should factor that into your laptime?
vs
>youre fat, FACT. No wonder you had a slow laptime. Lay off the pork pies and suppers m8.
Take the piss, dont just insult people.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3631727/Top-Gear-host-Chris-Evans-hits-skids-spotted-drinking-street-just-days-loses-audience-episode-two.html
JUST
>>70642949
Goddammit, now im going to have to pirate it.
If they'd gone thru netflix or even apple, thats something everyone already has. I'm not buying another fucking service.
>>70642067
If you think they're comfy you haven't seen the show.
May drove the California and despite it being his dream car, for literally 50 years, he was terrified taking it out on the public roads.
At one point a bunch of school kids run up to him because they recognize him, and he visibly starts sweating and raises his voice at them (very unlike him)
>yfw BBC buys The Grand Tour to air it on their Channel like all foreign networks will
Do they really believe Swedish/Indian/Belgian networks is gonna buy Top Gear without the lads? No One outside the UK knows who he is or find hon remotely likeable.
As someone else suggested, might as well cast David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry to co-host with Leblanc
>>70636905
>>I find it hilarious that people who have never made a show in their lives then presume what is wrong with the making of a television programme
You can't criticize rapists because you'ne never raped anyone! You can't criticize critics because you've never written a review! You can't criticize Hitler because you've never killed 6 million jews yourself!
>>70644251
CUTE!that'snot a guy, right?
>>70636979
Can't criticize milk if you are not a cow.
>>70643966
does everything look that gray in the UK?
>>70644371
>he hasn't killed 6 million jews
>>70641404
That's pretty fucking pathetic, Anon.
>>70637581
Well Hammond and May both have like, 3 other TV shows going right now so they have the connections to get a crew together. Clarkson is the only one, that I am aware of, that doesn't have another show.
>>70640642
How do those legs even hold him up?
>>70641283
She's probably the one who cried when he shouted at her.
>>70639817Hello.
>>70637461
>>70637413
Did he really say
>Look at these amazing viewing figures
and then
>Viewing figures mean nothing
?
>>70636972
Get Gordon Ramsey with Matt and Eddie
>>70643142
>pig fucking, tax dodging
You should stop calling him that because they never happened More like.
>>70636848
What is the show top gear even about?
>>70651333
>implying
He's just really unlikable.
I'm getting worried that the CHM show will be ugly as shit because Top Gear clearly got the guys who did the visuals as it's still beautiful to look at
>>70644460If she's a cute, does it matter?
>>70652899
she's a lewd
>>70653259
post more of this qt
>>70640395
Maybe he can go with his wife's son instead
>watch first episode to see how bad it is
>it thoroughly meets my expectations
>don't watch it anymore
When is the Grand Tour?
>>70643892
The second quote was funnier
>>70643966
Looks like water desu
>>70637866
Matt is drunk and trying to hide it
>>70636905
>WOW, DID YOU MAKE A VIDEOGAME BEFORE, THEN YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE IT LOL
Poor guy is already resorting to Youtube comment-tier arguments.
