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Once his show premiers on Adult Swim, will he sell out like every other 4chan user who gets big?
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>>70628798
Yes because associating with 4chan in the real world is the stupidest thing you could ever do.
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>>70628798
>4chan user who gets big.

Has never happened, will never happen. We hang out here because we've already failed, and this is where our dreams come to die.
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>>70628798
He already made a post on his subreddit last week saying to stop making fun of ethan klein (h3h3) because you're embarassing him(sam)
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>>70628798
Hit me with another 4chan user who has gotten big fampai
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he dropped KSTV recently which was full of his most extreme political shit
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>>70628896
>Taylor Swift
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>>70628967
notch is as big as you can get. a fucking billionaire indie game developer that is world famous
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>>70628967
No matter who I say you'll claim they don't count.
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>>70628970
Relevance?
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>>70628896
This desu
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>>70628967
I did/am.
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>>70628896
>deadmau5
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>>70628896
>Has never happened
Boxxy. Notch , moot
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>>70629014
Dawg I can't even drink in America and I'm old enough to have been around for when Taylor Swift was on /b/
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>>70628967
>Hit me with another 4chan user who has gotten big fampai

linetrap
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>>70629105
>>70629094
>gotten big
ok then olivia munn counts
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>>70628896
Don't project yourself on me, loser. My parents are rich.
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>>70628830
This.
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>>70628967
Pewdiepie. And to prove OP' point, he became a total fucking faggot.
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>>70628798
I'm not even playing...I have no idea who that is. Yes I can filename but I don't recognize that name, or his picture.
Anyway, fuck you. KYS faggot.
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>>70629280
>>70629005
Quick question for you two. How do you know they pooted around in this webzone before they reached fame?
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>>70629551

he used to post on /v/ to get feedback on his new game he was creating (minecraft)

You can probably find screencaps on the web if you look hard enough

here is a link to a redditor crying that he goes on 4chan and doesnt witness kiddies on his forum instead.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/dumuq/notch_vs_4chan_notch_is_a_4channer_and_he_posts/
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>>70629699
Aye, fair enough.
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>>70628970
She only discovered 4chan after she was famous so that doesn't count.
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>>70629774
How the fuck did you not know this? How new are you?
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>>70629005
Who? So obviously you are wrong.
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>>70629081
I'm 28 and I only have a a vague idea of who that is anyone older then me I know has no idea so that doesn't count.
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>>70629094
No one outside of 4chan knows who these people are. So they don't count.
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>>70629908
Not my fault you're new to the internet, summerchild.
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>>70629164
That isn't your own personal achievement faggot. Can't wait to see you on the news after you killed your parents because their money couldn't buy you happiness.
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>>70629984
>No one outside of 4chan knows who the creator of Minecraft is
Nice meme.
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>>70630002
Not every 4chan user is an autistic speglord or 12 young man. Once you get older you will understand this. Older people can tend to fall out of touch with shit that doesn't matter at all in the larger scope of things.
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Even the creator of this shitty website disowned us for sjw cred.
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>>70629906
I guess I'm not that interested in gaming gossip.
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>>70628798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R890wISHwG4

all you need to know on the subject.
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>>70629094
add pewdiepie to the list
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if you think average people know who notch is youre fucked in the head. They dont know normal people dont even know who made GTA or call of duty which are way bigger than minecraft
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>>70630297
The Benz
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>>70630096
Not everyone plays video games and a large percentage of people who do couldn't tell you the creator of there fav game. I enjoy lots of games and I could probably tell you the studio that produced them but not the creator and I can't think of any real world friends I could call up that would know who that is off the cuff.
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>>70630297
This. At most they'd have seen his face somewhere and would go "ahh, notch, that guy who made that game." if you showed them a pic of him.
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>>70630297
Why are their dozens of stories on him on CNN, Forbes, etc?

Are those companies only viewed by 4chan redpillers?
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>>70628970
>implying
Waifufags should be shot in the legs and rounded up in a truck that brings them to a starving pig pen with closed off entrances.
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>>70628798

I thought Sam has said he has literally never posted on 4chan before, and that he was a big newgrounds user instead.

Sam is like what, 31 years old now? What fucking 31 year old browses 4chan?
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>>70628967
Lorde
Notch
Boxxy
Bailey Jay
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Fuck off, Sam. Nobody gives a shit.
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>>70628967
paul dano
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>>70630428
29 and married and employed here. I started back in 2007 and I rarely post anymore but still visit a few boards at night before I go to sleep to keep up with shit I am interested in.

The older you get the less you post, but nonetheless, you really are here forever
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>>70629067
You're a big guy?
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>>70628967
Will Toledo of Car Seat Headrest
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>>70630428
>What fucking 31 year old browses 4chan
the oldfags. 4chan has been around for 11 years.
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>>70630428
He's a comedian, he was joking. He posts on this very board, /tv/, pretty often, openly staying it's him.
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>>70629280
4 million dollars a year for acting like a retard on camera I mean wouldn't you? also he's proven a point by moving out of sweden to keep his money instead of the sweden government taking most of it and spending it on mudslimes.
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>>70630548
More like 13
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>>70628967
Literally everyone here is forgetting Demau5
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>>70630611
Not saying I wouldn't do it, just that it's dictionary definition selling out.
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>>70628896
Bailey Jay.
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Literally anyone right of center politically has probably browsed 4chan, especially young folks.
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>>70630548

Except oldfags always leave. It's a continuous cleansing of users. If you are seriously browsing this place in your 30s I sincerely feel sorry for you.

Maybe sam browsed this place in 2005 or something but that was before MDE even existed.
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>>70630822
You're fucking retarded or extremely new. He posts on /tv/ to shill himself all the time.
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>>70630230
That motherfucker was the cover of forbes, he was all over in other magazines. He's been pop culture for years,practically. It's okay to not know about someone but don't fucking act like you're all above either.
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>>70630822
Man, get over yourself faggot, I've seen guys here with families and successful lives. Not everyone comes here to sulk like you, cunt.
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>>70630908
chill
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>>70630822
how much of an underage faggot do you have to be to find it so bizarre that someone 30 years old could be using 4chan? What exactly do you think 30 year olds do? Do you think every single person magically turns into some model archetype of a no-fun-allowed responsible adult when they reach 30? Of course when you're 30 you have generally have less time to do things, but that doesn't mean your previous interests magically disappear.

Assuming 4chan is still around 20 years from now, i'm sure you'll still be here, my underage friend.
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>>70630428
Get over yourself. Oldfags browse this board. Someone has to balance the autism levels. Why wouldn't older people & retirees be interested in anonymous discussion on multiple topics like everybody else? Top kek
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>>70630961

Man you must be past 30 or something cause I obviously hit a nerve. I hope you have a nice day selling Toyotas and the car dealership tomorrow.
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>>70630822
oldfags dont leave son we just fade into the shadows and lurk
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>>70630908
lol get a load of this guy

your hobby is shit and no one cares
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>>70628967
Allison Harvard aka Creepychan
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>>70631059
>>70631043
>>70631088


Lmao holy shit is /tv/ really full of these people. Now I can image it perfectly, a bunch of 30 something year olds with a beer gut getting back from watching marvel movies in the theater with their deadpool t-shirt on, not being able to handle the wait to come back shitposting about it on 4chan.
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>>70631152
u missed my point i just watch u little newfags throw shit at the other newfags enjoy your (you)
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>>70631116
FUCKING RETARD, THIS AIN'T ABOUT GAMES. I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. NOTCH IS FUCKING COMMON KNOWLEDGE. THAT FAT FUCKING ASSHOLE WAS AN EASY QUESTION FOR WHO WANTS TO BE MILLIONAIRE.
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>>70631152
Lel not even one of them but now you're just goin all out
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>>70628798
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
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>>70631203
not everyone plays games okay bro?
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>>70631203
GET THIS HOT-HEAD OUTA HERE
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>>70631065
I'm 22 and a landlord, you cunt. Get your fucking head out of your ass. You don't know what you're talking about, there are a lot more older people on than you think. Some old people I've spoken to here came from the fappening.
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>>70631152
I would honestly prefer a board full of autistic 30 year old manchildren than underage kids.
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>>70631152
Who the fuck said we fit your capeshit demographic?
>mfw be 41, and more /fit/ than you
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>>70631229

I being serious though, I wasn't expecting to hit such a nerve on this board. It seems like common knowledge to be done with this place once you get near your 30s. If you are 30 and you haven't evolved your life to the point of seeing no more value in this website you seriously are a sad sad man.
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>>70631065
What's bad about being a car salesman?
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>>70631274
some of us came from when the pools still got closed
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>mfw this flame war between the butthurt man babies and underage betas on this Icelandic rock comparing Web page
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>>70631369
it seems like you're projecting. you understand it's possible to post and 4chan while also having your shit together, right? Not everyone on 4chan is a 20 year old autist who lives in his mums basement.
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>>70628967
Taylor Swift.
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>>70630822
Nope.
Golden rule of 4chan is that you never leave.
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>>70631152
Whoa, is your name Sauron because it looks like you just came from the Savage Lands.
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>>70631376
Hahaha like anyone here cares about when you got here faggot

Go to >>>soc if you want some recognition about how small your weenie is big man :^)
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>>70631503
/tv/ 2016
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>>70630317
Notch sold Minecraft for 2 billion dollars to minecraft. He has made it big

>>70629094
moot isn't a 4chan user, he's the admin
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>>70631503
t. newfag
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>>70631449

Wasn't talking about having your shit together. I was talking about age and maturity, and social life maturity.

Are you seriously saying you are planning to ironic shitpost about manchild movies well into your fucking 30s? Holy fuck, by that time I would have hoped to accomplish some of my dreams, where that dream has taken up too much of my time to feel like posting on a chinese cartoon image board.

even if that doesn't happen I know I will have the self-dignity to change my lifestyle to correspond with my age.
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>>70630473
>Lorde
Source?
>Bailey Jay
Makes sense. He's big enough of a faggot to spend time here
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Oren Peli used to come here to advertise for his own movies... I remember when the first Paranormal Activity was on the verge of coming out in theaters, he was posting about it constantly to hype it up.

...Jesus Christ, that was in 2009.
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>>70630490
C
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>>70631580
>Makes sense. He's big enough of a faggot to spend time here
His first internet exposure was becoming a meme waiting in line at a 4chan panel like 10 years ago, hence Line Trap
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>>70631536
You're doing it again. Not everyone who posts on 4chan makes it their life. I know you currently spend exorbitant amounts of time on 4chan, but that doesn't mean every single person who posts is also a retarded neet who shitposts 24/7.

Do you honestly believe that when you're 30 you won't occasionally check 4chan when you're bored commuting or at some social event?

Also, I know /tv/ has gone to complete shit and most people only care about capeshit nowadays, but some people are unironically here to post about the medium of films and not just marvel movies.
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>>70631714
*film
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>>70629551

pewdiepie used to post his stream of him playing amnesia and shit and it would get like <10k hits so I'm guessing he at least went on /v/ a bit even if it was just to pander at first.
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>>70631536
You're a really delusional fucking kid, you know that? Why does one need to stop going to 4chan at a certain age? People come here for news, leaks, discussions, laughs etc. That's like saying "oh I'm gonna stop watching comedies when I hit 30 because I'm too mature for that" "oh I'm going to stop having fun because that's what mature people do".

>Are you seriously saying you are planning to ironic shitpost about manchild movies well into your fucking 30s?

Who says most of us do, you obnoxious fucking faggot? You just outed yourself as one of the annoying fucking spammers and shitposters, It seems like you have a lot of maturing to do, but some of us already have. Come back in five years reread your posts and realize how much of a stupid bitch you were.
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>>70631714

I honestly believe by the time I am 30 I will be so busy that I don't give a fuck about browsing anything on the internet. Jesus christ I fucking hope. The only reason why I come here is my shitty adhd and dogshit work ethic which is what I am actually working on but I figured I might as well poke you people while I have triggered genuine responses from people instead of ironic shitposts.
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>>70631369
Not all the board and threads are cancerous autism & repetitive.
Those are the ones you'll find 'evolved' oldfags. You are assuming all people over a certain age are either a fat neckbeard shut in manchild, or a neet family man.
>this shallow
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>>70631632
autist
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>>70628967
Speaking of AS, I know Justin Roiland used to troll Rick and Morty talk back threads.
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>>70631759

get a load of this guy
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>>70631769
>I honestly believe by the time I am 30 I will be so busy that I don't give a fuck about browsing anything on the internet
lol how old are you? you can't be any older than 12 if you unironically believe this.
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>>70628830
This..
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>>70631759
>coming here for anything but being racist without repercussions
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>>70631769
>I have issues, and i come here for therapy, so everybody must have issues...the post
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>>70628967
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>>70631878
>unironically being a keyboard SJWW >>70631878
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>>70628798
Terrible trigger discipline.
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>>70631878
Ask me how I know you're in middle-school.
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>>70628798
>sellout
what do even mean by this? all of you would sell your own mothers for $1m.
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>>70631982
>>70631996
I bet you faggots don't even go to the best board

Here's a tip, it's not >cos
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>>70632109
Well I don't know what board you think is best since its all subjective and that.
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>>70631376

>mfw i was in that hackers on steroids clip from marlboro hortel
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>>70631699
Makes sense

t: 2010-newfag
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>>70631580
ask /mu/ her soundcloud was posted in a thread like 5 months before Royals came out asking how it sounded.
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>>70633623
why is she such an sjw faggot then?
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>>70631960
/pol/ is a board of peace
These extremists don't not represent our board
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>>70630428

As a 35 year old who does while my kids are asleep and my wife plays her mobile games or craft projects.

The real question is what are you kids doing here for fucks sake, dont waste your teens and twenties on this fucking place
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>>70631960
We both know he doesn't count.
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>>70634561
fuck off grandpa

post pics of your wife's feet
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>>70633748
she's a woman
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>>70628896
Chris Harper Mercer
Milo
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>>70631960
He never browsed. The swedish swordfag did though
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>>70628968
using your head and exposing bullshit narratives is extreme political shit now?
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>>70628798
Who?
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>>70628967
Henry Cavill
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>>70629094
How did Boxxy make it big? No one knows about Boxxy outside of 4chan
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>>70628798
i fucking hate these meme
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>>70628798
People that no longer use 4chan don't "sell out." They just end up having better shit to do. This place is garbage. It's just masturbatory asocial dipshits supporting each other's antisocial self-justification. It's a positive reinforcement loop for bitter people with personality disorders. When you give up on 4chan you're not selling out, you're growing up.

Seriously though. Almost all of you are terrible.
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>>70630822
This fucking newfag
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>>70635503
>muh, therapy
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>>70628967
Notch (creator of Minecraft) posted on /v/ during the early phases of the development when the game was this little thing a few people played
Some guy that makes a popular comic posted on /co/ constantly before they got recognition, I dont recall the name but its some comic about hell.
Deadmau5 use to post frequently on /mu/
Smart people dont willingly associate with this place, the immediate assumption people still have of this place is that its full of pedos, Ive literally heard someone say this
>4chan? Isnt that place like, a pedo website full of hackers?
Anyone big who browses here openly is dooming themselves.
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>>70628830
I think some of the videos he's put out are worse than associating with 4chan, like the twitter stand up or 9/11 2
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>>70635904
Notch still posts on 4chan occasionally

Pretty sure he's tired of people who want his money licking his asshole and he comes here to be anonymous
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>>70631417
>Icelandic rock comparing Web page
stop using this shit meme
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>>70630822
I've been here for eight years. You don't leave senpai
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>>70628896
car seat headrest
bailey jay
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>>70628896
>Ian Terry
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>>70628830
>stupidest
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>>70628830
>Tfw in constant paranoia that my power level will slip one day
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>>70628798
>4chan user who gets big?
there are 4chan users whom are... big... guys...?
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>>70628798
Of course he will.
He'll never make it past doing a season or two on adult swim if he doesn't.

He'll pretend like his jokes about race are just pure satire too.
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>>70628896
adam lanza
chris harper
anders breivik
chris poole
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>>70629094
>moot is coding for google
>boxxy is making shitty youtube videos
>notch hates his life
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>>70630822
nice dubs teenfag. The only way to leave is to get so busy you stop browsing the internet.

Where do you expect to go? Reddit?
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Common neurological research points to the male brain not becoming fully developed until age 25. I used to think that was a load of horseshit until I actually hit 25 and started getting older. It is the weirdest fucking thing. It's like some kind of mental fog has lifted from your brain, and you can see the world with the most distinct clarity and maturity.
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Has anyone been watching his Kickstarter TV series? Episode 7 is my favourite so far. He goes through a few social media startup sites that are absolute gash. In one of the videos he talks about African blacks and the migrant crisis. It has a part where there's a starving African child like you'd see in a charity ad and he puts the title on the screen "With Open Gates - The Prequel"


The whole thing is well worth the money. (no hyde, no semite)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gle6fkEad_8
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>>70628798

Heres hoping
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>>70637221
I felt a bigger change at 18 but that was probably more a mental effort.

At 25 I just gave up caring. Previously I'd had a Who gives a fuck attitude after 25 all I want is to get laid and pursue my hobbies. Personal blog there but all Brain maturity means is it's all downhill from 25.
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>>70628896
One of the creators of Rick & Morty has been known to post here. And Trump's son has posted on 2x2x2 chan.
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>>70637197
>Notch starts off small
>makes small game and discusses ideas with /v/
>game starts to gain popularity
>becomes famous
>loses his original fanbase by appealing more and more to literal retards which are a bigger source of money, cuts all ties with /v/
>lives the high life
>sells game on
>tries to make friends with other rich people but he just cant click with them
>throws lavish parties for people he doesnt know and just recedes into the background
>comes to hate that he has money and nothing else
>comes back to /v/
The Citizen Kane of gaming
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>>70630428

I'm a 41yr old roll royce engineer with 2 wives

>get with it anon
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>>70637221
>and you remember all the stupid shit youve said and done before that point that you would never say and do now
Id kick my own ass if I could.
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>>70637160
>He'll pretend like his jokes about race are just pure satire too.
this place was always about satirizing and mocking tryhards, neckbeards, SJWs and other faggots. The fact /pol/ was overrun by rotund alt-right SJWs with nipples that look like pepperoni slices doesn't change that fact. The ~heart forever remain pure~ no matter how many goobers lacking self awareness think they are in good company ;
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>>70637291
Upload to mega pls
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>>70630766
>he's so new that he thinks 4chan was always a right wing site
It's a contrarian site. I'll give you three guesses as to which year the shift from liberal to conservative happened. Hint: it was an election year.
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Lovin' my mom is my favorite thing, givin' her kisses and makin' her happy.
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>>70637632
4chan wasn't left wing before 2008. Everything was about being an atheistic autistic libertarian and ron meme man paul.
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>>70637450
I'd kick your ass, too.
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>>70638186
Much of the big internet names YTMND, 4chan and SomethingAwful were left-wing at the time with 4chan leaning towards anarchism and Libertarian tendencies

4chan went full 14/88 after Stormfront started infiltrating /pol/ and Socjus started corrupting the left
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>>70630049
minimum wagie detected kek
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>>70628896

I came here because of /x/ and moved to other boards after a while. Im sure plenty of people come here for fun and have relatively normal lives.
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>>70637632
This senpai
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>>70630538
kek
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>>70638263
>4chan went full 14/88 after Stormfront started infiltrating /pol/ and Socjus started corrupting the left

You're a fucking idiot. Practically all of 4chan's apolitical.
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>>70638263
More like 4chan has always been profun and profreespeech, which the left fucking hates right now.
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Sam's problem is that he's really ugly. Literally painful to look at. Ugly people never make it.
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tim and eric wannabe

LOL U TRIPPED MY WIFE BIG GUY :))))

my humor is fucking superior
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>>70638263

Look everyone, it's the "social justice warriors (only retards use this phrase) and nazis are the same because they both have principles. having no principles whatsoever and pretending to be aloof and uncommitted to any and all investment in anything makes me patriciate".
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DUDE SAM HYDE IS SO EDGY HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEOS HE TAKES ON HIS PHONE MAKING HIS MOM MAD EVEN THOUGH HE'S LIKE 40 YEARS OLD IT'S LIKE SO SUBVERSIVE MAN I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME IT'S LIKE FUCKING SO HILARIOUS DUDE THAT GUY LIVES ON THE EDGE MAN I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM WHEN I GROW UP I HOPE MY MOM LETS ME LMAO XD DUDE NOT TO MENTION WHEN HE GOES TO OPEN MIC NIGHTS AND JUST SAYS OFFENSIVE SHIT TO MAKE PEOPLE MAD IT'S LIKE NOW THAT IS CUTTING EDGE COMEDY REALLY MAKES ME THINK MAN YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE SAME HYDE MAN SAM HYDE GOD I WISH HE WAS THE PRESIDENT OF OF OUR SKOOL THEN I BET WE COULD DRINK SODA AT LUNCH AND ALL THE FASCIST TEACHERS THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND US WOULD BE LIKE AAAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHA YOU KNOW?! DUDE SAM HYDE OF COURSE YOU KNOW HE'S LIKE THE EDGIEST COMEDIAN OUT THERE HE ONCE CARRIED AROUND A SIGN ON A CAMPUS THAT WAS FUCKING OFFENSIVE TO LIKE LIBERAL PUSSIES AND STUFF DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BADASS YOU HAVE TO BE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I MEAN F$@# I WISH I COULD BE LIKE HIM MAN HIS COMEDY IS SO HARDCORE AND HE'S JUST SO HILARIOUS BRO HE IS ON THE EDGE MAN HE WAS LIKE I'M GONNA LIVE ON THE EDGE WHEN SOMEONE ASKED WHERE HE WANTED TO LIVE WHEN HE GREW UP AND HE BUILT A HOUSE ON THE EDGE MAN I AM LIKE WHAAAAAAT?! WHEN I WATCH HIS STUFF DUDE IT'S LIKE SUBVERSIVE BUT HARDCORE IT'S LIKE WOW MAN
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JUST WOW SAM HYDE MAN DUDE THAT IS SUCH A SAM HYDE THING TO DO BRO I MEAN HOLY SHIT YOU ARE BADASS DO YOU GIVE LESSONS DUDE I LOVE IT YOU ARE SAM HYDING IT RIGHT NOW I AM SCREENCAPPING THIS AND POSTING IT ON R/MDE FOR ALL MY BROS GOSH DARN I WISH I WAS SAM HYDE AND ABLE TO HAVE A BUNCH OF TWELVE YEAR OLD IMPRESSIONABLE RETARDS LOVE ME IT WOULD BE SO EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC I WOULD BE LIKE A GOD TO THEM WITH THEIR WISPY MUSTACHES, CARGO SHORTS, AND GRAPHIC T-SHIRTS IT WOULD BE CRAAAAZZZZAY ME THE NEXT SAM HYDE I WOULD LOVE IT DUDE MAN IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK DOESN'T IT LIKE A JOE ROGAN PODCAST THAT SAM HYDE MAN, SAM F#$$IN HYDE DUDE. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE EDGY AND SUBVERSIVE SAM HYDE IS MY ENEMY AND I HOPE THEY ARE STUCK DOWN BY THEIR FAVORITE DEITY (LMAO THEISTS AMIRITE?) THAT GUY IS THE EDGIEST COMEDIAN EVER IT TAKES TRUE TALENT TO GET ON STAGE AND NOT ACTUALLY SAY ANY JOKES AND STEAL ALL YOUR MATERIAL FROM ACTUAL COMEDIANS AND THEN DO WHAT THEY HAVE ALREADY DONE WORSE THAN THEY DID IT GOSH I HOPE I CAN DO THAT SOME DAY THAT SAM HYDE WHAT A BAD@SS HE IS JUST 2KOOL I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A SAM HYDE DOOR I COULD WALK THROUGH AND LIVE IN HIS MIND FOR A DAY DUDE IMAGINE THAT BEING SAM HYDE FOR A DAY BRO A WHOLE DAY JUST BEING SAM HYDE AND BEING LIKE F DA SYSTEMMMMMMMMMMMMM LMFAO SAM HYDE MAN SAM EFFIN HYDE
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>>70639000
>>70638935
This's what people don't get, and this's why >>70628830
is true.
Since all the cool kids (17-37) are left-leaning and the left moved into self-censorship in the last 3/4 years, no one wants to admit that they're constantly bleeping themselves.
"Why would I go to 4Chan, I can be myself on Twitter/ Facebook/ R***it/ Tumblr!"
Bullshit, say a word out of line or take a blase attitude on any of those platforms and you'll be found out, publicly shamed and fucking crucified.
Whereas no one can stop you saying whatever you want on here. That kind of feckless freedom will always scare people who spend their time meticulously avoiding offense and trying to impress everyone else with how open-minded and progressive they are.
So we hang around here, chat shit and Vincepost, then smile and nod when people talk about how dangerous 4chan is because HuffPo/ FoxNews/ NYMag/ other left-or-right clickbait site said so.
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>>70639301
>then smile and nod when people talk about how dangerous 4chan is

I know right, it's like NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID HEH PSH.
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>>70628967
boogie2988 browses /v/
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>>70639352
>TFW We're part of the secret memer's club
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>>70639355

He was talking about fame, not weight.
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