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Why didn't they just put the One Ring inside of a football and kick it all the way to mount doom? Since nobody is carrying it that means nobody would get corrupted by it.
>>70628573
For you
>>70628607
Footballs hadn't been invented yet
>>70628573
Have you ever tried to take a football apart and put it back together?
>>70628621
But restaurant menus had? Doesn't add up to me fampaisama.
Why didn't they just launch the ring into deep space?
>>70628573
Borameer was corrupted by the ring without touching it
Why didn't they just encase the ring in a block of concrete and tip it off the side of a boat in the middle of the ocean?
>>70629414
This
It sat in a river for 500 years lmao
>>70629414
Because it wants to be found. A ship would drop anchor and get caught on it and drag it up eventually.
>>70628621
You haven't read the Hobbit, have you? They also invented golf, you know?
Is there only one volcano in the world?
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>>70629504
worked for Dio
>>70629547
I think it has to be put inside the volcano it was forged in/from.
>>70629619
Couldn't they use some kind of jet fuel?
>>70629619
Who told them that? Sauron?
>>70629657
Whoever let that info slip has a lot to answer for. Luckily no one destroyed the volcano or made the lava freeze.
>>70629657
He might have yeah. To sort of dissuade them from trying to melt it in really really hot furnace or like, digging down into the magma and tossing the ring into it.
>>70628573
because it would be really hard to find an invisible football after you kick it
>>70629639
Jet fuel can't melt steel rings
why did saurmon even want the ring, his armies would have roflstomped middle earth if he hadnt gone after the ring and basically forced men to fight back
>>70630238
it was an allegory for hitler attacking russia instead of just focusing on western europe, the book was written during the war
>>70628573
why didn't the eagles go scoop up some lava and bring it back, so they could then put the ring in it? That way you don't bring the ring to Mordor and risk it falling into Sauron's hands
>>70629395
It's because he could see it. It's the same reason Muslims rape the women they see the skin of.
>>70630308
Why didn't they give the ring a burka?
>>70628573
I don't think there's a man who can kick a football the length of England
>>70630273
no allegories in LOTR
it is just
a story
>>70630362
Uncle Rico could.
why didn't they just eat it?
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