>going to see a film
>ticket ripper says to enjoy the "MOVIE"
What do you do?
tell them that it's none of their business what I should or should not enjoy.
Tell him I didn't buy a ticket for Enjoy, I bought a ticket for Civil War.
Says "you too" like every other autist on this board and makes a quick getaway
>>70627251
"Oh yeah? Enjoy ripping fucking tickets for people that have a real job for the rest of your life you fucking loser"
'UH EXCUSE ME SIR BUT I CAME HERE FOR A KINEMATOGRAPHIQUÉ SEANCÉ' then set my falcons on him, then go home and have a cold glass of crabjuice.
give him a 20% tip (30% reparations tip if PoC)
The only correct answer is "You too".
>>70627355
>crabjuice
>cold
what has this board turned into
I just looked it up. They seem synonymous. Someone please explain.
"You too...wait shit..."
>>70627193
"Roger that"
say 'chuck' right after as fast as you can to confuse him.
>>70627431
I dont have teeth due to accidentally popping my government mandated cyanide pill after a particularly exciting BJ sesh with my ex-bf now gf, so I have to put the crablegs in the mixer. This also means I cant eat warm food, or my exposed jawflesh hurts.
I am not here to "enjoy" the "mové", I am here for the event d'accord avenue a la Cristoph Nolán, l'Ascension du Chevalier Noir, you plebe.
You do not "enjoy" such a cinematic masterpiece, you can only experience it for the absolute perfection it is. It's a way of life. You enjoy a yogurt. Or a back massage. But a classical oeuvre like this can not be be absorbed through meager enjoyment. Go terminé yourself familiâ
>>70627193
"you a cop or smtn? cuz I don't talk to no fucking pigs"
>>70627193
"You too."
>realize what I said a few minutes later
