>Walk out into the middle of the street with hundreds of people watching.
>Pull out a can of spraypaint and cover the invisible creature with it.
>Scream that an invisible monster is chasing you, videotape it.
>Hand deliver the tape to the US army and ask for help.
>They trap it in a 10,000 inch steel box and experiment on it for decades.
This would work.
just fuck a cheap whore
>>70624662
We wouldn't get stealth technology for our troops.
>>70624644
monster's not dumb. Remember in the beginning when jay was at the theater with that guy and he points out the girl in the yellow dress that was the monster? the monster wasn't chasing him there, it was standing still. It would wait until she was isolated or in a smaller group before killing them.
>>70625107
the spray paint would be a surprise. The monster wouldn't see it coming
>>70625267
people would think it's performance art and not do anything
>>70625107
Okay isolate yourself then spraypaint all over it, then go to a crowded place
Also this movie is garbage OP
>that swimming pool scene
>that entire ending sequence
Why?
>>70626139
whats wrong with the swimming pool scene?
>>70626016
did you watch the movie? It can change bodies. also you're taste is shit
>>70624644
>fly to thailand fuck a femboy prostitute
>she fucks 1000 british men
>fly to america fuck a bbc
>he fucks 1000 white women
>fly to sweden rape a 12 year old boy
>he gets gangbanged by 1000 muslims
lock the monster up for an entire generation, profit?
>Go to Amsterdam
>Fuck a window hooker
>Immediately grab a guy off the street and buy him the same hooker
>Tell him you'll buy him another hooker tomorrow if he wants to hang out (claim you're just bored/lonely with money to burn)
>Repeat with another guy as many times as you feel necessary
>Add guys to facebook
>If you see they all die go back to Amsterdam and do it again
>>70624644
I want them to make a sequel to this, except instead of making it about another group of teenagers running from the monster, it's about a guy who's been chased by it for years. Instead of just running from it, he's traveling around the country trying to follow the fuck-sequence backwards and murder everyone who was ever a part of it because he figures that's the only way to actually stop the monster for good after he dies. All he'd have to find out from his victims before he kills them is who fucked them and gave them the curse or whatever it is. You could call it, "He Follows, Too". It's gonna be great.
>>70626546
This, please. This sounds amazing.
>>70624662
>Fuck a cheap whore
>Cheap whore fucks some lonely guy
>Lonely guy doesn't have sex recently after fucking the whore because one whore every 3 weeks is plenty
>Gets killed by the demon
>Cheap whore gets killed by the demon
>You have your guard down because you thought you were in the clear
>you get killed by the demon
>>70626475
>fuck a prostitute
>she fucks a guy and gives monster to him
>he's a beta who has to go to Thailand to have sex
>he dies
>goes back for prostitute and kills her
>goes for you now thinking you're home free and don't have to worry about it ever again
>>70626604
>>70626671
Just get a room already
>>70626546
obvious virgin
this idea falls through because one night stands often end with you not knowing anything about the person you had sex with
>>70626546
Maybe he could talk about how he's been chased for so long that he knows the exact speed of the monster and makes calculations about how long he has to kill the person before the monster reaches his location. You could have a flashback scene of him figuring it out by standing in a giant field or something next to his car (so he can get away before the monster gets too close) with a stopwatch and like a tape measure or some other marker in front of him waiting for the monster to come so he can time how fast it walks.
>>70626818
but that's what would make it exciting if he only knew whatever some slut could remember
although if she had blacked out or something i guess he'd be fucked
solution= find someone to have sex with non stop and the curse will constantly be transferred between you and them and the monster will be too confused to do anything
solution = fuck the monster
>fuck a lobster
>house it in a fishtank, inside a safe, inside another safe
>have video cameras to look at it and auto feed it
>lobsters are biologically immortal
>creature can't get to lobster
>you're good to go
seriously guys use your brain
>>70627365
How would you fuck a lobster without damaging it?
>>70627386
I have a very small penis so I think I'd be fine, you might be fuck though
>>70627386
buy it dinner first and cuddle afterwards
>>70627461
Damn, lucky you
What if it just gets to a point where the person it would kill is already dead?
>>70626604
As the lonely guy gets killed, the whore is fucking another lonely guy, though. You're basically sacrificing a load of pathetic losers to save yourself.
Solution: Don't have sex with people you've just met.
>>70624644
It isn't a video game, retard. Sit and ponder the implications for a while, that's the point.
>>70627508
the creature has a pretty obvious canon algorithm, so obvious that we can make some reasonable assumptions. If for whatever reason the current target is dead (whether monster kills it or not), it just re-targets the previous target.
10 STALK-AND-KILL
20 IF(CURRENT)=DEAD
30 ASSIGN(CURRENT--)=CURRENT
40 GOTO 10
>>70627562
that ho is gonna have a day off eventually
>>70627746
I'm not OP but he has a point. The creature is not completely a spoopy, metaphysical ghost, but a tangible entity whose effects can be observed by those who cannot see it with the naked eye. It can be felt, touched, (heard?)
Since the creature has a physicality, and since it even carries notions of "re-spawning" in a given place, always using a simple follow-algorithm, thinking of the creature in terms of a video game enemy is a natural step.
>>70624644
>a car rushes past you
>you purse your lips, spray can in hand
>passers by turn to look at you standing in the street
>a few people stop to look at you
>the demon steps off the sidewalk onto the road
>you turn your head away, eyeing it from the side
>the demon pauses and steps back onto the sidewalk
>you turn to glare at it
>more people stop to look at you
>cars honk at you as they pass
>someone yells "get off the road"
>you turn back to the demon to, ready to ridicule it, egg it on
>the demon is gone
>no, wait, it changed form
>more people gather to watch this mad man in the middle of the street
>oh no... which one of them is the demon
>everyone is murmuring and eyeing you
>you rush away, making sure to not contact any of the crowd members
>a small group of them come towards you
>"are you okay buddy?"
>"no, get away! don't touch me!"
>you run and bump into a hard body
>it's a cop
>you try to get away but he tackles you
...
>you're thrown into a cell
>"kid must be high on something"
>you sit back in the cell, eyeing the door through the bars
>you lean back
>"chirst, i can't believe this is fucking happening."
>from the corner of your eye you see someone sitting in the cell with you
>he's staring at you
>he gets up
>walks towards you
>...
>>70628148
>Autist trying to out autistic another autists hypothetical with an even more autistic hypothetical.
This post is so /tv/.
>>70624644
If you kill the person who gave it to you and then get yourself killed by the creature, where does the creature go? Back to the person before the one you killed or does it die?
>>70626671
Thai prostitute is a good plan because she'd probably fuck another brit beta in the time it takes it to get back to Thailand and that Brit would probably be flying back home so it would have to chase the new target again and repeat.
>>70625904
It was Michigan. Nobody knows what the fuck performance art is.
>>70624662
eventually it would work it's way back, dumby.
why? because allthough the whore is promiscuous, many of hter clients won't be so, eventually one of teh clients will fuck the whore, fuck no one else, get killed and unluckily the whore will get killed before she sees anotehr client, e.g. while on holiday or visiting her family.
What you actually need is to introduce teh follower into a network of sexually promiscuous people which can be modelled as a markov birth death process, a transient one where the expected return time is infinite and the extinction probability is very close to zero.
the answer?
You need to have sex with a porn star!
The porn industry will increase the "length of the chain" faster than the follower can decrease teh length of the chain as long as teh US economy stays strong and no major natural disaster happens.
you'd have to find a porn star who is still filming but also does occasional escorting and you'd need to shell out the 1000 bucks or whatever it is for the hour.
Hopefully protected sex counts or else you'd have to rape her and hope she doesn't go to the police
>>70627147
This is what I thought would happen.
That movie isn't really very scary when you're nearing your wizardhood
>>70631124
What age do I need to be to become a wizard? Already 20 and still didn't get pussy yet, as of this post's writing.
>>70626139
The swimming pool scene was...bad, yes. But I have no problem with the ending sequence.
>>70624644
>Hand deliver the tape to the US army and ask for help.
Always with the army...
>>70626475
You just fucked a bbc and raped a 12 year old boy for no reason. The monster only ever catches up to once it kills everyone after your first sexual encounter. Having sex in between that does nothing for you.
This movie was fucking trash and you're all idiots.
>>70624644
Will you stop shilling your shitty movie David you fucking hack (see you next week).
>>70631063
>porn star!
they don't have anymore sex than regular whores, and they work mostly with the same ~5 actors.
Shit idea, sport.
Wouldn't it be better to make some kind of cult though, like a circle of people who constantly has sex with each other, passing by the curse with one another, one by one, and while the curse in with someone, the others protect him and try to figure out how to kill the thing. I think it would work, but you need people willing to have homosexual sex or sex with two different people.
>>70632039
Why would you need homos?
>>70626494
No no this is all wrong.
If you don't tell someone what is going on, they will be dead in a week without passing it on and it will quickly be back to you
The only way to beat this is simply pass it along and fully explain to the next person what is happening and how to pass it on. If people keep doing it, it will keep passing on and you won't die
The guy who gave it to this girl in the movie did it perfectly.
>>70625107
Then why was it chasing people in public places at other points in the movie like at the school? Was it gonna fuck that chick to death in the hall?
>>70626386
If you fucking throw paint on it that won't matter, it will change for to you but every one else would just see an invisible person covered in paint.
>fly to other side of the world
>have sex with the biggest slut you can find
>fly back home
It walks so slow it'll take years to walk to China or wherever then walk back.
>>70627807
It's gonna take more than a day to walk across the world
>Calculate the approximate amount of time it would take to walk across the ocean
>Go fuck a prostitute every time in Thailand every time the clock runs out
Welcome to hooker town baby
what if you fuck the thing coming after you
>>70632806
This will be answered in Scary Movie 17
>>70632806
That's what the creature wants, it fucks the life out of you.
>>70628567
fuck him
it was pretty good desu
>>70631925
Both male porn stars and female porn stars will have a higher expected number of sexual partners per time period than just a regular prostitute-punter network, which means faster average chain growth and smaller probability of it going back to the initial state (you).
Why? Because a larger proportion of punters are not very sexually active while porn actors and actresses are.
Trust me kid the chain will grow faster and more consistently with the LA porn star network.
>>70632970
What's the chain of a porn star network vs that of your mothers?
>>70632738
It doesn't walk the whole way, it teleports vaguely close to you then walks the rest of the way, so that there is a maximum of like 1 or 2 days of stationary safety no matter where you go.
>>70624644
yeah this movie sucked.
great idea, but was half-ass execution.
>>70632806
A good monster premise, but ultimately a shitty plot device that imploded at the end, good thing critics/hipsters loved the STD metaphor.
It was a literal Semen Demon, anon.
>>70633002
Uhhh WHAT? Where was that shown in the movie? The movie was clear that it just walks towards you, like the scene where it is just walking down the highway
>>70633089
it speaks more about how the horror genre is so shit when this is one of the best.
>>70628567
>lashing out at (bretty gud) OC with accusations of autism
sure, THAT post is """""so /tv/"""""
>>70624644
or maybe through a blanket over the ghost thing.
iono, the third act was complete shite.
i wanted the farting chick with glasses to die.
get "it", book trip to china or something. get through airport safely, it has to walk. As it's crossing a massive ocean, you're just chillen. week or two later, you head back. Creature, "fml gotta turn around." it likely falls into a massive trench, never to be seen again
>>70624644
No, "It" is supernatural and can disappear and change forms at will. It is not something that can be captured or killed.
>>70633253
>>70633213
making the demon physical was retarded, 3rd act was retarded garbage, very good until then,
Americans always have to fuck up good premise, trying to get a happy ending, fuck you cunts.
>>70633301
What about if I show it my peanus weanus hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
>>70633301
>It is not something that can be captured or killed.
bunch of dumb teens did just that, dingus
>>70627498
Underrated
>>70627498
But whatever you do, don't order the lobster; it will be very awkward.
>>70628148
pretty much this 2bh
the demon isn't stupid
ITT /tv/ is too casual to /tg/ a monster hunt
>>70626546
>>70632912
this shouldn't have made me lol but it did
>>70626139
the whole swimming pool scene is easily the worst part of the movie.
>>70626233
My biggest problem with it is when an untrained kid headshots the thing while it's underwater next to his friend and doesn't hit her or miss, he get's a headshot after 3 shots. The water would refract light, there is no way a high schooler could do that without risking killing his friend.
>>70633337
ending is far from happy. At the end, they are totally uncertain if it is dead, so they will always have to be on guard. the only comfort is that they have each other to get through the struggle
>>70633122
what can we do anon?
>>70626546
but that's actually the premise for the sequel. It was going to be a guy going down the chain and finding the origins of the thing.
>>70624644
>the US army is going to believe some /x/ tard and his youtube video
>>70633487
WE HAVE TO FIX IT
New HOW FIX HORROR FILM THREAD when?
>>70632931
But what if you fuck it in the ass?
Is the asshole not a loophole?
she's qt
>>70633478
bullshit, the thing bled and died, curse is over, they are together, faggot oneitis nerd got the dream blonde they had just enough shame not to giggle and laugh as to not to ruin the Tangerine Dream vibe.
Otherwise it's a vile Hollywood Ending.
>>70633591
I want to see her in a nazi uniform now for some reason.
>yfw no sex scene between the monster and qt maika as the ending.
>>70633650
you got the incest scene tho
>>70633673
He did have a pretty hot mom to be honest
>>70633616
thing had been shot in the head before and was fine. Director said that all the red was because it was super pissed. Characters at the end clearly still afraid for their lives, guy considers getting a hooker to pass it on. watch the movie again smart guy
>>70633761
would be better if the director said nothing at all.
>>70633761
>Director said that all the red was because it was super pissed.
>dat blatant fishing for a sequal
Wut, that's fucking retarded, he's retarded.
He's a worst shite filmmaker than I thought, pure trash.
>>70633761
It follows 2 or It Follows AGAIN?
>>70633817
i agree agree
>>70633759
I'd let a STD demon thingy chase me for fucking that succubus
>>70627147
Hey, that's a good idea
>>70627147
IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT
>>70632039
Bro just have 3 guys and 3 girls.
>>70627562
Yes but the chain doesnt go down who she's fucked in the meantime.
fuck wolverine. problem solved
>>70628148
> sitting in corner of cell
Why /tv/ should never write
The replies saying go to the other side of the world arent great because we don't know how clever it is, it may be able to stand on a plane. It clearly does some things beyond walk when it needs to.
Also even if it walked a lag would eventually build up with your regular flights and it would end up closer to a destination than you thought and fuck you up. So you would still have to be on guard all the time.
>>70634980
Worse than that. The time you spend in the airport is at least an hour. If "it" is even remotely close to you, given the slow pace security checks (which "it" can bypass) and other parts of the procedure, "it" can get considerably closer. While you're waiting to board "it" is disguised as a randomer you don't know somewhere on that plane. "It" waits patiently until the other side, knowing you've not placed any distance between you and "it".
Any escape plan where you're not in control of your pace and your pace is around walking pace isn't ideal.
Also, the fuck is with horror movies and "sex = evil"? Is this just an American thing or do people really like this premise? It just feels like religious/anti-sex propaganda.
>>70635389
It doesn't seem to like the big crowds, so the chances of it killing you on a plane full of people who will interfere seem pretty low
>>70635389
It wouldn't wait on the plane - nowhere in the film is it concerned about being known. It would just walk straight up and kill you.
I don't think the film is anti-sex, it's meant to be about mortality, hence kids growing up and realizing it. Living for pleasure in having random sex is a way of denying it but only for a moment and can ultimately hurt others - but a meaningful life is had through love and connection with a partner. So at the end they have achieved some victory over it. Yes they will still die eventually but it doesn't matter as much.
>>70635389
>Is this just an American thing or do people really like this premise?
Burgers are super Xian and think sex is sinful, even the so called liberals and feminazia who call all sex rape, to vidya nerds who are offended by Nip sexy games because "if they wanted to jack off they would have watched porn."
So yes.
>>70635514
> Tries to kill in school
> Tries to kill in diner
> Breaks through a house in the street
> Tries to break through a roof
> Enters a cinema
> Grabs her hair in front of everyone at a beach
> Attacks her in a cinema around everyone
> Attacks first girl in the middle of the street
It couldn't give less of a fuck about crowds, we just dont see it in them much because that would be a stupid as fuck place for the protags to be.
>>70635580
Pretty sure most countries think casual sex is to be discouraged - i live in spain and its the same here.
>>70632475
so much this
>>70635602
*meant attacks her in a pool
>>70635651
hahahah lol le reddit so much win
Only scary bit in the movie was the giant man entering the shot/room 2bh. Fuck that scene.
>>70635514
>>70635560
Contradictory information, but let's see.
>"it" kills you on the plane
or
>"it" follows you to your new place where you become complacent because you think "it" is far away
>"it" kills you for your complacence
If you're not going to be complacent and stay moving, why leave the country? Even if you isolate yourself to countries where your native tongue is spoken, you'd be much more capable in your own country. You can find work easier, know the lay of the land better, live closer to people you know who can protect you.
Fleeing the country for any reason is retarded. Car > plane > boat because of the queuing problem, but it creates too many issues in itself.
>it can change forms to be anyone in order to blend in and get close to you
>oh shit its probably the old lady in the hospital gown in the middle of my school
hated this so much, second only to the pool scene and maybe when it actually fucking caught her and just tugged on her hair instead of killing her
>>70635629
Sounds like it, I live in Brazil, same shit here .
>>70624644
what would happen if you had an orgy and got penetrated by multiple cocks at the same time? would it be whoever cums first gets the monster? or would the monster blame everyone
>>70624662
>>70626604
The answer is porn actors. You fuck one of them and by tomorrow there will be a dozen people between you and the monster. Especially if you find an actress into gang bangs.
>>70636147
It doesn't web out. It's a direct chain, so unless each pornstar in turn sleeps with some quickly it wont do you much good.
Would this be a good movie to watch on the first date?
>a relentless demon who hunts you down and kills you
>you have to have sex in order to catch the curse
>sex
>>70636314
yes, ideal
>>70636314
I'd watch it in bed after having sex
>>70636314
It's perfect, honestly. Watched the night I asked my gf to date me.
>>70636208
>I take out a loan with the bank and pay a porn actress to fuck me
>she fucks Tyrone the next day for a BLACKED shoot
>Tyrone fucks another white girl 20 minutes later
>white girl fucks Jamaal (it's a gang bang video)
>Jamaal fucks original porn actress I paid
>she fucks Rondell
>Rondell fucks the other white girl
>she fucks Tyrone again at the end of the video
>Tyrone goes home at the end of the day and fucks his wife
>his wife is also in the adult industry
>she fucks James Deen the next day for brazzers
>James Deen fucks Lily Labeau later that day
>Lily Labeau goes home to her cuck boyfriend and fucks him in the ass with a strap-on dildo
That's a pretty good buffer. Enough time to get you off the continent. It can't swim after all.
etc.
>>70624644
Or you can just fuck a girl.
seems a lot easier.
>>70636377
> Implying you paying a porn actress not to laugh whilst you jack off to her in the corner counts as passing on the curse
The real nightmare here is the cardio you're going to have to get in running away
>>70636377
This is completely solid.
>>70627114
that's basically how the film ended
>>70635837
>instead of killing her
the monster literally fucks the life out of the victims
he doesn't just kill them
>>70633360
Even the kids don't believe they really finished it off.
>>70632970
>fuck porn star
>porn star goes home
>fucks her cuck-husband
>cuckhusband dead
>pornstar dead
>you're fucked
You're living in a world where people actually marry fucking pornstars, anon.
>>70624644
>They trap it in a 10,000 inch steel box and experiment on it for decades.
The person the monster is following would get the same treatment you know
I'd fuck John Cena
>>70636208
each porn actor will have sex with several different other actors. Which ever actor you chose will probably put a good 10-20 people between you and the monster
>>70633476
lucky shot. Not like it matters anyway. Didn't kill it.
>fuck a fleshlight
>just throw it into an ocean or lock it away
wew real dangerous monster you got there bros
>>70636398
nah
>>70632415
It won't get back to the guys you bought the hookers for a long time as long as the girls keep working, and by keeping tabs of them on Facebook you'll know when you're eventually in danger and can simply repeat the process. The main reason I wouldn't tell the guys is because they probably wouldn't want to be my Facebook friend after that, in being able to keep track of when it's coming for me is crucial in being able to enjoy the rest of my life.
Though in retrospect I would book time with the hookers afterwards (as a group if possible) and use it to tell them what I did. They won't believe it until the first one is attacked/dies, but hopefully they'd eventually realize what's going on and know that they have to be on guard once they retire.
Even without the hookers realizing what's happening and taking any precautions against it, you will have bought yourself a lot of time, and you'll know when it's coming for you.
Why make things complicated?
just go near a military base, camp there for how many days it would take for the creature to arrive. spray paint that shit, the military will see it, and trap it
>invincible super strong monster is chasing us
>I know! lets electrocute it in a pool! that will surely kill it even though a bullet did fucking nothing to it!
I mean what the fuck. It was just so random and stupid it pretty much killed the entire movie.
>>70636917
If you're close enough to spray paint it, it would already be tearing your limbs apart.
>>70636935
not only did it endangered all of them
>>70636935
I thought it was pretty great when the monster used their own stupid trap against them. Lucky for them it didn't work.
>>70636952
lol no, it would rather throw me far away from it or play with my hair instead of killing me.
I' ll use a paintball then
if you'd encase it in concrete could it get out
>>70636880
tbf if you managed to pass it on to enough people eventually plenty of them would take notice of the strange happenings, even non cursed people
but I dont think it matters, the entire point of the movie was that the creature was unstoppable so the only way to extend your time is to pass it on and run
The more important question is what happens when it runs out of cursed people
>>70636985
Probably yes
what really annoys about this film is when people complain that the film didn't explain enough the film was so obviously trying to be ambiguous at times like most good horror films are.
People who take "it" too literally and try to apply real world logic to it disgust me.
Like, way to completely miss the blatantly obvious point you braindead faggot.
>>70637195
what if you became and astronaut and went into space
>>70637253
Yeah, then you could fuck a Xenomorph and it would turn into Alien vs It
>>70624644
Remember, people are retarded these days. They would just whip out their cell phones, start recording in awe, and then chanting, "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT! AMERICA'S GOT TALENT! AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!"
>>70634840
Read it again fool
what happens if all the people in the chain died (of natural causes or otherwise)?
>>70637801
What would happen if your mother aborted you?
>>70632738
Awesome, I'll do that bro. So what's your mom's address?
So this creature only goes after non virgins, right?
Perfect
>>70637253
It would spawn in the spacecraft, you dont want that to happen.
>>70637325
I would find and fuck Kaldor Draigo. Good luck demon
>>70633112
Even if it only walks it wouldn't take much time to reach whatever destination in needs. Walk to a boat or an airplane. Boom, it's back home. And if it's ALWAYS walking then it should have caught them several times but it never happened. You can walk long distances, especially if you don't have to worry about rest or sleep or eating.
>>70626546
They are working on a sequel to track its origin. Doubt it will be that good.
>It will never follow some /k/ guy who proceeds to use it for target practice with hundreds of guns until it's in little chunks.
>>70637195
Yup. This is a movie about coming into adulthood. Once you have sex your old virgin friends don't understand you anymore. Learn to subtext virgins.
>>70640947
>>70637195
>ITS JUST A DUMB MOVIE BROS
>TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN BROS
>ITS A SYMBOL & A METAPHOR BROS
>STOP TALKING ABOUT MOVIES BROS
thanks, we know it's a story already, chad. relax
>>70637801
It flies back home to its Jew masters deep underneath Antarctica's buried pyramids.
>>70636398
one might think that
>>70624644
what happens if you fuck a corpse? Or an animal?
>97% Rotten Tomatoes for a dogshit horror flick
Kek
>>70636398
>/tv/ autist finally get laid
>bitch tells you IT FOLLOWS
>"just pass it on," she says
you are as you are, looks, money, where you live, lack of resources... what do?
what happens if you have no dick, how's it gonna fuck you too death then
>>70641534
fuck a corpse
>>70641515
it's a metaphor for budding female sexuality and the patriarchal oppression, shitlord, the demon is a literal slut-shamer, it's an IMPORTANT movie.
>>70641554
where
>>70641535
it kills bitches fine
>>70641554
>>70641313
>corpse
doesn't count, not alive
>an animal
doesn't help, most animals only mate once a year or something, maybe you can fuck a dolphin since it can't swim
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>>70641812
it's been out on torrents for a year tho
Just put it in a metal box and toss that shit underground
>let It Follows follow you as you slowly make your way to local morgue
>hold the door open with a broom and politely usher it inside
>crawl on your hands and knees 30 feet in front of it offering your arse and saying, "This way, my love. You just follow old Smeagol, he knows the way."
>gain a little distance and blow it a kiss from the door to the fridge
>It Follows enters room to find you balls deep in a cadaver on the vinegar stroke
>look It Follows dead in the eyes as you shoot your load and pull your best Bill Paxton face
>"GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
>>70626546
this is a great idea
>>70641970
But muh movie monster magic
>>70628567
i liked it, why so edgy?
>>70636147
Are you a fucking moron? Pay attention the movie you stupid fuck
>>70636147
Porn actors don't do porn every day...
>>70626475
You obviously dont understand how it works. The first person the hooker fucks would be chased by the monster and then whoever he fucks would be chased and so on. And if a man is going to see a prostitute, he probably doesnt have sex very often so there would only be an extra two people added to the chain that he monter would kill before he got to you. And if the prostitute gets killed before she has the chance to fuck someone else, you would be screwed. You would literally have to explain the situation to the prostitute and threaten her to hae se at least once a day for the rest of her life and she would eventually die of aids or be killed by a customer.
>risking being chased at all
Serves you right fucking normalfags
>>70624644
I think people take movie concepts too seriously. I don't need a fucking Neil Degrasse Tyson endorsement to enjoy a film. I just want a good story.
>>70634786
>fuck wolverine.
S-sure
>>70631880
>GoTfags in charge of what's trash
>>70624644
>>They trap it in a 10,000 inch steel box and experiment on it for decades.
It can shapeshift so it clearly can turn into an ant and disappear in the smallest crack. Good luck ever trapping it, bitch.
>>70624662
Did you watch the movie? The white knight literally does this.
>>70626831
That would be brilliant.
>>70644215
How do you know it was turn into anything other than a person?
>>70644215
>It can shapeshift so it clearly can turn into an ant
I don't think it can turn into something the size of your penis.
Just sleep with kardashian and you're safe for life
>>70635580
your a dorable
>>70631925
>>70632990
>>70636702
What >>70632970 means is this:
If you fuck someone, and they fuck 1000 people, the curse will still only go to one person, and not 1000 people. And that person likely only has sex like once a week (because people don't spend thousands of dollars on prostitutes a month). Then it goes back to the whore and then back to you. Meaning you actually need to make sure that not only the woman you sleep with is promiscuous, but the people she sleeps with too.
The solution is a Porn star because : you sleep with Porn star 1, soon after she sleeps with Porn star 2, who then sleeps with Porn star 3, etc.
The porn star might have a husband, but if she's willing to have sex with you (not a Porn star) she likely isn't.
