>>70616185
Azor Jon
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
First for Stannis, best king and rightful husbando of the seven Kingdoms.
>implying you wouldn't smash if you were Jon
Westeros is rightful Targaryen clay.
Remember when Arya did nothing for an entire two seasons and then left?
>>70617898
>>70617904
>he makes the thread and first posts before linking to the old thread
WE SEE YOU
>>70617898
New CLEGANEBOWL theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cn_woPvjQI
>>70617898
Nth for SansaxRobin.
So what the fuck actually happens to everybody who sails to Old Valyria?
>>70617955
>swn give you a bicep job
Why even live
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.
The Night King is the only king I plan to support.
sandor will go north with arya and meet up with sansa
cersei will set sir strong on fire in the sept with the sparrows.
>I would move mountains to fuck my sister
come on jaimes
>>70617950
>>70617994
Sooooooooonn ....
>>70617987
They get a /fa/ as fuck suit of Valyrian mail and get proclaimed Supreme Edgelord by the Edgemoot.
>>70617964
>>70617964
>>70617964
Real new thread
dance of the dragons
>>70617900
thank youfeel free to post manny more :3
So Jorah is going to get Quentyn'd after someone tells him that dragon fire cures that shit?
>>70617991
>>70617950
>>70617965
He's been doing that for ages
>>70618018
fuck off, this one was made first
>>70618031
Exactly what I thought.
Either Dragon fire or the touch of a dragonkin ie Khalories
>>70618018
Fuck off with your bastard shit
>>70618058
good post
Best feet on the show?
>>70617933
Real good taste.
>>70618018
Don't be fag anon
>>70617965
I made the last 3 threads
I didn't post Azor Jon though
http://www.bustle.com/articles/165007-the-lord-stoneheart-game-of-thrones-theory-suggests-robb-stark-could-return
>Hear me out. I realize that Robb Stark was murdered, had his head removed from his body and then had Grey Wind's head impaled onto his body but that's not necessarily the end of him. Jon Snow was stabbed like six times and left to die in the snow but he came back, so don't count anything out just yet. Like I stated before, Lady Stoneheart is a Catelyn Stark zombie who returns for revenge against those that killed her family. Well, couldn't Robb Stark do the same thing
>One reason that this seems like a possibility is the fact that Robb has been mentioned approximately a billion times this season so far and his image at the Red Wedding has even been shown to Bran in a vision. Is this merely a coincidence?
>Why is Robb Stark such an integral part of every plot line this season? There has to be a reason because I think we all know that Game of Thrones doesn't do throwaway plots. If a long deceased character is mentioned over and over again, there is likely a reason.
>Robb could come back and help Sansa and Jon defeat Ramsay to take back Winterfell. How badass would that be? Seriously, I can't even deal with how amazing that plot would be. Roose Bolton struck the death blow to Robb, so killing his psychotic son and taking down his house would be poetic to say the least.
>I am ready to see Lord Stoneheart be a thing. Robb Stark needs to come back and silence all of the sh*t talking about him that has been occurring lately and avenge the wrongs against his family.
How can anyone compete against this calibre of entertainment journalism?
someone please post the GRRM calling sam a nice guy and being a beta
thank you very much
>>70617979
>>70618091
yours too anon
>>70618112
Literally everyone except Gendry has returned.
>>70618027
Would you a Sophie?
>>70618137
>>70617927
her face started to show the fatness beneath. that is not good.
There have been numerous undisputable masterpieces in fantasy genre, such as the strikingly realistic classic Lord of the Rings or its medieval counterpart The Witcher. Game of Thrones will not join their ranks; its surface is too generic, its presentation too provocative and its messages too obscure. Its take on the abysmal is an illumination in one person’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s perversion. It will remain underground – treasured by the most avant-garde among intellectuals for its edifying if horrifying insight into the fundaments of human morality. Philistines and self-proclaimed critics alike will shun Game of Thrones, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes wisdom to appreciate its subtleties, and courage to side with the unpopular opinion. Sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones.
Superficially, Game of Thrones appears to be a series which caters to the most proletarian among men; aloof critics dismiss it as such often without a second thought. As complacent as these self-proclaimed "understanders of complexity" are, they fail to realize that Game of Thrones is a cult classic, a chef d'oeuvrea buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism. This gem is hidden because it does not shine; it is buried because its tone is that of abyssal black. Game of Thrones pries into to the darkest corners of our subconscious, the most visceral of our cognition, the most carnal of our urges, and the most primal of our instincts.
As brilliantly put by Cattalus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"; to describe the artistic qualia of Game of Thrones would be to describe music to the deaf, color to the blind or beauty to the philistine. The painting speaks for itself, and it is up to the player to fully absorb its depth. Its sublimity will ever be debated yet always remain objectively irrefutable; the fundamental insight it provides into human and perhaps animalistic nature may shape the basis of fantasy genre for centuries to come.
>>70618137
those shoes are qt
>>70618137
Hairy jew muff under there. 100%
>>70618162
>Literally everyone except Gendry has returned
>>70618178
She's a fucking slag
>>70617974
No.
It is showdown
>>70618178
>17
Wow! Photoshop is amazing!!
what would you let her do to you?
>>70618194
Just you wait until he comes out of nowhere to save Arya
>>70618137
>>70618091
>>70618058
>>70617950
reminder that season 4 was the best season
>based tyrion scenes with jaime in the cell were a good version of HS boredom room
>based red viper
>CIA reaches the height of schemes and sansa stops being an idiot
>tyrion's trial
prove me wrong
>>70618239
Crucifying Jews again?
Whats with the random clips at the beginning of Preston videos?
>>70618226
Strangle me with her tights
>>70618114
Even D&D aren't going to Dragonball Z the show up.
>>70618184
>As brilliantly put by Cattalus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
>>70618106
We see you jonautist
>>70618226
do a 360 and walk away
>>70618112
I'm going to miss that picture. One of the best /got/ memes
>>70618264
"""""""""""humor"""""""""""" as perceived by someone on the spectrum
>>70618264
I don't know. I think he just puts in bits he thinks are boring or unimportant or silly.
>>70618031
Nah he'll get the burnt smoking arm that victarion has in the books.
He'll go to Assai or some exotic place and find a red priest or priestess to do it.
>>70618226
>>70618182
>>70618178
>>70618163
>>70618137
>>70618106
>>70618091
>>70618058
>>70618114
If we got Lord Stoneheart it should be Ned, not Robb.
>>70618281
more of a Maisiefriend but thanks for noticing me senpai
>>70618333
Robb the wolfman would be entertaining, though
>>70618264
Its a joke anon.
>>70618308
he put the sam dad stuff in this time week though, which is silly as that scene provided excellent exposition on the Tarly's and Sam's banishment to the wall.
>>70618333
Either way you'd have to find their heads. And I'm pretty sure Neds bones now.
![Game of Thrones S01E04 Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_23.42_[2016.05.13_23.15.13].png](https://i.imgur.com/52hSrnX.jpg "Game of Thrones S01E04 Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_23.42_[2016.05.13_23.15.13].png")
>>70618097
WHERE
MY
JON
BROS
AT
>>70618358
the boy never lost a battle....before and after death . So that's where all money will go, on wolf-head CGI
memes
>>70618258
>>70618239
The Romans would've never tolerated these frogfu postings.
>>70618384
>>>/rebbit/
>>70618281
>>70618353
Perfect, this image is spot on
>>70618114
>Game of Thrones doesn't do throwaway plots
Gendry made Harvard's rowing team?
>>70618384
Ill throw my support behind Jon once he is proven and declared a targaryen
>Yara only went to fuck a woman because she didnt want to make her brother feel bad about her getting fucked with a dick, because he lost his dick
>>70618396
Better that than on kelly c's dragons
>>70618368
He was making fun of Sams lack of hunting knowledge even though later in that very scene he seems to know all about it as he should.
![Game of Thrones S02E05 The Ghost Of Harrenhal (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_31.35_[2016.06.01_18.24.00].png](https://i.imgur.com/vV3dYsO.jpg "Game of Thrones S02E05 The Ghost Of Harrenhal (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_31.35_[2016.06.01_18.24.00].png")
Drogon is cute!
>>70618384
we are here bro, with his queen
>>70618323
lmao
>>70618462
Shows Sam regresses into a pathetic fuccboi in the presence of his Dad, who only favors martial prowess.
THE ONLY KING I MEAN KNEEL FOR!!!!
>>70618427
Soon
>>70618487
I tolerate DanyxJon shipping cause I hate Jonsa more.
>>70618466
I want a pet dragon tbqh
>>70618421
>Claims not to be a jonautists
>has a pic from long ago for when he's called out
Nothing wrong with being a jonautist. Just embrace it.
>>70618517
What about /Jongaery/
>>70618502
one true king
>Prince Daeron gave a weary shrug. "Egg has the truth of it. Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he's a dragon in human form, you know. That's why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn't born a Fossoway, then he'd think himself an apple and we'd all be a deal safer, but there you are."
kek
>>70618399
Ellie isn't jewish.
>>70618517
it is the rightful shipping after all
Game of Thrones, season 8 episode 10:
>Before departing to the Tower of the Hand for a good night's sleep, Tyrion turns around and looks at the royal couple, her grace Queen Daenerys and Prince consort Jon Stark, and says, "truly, it was a song of ice and fire"
>"more like a Game of Thrones", says Varys who had been hiding in the shadows until then
>both laugh
>Varys turns to the damera and winks
>Tyrion resumes his walk and begins whistling the Rains of Castamere as the credits fade-in
>and who
>>70618502
What the fuck is this 1 second tumblr gif
Will ser alliser suck Jon's benis once he finds out Jon is a Targ?
>>70618554
That bitch wants to be Queen. She would marry Dany.
![[Resolve intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yFgB5lZ.gif "[Resolve intensifies].gif")
>>70618558
Now and always.
>>70618554
you can fuck off
>>70618567
It's a meme.
>>70618585
she really should wear her hair with bangs more often
>>70618583
Why should he give a fuck?
>>70618568
>>70618568
>>70618554
>>70618487
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>70618554
I feel love huh
>>70618609
BASED
>>70618583
Alliser is dead
>>70618568
>it is the rightful shipping after all
>>70618615
>>70618617
cause he's a targ loyalist. its why hes at the wall
>>70618569
>Prince consort
he is the fukkin king
>>70618585
best girl
>>70618487
>>70618568
>>70618618
Delete this.
>>70618583
I imagine Allister is dead in the books dude
Where my stannisfags at?
Give 1 (one) piece of evidence that Ellie is jewish.
>>70618609
can someone post this actual interview?
>>70618568
She has a nice smile. Pity she looks like a mongoloid when she's playing Dany.
>>70618421
>>70618658
>>70618666
Why is Sophie Turner a CIA fangirl?
>>70618671
Right here!
>>70618644
This.
![Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_48.13_[2016.06.08_18.02.48].png](https://i.imgur.com/DbOVCGf.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_48.13_[2016.06.08_18.02.48].png")
>>70617933
>>70618700
>Why does Sophie like CIA
Because he's a big guy for her.
>>70618611
she looks like she should be writing a diary in a jewish attic
>>70618700
>>70618695
That comic I posted is literally exactly what happened though
>Person says it was him who made the thread
>OMG JONAUTIST FUCK off
>turns out it's Maisiefag
>>70618698
Goddamn
>>70618649
That was along time ago and he's still a bastid
>>70618624
She feels our love
>>70618750
delete this
Jon came back.
Hound came back.
Benjen came back.
Please let him come back too.
>>70618694
she has her shining moments
>>70618744
>its a frogfag thinks he's trolling thread
>>70618715
DELETE THIS! Don't give him an upgrade!!
>>70618744
>hiding in a jewish attic
So that's how Anne Frank got caught. Dumb bitch.
>>70618768
>>70618671
Reporting for duty.
>>70618581
I would have followed you to the end. My captain. My King.
So these threads are strictly meme now?
>>70618768
Those 3 were good guys, Stannis is a kinslaying, grandmother fucking autist
>>70618732
>>70618751
You just know.
>>70618768
>Melissandre revives Jon
>doesnt think about reviving Stannis
JUST
>>70618810
>now
>>70618585
She looks like s1 bran lmfao
>>70618801
I hope Brienne dismembered him and left him to bleed out
>promise me Ned *giggles*
>>70618826
But that is a movie, anon.
>>70618750
lmfao
>>70618768
give it up fag hes dead
>>70618810
>>70618817
he's her favourite sneaky manlet
>>70618831
naw, his hair was way more queer
>>70618844
DELETE THIS RITE NAO
>>70618554
No
>>70618831
>Implying that's not a good thing
>>70618666
Why the fuck does her hair look so great here and like such hot shit on the show in a very similar style?
>>70618554
That guy on the right is so fucking jelly.
>best couple
>>70618810
Its the middle of the week. What else is there?
>>70618886
she's a big guy
>>70618886
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70618810
>now
>>70618892
because they don't set out to make her look pretty in the show
same thing with brienne, who looks pretty good when all caked up like here >>70618886
i could be wrong
Auntcest when?
WHERE THE FUCK IS GHOST?
>>70618904
>you JUST know
>>70618886
>Fans sent her messages saying she should be Brienne of Tarth in GOT
>She read the books to find out who this character is
Do you think she felt offended when she realised Brienne is just a big, masculine, ugly woman? And that's what people thought of her?
>>70618647
Jamies going to climb that big bitch. they are gonna meet up again in Riverun by the end of the season. [spoilers]which probably Zombie Catelyn ....
>>70618946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2msR5g817Y
>>70618946
with melly
>>70618936
Story behind this image? Are they dating IRL?
>>70618946
Sleeping
>>70618946
with melisandre
>>70618886
That's old news, they broke up
>>70618989
>>70619004
>>70618936
soon brother
>>70618917
Sure, that's because I'm not Jonjon
>>70618912
She is Margaery's sweet lady knight.
>>70618934
Brienne > Gwendoline
>>70618936
Look at the guns on her
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>>70618810
There is nothing left to talk about, The speculation runs dry, the shippers run out of photos, this is inevitable.
>>70619039
>No Sansa dies option
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70618999
nah they just kissed for the photoshoot iirc. emilia, rose and kit are very good friends. they've probably had a 3-way.
>>70619054
Mad Queen Dany would never settle for half the realm.
Who /Braenerys/ here?
>>70619021
They cover her fat arms with blurry snow. Top kek
>>70618999
yes.
>>70619020
>the cave is dark and full of terrors
>>70619081
she will die regardless. the question is of those pairings which is the best. if you hate them all, just choose the one you hate the least.
>>70618892
Because she is wearing make up and her hair is kinda loose which makes it cute
Aryas Braavos style on the show is so fucking horrid I don't think any girl on the show would look good with it, who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
Was it you DABID?
>>70619105
Once her army rapes up a storm and her dragons burn down peoples homes, the people will rush to her support.
>>70618698
more sophie undie pics please
>>70618751
I've always wondered what the context for this picture is
>>70619039
Sansa X CIA is creepy and disgusting. Baelish doesn't actually give a fuck about her, he's just fucking her because he couldn't fuck Cat.
But Jon and Sansa? Now there is actually something there. Jon can really be honest and protect her and she can serve his needs with her nasty slag ass.
>>70619122
fuck off.
>>70619018
Why are you telling lies?
>>70619123
kit is probably fucking chuffed to be around a girl shorter than him for once
Is there still hope that he will appear in the show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ9XDFiFj8o
>>70619180
It's not my fault she's a fatty... It's not yours either.
![Game of Thrones S02E05 The Ghost Of Harrenhal (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_31.27_[2016.06.01_18.23.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/JPG7W8L.jpg "Game of Thrones S02E05 The Ghost Of Harrenhal (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_31.27_[2016.06.01_18.23.24].png")
AEGON! AEGON! AEGON!
>>70619157
No they would probably all hate her and cower in fear. That doesn't mean she wouldn't form ranks after taking only half the realm or that the thrice battered north could stop her.
>>70619039
The only pairing that quench the ambition of Da Kween Af Da Norf is SweetRobinxSalsa.
The North, the Vale and a good claim to Riverun.
>>70618960
>Brienne is just a big, masculine, ugly woman
More like big strong cool tough lady knight
>>70618235
Muh dick would go diamonds
>>70619203
who cares? he gets the pussy easily
>>70619179
>salsa x cia is creepy and disgusting because it's like incest he loved her mom!!!
>actual incest is fine tho :)
jonsafag logic strikes again.
>DAVID
>BENIOFF
>IS
>THE
>HOTTEST
>MEN
>IN
>GAME
>OF
>THRONES
<3
>>70619151
AYY
STOP THIS
WHY DOES EVERY GOT GRIL WANT TO BANG KITLET IRL?
RRRREEE JUST
>>70619271
Kinslaying scum
>>70618918
Timeless classic
>>70619295
Salsa CIA is creepy because Bealish is a disgusting old guy who is getting revenge at Cat for not spreading her legs for him.
Jon on the other hand is someone who is closer in age whom she shares more in common with. Incest is irrelevent, Jaime fucks Cersei. Targs fuck Targs. It's fantasy medieval bullshit, who cares.
>>70619221
she is just thick. not fat
>>70619305
>DABID fan
>No grasp of even basic English
pottery
>>70619179
GRRM gave an interview where he explicitly said that CIA has genuine feelings for Sansa, retard.
Stop trying to act like you know the characters/story better than the fat man.
>>70619338
>>70619353
Don't kid youself
>>70619088
that would be like my dream three way
>tfw I will never be kit harington
>>70619232
Its gonna be great when he smashes the Tyrells at Stormsend.
>>70618226
Step on my balls
>>70619203
Hrs fucking rose Leslie ,million of womans want his dick desperately while you loser will die a virgin
>DAVID BENIOFF<3
<<3
<<33
>>70619371
The show is not the books. I don't give a fuck what that fat autistic salad dressing huffer says. If people think CIA didn't know about Ramsay then they're retarded.
>"I know what you want, Lord Baelish."
>". . . . Do you?"
>>70619399
If only he was alive to see it
>>70619295
cousin fucking doesn't count as incest. aunt fucking on the other hand
>>70619295
>incest
they aren't even related
>>70619397
A white women with an army of brown savages. This will only workout well.
>>70619151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHCr3Np8F3c
ayy lmao
>>70619391
she is not. dammit.
>>70619359
>DAVID
>IS
>HOT
>TALENTED
>RICH!
>DAVID IS THE PERFECT MEN <3
![CU7KtXdW4AIqmHS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YN2gzoa.jpg "CU7KtXdW4AIqmHS[1].jpg")
CONFESS
>>70619295
>implying they're related
>>70619425
That fat arm of hers is bigger than his fucking torso... Jesus Christ!
>>70618250
Season 5 is best
>Tyrion makes it to Meereen in epic fashion
>that cuck Jorah get friendzoned exiled and greyscaled
>Dany rides Drogon fucking epic
>Barristan "the cuck" Selmy gets owned by the Harpy
>Arya begins assassin training
>finally see Lena Headey full frontal
Impossible to top tbqh
No wonder DABID wants to end the show ASAP
My momma don't likes you and she likes everyone.
