When was the last time Harry Potter has done it
To Hermione Granger, FOR aiding and abetting a terrorist and enemy of the state 6000 points.
And to Harry Potter for sucking my di- uh for sticking it to soul sucking dementors 10000 points.
Gryffindor wins faggots
>>70615625
>>70616037
What the fuck are you talking about
>get called out for being an autist and changing your spam
>go back to it like the pleb you are
Yikes city
>>70615625
HOWEVER
DIDYAPUTYOURNAMEINDAGOBLETOFFIRE???!!!
>>70617749
Very best of evenings to you all. First off, let me introducethe newest member of our staff. Horace Slughorn. Professor Slughorn, I'm happy to say,has agreed to resume his old post...as Potions Master. Meanwhile, the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts...will be taken by Professor Snape. As you know, each and every one of you were searched upon your arrival here tonight.And you have the right to know why. Once, there was a young man. Like you, sat in this very hall. Walked this castle's corridors. Slept under it's roof. You see, to all the world, a student like any other. His name: Tom Riddle. Today of course, is known all over the world by another name. Which is why as I stand, looking out upon you all tonight, I'm reminded of a sobering fact. Every day, every hour, this very minute, perhaps...dark forces attempt to penetrate this castle's walls. But in the end, that greatest weapon...is you. Just something to think about. Now off to bed, beep beep.
Gambons is best Dumbledore desu. Hes directed badly in goblet. 3 and 6 he was fantastic.
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>>70615625
NAO
>>70617616
Thanks, but we need to realize how bad this industry is now. For example, Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>70619200
>gatsby godtier
Didn't read further.
>>70619200
>brave new world low tier
