ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE MILLION DOLLARS
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=warcraft.htm
Only 1 day into China release and still not released domestically
How much can this vidyakino make?
Vidyakino is here to stay
>>70614318
over 500mil I'm calling it
And so, the Blizzard Cinematic Universe was born
599 US DOLLARS
>no movie-videogame tie in game
>>70614318is that a lot?
>>70614781
The movie's budget was around $160 million
>>70614826
But is it above average for chink audiences?
Imagine how much money a Starcraft movie would make overseas.
>>70614876
It made $46 million in just the last 24 hours, 2nd biggest opening ever in China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK3dvCUoXYc
>>70614883
Nothing because they can't play with it
The Mists of Pandaria movie is going to make a trillion dollars
>>70614318
Confirmed for bigger than Avatar.
Is Duncan Jones elite?
>>70614883
lol
Do the Koreans even know about the SC lore?
But Rotten Tomaoes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opRJ_uWBcLY
>>70614982
>expecting $228 million from China over the next 3 days
Based China saving vidyakino
It's also gotten a pretty cushy US release date. There's not a whole lot out there worth going to see right now.
>>70615000
did Kung fu panda do well there?
>>70614982
>ywn propose your night elf gf
jdimsa
>>70614318
Going to see it in a few hours, can't wait.
>>70615087
>>70615000
Nah, Asians hate Hollywood movies featuring Asians.
MARVEL: BTFO
WAITU PIGGU NAYSAYERS: BTFO
DC: NOT EVEN PLAYING THE SAME GAME
UR MUM: FUCKED BY DUNCAN JONES
BUT BUT IT WAS GONNA FAIL
JUST LOOK AT MY NEGATIVE 50 ON RT
>>70615000
Based Duncan Jones will save the storyline and everything that happened after WC3 wont be in the cinematic universe.
>>70615222
but hollywood caters to china by adding more asians like in that one movie
With China creaming over this movie so hard and their box office growing at 50% a year its going to get sequels for sure
Warcraft cinematic universe is all but confirmed as of now
>>70615000
what is that, like 40 quadrillion yen?
box offices sound really impressive in asia
>>70615222
Entire Asian casts yes but adding a Donnie Yen or Daniel Wu to your all white cast is going to bump up your chink interest considerably
>>70615309
>no "Uther is actually alive, he just hit his head lol"
>>70615411
>uther
muradin ya dingus
Of course they'd release this movie in China before US. This movie was basically made for them. Finally all the ten trillion gold farmers have something to watch while they yank on their tiny egg rolls.
>>70615547
why would they want to watch a movie about work?
>>70615612
>what is Office Space
>>70615612
Because gooks are soulless ants who live to work.
Who will play based Garithos?
>2016
>Warcraft grosses over $1bi worldwide, open doors to sequels
>2022
>Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos World Premiere
>Vidyakino finally arrives
>100% Rotten Tomatoes Score
>Leonardo diCaprio as Arthas Menethil
>J.K. Simmons as Uther the Lightbringer
>Massive audience success
>Grosses over $9 billion dollars in two weeks
>Blizzard Cinematic Universe is born
>2027
>Starcraft movie adaptation set to release in 2031 directed by Duncan Jones
>2028
>Duncan Jones misteriously disappears
>Blizzcon 2030
>Blizzard is now going to announce the new director to Starcraft
>silence
>We are proud to announce that George Lucas is set to write and direct the Starcraft films
>Leave Starkino to me
>Mixed reactions
>2035
>Starcraft: The Zerg Menace is released
>2% Rotten Tomatoes Score
>movie theaters are dealing with audience members throwing up in the cinema during Starcraft sessions
>George Lucas set out to make a public apology
>I may have gone too far in a few places
>2042
>vidyakino vanishes
>hollywood stops making movies
>they can't top Duncan Jones's brilliance in the Warcraft saga
>2044
>aliens invade the Earth
>billions of deaths
>humankind is at the brink of extinction
>alien assault suddenly stops
>the entire world is watching
>the mothership flies down
>it opens it's main door
>strong red light comes out of the door
>two shadows appear from the inside
>they head to the outside of the mothership
>it's David Bowie alongside with his son, Duncan jones
>the world is amazed
>no one can believe it
>David Bowie prepares to make a speech
>then suddenly
>Duncan Jones starts crying out loud
>what is wrong, my son?
>Duncan can't say anything
>David Bowie approaches him closely and ask it again
>Duncan Jones reaches to his pocket
>takes a knife out of it
>what are you doing, son?
>David gets stabbed by his son
>the world is surprised
>is he our savior?
>Duncan grabs the mic
>says his dad was an alien all along
>says the human destruction was all part of his plan
>why?
>>70615000
Underrated. Trips confirm.
/TV/ BTFO HAHAHAHAHA
Fucking chinese
>>70615000
I'm 25minutes in and it's pretty good actually.
>>70616006
HAPPENING
/tv/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
WE'VE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE DAY 1 THAT RT CRITICS ARE COMPLETE HACKS
>not enough quips
>>70616469
>It's too racist!
but RT said...
>>70616604
>MUH SHITTY CGI
These plebs don't care about movies, they care exclusively about technical advancements for the sake of it. These /v/ invaders have brought their cancerous console wars diatribes into movies
>>70615919
nice
>>70616469
>not enough quips
did one of them really say that
>>70616739
they actually did
>>70616739
can't post a pic because I'm busy but here is the quote
>Warcraft occasionally manages to feel both rushed and dull, impressively staged and disengaged. True, a few quips in the abyss help to alleviate the lumbering piece. But there aren't enough ...
>>70615919
>not putting "succeeding you, father"
Missed potential
I really wanted this movie to be good, so I'm gonna go in completely neutral. But everything I've seen so far looks so fucking god awful.
And China is a literal fucking tumor on the movie industry.
I can't wait for kino to boil down to 2 hours of mindless fun for our own sakes. Take all these boring dramas and biopics to the television screen you old farts.
>>70616469
>RT CRITICS
THERE ARE NO "RT CRITICS", THE CRITICS DON'T WORK FOR RT.
Chinks are subhuman. Everyone knew this trash would make half a billion over there because this is the kind of shit they eat up
