What are some top-tier Kitchen Nightmares?
hotel hell
Original UK series
The one where he shouts at the owner and the staff, that was hilarious.
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
>>70614218
its like kanoguti made the noise
10/10
Every Kitchen Nightmare UK
also,
>Sebastian's
>The Mixing Bowl Eatery
>Fiesta Sunrise
>Hot Potato Cafe
>Capri
>Down City
>The Burger Kitchen
>La Galleria
>Amy's Baking Company
>>70614508
>Every Kitchen Nightmare UK
>>70614552
>it doesn't have cymbal crashes mixed louder than the clearly scripted dialogue every five seconds
>so boring lmao
Every episode of kitchen nightmares, both US and UK
>I know nothing about cooking or operating a business!
>I'll open a restaurant
>"do this, this, and this and it'll save the restaurant
>I don't want to do that don't tell me how to run my restaurant
>just kidding
UK:
>Bonaparte's
21 year old blags his way into a head chef's job and unsurprisingly has no fucking clue what he's doing. Gordon demolishes him and ruins his life, to this day from police reports and news on the guy since.
>La Parra Burriana
Comfiest episode of Kitchen Nightmares, with clueless idiots running a restaurant in Spain with chocolate prawns, porno-sized sausages and dogshit on the floor. Best episode to be introduced to the series.
>Piccolo Teatro
Owner refuses to work at all, eventually walks out on the show to become a hooker in Paris - literally true-.
>The Fish and Anchor
Ramsay walks into the middle of a fucking domestic. Also Shrek in a frock.
US:
>Sebastian's
Pick & mix menu and delusional owner cause Ramsay's mind to cave in.
>Amy's Baking Company
Self-explanatory.
>The Burger Kitchen
One of the biggest clusterfucks Ramsay has ever walked into. Owner is the son of a huge mob figure from Australia, he himself has scammed his own children, who have various mental problems too. I felt bad for Ramsay to have to be there.
>>70616206
You forgot the best part of the show, when they go inspect their kitchen and find all sorts of ungodly toxic sludge.
Charlie's
Why did Tommy have so much sadness in his heart?
>>70614121
you're mom LMAO XD
YOU NEED THE FUCKING TICKET
>>70618183
He's a closeted homosexual, it's pretty obvious.
>>70618183
I live around the block, closed a few months ago. His crying was pathetic, his daughter sexy/high test.
>>70619025
>high test
pics
>>70614150
this, just now finished last night's episode, ridiculous
This daft witch of a woman is infuriating, that place decrepit, the food disgusting. Baking burgers then putting them in the fridge to boil to order. Freezing a store-bought rotisserie chicken for 6 months before microwaving it. Dreadful.
UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQFhK4GPYY
US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9McVmg_YRs
Which is better?
>>70619241
We all know UK is comfier while US is funnier
>>70619136
can't wait for part 2
>>70619025
did you go in and play with those big fat dago tits?
also wasn't there another qt waitress there too?
>>70614121
Fuck all of that.
The F Word is what you should be watching.
>>70619241
>UK Gordon Ramsay
>tries to be reasonable
>focus is on the business, less on the drama
>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things
>US Gordon Ramsay
>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating them like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his shows are from UK KN, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)
>BLEEP
>orchestra blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the audience should feel at any given scene
>feels like reality TV
>>70620947
I would argue the UK show is just as manipulative, but in different ways.
There's several times they cut the audio and Gordon's narration comes over the top to blame the the incompetent owners or chefs for problems that are happening on screen. In the Parra Burriana episode, he keeps pushing for the owner to serve Gordon's simpler menu rather than his own during service. When the owner eventually does, it causes mass confusion and the night goes even worse, but Gordon's narration kicks in before we see this to explain that the owner 'pushed the button too late', and it's the staff's incompetence that fucked them.
I'm not saying that it wasn't necessarily the staffs fault, but there's a lot of these tricks throughout the series to make Gordon come off better than he might otherwise.
>>70614121
POO IN LOO
