Lyanna Stark edition
>>70602550
Azor Jon
Frogfu, purest of waifus.
Actually literally perfect
Westeros is rightful Targaryen clay
First for Bearloli
When Arya fell into the water, seeing as her vagina is a hole wouldn't the hole fill up and make her heavier so she would drown?
First for Stannis, best king and best mature man
sweet girlon the iron throne
what is his problem, guys?
Nth for best girl.
aleph zeroth for stannis is alive
>>70604211
t. landwhale
>>70604228
>kinslayer x2
>mangina
>incompetent
meed to say more?
Claiming this thread in the name of the One True King
>>70604195
Probably the fucking ugliest woman on this fucking show
>>70604223
Vaginas can close when faced with legitimate threats of drowning.
>>70604169
Oh boy another Pedo OP
We already have the riverlands and the grave digger. If LSH shows up does that confirm season 5 was just shit filler trying to wait for the fat man to finish his books?
She died because she aimed for landmass and not water
Why do people suspect theon is going to get a volcano cock? What's the volcano meme?
is lancel rip?
>>70604243
>balding
>autistic
>no fashion sense
what a shitter
>>70604269
lol
>>70604258
That's Arya
post best scenes
>>70604287
Hopefully
>>70604243
VIDEO REVIEW WHEN RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70604253
Rude tbqh
Queen of love and Highgarden edition
Is he the final boss?
>>70604270
Red priestesses can restore body parts but leave them molten and smoky
>>70604243
>I stole soup from a woman because she didn't pay the iron price for it
>>70604258
Probably the shittiest taste on this fucking board.
>>70604309
Soon I think. He posted recently on reddit
>>70604243
He's an old guy.
Also a scrupulous boring lawyer consultant.
Anyone else here redteamreview? In his most recent video he said the actor that plays Bronn and the actor that plays Cersei used to be in a relationship that ended badly and they are not allowed to film scenes together.
>>70604270
Theon's uncle had a volcano arm he got from a red priest from... magic. Theon, probably replaced his Uncle and since Theon's hand is fine...
>>70604238
I have no idea what the hell the drawing of the flower was supposed to mean in this scene.
i dont understand the salad jokes...
is it because gurm is fat?
I've finally realised how Septon Meribald saved him. They carried his body to the nearest pond and threw it in.
>>70604336
Nah I refuse to believe it. You faggots are just being contrarian like you always are - there's no way you actually find her attractive.
>>70604340
That's a well known fact.
>>70604313
septa unella when?
>>70604331
She stole his soup back though.
>>70604169
>Lyanna is somehow bigger and older looking than Ned
>even though he's her elder by 3-4 years
>Ned was sent to the Eyrie for fostering at the age of 8
>so that means that's Lyanna at the age of 4 or 5
Fucking hacks.
>>70604316
Not lost body parts, at least not as far as we know
>>70604344
Is he still alive?
>>70604256
Nice, saved!
Anyone have the bedwetters copypasta?
Harrenhal when?
Night King knew about immunity to stabs human head on water, that's why he haven't followed them
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70604270
There's an Azor Theon copypasta that gets posted every so often
apart from the volcano cock partthe theory is actually kinda convincing
>>70604349
>Preston meets George at a con
>Preston has plans to ask George about his theory
>George cuts him off to discuss salad dressing with somebody else
Who's /JORAH/ here?
>>70604299
>>70604169
What are this week's best memeys?
>>70604256
based
>>70604370
girls have a growth spurt around that age before guys do. I remember from back when I was a kid a couple of years ago.
>>70604349
>Preston: I've read Dream Song and you had another thing about the path less taken?
>GURM: I don't know, it's dressing, I was thinking of putting it on the salad.
>Then George began having a conversation about salad dressings with someone else at the table.
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>post yfw Ian McElhinney will never get to play a non-butchered Barristan
and he could've set up TOJ so perfectly, the reveal is currently relying on two lines by Ned and Robert in the first episode and one line by Littlefinger last season, i really wonder if most people even know who Rhaegar and Lyanna are
>>70604397
That's like asking who's /cuck/ here.Pretty much everyone
>>70604403
SWEET
Young Stunner: Aged 18 – 20. She’s a stunner of a brunette. The actress has a couple of scenes, and a great final scene where there is a major twist. This role shot the week of August 5th in Belfast.
COUPLE OF SCENES
TOURNEY AT HARRENHAL FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
>>70604269
Does Westeros take place in the Source engine?
>>70604390
ugh I bet her ass tastes so fucking good
>>70604410
>schadenfreude
wow rude
>>70604403
imho (in my humble opinion)
>>70604340
>Tyrion: Muh Sistah is a cunt.
>Bronn: That she is.
It was the truth all along.
>>70604403
>>70604356
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I love Stannis.
>>70604346
It's the symbol of their house, it's not exactly a super secret subtle message, she's just saying she's just pretending to be brainwashed but her loyalties are still with the house. Or you could also interpret it as her saying that roses have thorns so she's being a nice rose to the faith and stuff but she still has the thorns.
How do we add more diversity to GoT
>>70604287
Lancel looks like Brad from Home Improvement
>>70604427
>>70604356
>You faggots are just being contrarian like you always are
Then why does everyone think Arya is ugly
Check mate. We mainstream as fuck
>>70604410
>Satin
Jon agrees
but i doubt gurm eats salad...
so what does it mean?
>>70604403
>people thought marg wasn't still a manipulative bitch
>>70604349
Preston Jacobs, an AOIAF speculation theorist, bought a ticket for the meeting with George Martin. Trying to make sure George answers his questions without saying "lol, read the next book", Preston asked about George's older works and inspiration instead (trying to fish out some hints). George derailed all questions, said that he doesn't remember his old works at all himself, and talked about what salad dressing and pizza he likes instead.
>>70604489
He eats dressing with a sprinkle of greens on top
I'm developing House Volmark for an RPG character and I was trying to come up with an appropriate motto for them. Their sign is a black leviathan on a grey sea; sometimes that's interpreted as a whale, sometimes as a sea monster. At any rate I was thinking something tapping into that would work, for example:
>From the darkest depths
>Terror in the depth
>From the deep we rise
Any thoughts /got/? You're probably better at this sort of thing than you think.
>you now realize there was a lake near Stannis last time we saw him
>>70604503
That's why they love her, pleb.
>>70604346
t. retard
>>70604443
Dude that's gross
Anons, lets talk about what happens after 3 weeks.
/got/ will be banned for a year agian.
where do we go?
How about /qst/?
We could make a qst related /got/ but it would secretly jsut be a /got/ general with 750 post limit, we could shitpost in character too with the colored id
>>70604427
most people don't know who Ramsay Bolton is
let that sink in first, anon.
>>70604516
Superiority At Any Expense
>>70604516
>Pledged to Dany
>>70604494
If only there was river to jump into, I would have survived!
>>70604516
Dwarfing All?
>>70604548
>boy hips
>no ass
>>70604539
Why are you signing your post as a retard?
I suppose it's fitting though since you're too dumb to get how signing things works.
>>70604397
Why the hell did he go all the way to Vaes Dothrak to help her if he intended to just leave her with Chaadrio afterwards because of his stone aids and emo attitude?
>When were you happiest?
Playing football in the school playground at lunchtime.
>What is your earliest memory?
Giving my sister "Smarties" that I knew were pills.
>Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Russell Brand, for being his own man.
>What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Grandiosity/submissiveness.
>What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Disagreeing with me.
>What makes you unhappy?
Other people.
>If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would you choose?
Procoptodon – a giant kangaroo.
>Who would play you in the film of your life?
Daniel Auteuil.
>Is it better to give or to receive?
They're neck-and-neck.
>What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Schadenfreude.
>What is the worst job you've done?
Work experience in a bank when I was 15.
>What is your favourite book?
Gargoyles, by Thomas Bernhard.
>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
"I slept with Doug."
>What do you owe your parents?
The whole damn thing.
>To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
Not much point in apologising yet, because I'm still doing all the stuff I'd apologise for.
>What or who is the love of your life?
Naomi.
>What does love feel like?
Liberation.
>What was the best kiss of your life?
On the coach coming back from the German exchange with Sandra Hurst.
>Which living person do you most despise, and why?
Me, unfortunately. For all the stuff I should apologise for.
>How often do you have sex?
Between and including never and often.
>What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A sense of purpose.
>What song would you like played at your funeral?
I'd like the enormous congregation to sing Leonard Cohen's Come Healing.
>What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
"Dear incomprehension, it's thanks to you I'll be myself, in the end" (Beckett).
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a
>>70604548
I can't believe what my eyes see!
>>70604516
Rising from the Deep? Always Lurking?
>>70604567
nice
>>70604591
He wanted forgiveness before he died
>>70604556
How would they? I doubt news of some non-major house's bastard's legitimization travels fast throughout Westeros
>>70604516
Swallow you whole.
Vore is life
Ever colourblind
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70604548
You've never ate ass?
Mate... you havent lived.
>>70604556
Evil McFuckingCrazy, you mean? XD
>>70604528
>you now realize that Dumb and DABID are hacks and will never redeem Stannis
>>70604516
Their words should just be whale noises
BURRuuuuuuUUUUUU
MRrrMmmRmmoooooooo
>>70604553
The ban is rather silly without banning general meme threads as well.
>>70604344
but why
>>70604570
>you shot me!
Oh well fucking spotted
>no Howland Reed yet
>Quaithe? I dont know what you are talking about, goyim.
>Jorah will not have a volcano arm
>>70604478
BASED GEORGE
Why is it King in the North and not King of the North?
It triggers me.
>>70604642
we complained for a year, didnt do squat
>>70604417
Could you please explain that more coherently
>>70604489
He discussed salad dressing at the convention.
>>70604626
>yfw you realize that D&D are pseudonyms and it was GRRM all this time
>No preston
>No linda
What's going on
/got/ containment board when
>>70604636
I had thought of something like that looking at some of the less inspiring versions of their sigil
>literally just a whale
>>70604655
>Quaithe didn't appear to Dany in Meereen
JUST
>>70604516
Terror of the Tides
>>70604684
>A FUCKING WHALE
>>70604660
They want to be ruled by someone from their land who lives in their land, not some foreign conqueror who rules from another land.
The Targaryens and Baratheons were kings OF the north; Robb would be the king IN the north.
>>70604694
Is Lyanna Mormont a White Walker?
>>70604660
It's ironic.
As King, Robb never once stepped foot in the North. He ruled in the Riverlands throughout his reign.
>>70604655
Jorah's volcano arm
Jon's volcano life
Reek's volcano dong
Ned's volcano head
Next season is going to be sweet.
>>70604528
Oh shit, more reasons why he's alive
>>70604599
>>70604447
>Schadenfreude
Holy shit
>>70604599
BASED DILLANE
A
S
E
D
>>70604599
>"I slept with Doug."
STANNIS KEKANNIS CONFIRMED
>>70604680
Bookfag u-uprising??sacrifice DandD to Rhllorwhen?
>>70604516
Too obvious. What about
>Beneath the Waves
>>70604548
it's really not that bad provided they wash their crack every time they shower (as any hygienic human should)
It doesn't taste like shit but it does taste a little bit like ass which isn't so bad
Would getting fugged by a volcano cock hurt?
>>70604626
>so is GURM
>>70604195
The sand snake Tyene(who gets her tits out) also has played Anne Frank on a tv movie.
>D&D may have a strange fetish.
>>70604713
So what they're saying is the King in the North isn't actually King of anything
>>70604707
The version on that really cool detailled map is not too bad, but a little cartoonish
>>70604704
I do like combining 'terror' and 'tide' in some way
>>70604753
That's a good one
>>70604228
This is best mm
>>70604766
For you
>>70604344
>>70604783
Jeff Mangum involved in casting confirmed
>>70604243
I think I missed something with the salad dressing? Did George mention it?
Serious question.
The fuck is up with Viserys nipples?
>>70604756
m8 I could eat my bf's ass for days
Delish
>>70604344
>>70604645
He probably asked, I'd probably kick him in the nuts too, it's like a handshake for him.
>>70604803
>I do like combining 'terror' and 'tide' in some way
If they ever come into possession of a Valyrian steel sword, it'd be a good name
>>70604849
Yes you fucking idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0
>>70604850
It's a scar, blindfag
>>70604850
A scar?
>>70604516
>These waters pull.
>Darker beneath.
>With tail and tooth.
>>70604599
>Disagreeing with me.
If that doesn't scream R I G H T F U L then I don't know what does.
>>70604803
Terror comes with the tide
>>70604849
Yes, he decided not to answer a question regarding the inspiration for his older books and started talking about salad dressing and pizza instead on a convention.
>>70604355
what
>>70604507
GRRM was trying to politely blow him off, but Preston couldnt take the hint
>>70604850
One of the richfags who fed him and Dany when they were kids was into knife play. Seriously though, there's no way Viserys wasn't forced to sell his royal BP at least once.
>>70604355
This is the shittiest meme of the year
>>70604427
"Gather round me men...."
T__T
>>70604355
>Freshwater drowning
Absolutely haram
>>70604934
>there's no way Viserys wasn't forced to sell his royal BP at least once.
>we will never see QT Viserys get plowed
jdimsa
>>70604934
I feel really bad for Viserys in general.
>>70604920
>Implying that fat fuck cares about anything else than pizza and salad dressing
Preston even said in the video that "you got me to harass George." He knew what he was doing.
>>70604920
>politely
You don't just ignore the person mid talk and stay polite. It's not as if they were talking for too long.
>>70604750
Dark Star is a great character to me, he's like fanfic OC from the writer himself. He's a legendary character, but edgy and melodramatic and in all black. All he needs to do is be bisexual and kill bullies.
>>70604376
Its all yours my friend
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DONT BURN HIM
what did he mean by this?
>>70604516
From the Deep We Rise sounds good, but what's the geography of your domain? It won't work if you're in the mountains or on top of a hill.
>>70604636
Also this.
>>70604427
>We lost this for meme dwarf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVJa4Fl34l4
>>70604934
I think he was too proud for that
Tell me about The Bitter Steel. Why does it Beneath the Gold?
>>70605039
He drinks and he knows things
xD
Why didn't Lysa spare Ser Vardis?
>>70604344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIM4aj3cBE
>>70604375
dude; he's more than alive, he's sober and doing jackass 24/7 on youtube lol.
>>70604994
>>70605002
Yes you do. A great way to end a conversation with someone in a group setting is to start one with someone else. Thats how you deal with boring and annoying people without being too rude.
>>70604399
>"He was a woman"
what did he mean? Is it a reference to transgenderds?
>>70604994
Yeah, but after Preston was building on GRRM as if Our Author was this supreme intellectual with philosophical and scientific inspirations moving his works, it was sure disappointing to see him just ignoring anything related to something quite important for any actual writer, meme-ing about the Red Wedding and talking about salad dressing instead.
>>70604249
cute :3
>>70605029
It's an Iron Island house anon, they're pretty damn nautical alright
What fruit is Gilly's vagina? Sam's?
Who do you think is getting a career after GoT?
Sophie, Maise and Rory for sure.
>>70605048
Nobody cared about him until he put gold on his skull.
>>70605086
Does Theon still have balls?
>>70605078
Faggot :3
Any Waif(u)fags around? I need to ask you a question
>>70605039
Does everyone who reads the books sound like a faggot. This fucking awful Sean Connery impression and nature documentary inspiration music is truly hellish.
>>70605086
That'd be fucked up if Theon still had his balls, it'd explain his agony during the brothel scene.
>>70605086
Need more jpg
>>70605074
To Brienne, a woman knight.
>>70605118
nice try
If you were able to sleep with one, and only one, character from GOT/ASOIAF, who would you choose?
>>70605118
>>70605086
Now i kinda want to see Brienne take Arya's virginity with a strapon =/
>>70604169
nice army highgarden. we waited 2 episodes for this after all...
>>70605144
ASOIAF: Daenerys
GOT: Margaery
>>70604984
Despite being a shit to her, Dany was raised to be a respectable person by him until she went crazy with her fire and blood shit of her accord, he probably even taught her Valyrian.
In fact she wasn't even alive for most of the bullshit he went through like their family being killed.
>tfw Viserys hands down suffered the most in this series
>>70605144Ser Pounce
>>70605144
Margaery
>>70605144
Wyman Manderly.
I'm into fat daddies.
I do honestly think Preston could be on to something with that three shoes fell out the Moon Door and are at the bottom of the Eyrie (because one of Sansa's falls out with Lysa). Could be a very important piece of information
>>70605144
Tyene
>>70605144
Ros
>>70605144
Kinvara
>>70605158
Is she really lesbian?
>>70605164
Every Highgarden soldier counts as 10 bear island soldiers ... ergo 1 Highgarden soldier = 100 regular soldiers from the other houses
>>70605144
Val.
>>70605169
>Dany was raised to be a respectable person by him
what kind of shitty fanfiction is this
>tfw Viserys hands down suffered the most in this series
this much is true
>>70605144
Satin.
If it has to be a girl then Margaery or Sansa.
>>70605070
This really. Everyone does it during networking events or other large social gatherings with unknown people.
>>70605144
Stannis
>>70605169
>>70605224
>Viserys
>not Hodor or Theon
Lets start a meaningful discussion /got/
lets take theories and try to debunk them
>R+L=J
>>70605144
Tommen
>>70604704
>Terror of the Tides
I think I might use that as a ship name
>>70604900
>>Darker beneath.
That's a nice one
>>70605164
got budget cannot melt highgarden shields
>>70605144
Drogon
So can we all agree that as of the last TWOW chapter, the Edgemoot has definitively crowned Euron as Supreme Edgelord of all Westeros?
>>70605250
Well it's kinda hard to measure human suffering but those three are definitely the top contenders
>>70604346
That she gives her "rose" to Septa Unella (as a price for her safety), obviously.
>>70605164
The perspective is so fucked in that shot, makes KL look like it was built on a slope into the sea.
>>70605294
>EURON! EURON! EURON GOD!
>>70604339
Sounds like a comfy life tbf
>>70605302
That would be rather unsurprising.
>>70605294
I'll seriously wonder what the fuck germ is doing if he doesn't die by the end or in the middle of ADoS in 2025.
>>70605251
Ned spends book 1 thinking about Lyanna's promise, and feels nothing but guilt. If he fulfilled this promise, why would he feel guilt if he did indeed raise Jon well?
>>70605302
>DOES IT TALK?
>>70605251
>Everybody from House Dayne thinks that Jon is Ashara's kid.
>Ned feels that he couldn't keep his promise to Lyanna after hearing that Daenerys is gonna get assassinated, while Jon is fine at the Wall.
>Blue Flower on the Wall is literally the only proof.
Yo.
>>70605264
post more of this fluid druid
Man i wish i was an artist.
>>70605048
Was getting caught by Bloodraven part of your plan?
>>70605118
I want to lick that moustache
>>70605169
>Viserys hands down suffered the most in this series
>theon
>aeron
>any random-ass Unsullied
>pyat pree
>lollys stokeworth
I swear to Christ all you fuckers can't stop thinking with your dicks and/or snatches. Oh the poor little pretty blond boy.
>>70605144
King Stannis
>>70605343
That damn blue flower is the bane of my existence
>>70605343
Edric Dayne, the head of House Dayne, thinks Jon Snow's mother is Wylla.
>>70605250
Hodor would've been a shittier Sam if he hadn't been told to hold the door.
Theon deserve what he got.
Viserys was just a kid when his entire family was massacred and his mom died having his sister who later had him murdered who doing the same thing she's doing now.
>>70604362
NEVER, YOU HEARTLESS BITCH, NEVER
>>70605348
Isaac is hotter. And Isaac is actually gay.
>>70605350
Was being sent to the Wall part of yours?
>>70605354
It's a cute mustache
>>70605348
Why is he so fucking perfect?
Done. What did I forget?
>>70605144
Night's King
>>70605331
He'll definitely die, I mean, that's pretty much what he's trying to do, whether he realises it or not. Just a question of how many other people he brings along with him, the absolute madman.
