Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin.
HOWEVER
i really, really like this meme
who /LASTMINUTEPOINTS/ here?
>There's not a single witch or wizard who was in Slytherin who didn't go bad
An actual line in the film. Jesus.
>>70600000
Like me
>>70600033
Slytherin placements were better at predicting crime then the fucking precogs are. Just send everyone who goes there to Azkaban and be done with it
>>70599924
What a fucking corrupted hack.
100 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!! CONGRATULATIONS
mr doubledoor, slytherin still leads by 5 points
6 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
>>70600067
>children arrive at Hogwarts to be sorted
>every student that is sorted into Slytherin is sent through a door into a room next to the great hall
>as soon as the door closes someone yells Avada Kedavra and removes the body
>the next student is send in
GAS THE HUFFLEPUFFS
HOUSE WAR NOW
>>70600128
What the fuck
I don't think this thread has anything to do with those, since the pictures are different, but jesus christ that's the worst autism I've ever seen on 4chan
How did Hogwarts handle teen sex?
Is Dumbledoreposting the next big thing on /tv/?
>>70600033
They should just gas everyone who gets placed in Slytherin
>>70600195
With sleeping potions
>>70600176
it does, its him.
He has changed his picture to this new OP one and posting everyday like he did with the old image.
>>70600270
Except those are just stupid questions. This is a meme.
>>70600195
The stairs to the female dorm turned into a slide if a male tried to go up them. This did not apply to the male dorm stairs for some reason. Something about boys not being trusted.
Seems kind rapey to me JK.
>>70600033
Such utter bullshit, Slytherin had Merlin.
>>70600295
>double standards for men
This kinda shit is why we need Trump
>>70600295
Sirius could have raped Ron if he wanted to.
>>70600295
m8 let's be honest here...
>>70600356
JKR said she has no problem with Trump saying what he does because free speech.
Luna is the best girl. So 200 points for Ravenclaw.
>>70600370
Didn't Lavender "stick it in my" Brown slip Ron a love potion, the magical equivalent of a micky?
>>70599924
>However, seeing as the savior of our school, Harry Potter has made this thread multiple times in the past few days, Gryffindor is awared a million shekels and is hereby named winner of the Shill Cup.
>>70600417
Luna is in Gryffindor m8
>>70600385
>framed portrait of Milo
>Super Mario Maker
Dude...
>>70600440
No she's not
>>70600033
But Snape was a cool guy. Though senpai I prefer the books desu.
>>70600421
yes
>>70600417
Luna is best girl but the actress got america-tier far lol
I've been fantasising over bullied to the point of near suicidal depression/zero self esteem Hermione being given desperately needed attention and affection from Pansy Parkinson in return forletting Pansy use her as her toilet.
>>70600490
You toilet fetishizers make me sick.
>>70600490
The original Pansy was so damn cute it made my heart hurt
Can't believe they recast her because she was prettier than hermione
>>70600195
Obliviate better than rufis.
Hermione probably would fuck Harry Potter 10 times and nobody knows it.
>>70600538
Kinda defeated the point of it didn't it.
>>70599924
Yes, yes, well done Herr Hofer, well done Herr Hofer
HOWEVER
>>70600132
>MUH 6 GORRILLION SLYTHERINS
Nice try m8, everyone knows chambers of secrets are a hoax
>>70600598
Exactly
>>70600356
I am sure Trump will rule the United Kingdom as a just and honest man and punish the foolish witch of a woman.
>>70600440
NOPE
Slytherin is the cancer killing Hogwarts.
If I went to Hogwarts, my only cares would be to look up cute girls' skirts, raid their dirty laundry for used, smelly panties, and lick the toilet seats and drink the water in the girls' bathrooms.
>founder of Slytherin literally builds a secret chamber and fills it with giant deadly snake
They fucking deserve it.
>>70600033
Fine, I'll be the one to say it.
That's not how the quote goes.
>>70600772
mah nigga
your post, and your image = best girl, very good.
>>70600772
>ywn jerk off in front of Moaning Myrtle
>>70600786
Yes, yes, well done anon, well done anon.
HOWEVER
>>70600786
wasn't it that ALL evil wizards had come from Slytherin, albeit not al Slytherinians were evil wizards? some shit like that
jesus why the fuck do I know these things
oh right, because I'm a fa/tv/irgin with no life.
Anyone ever think that the treatment of Harry by all of his parents friends etc was criminal? If your friends died and left a baby wouldn't you step in to help the child/send them gifts etc? Lupin does fuck all and just forgets harry only bringing up his friendship till a coincidental meeting. Just the fact no one came out straight to Harry from day one seems utterly immoral and unjustified.
>>70600772
Why is Pansy best girl?
Would go into Hufflepuff just to be bullied into submission by her.
>>70599924
>>70600668
Yes, yes, well done Leave campaign, well done Leave campaign
HOWEVERscreencap this post, it's going to happen
>>70600772
-hey girl
-what?
-Petrificus Totalus
*make lewd things to her*
-Obliviate
Well thats was a nice day, i try again next week.
>>70600839
>tfw no teasing sarcastic cruel qt witchfu
>>70600834
You fucking idiot. Sirius came for Harry but Hagrid the dumb fucking Dumbledore slave didn't give him, so Sirius went to kill Pettigrew and then got into prison. Lupin was a werewolf and discriminated against, and Dumbledore bullshitted everyone.
HOWEVER you gonna get rekt.
>>70600326
Merlin was evil as fuck
>>70600832
#NotAllSlytherins
>>70600832
but that's not arcane at all, what are you trying to pull?
>>70600198
I know this isn't /tv/ related but I found this back in the day.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/wang
>>70600490
>>70600538
Who was pansy again? Don't really remember
>>70601091
see
>>70600772
The later one doesn't count.
So apparently the new Harry Potter play is literally fanfiction-tier.
I just want Rowling to die already so she'll stop ruining this franchise.
>>70601103
No one sane counts anything after the last movie anyway.
>>70601099
Later one?
That Pansy pictured is the only Pansy I know.
Boy, do I want to make fuck with her.
>>70601103
>not worshipping Malala abu Granger
are you racist or something senpai?
>>70600832
so slytherin=muslims?
>>70601152
Likewise, likewise.
>>70601152
They got a different actress that matches book Pansy's description better yet still looks kinda hot.
>>70601099
Is she only in the first movie or something? I recently watched everything up form the third one and dont remember her at all
>>70601168
no, Slytherin mages are naturally skilled at their work, unlike sandniggers who fuck up being born into wealth like cavemen.
>>70600132
>>70601183
Over the head.
>>70600882
this scene was so weird
did they make a conscious effort to make dumbledore seem like an asshole for some reason
i cant remember
>>70600176
>that's the worst autism i've seen on 4chan
h-heh
>>70600805
When I was a kid I fantasized about doing that and didn't know why
>>70601168
Slytherin=nazis
sry m8
The pic of Emma in different versions when?
I like the ravenclaw version
>>70601304
it was just out of place, if the rest of the movie had a more frantic pace it would have been ok. Alone it looks too much like "acting"
>>70601183
That's odd, since they didn't care for any other character. Hell they cast hermione as Emma Watson and it was pretty obvious in the book she was black
>>70601348
J.K, please
>>70601348
Bait aside, Watson was a terrible choice for Hermione.
Give me some lewd hermiones please
>>70601388
not at the time when she was cast, she was like 11 years old back then.
In fact, you have to wonder about the casting director, how did they have such a good eye to cast a good looking actress before she hit puberty...
>>70601348
She was supposed to be painfully average.
When she was little his hair looked the part although she was still too cute, but once she grew up they apparently stopped caring about the hair.
>>70600805
>mutual masturbation with Myrtle
I never knew how much I wanted this. Harry, you lucky fucker.
>>70601455
Ok I'll give you she was fine for 1 and 2.
>In fact, you have to wonder about the casting director, how did they have such a good eye to cast a good looking actress before she hit puberty...
Yeah....
>>70600033
Slytherin are the muslims of Hogwarts
>you'll never join Hufflepuff
>you'll never smoke a fat bowl while you discover your sexuality jerking together with your bros
SLYTHERIN FUCKIN SHITS
>>70601490
Most child actresses turn out to be ugly as fuck
Look at Fridge McPiggy. Or Ryan Newman. Or Bella Thorne.
The jew from Blossom, the girl from Matilda, girl from My Girl etc etc etc
>>70599924
What did wizards think of Hitler?
>>70601580
He was just a pawn of Dumbledore's boyfriend
>>70601580
Definitely a slytherin desu
Was also hinted Grindelwald (evil Magic guy before Voldemort) had something to do with WWII
>>70601577
What the fuck are you talking about? Is this sarcasm?
>>70601509
They are more like prototypical nazis with all their "pure blood" shit
>>70601384
>>70601388
It isn't b8. Hermoine is a black name. It's just a weird spelling of Harmony.
>>70601795
I would guess that Sytherin is the representation of the peerage while Gryffindor is the working class. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are pretty irrelevant anyways but they may be like the specialized guild professions in the case of Hufflepuff and medicine with Ravenclaw being the notary class I suppose
>>70601858
are you high? it's a greek name, a Spartan name no less, not the turkish mongrel kind either.
>>70600465
snape sent voldemort to kill harry potter and his dad
he was a piece of shit
>>70600772
Wow what a qt3.14
>>70600851
Why the fuck was this not more of a thing?
>inb4 detectable
Its basically how Voldy framed his uncle for murdering Tom Riddle Sr. So its not detectable. Hogwarts would be a house of rape.
>>70601889
>peerage
or "nobility" as anyone else would say?
Slytherin compromises of the few from the upper class and the many from the disgruntled working class (UKIP). Gryffindoor is the middle class (New Labor/Lib.dem). Ravenclaw are traditional conservatives (Tories) while Hufflepuff is the Green Party.
>>70601795
>everyone else's blonde/normalfag hair and then Bellatrix
What was even the purpose of her character?
>>70599924
What about that scene where Dumbledore tips Kingsley Shacklebolt and refers to him as "boy".
Was that in the books?
Gee, times really have changed.
>>70602054
So I am not alone in finding it very disturbing how Rowling doesn't seem to show anywhere in Hogwarts a "Hey, your mind can be fucked 50 different ways here, and as for you body..." safety class.
You'd think everyone would be walking around wearing multiple layers of defensive charms and enchantments all the time. I know I would be.
>>70602062
to be this cuhrazaey witch
The cafeteria is a crazed sea of almost-vacationing students. The only thing that stands between the kids and summer vacation is Hardcastle McCormick's hokey points awards show. Dumbledore laments that yet another year has passed and he is even closer to his end, but soon commences in the announcing of the points.
Gryffindor has a measly 312 points. The students' morale is very low at this fart of a total.
Hufferpuffer has 420 points, and that's pretty good for the remedial class that they are.
Viacom, well, this year Viacom has earned 480 points.
And Slytherin, Slytherin has an even 6,000 points. Coming in first for the first time in front of Gryffindor, Slytherin seem to be the champions.
'However', Dumbledore says, 'last minute points are thus.'
Snake is seemingly on the edge of her seat.
'To the Wretched Harmony, for aiding some unmentioned titans and knowing your spells in desperate times, you are awarded 300 points.'
Everyone claps, and Harmony feels like she could cry out a second self of tears so that she could have someone to hug. She feels accepted, though.
'Ronnie the Bear. Ronnie the Bear Weasel, you are bravery, you are courage, you are chess. One thousand points!' The applause begins to increase, as if they know who is to be honoured next and they are just getting ready.
'And of course, the keeper of our hearts, and the true magician who has bewitched us all, Harry Potter, receives six million points for vanquishing the Dracula!'
The crowd goes apeshit, clapping their asses off in a mixture of admiration for Harry and excitement for fucking summer-time to finally get here. The new points mean that Gryffindor are now the champs of the year. They get to hold the trophy and drink from it whatever they wish.
The entire cafeteria, Mouthoil, Snake, and Pitstains included, join in supporting Harry and summer-time. The applause is gigantic. The universe only accepts love today, and, luckily, everyone is in accordance.
>>70601889
The fact that Ravenclaw isn't the absolute elite house in a world of magic is complete bullshit.
>>70601889
Gryffindor is more like the warrior class (they have a lot of symbolism related to royalty) while Slytherin is more like the merchant class.
>>70602188
what is even their "thing" though?
>>70602266
Nerds.
It's a house of people like Hermione.
>>70602266
Being smart and good at magic.
Seems like they should feature more.
>>70602272
Only they'd hate Hermione because she is a show off bossy in your face smug kind of nerd.
>>70602253
>warrior class
>merchant class
there's no such things
>>70600128
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/statistics/image-reposts/
/tv/- Bane and Frogs
>>70602155
Do we ever even see that kind of Passive Defence/Status-Buff magic? It seems like Harry Potter magic works based on who is a quicker draw. Its like everyone is just carrying a gun.
>>70602266
They're clever.
Slytherine is the billionaire side of Bruce Wayne, the man able to and willing to manipulate people to meet his goals.
Gryffindor is the courageous side of Bruce wayne, the man able to master his fear and go on no matter what.
Hufflepuff is the humanitarian in Bruce Wayne, the man capable of relating to the common man, that gives him a reason to fight beyond just his vengeance.
And Ravenclaw is the detective side of bruce wayne: the sharply honed intellect that lets him outwit countless foes while solving countless mysteries.
>>70602315
*tips*
>>70602272
now I dislike Gryffindor even more, literally no more than an excuse to put the protagonists in one place despite having emphatically different personality traits for no other reason than being the protagonists.
One thing I didn't like was how everyone in Slytherin was automatically a nazi. The only decent one was Snape and even that was kinda shoehorned at the end
>>70602300
Perhaps they're all like that.
We don't know because there's like only one semi-relevant Ravenclaw character in the 7 books.
Voldemort did nothing wrong.
>>70602386
Snape was still a nazi. He just turned at the last minute, like Tom Cruise did in WW2. Snape didn't give two shits about the larger conflict. He just loved lily so damn much that protecting her legacy in Harry Potter was the most important thing to him.
Slugworth was a pretty decent fellow too, who made a few mistakes.
>>70600033
It's funny because I think what was really said was that there wasn't a bad witch/wizard that didn't come from Slytherin, not that every witch/wizard from Slytherin was bad.
Maybe I'm being trolled.
>>70602436
except failing to kill Harry amirite? up top! xXD
>>70602312
I don't think so, no. You'd think given a few thousand years of magical conflict they would exist, but nah, no sign of them.
>>70600033
I don't believe you
>>70600033
Rowling is a cunt who hates anyone who isn't a raging SJW. Therefor since Slytherin is a house of ambitious racial purist who look after their own they are the Hitler Youth of Hogwarts.
Fun Fact: I got placed into Slytherin both time I took the Pottermore test that she wrote long before I was a raging racist kike-hater.
>>70602304
In pre-democratic societies yes there were.
The warrior class includes both the royalty, who are descended from great warriors, and the pleb cannon fodder like the Weasleys. They emphasize qualities like chivalry, bravery and nobility. Their symbol is the king of animals, their colors are traditional monarchial colors (especially in Britain), they live in a tower, and their founder's most known possession is a sword.
Slytherin is the merchant class. They emphasize cunning and resourcefulness, which are required if you don't have the standard means of producing wealth (royalty). Besides the merchants (Malfoys) they also have the poor sell-swords (most of Voldemort's goons) and politicians.
>>70602406
>>70602300
>>70602272
Ravenclaws aren't like Hermione. The most prominent Ravenclaws are Luna Lovegood and Mr. Ollivander. They are artistic, creative and open minded, unlike Hermione who is closed-minded and book smart.
>>70602565
I never said Hermione was like Ravenclaws.
>>70602188
Yeah, its weird... But the top most talented wizards we know of didn't come from there:
Dumbledore (Griff)
Voldemort (Slyth)
Grindelwald (expelled from Durmstrang)
Snape (Slyth)
Bellatrix (Slyth)
So you need to be something else as well as really smart to be magically powerful.
Besides, this is the list of Hogwarts subjects, and 95% of them have NOTHING to to with being a powerful wizard. So Ravenclaw still probably takes out the grade point average, but they're just a bunch of ineffectual autists:
Astronomy
Charms
Dark Arts (1997-1998 school year only)
Defence Against the Dark Arts (discontinued for the 1997–1998 school year)
Flying (first years only)
Herbology
History of Magic
Muggle Studies (1997–1998 school year only)
Potions
Transfiguration
Electives (third years and up)
Alchemy (Sixth and seventh years, if demand is sufficient)
Apparition (Sixth year, those of age only)
Arithmancy
Care of Magical Creatures
Divination
Muggle Studies (Core class in the 1997–1998 school year)
Study of Ancient Runes
Extra-curricular subjects
Ancient Studies
Art
Frog Choir
Ghoul Studies
Magical Theory
Muggle Art
Music
Muggle Music
Orchestra
Xylomancy
>>70602530
The Weasley Twins produced magically shielding clothing.
I don't think people in the houses would have been THAT divided. The characters are 90% gryffindor but I feel like there should have been more people from other houses
>>70602565
You dont know what Ravenclaw is.
>>70602613
I still can't understand how people in Hogwarts don't cast protective spells on themselves 24/7
If I had a house elf I'd bring it with me just for my personal self defence.
Mad Eye Moony is totally right, constant vigilance.
>>70602613
Rowling probably doesn't even know it but the Weasely twins were bonafide geniuses
who here /ravenclaw/
>>70602054
It probably was, no one just ever talks about it. That's how Voldemort was conceived btw, witch mum rapes his muggle dad with love potion.
They sell that shit in joke shops to kids, man.
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House.html
get yourselves sorted my niggas
>>70602679
And you say that because...?
I'm the only one in this thread who gave a description for Ravenclaws that wasn't shallow, and was actually based on canon.
Ravenclaws=/=nerds.
>>70600128
its autism then
>>70602680
>I still can't understand how people in Hogwarts don't cast protective spells on themselves 24/7
Because, you know, most people won't just attack each other, and the ones that do are punished?
It's like asking why Americans don't go to school with bullet proof vests.
Harry was a different story altogether, though.
Yes, yes, well done Cell, well done Cell.
HOWEVER
>>70602772
Fifty androids to Cell?
>>70602759
So you'd be fine with walking around without protection in a world where mind control, mind reading and various body impediment spells exist.
Ok.
>>70602708
>Gryfifndor.
Turns out I am the hero of this story.
>>70602554
But this has always been my problem, anon.
As a human, am I not betraying my home group by rooting for anti-human factions, like the Pureblood Wizards or Magneto's Mutant Brotherhood?
They are closer to my mindset, but their values are technically the opposite of mine, since they are from a (hypothetically) competing group.
Does liking Lucius Malfoy and Magneto and shit make me just as much of a cucked-out xenophile faggot as any white-self-hating SJW?
>>70602725
Because Ravenclaw is strictly defined in canon, and it's a house of nerds.
The reason the only named characters of that house are useless retards is because Rowling can't write for shit.
>>70602840
Hell, the only reason Hermione ended up in Gryffindor is because she asked for it, she was going to Ravenclaw.
>>70602819
>Gryfindors the heroes
>on 4chan
You haven't been paying very good attention.
What are some of the reasons people hate Rowling? Personally:
>Tries to stay relevant by posting stupid things on Twitter
>Donated shitloads of money for the Scottish anti-independence referendum despite not being Scottish
>>70602797
So you'd be fine with walking around without protection in a world where guns, drones and various body impediment devices exist.
Ok.
>>70602840
No it's not. Most of the students we've seen from Ravenclaw were pretty normal, and there were only occasional cloudcuckoolander. Wit doesn't equal being a nerd.
>>70602725
ravenclaws are the top students in NEWT level potions (the hardest subject)
aka nerds
>>70602840
Most prominent student in the books from Ravenclaw.
>Cho Chang
I think we all know what you were getting at, Ms Rowling.
>>70602903
>So you'd be fine with walking around without protection in a world where guns, drones and various body impediment devices exist.
No which is why I also own a gun.
>>70602910
Source?
Cho Chang and Roger Davies from Ravenclaw were some of the most popular students as Hogwarts.
>>70602903
Yeah because Rowling is a retard, doesn't change the fact that Ravenclaw is canonically the smart house.
why didnt voldermort made a horcrux of a grain of sand?
>>70602903
That isn't a fair response. They live in a castle full of other magic users, and in their adult life, they interact primarily with those magic users.
Everyone is armed. It makes sense to be on the alert at all times.
And
>implying I walk without protection
Anon please.
>>70602939
no which is why I carry a wand
So, why was Dumbledore headmaster of the school? I mean his security was shit.
First he employs a teacher that is possessed by the spirit of magic Hitler, plus he also puts the thing that could revive him into his school. Then, in the second year a killer snake runs loose and a couple of children deal with it faster than Dumbledore could.
Then let's not forget the fourth year, where he allowed a member of the magic SS to impersonate a teacher who then rigged his international wizard tournament and got a student killed.
These were all incidents happening during a 5 year span. How was he able to keep the job?
>>70602975
...and to defend yourself you'd need to use that wand to cast defensive charms on yourself....
>>70602940
I just remember reading in half blood prince in potions class, there was the griffindor table ron, hermionie and harry with one hufflepuff, then there was 4 slytherins and 8 ravenclaws
>>70602964
he had a whole grandeur thing going on and also I think he would like to be able to get back to his horcruxes if he wanted to
>>70602999
not necessarily. you can simply use offensive spells to defend yourself, charms are for pussies and blerts I'm putting all my points into destruction
*sectumsempra*
>>70602979
>How was he able to keep the job?
Because if that happened with him in charge it would have been exponentially worse if someone else had been.
>>70602939
Yeah and the characters in HP carry a wand as well.
>>70602972
Everyone is armed in real life as well. You can kill someone with a rock you pick up from the ground, or a knife from the cafeteria. The point is that dueling wasn't allowed in the corridors and students don't usually attack each other, certainly not in fatal ways. And the portraits are always watching.
When I was like 12 years old I used to laugh for minutes imagining what would happen if suddenly every single student in hogwarts decided to cast Alarte Ascendare on Dumbledore at the great hall.
Something about that old fuck yelling and flying like a fucking popcorn nonstop is just comedy gold in my mind.
>>70603043
But he never did anything. In the second book he didn't even attempt to find the basilisk. A fucking second year student figured it out before him.
>>70602979
>These were all incidents happening during a 5 year span. How was he able to keep the job?
Because Rowling needed a dangerous environment where for some reason 11 year old kids solve all problems. That's really the only reason why Hogwarts was so dangerous and why the adults were so incompetent.
>>70603077
fuk that made me chuckle m8
>>70603077
>implying fucking kids can land a strike on albus fucking dumbledore
>>70602893
I am still pissed off about the scottish referendum. It was a damn close run thing
She may well have tipped the scales.
>>70603043
How the fuck do you make that case to your superiors to justify your continued employment?
But also, NONE of that shit would have happened if Moody or Snape was headmaster. Or even, I'm just gonna say it.... Umbridge.
>>70603114
well now atleast you cucks can spitefully get back at us by making sure we don't leave the EU
>>70603085
>But he never did anything
That we saw, having Harry's limited third person viewpoint. Just remember, everything is a Dumbledore plot. Everything.
why didnt voldemort and the death guys just kidnapped potter's and his friends family?
>>70603137
umbridge literally physically tortured her students and was in cahoots with the death eaters
fuck that slag, snape is the true tragic hero
>>70603114
Well at least you have an excuse to get drunk and bitch about the English for another 25 years.
>>70603137
>How the fuck do you make that case to your superiors to justify your continued employment?
Dumbledore didn't have superiors. Hogwarts is privately run and has loose ties to the government (which it precedes by several centuries).
>>70602565
>In pre-democratic societies yes there were
No, they were not called "warrior classes" or "merchant classes". You only had the three estates of the realm. The clergy (first estate), the nobility (second estate), and commoners (third estate).
>>70603137
Because there isnt a board of Hogwarts ivvestors or anything, he rums that shit by himself and no one can tell him otherwise.
There's no "superiors".
>>70603162
they killed loads of his friends and friends families
>>70603077
holy fuck anon i don't know why this is so funny but this is one of the few posts that have made me laugh for a very long time
>>70603077
>"Put me down you little fucking shits, I'm gonna puke!"
>"I swear to Merlin I'm going to cruciatus every last fucking one of you!"
>"Arrgghh! Don't just stand there Severus you cunt!"
>"AAAAaaargghhhh!!!"
>>70603189
I used these terms loosely to describe certain factions which different parts of society belonged to.
>>70603108
Literally Draco Malfoy did that.
>>70603260
Dumbledore allowed him to, he was busy hiding Harry.
>>70600772
She looks like discount Hermaine, the fuck?
>>70603299
She is far cuter than Hermione
>>70603260
did you even read the books fucking hell
>>70603187
>>70603199
>What is the plot to the Chamber of Secrets?
Lucius and Fudge etc are Dumbledore's superiors. They literally fired him.
>>70603299
lol what
She looks much better than that duckfaced slag Emma, and has different features.
>>70603281
You mean, he got distracted?
>Weasleys distract Dumbledore with fireworks etc
>300 students simulcast levitation at him
>>70603249
The problem is that there was no merchant class before the commercial revolution. And even still, they belonged to the third estate (commoners).
The clergy = church
Nobility = lords, dukes, etc.
commoners = everything else
>>70600128
I am fucking crying laughing. This guy is a literal comedic genius, he has embraced the meme like no other
>>70603381
no
he literally allowed draco to disarm him
he knew he would die there and then
you are starting to look really dumb
>>70603416
I'm not talking about official historical classes here, but the different kinds of trades which required different values. In "official" sense Gryffindor is the royalty and Slytherin is the proletariat.
>>70603481
you are grasping at straws here
also the slytherins were all rich old-money types so that makes no sense
>>70603421
Wait WHAT? He did NOT know he was gonna die then and there. He hid Harry with the split second he had to react.
He did NOT know what Draco's plan was (nor did Snape).
He did NOT know that Draco was bringing Death Eaters into the School.
He did NOT know that Draco was using the Vanishing Cabinets.
He did NOT know that he would be weak from drinking the Horcrux protector-potion, because he had never visited that Horcrux before.
All he knew was that Draco had a plan and that it would be better for Snape to kill him instead.
These books are for children, mate. You are a literal retard for not understanding them.
>>70603518
>also the slytherins were all rich old-money types so that makes no sense
No they aren't. Only a few of them. But you are completely ignoring what I said. It's much more complicated than "royalty and proletariat" which is why I used different terms (warriors and merchants). In any case Slytherin has absolutely no royal qualities, while Gryffindor is pretty much shouting "royalty" in your face with all its symbolism.
>>70603481
In "official" sense, that's completely wrong.
Do you think Marxist theory supports Slytherin aka "merchant" class? And btw, proletariat = wage-earners/the industrial workers. Seems hardly fitting.
>>70600239
>>70600067
>>70600132
Implying the morally corrupt narcissistic faggots on /tv wouldnt be sorted into slytherin.
/tv either goes to hufflepuff for being a pussy or slytherin for being a loli jerking cunt
>>70603665
>for being a loli jerking cunt
I know where I am ending up then.
>>70603603
Jesus christ you're so fucking autistic and completely missed my point. I'm trying to show how the factions in HP are more complicated than our traditional classes, and you give me fucking Marx. The point is that being rich does not equal nobility, and that Slytherin doesn't correspond to any notion of nobility.
>>70603665
>being a loli jerking cunt
That's a Ravenclaw thing, mate.
>>70603697
It was you who mentioned the proletariat dipshit.
I'm just enjoying nitpicking and debunking everything factually wrong in your posts.
>The point is that being rich does not equal nobility, and that Slytherin doesn't correspond to any notion of nobility.
That's actually what I said here
>>70603416
I'm just pointing out that you should leave Warcraft lore out of this.
>>70603832
Nah, you're just autistic because you can't comprehend complicated concepts that go beyond clear cut notions.
Hufflepuff is the faggot tumblr house
>>70603700
4chan is too fucking stupid for Ravenclaw. Sometimes I think I'm on Reddit, so I try to engage in an actual discussion about topics before I discover people here are uneducated hillbillies oblivious to even the most basic scientific, political or social fact.
Yeah anime and vidya wont make you a genius.
>>70603700
What?pls tell
>>70603967
It wasn't actually very complicated what you tried to convey. It was just very, very wrong and reeked of you being a pseudo-intellectual.
>>70604068
Go back there then.
>>70604105
I cant. I'm shadowbanned for being a cunt
>>70604076
Ravenclaw is full of autistic spergs who do really well at whatever magic class it is they obsess over; naturally being autistic spergs they jerk it to loli.
>>70600295
>The stairs to the female dorm turned into a slide if a male tried to go up them. This did not apply to the male dorm stairs for some reason. Something about boys not being trusted.
Hufflepuff girls go up there to get trains run on them.
>Black could be anywhere
What did she mean by this?
>>70601795
>Only white people
Is Rowling a racist or something? Can't Arabs or Blacks be pure-blooded wizards?
>>70602613
Yeah, that sure worked out well for those cheeky little shits.
I've only read the first three Harry Potter books and seen the first movie. Am I missing anything?
>>70600128
>in this in this ITT this thread: actors who ruin every actress theyve been in
>>70600326
>Such utter bullshit, Slytherin had Merlin.
sounds like bullshit to be honest family. Hogwarts was founded a thousand years ago but Merlin lived 1500 years ago.
>>70604350
Actually there are a few black purebloods for some reason, and Voldemort is an equal opportunity employer.
Find me a comfier movie series than COME HERE POTTER
>>70600421
>Didn't Lavender "stick it in my" Brown slip Ron a love potion, the magical equivalent of a micky?
No, that was psycho fangirl Romilda Vane, who was trying to drug Harry but got Ron by mistake.
>>70604475
They're obsessed with magical bloodlines, not race. African witches are better to them than white muggles.
>>70604327
such a fucking hypocrite, all the names and places are meant to evoke old, pure english heritage.
Potter, Granger, Dursley, the Weaseleys' are stereotypically ginger, etc.
>>70604208
You haven't known true pleasure until you've masturbated to loli, it's like your dick is fluffy and pure and you're approaching the gates of heaven unlike masturbating to disgusting fat women that make your dick feel rancid and corrupt when you cum.
>>70604327
Does this means literally white or some synonymous for other word of feeling.
Hermione is white tho. When they casted hermiona she was white girl and im sure rowling was ok with that.
>>70604543
the weaseleys were meant to be Irish tbqh
>>70604543
>malfoy
>voldemort
>lestrange
>rosier
>rowena
>salazar
>godric
>helga
>albus wulfric brian
>lucius
>severus
>minerva
>sirius
>remus
>rubeus
>armando
>luna
>augustus
>dolores
>narcissa
Yeah so English.
>>70600845
enjoy your 49% loss
>>70600845
Good
>neet shitskin meme hustling pleb
This is even worse than the slavshit pedo
How do we save /tv/??
anyone else prefer the comfy first two movies to the rest?
>>70604423
About half of the story
>>70604811
Just the low IQ memers from /v/ that use buzzwords like "comfy"
>>70603114
>yes, yes, well done Scots, well done Scots
>HOWEVER
>>70604856
lmaoing @ ur life
>>70602725
"Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind"
>>70604943
Yet all the Ravenclaws we've seen were either normies or eccentrics, but no actual "nerds".
*coughs*
*dies*
*recast*
HARRY DIDYAH KNOW YOU WERE IN one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70604876
lmaoing at your videogame sensibilities
>>70604537
...I want to see some pureblood wizards getting blacked.
>>70604700
>What are Victorian naming traditions
>>70605047
>Spielberg
>work of art
stopped reading there
>you will never sneak into the Slytherin girl's bedroom using your invisible cape, use Petrificus Totalus on everyone there and jerk off into their sleeping faces
Why even live bros?
>>70605047
>Atlas Shrugged
>>70605090
Something that has nothing to do with "pure English heritage".
>>70605047
>clifford for prez above lord of the shit and brave new world
my man
>>70604543
What's stopping a black person having the last name Granger?
>>70605047
mama mia, my favorite pasta!
>>70604454
not in the books
>>70605147
Easily the best piece of literature under god tier
