They say the early bird gets the worm. But you know what I say? I eat early birds for breakfast.
They say that a rolling stone gathers no moss, Ray. Well, I'm more of a red hot chilli pepper and I'm one scoville unit too much for lichen to handle
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Well, my hands are feet and the fucking bush is on fire.
>>70598317
They say the sun never set on the British Empire, Ray.
Well, I am the British fucking Empire, and I'm never going to set.
They say never look a gift horse in the mouth. Well im the fucking dentist and todays christmas
>>70598616
Maximum kek
>>70598317
What is this?
>It's a bowl of salt, Ray.
Why?
>My father always said to take everything a man with a mustache tells you with a grain of salt, Ray. You've got one motherfucker of a 'stache, and I'm always prepared.
>>70598822
>My father always said two heads were better than one, Ray. I guess he didn't know how big my fuckin' head was gonna end up.
After all these years, Ray, we've finally done it. We've become True Detective.
>>70598990
Teenager please leave.
They say that Rome wasn't built in a day, Ray. Well I am Rome, and I say "When in Rome.."
>>70599000
Trips confirm
>You ever heard the old joke, Ray? About the chicken crossing the road? Well I am the fuckin' road, and no one's crossing me
>My father always said a problem shared is a problem halved, Blake. Well I'm about to send your fuckin' legs to your mother.
>>70600306
Come up with your own, dude.
