Oldfags, can you explain to us youngfags what made this movie so great?
Malcolm was literally /r/movies: The Character.
They should've called this Quip-tastic Park.
>>70597859
Well, there were Dinosaurs.
That was something.
Oh, and they weren't stop-motion, obviously-fake Dinosaurs, either. They were the future of film making staring you in the face.
>>70597859
>/r/movies: The Character
>>70597859
Malcolm didn't exist just to quip. A lot of his humor was actual jokes with setup and relevance to the characters and scene.
He wasn't all about humor, either, he was the biggest critic against the park for moral reasons. The chili and sea bass scene is one of the best in the movie t b h
Strange. I had a dream about this fucker last night for no god damn reason
>>70598178
>>70597859
>mfw people pretend to be young to shitpost
Shame his character was completely different in second movie.
>>70597859
You spent so much time thinking about whether you could make this post but didn't stop to think about whether you should.
>>70598236
Have a (chilli and sea bass)
>>70598196
goddamn, that quality
>>70598207
He didn't have much of a character in the first, and I'd imagine that exprience, watching people including a lawyer on a toilet getting devoured by super frog clones would change a man.
>>70598255
Chilean. Chilean sea bass.
..but you knew that.
>>70598361
He was a scientist with rockstar personality in the first movie, and just boring dad in the second.
Think they're have that on the tour?
