SNYDER YOU FUCKING HACK WHY DID I WATCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70597588
Hot girls.
>>70597588
Live action anime
>>70597588
Female empowerment.
>>70597588
An angry and bleak indictment of the sexism underpinning nerd culture.
>>70597588
Kino
>>70597588
>falling for the memes
Your own fault
I didn't understand the point of this movie. So they were just imaging shit the whole time or what? Only thing i liked was Bjork's song playing
>>70597588
literally nothing wrong with it, was pretty unique.
standard flick that's forgettable yet spergs love the meme to shit on it.
for this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlRmTKuEAG4
>>70597588
I was expecting unlrelated scenes of nerd jerk off and that's what I got. I enjoyed it. Probably would have worked better without any attempt to a plot, which is shit and completely pointless.
>>70597588
>>70598847
Yeah that was a good scene, whole movie was pretty good really. Don't get the hate.
>>70597588
Rape
Snyder has never directed a bad movie, fuck you faggots and your shit taste.
Movie tried really hard to be a quirky stand-out piece of shit like Rocky Horror or similar during a time when Tim Burton movies were popular amongst teenagers and Hot Topic was still in full boom.
Was literally made to appeal to "young girl who watched Sweeney Todd 12 times while listening to MCR" audience
>>70598909
Go fap to Chloe, you fucking piece of shit.
>>70597588
I unironically enjoyed this
Am I pleb?
>>70598895
the theatrical cut is complete garbage, as in completely irredeemable
directors cut raises it to at least good, with it being great if you like the sort of movie it is
>>70598926
This. i want to burn Hot Topic to the ground
>>70597588
It was good, hot girls and guns what not to like?
It was originally going to be a new Heavy Metal.
>>70598940
I think so.
Unironically enjoyed it too, though.
>>70598888
>>70598843
this. plus nice action scenes and good OST.
>/tv/ suddenly praising snyder's past works
What happened?
>>70599110
new wave. we need to go with the flow
>>70599110
Pretty sure loving sucker punch is just memeing.
Liking MoS and BvS is perfectly fine, but Suckerpunch was complete garbage
>>70599138
>iking MoS and BvS is perfectly fine, but Suckerpunch was complete garbage
>>70599110
Sucker Punch threads always have 2 or 3 anons defending it.
Jesus cock sucking Christ was it bad. Underage looking ass hooker imagining battles while actually servicing men. Hoooly shit Snyder.
>>70599233
Why couldn't they just gone full hardcore porn with it?
ITT:People too dumb to understand the movie
>People hate what they don't understand
The movie have a lot of hidden symbolism and meaning it's just not for dumb people.Not only that but everything in it is perfect-cast,special effects,CGI,etc..Truly a masterpiece,hidden gem,and only true patricians can appreciate it.
>>70599278
Stop.
>>70599278
No it was supposed to be a cool action flick but it was interlaced with the brothel scenes that sucked the fun out of it and made me feel queasy. Who wants to watch barely legal teens get abused. None of the action was real. Only the smelly brothel. What fuck were they thinking?
ITT: mostly faggots that have too much spare time and bitch about a casual-level modern-day blockbuster that's pretty much "what it says on the tin" and doesn't deserve this much attention years after.
>>70599405
>describing all of /tv/
faggot
Pretty shit but I have a schoolgirl fetish so 7/10 desu
>>70597588
>tfw i thought Jena Malone was the hottest girl in the film
>>70599405
No it was worse than a dumb action movie. It was about teens being forced to work in a brothel. Why have an untasteful setting like that? Snyder trying too hard to be edgy.
>>70599395
>Who wants to watch barely legal teens get abused
kek
Where do you think you are?
>>70599395
>watch barely legal teens get abused
I swear that's an ad I've seen.
It needed upskirt pantsu
>>70599395
>Who wants to watch barely legal teens get abused
I fucking wonder who on /tv/ would want to watch that indeed.
Literally all the girls in the movie were built for big black cock.
>>70598909
>itt: krager has an opinion
... its literally nothing
>>70597588
I'd "lick Emily Browning's asshole" if you understand my meaning
>>70599801
>>70597588
At last, a movie that caters to my thigh, fishnets and kneesocks fetishes.
>>70599839
Shame their isn't any BBC though
>>70599839
Snyder truly is an auteur
>>70599631
but thats true of any white woman or boi
>>70597588
What happens when Snyder writes a completely original movie, complete garbage.
>>70599483
You total dumb fuck that missed the fucking point of the movie. Did you even watch it? The brothel is the first layer of her imagination you cunt, the mental asylum is reality. The brothel symbolises her being kept somewhere she didn't want to be and being abused by the doctors there. You really had trouble understanding this? Get yourself suicided asap faggot
>>70597588
Everyone is autistst prettending to be sexy girls killing zombies and shit
Basically mmo players documentary
>>70598909
>Krager likes Snyder
This is how you know how much of a hack Snyder is.
Literally Inception with fanservice.
>>70599921
Nah dude, why would she imagine being violated by scores of men. You're mistaken you knob
>>70599971
she was mentally unhinged
>>70597588
try as i might, i haven't once been able to sit through the entire movie without masturbating
>>70599110
BvS was better than CW and all the paid critics in the world couldn't change it, so they are a little salty
>>70599971
Does the whole "she's in a mental hospital" give you any clues? She's crazy dude. She witnessed her sister being killed and she gets blamed for it.
>>70599839
>no cuckolding from the bull's perspective
fucking hack
>>70598926
not even true
the way you peg the audience is way off
>>70598847
This wasnt in movie
Reminder X-men sold SWEET MEMES from this movie.
The extended cut is pretty good, but fuck, snyder was making a pg13 movie, how deluded he was to think the extended cut was anything but R?
>>70598847
Oscar Isaacs was in this?
>>70597588
pleb filtered
>>70597588
ayyy what a pleb
the pleb filtercworks
No, it grants almost instant patricianhood.
It's kino, deal with it.
http://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/sucker-punch-or-how-to-make-monarch-mind-control-sexy-7-2/
>>70597588
It's a piece of kino that flies over the head of plebs.
Of course you didn't like it, OP.
genderkino
hack snyder is so redpilled on women that his movie (magnum opus) was literally and unironically like 30 years ahead of its time
when the dust actually settles, this will be viewed as his only real contribution to the medium
>mfw Sucker Punch is a better movie than Batman v Superman
the plot is pretty shit yeah but its so well done
zack is a genius
>>70602205
You pathetic tasteless uncultured swine don't even know what your own made up meme words mean, and we're supposed to take you as an authority on good cinema? Fuck all your shit all you retarded KINOKEKS, I'm 99% sure kinocucks are all 12-15 years old, who know how shit their movie is but they just loved it for the shitty action sequences, as everyone always does for every multi-million dollar snyder shitfest, but like to pretend theirs something more to his horse shit when theirs not. Sucker punch is absolute disgusting sexualized ands imulatenously SJW bullshit. If you haven't seen through the shilling attempt of these KINOKEKS, you are a damn fool. It is pure damage control straight from DC so they don't look they fumbled their first movie straight out of the gate. And now this revisionist history 4chan is so fond of, apparently all of Snuyders work is SO FUCKING GREAT and it's all master pieces? Fuck off you goddamn normie children. That's all you faggots are. Normie children.
>>70598856
>Probably would have worked better without any attempt to a plot
this, everyone simply watched it for the grills and action anyway
>>70602338
it had good action scenes, good cinematography, decent storyline. i don't see any reason to call this movie bad, at least from what i saw watching directors cut, i mean David Lynch did the same thing with the mulholland drive and lost highway, most of the movie is happening in "main" characters imagination.
saying that this movie is bad is sort of unfair while having civil war and the force awakens as one of the highest rated movies of past decade,
>>70597588
The fighting scene in trenches was awesome. Too bad the rest of action is shit.
>>70597588
are you gay?
>>70598711
Literally this. Snyder must have seen some 80s/90s OVAs and thought he could do it too.
>>70598820
Clue: Who's narrating?
I'm not going to lie and say this movie was great or anything, but it's amusing and worth watching for sure. It's also probably the kind of movie i would have made when i was 21 if i were a director with a big budget.
>>70599278
I know you're just trying to bait, but the movie would have been way more interesting if it actually showed them sneaking around and stealing the keys, taking out guards, etc. to escape the asylum. All the imaginary anime shit was annoying.
>>70603282
It was all imaginary. The entire movie takes place in one character's head.
>>70598843
And spergs like you love to eat shit
>>70600152
Wait what?
Warner owns RT
>>70603443
so?
>>70599110
contrarian nature and residual butthurt from bvs criticism
>>70597588
>not watching solely for emily
>>70603476
So. Are you just going to pretend this is fault of everybody except Warner and snyder?
Nice guys had a good reviews
