What was the morale of the story?
That no matter how devout and pious you are, it won't matter because Satan will still fuck your shit up?
Wow what a positive Christian message.
Is she human?
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. They took their piety a bit far.
>>70597579
The moral of the story is that when life deals you a shit hand, all you can do is make the concious descision to live deliciously
The moral of the story is made very clear.
Dat witch was spoopy
>>70597579
Goats are based is what it says. Also quit your dallying!
Moral of the story is do not fuck up with goats
I myself identify as a goat and I was offended #goatshaming
>>70597579
>no matter how devout and pious you are
But they weren't. They're all victims of the father's pride.
>>70597579
>What was the morale of the story?
If you conjure a goat to speak to you then don't be surprised if it replies.
That Americans were stupid even back then.
American Puritanism was a mistake.
70597843
>Back then
Kek
>>70597579
Always live deliciously!
Don't be a pious cunt!
>>70597579
The ass was fat.
If your sister has nice titties and you want to pork her, it IS her fault, that lewd slut.
>>70597579
come hither
>>70597579
>What was the morale of the story?
Sometimes you need subtitles for a movie, even when they are speaking English.
>What was the morale of the story?
Stay in England.
>>70597579
That you should reject religion and the patriarchy and become a strong independent woman who need no man except The Man and you get to see the world and put butter in your asshole and whatnot.
>>70597579
It's 'moral' you fucking uncultured swine
>>70597812
This
What does the title card say? "A New England Folktale". It's not meant to be ambiguous or complicated. Think of it like you're being told a story at bedtime or in a classroom. The movie has a very straightforward lesson.
What's the first scene in the movie? William think he's better and more pious than the village counsel, and says he's happy to be banished. This leads directly to his baby being kidnapped. He ignores this and ignores that his wife is beside herself with misery because of his actions.
The movie is mostly a catalogue of his lies and hypocrisy and how his poor example spreads to the rest of the family. He lies constantly, about the cup, about hunting, and encourages also his son to lie, even as he tells him to memorize how his soul is riven with sin. Even his baby is filled with sin, in his mind, yet the sin we witness is his constant hypocrisy.
Things spiral out of control. The children accuse each other, but only because they've learned how to lie for their own safety when convenient, and out of a sense of real danger that their parents will harm them if they're found to be consorting with the devil. They're right to turn on each other! It's only natural in a house as mad as this.
The father dies, killed by Black Phillip. Why does he accept his death? "Corruption, thou art my father".
And so Thomasine, left with nothing, turns to the only source of authority and shelter left to her: the evil present in the house. But they had every chance to turn away from evil, to scorn hypocrisy. They didn't.
So what's the moral of the story? False piety is no substitute for moral substance. Very straightforward, very unambiguous.
>>70598941
>So what's the moral of the story? False piety is no substitute for moral substance.
Actually it's "individualism is hard, just be a good little collectivist, no matter which side you're own but preferably feminist kthxbye :)".
>>70597579
>That no matter how devout and pious you are, it won't matter because Satan will still fuck your shit up
The Puritans did actually believe that. No one knew if they were really saved. God already chose who was saved. If you weren't the chosen and lived perfectly christian you may get lucky and receive mercy but probably not. It's why they were so fucked up mentally. And its probably why she joined the witches because she concluded hell was in her fate anyways might as well "live deliciously"
>>70599120
I was impressed how William goes into Calvinist theology in a bit of depth with his son in the movie. The whole idea of predestination meaning that they can't confirm whether the baby was saved or damned.
>>70597643
No, she is an angel.
>not wanting to live deliciously
>>70598830
>>70599006
it was driven by their own religious obsession and mania
they had left the village and moved into the woods because the father thought he knew best
pride goeth before the man
hubris
etc
>Threadly reminder that he lives more deliciously than you or me
>>70598941
Or.. you know.. it was just a story about a spoopy witch and you're over analyzing something with zero substance.
>>70597933
Sadly, a body double my dear...
>>70599446
I hope so, that's da devil right der
>>70599446
>We are ye servants
>We are ye men
>>70599502
Maybe read the post you're replying to you fucking imbecile
>>70599502
It's a very surface level analysis of a simple movie, explaining how simple it is. You're the idiot here.
Who else insta boner ?
>>70599502
Seemed like it was just a grim fairytale. The witches probably do this shit under the command of Satan in order to recruit more witches.
>>70599600
>>70597579
>What was the morale of the story?
Goats are the devil and worshiping them will make your life hell
just ask moot
>>70597933
she'd already been eating the delicious butter
>>70598941
>Thomasine, left with nothing, turns to the only source of authority and shelter left to her:
Not to mention after even her family believed she was a witch what hope would she have wandering into a town she had been banished from claiming she was the last survivor of the witch? Best case scenario she is taken in by a family and enjoys a status slightly above slavery. More than likely she gets hung as a witch or driven from the town because they dont want her leading evil there.
>>70598754
MUH DICK!!!
>>70597643
yes, unlike younigger
I think the story illustrates the way Satan corrupts and ultimately captures your soul. There was no big demon who slaughtered everyone just a prideful man who lead his family to downfall. But the end result is the same. Even better - Thomasine was left with no choice but to join Satan worshiping.
>>70597579
Post Thomasins!
>>70602825
>>70602825
wow her eyes are really far apart
>>70602825
gonna go sin to this image if you know what im sayin
Why is her ass never posted
>>70597579
It was a feminist movie
Moral? Message?
It's a story.
>>70602927
because it wasn't hers you cunt
If your creepy kids bring a black goat back home with them, burn them in the spot.
Also don't be a dick with the people of your community because they might exile you to some witch infected shithole.
>>70602890
fetal alcohol syndrome
>>70602890
So's the tip of my dick from the base of my dick.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG
>>70599407
You don't have to be an alt-right faggot to see it had a feminist subtext you know
>>70603026
>>70603037
>>70602989
proof?
Why there was no incest?
I watched the whole movie waiting for some incest...
>>70603079
in the credits under thomasin body double. in the imdb. take your pick.
>>70602890
>>70603013
no she's an ayy lmao
>>70603123
>>70603123
It's sinful enough for a Calvinist to look at his sister's toppest of boob outline. You're a damn fool if you think there would be any sibling bonking in such a religious society.
You fucking Americans look weird as shit.
>>70603163
kinda looks like Björk in the hunter video.
welp, guess it's time to fap.
>>70603239
Ayy
>"baa"
What did he mean by this?
>>70597579
>What was the morale of the story
DUDE BLASPHEMY LMAO
>>70603492
It's a Russian Goat. It was trying to tell the family that the real threat was Baba Yaga.
>>70603428
ayy
If I watch this movie with a girl will it scare her enough for her to hold me for security
>>70603070
>>70603656
No. It's not all that scary.The Conjuring 2's right around the corner. Take her to that instead.
>>70602890
Anglos are subhuman.
>>70603720
BEADY
I'm gay as hell but I still want to fuck her face off
>>70597579
Around blacks(even goats)never relax.
The VVitch?
More like The Virginal Vixen Itch.
This movie made me want to worship Satan for real
>>70603834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20bTD0F9S2M
That's my "kill puppies for Satan" moment
>>70603834
same 2bh.
>>70603720
The reptilians are just a meme, they said...
>>70603834
I want to get naked around women too
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-assures-atheists-you-don-t-have-to-believe-in-god-to-go-to-heaven-8810062.html
Daily reminder that satanists go to heaven
Why didn't she have hairy pits?
>>70598941
i want to know your opinion of the boy.
i figured when he came back and started talking about jesus, he actually became saved and was the only one to do so in his family.
>>70604633
also to mention why Jesus would kill him,
just to end his suffering really as his soul was becoming corrupt, i did like this movie btw
>>70604536
Because some people shaved, even back then. Even before that too.
It was very common for young girls to shave/pluck when they started to get hairy.
After having a couple of kids and having to do chores in the farm and house all day long, you don,t give a fuck about shit like that anymore. The mother must have been hairy as a goat.
>>70604778
>The mother must have been hairy as a goat.
A story (film, book, etc.) does not necessarily need a moral
I want to inseminate Thomasin desu
>>70603026
Mai VVitchfu
qt
>>70603026
>swn hex you so your dick bleeds to death
;_;
>>70604633
his monologue about jesus and god was meant to be a mockery of their faith. he was still under the control of satan/witches
>>70604778
Complete bullshit.
Too much worrying about sin is unhealthy. Considering the inherently corrupt nature of man, there's absolutely no realistic way to be completely pious. Sometimes you just gotta sit back and chill.
Also the woods be spoopy
>>70597579
so how scary is this movie really? i'm one of those pussies who get scared watching the conjuring
>>70605364
It's a solid 8 on the spookmeter. Not so much jump scares, but feeling uncomfortable and paranoid. It's mostly the imagery of lingering shots on something disturbing, or something happening off screen and your brain fills in the rest.
Only one who got to heaven was the father.
>>70598941
The father realizes at the end that his vain pride has doomed his family.
>>70605490
fuck man, i really wanna see it. looks like god-tier cinematography.
probably wont be able to enjoy, took me to my adult years to appreciate the x-files, as a kid i'd shut my eyes during half the episodes lel
>>70605364
I'm the same I completely despise movies which abuse shitty jumpscares and then call it horror but this movie has next to no jumpscares in fact the only one in it isn't even scary it was just unexpected.
>>70605541
Doesn't "Corruption, thou art my father" kind of imply him denouncing his religion?
>>70604633
I thought that what he said alluded to that he had been literally raped by the witches. But as others have said, his dying words were also a mockery of the Christian faith.
Thomasin
>hnnnng
The lesson isdon't eat ergot-infested crops.
>>70605558
Its not a bad looking movie. The kudos goes to the attention to period specific detail on the house and clothing.
I really look forward to seeing more from this director.
>>70605575
Hit send before I finished my thought. Denouncing his religion is a big step from realizing his pride. It didn't seem natural for him to go full satan.
>>70605575
I read it more as him saying "corruption (my pride) is the master of me".
>>70599600
Looks like vomit.
>>70605575
No, it implies him finally realizing what a shit heap of a person he really is.
>>70605613
>Ergotism
>Signs and symptoms: Convulsive symptoms include painful seizures and spasms, diarrhea, paresthesias, itching, mental effects including mania or psychosis, headaches, nausea and vomiting. Usually the gastrointestinal effects precede central nervous system effects.
Holy shit, you're absolutely right.Doesn't explain the witches cove, tho
>>70605558
It is a beautifully shot movie. The music is a great accompaniment as well
It all comes down to the father being too prideful. The mother begs him to pack his family up and gtfo this place, but he wont. It is very clear to them that some sinister presence is out to get them, but they all turn on each other instead of trying to handle it as a unit. Aside from the father, it is really the twins, influenced by Satan through Black Phillip, who kick off the shit storm. Maybe it is all fun and games to them, but in the scene with the brother dying, it's the twins who start screaming that Thomasin is a witch and acting up.
>>70597579
>What was the morale of the story?
women will fuck over anyone and everyone for an easy life
>>70599502
>over analyzing something
He said it was a simple, straight forward movie you fucking nitwit
Black Philip posting is the best patrician new meme along with Orson posting.
>>70605558
Just watched it last night, great movie. I wasn't scared at all but I was very uncomfortable and anxious the whole time
>>70603834
I worship nothing. The idolatry of the ignorant, their servitude and their ignorance appal me.
Favorite quote from the film.
"Would you like to live a tasty?" - Black Will
i was so relieved this wasnt another babadook dissapointment.
anyone else get antichrist tones from this?
>>70605340
This is why nobody will go to paradise. Hell is the best they can hope for but in reality we just cease to exist.
>>70605764
nightmare hallucination
>>70606051
TIP IT
>>70605183
The way she's looking at him.
you just know.
>>70606395
She probably had a crush on him. It's fairly normal for young girls to get infatuated with older and more experienced men.
>>70606449
he's her father
>>70606454
das hawt
>>70606454
In the film yeah
>>70597579
Nothing. No moral, no value. Nothing.
This is a feminist allegory on being a whore is liberating from the oppressive Abrahamic society.
>WORK IS BAD
>FAMILY IS BAD
>BEING A SLUT IS GOOD
Voila.
>>70603720
>anglos
>post British actors & no Americans, Aussies etc
>plus a slant
wew lad
THE TWINS ARE BASED!
>>70606666
Satan has spoken.
>>70598941
Yup. Sounds good enough. The rest of the thread is now dedicated to Thomasin worship.
>>70606666
Nice quads, satan.
>>70599502
You fucking retard.
>>70605364
>>70605558
It's a psychological thriller focused on light suspense and atmosphere, more than a proper horror film.
I also don't enjoy horror-heavy films that much and found this to be pretty fucking good.
Best part of the movie is when the two twins are going "Baa baa baa"
Prove me wrong.
>>70607059
The best part was the nipple eating.
>>70597579
>jew producers
>trash christianity
I wonder why
>>70606706
Only 3 of them are actually British, mongboy. Top right is an Aussie and top middle is American. It's a bait image.
>>70597579
Christianity is not an amusing affair, Puritanism least of all.
>>70606666
DARK PRINCE
>>70607150
Alright then, but that doesn't explain the slant.
>>70597579
Wtf I hate Christians now
Anyone have a picture of the cowboy devil?
>>70607529
;_;
>>70607907
Some American will take the b8 and make a Muslim joke, inevitably setting up a Mexican joke.
Don't do this.
>>70607907
Is that giga nigga's wife?
>>70607907
>being this ass blasted by common knowledge of english slags
>>70607214
how did they manage such a clean cut
Be the Devil.
Fuck all the Sluts.
>>70608064
It's a mars bar, so prolly space high tech cutting edge equipment.
Just finished this
instead of making a new thread:
What are some other horror movies more on the art house / atmospheric side of things?
>>70608237
Just watched February, it's what you asked.
Any pics of /ss/ witch?
>>70608149
How does G*d even compete?
>>70606666
>>70606666
>>70606666
>>70608351
He simply goes "let there be orgasms".
>>70608237
Silent Hill The true next step of appreciating horror is going from films to games as the genre only becomes stronger.
>>70608560
that movie wasn't very good
it wasn't bad either
>>70606666
You're on the right track but you're reactionary response to anything feminist is wrong. It's saying that women at that time had 0 autonomy, destined to be lead along at their husband/father's whim, given more responsibility but less respect than children, soon to be cast out just for starting puberty. The only way out of it is to cut yourself off from all of society, good and bad. She can be "free", but loses everything she loved at the same time. It's a no win situation.
>>70608652
I meant go to the games, not the movie.
Movie could have been great if they didnt completely fuck up simple things. No one should have ever been able to see Pyramid head for the obvious starters. He shouldnt have even existed.
Dont know why Nurses were being seen either.
>>70608237
Repulsion. Rosemary's Baby.
>>70599006
stop this shit bruh
>>70597579
It's not a Christian message. Christianity would believe their faith would be rewarded with at least the ability to hold things together and maintain their faith.
>>70597778
Basically this. The movie was theologically unsound because it wanted to be scary.
>>70609303
I disagree, I think it's an explicitly Christian message--from the perspective of the people at the time. Who're the real heroes of the story? The people at the plantation who've had enough of William's shit. The Christian message of the movie is to not let pride get in the way of the strength of your strong Christian community, lest your isolation be your ruin. Only the shelter of God's protection can save you.
>>70609303
They didn't really have any faith though. They spend the whole movie terrified of witches and evil, but never really talk about their supposed love of the lord outside of the scene where the son has a revelation and dies, presumably taken to heaven after.
>>70597579
I thought the message was that you should obey your religious leaders so you don't get exiled into a spooky witch filled wilderness before you can get your new born baby baptized. Also don't trust goats.
>>70606666
>posting deliciously
>>70605183
lol that necklace. Still slightly in character I see
>>70597579
>What was the morale of the story?
Mental illness sucks
>>70609405
Old school Christians didn't spend all their time talking about how much they loved god. they talked about how sinful they all were, how vengeful god was so they should fear him, and how nothing they did was good enough - which wasn't seen as discouraging, it was a reminder of the debt they owed. The characters speak often, in the movie, about how wicked and awful others and themselves are.
>>70603720
Asa Butterfield looks like Kif from Futurama.
>>70605183
her boobies are far apart like her eyes
is there an invisible force shield running down the center of her body?
>>70600998
how happy were you when you discovered that Krager is black?!
high five for being a complete, unoriginal cunt!
>>70611031
[weary sighing intensifies]
>>70597579
The moral of the story is that through Christ your rewards are after death and life is corrupting, brutal and unfair but don't lose faith. If you do lose faith and choose to life a life of superficial pleasure and power then there is no reward after death and Satan is waiting for you.
Misogyny: The movie
>>70611031
you just jelly tho
>>70597579
AYY LMAO
>>70597579
It was a pretty anti-religious movie. The father is being stubborn about staying out in the woods instead of bringing his family to a safe village. They all put their faith in a god they can't see or feel, despite the fact that nature is cruel and unforgiving. Then they end up experiencing the worst of it via witches and shit.
I wouldn't read too much into it though, the director stated that they just wanted to bring the fucked up folk tales of yesteryear back to life.
>>70597579
Fetal alcohol syndrome!
>>70599502
Why do you even watch movies?
>>70599701
HOLY SHIT its the guy from Game of Thrones that hanged with Theon and then betrayed him and got flayed
>>70603720
holy shit they are aliens
>>70612797
his balls must have dropped at 9 years old considering how deep his voice is
>>70612797
Yes, it's that guy from the office
>>70609402
This. If there's really a message to be had (which I doubt) it's definitely a heavily Christian (read: Puritan) one. In the face of literal death and having to potentially murder his own children, the father never abandons his Christian ideals.
>>70606666
wasted quads
Nature and the environment is evil incarnate and must be tamed by man. Nature is truly an overwhelming force which can only be kept at bay. Nature/evil will consume you eventually. It's not a battle you can win alone with your family. It's connecting witchcraft to early pagan beliefs of nature and the conflicting belief of biblical/divine rights stated in genesis (certain interpretations) that declare power of man over nature as god's will.
>>70603720
Lizard people of england
>>70599502
I want to physically hurt you for being so stupid
>>70597933
that ass was fat indeed. wanted to fuck the whole time i was watching it
>>70597579
Matthew 7:21-23
21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’
>>70611031
That's new Nightcrawler, Asa is actually cute
