ITT: Bad movies you have a soft spot for
how dare you
Deep Rising
>>70594421
it has gabriel byrne so i understand
is he any good in it?
>>70594464
He's Gabriel Byrne
>>70594421
That cable scene traumatised me as a kid.
Anything with thumbs. I can't help it, I can sit and quote the whole series from beginning to end. Just like Kung Pow. I think Oedekirk subliminally imprisoned me with quotes.
>>70594421
>ghost ship
>bad
Pick one and only one.
>>70594464
If you like Gabriel Byrne watch this. Do it!
>>70594421
Reminder that this movie had a kid being raped
I've never met a person, on /tv/ or otherwise, who liked this movie.
I loved the hell out of it though and consider it to be one of the best thrillers around.
>>70595733
Hello there. I also like this movie. Now you have.
>>70595598
for sure
>>70595803
Nice to meet a man of such superior tastes.
>>70595733
I liked it anon, it wasfun
I don't think it's bad though, and it also has 82% on RT.
>>70595759
How was that in quick review? I am in the mood for a good "we're out on sea and we're fucked" movie.
>>70595598
>see this cover for years on video shop shelf and /tv/
>still haven't watched it
What was that movie about a cruise ship getting attacked by pirates and then a huge tentacle monster tries to kill them all? Then a few escape and land on an island only to see something immensely huge running at them across the forest
I liked it
>>70594421
"This is Tugboat Arctic Warrior"
Probably my favorite psychological horror-thriller thing.
>>70595857
Deep Rising with Treat Williams
>>70595733
I also really enjoyed this movie, ive seen it 3 times already
>>70595826
It was fun, right? Never felt like a movie that took itself TOO seriously, but still had a good premise.
I liked it and recommend it to anyone who's in the mood for a solid thriller with a nice twist.
You know the one.
>>70595895
Fuckin' hell, 3 people ITT have seen this movie? Must be my lucky day. Congratulations on the superior taste.
>>70595884
>we never got to see what was on that island
>>70595852
Watch it anon. You know you want to. Lord Gariel Byrne invites you to.
>>70596038
It is a prequel to Tremors.
>>70594421
>hers were the first tits I saw on tv
Feels good man
>>70594421
>>70595289
Posting for brilliance
https://youtu.be/22XdYRbFHoE
>>70596038
i wonder if they added that in in case of a sequel, it piqued my interest, but no sequel.
>>70596309
hahaha oh god what a pile of shit
it's got such a great monster movie plot too, i would definitely watch a remake that wasn't so boring
>>70596309
The one time Cliff Curtis actually played a Maori, instead of some other vaguely brown skinned ethnicity.
>>70596421
That scene where cyborg Sutherland is revealed. Love it.
>>70596428
>The one time Cliff Curtis actually played a Maori instead of some other vaguely brown skinned ethnicity.
u fukin wot cuz
>>70596463
In a hollywood picture I mean. Once Were Warriors doesn't count.
>>70594421
This movie had bad written all over the cover and I was pleasantly surprised by it. I have never seen the first and I think the second is almost nothing like it.
>>70596323
I have never forgotten this scene. Still crazy
>>70596509
Also really like this shitty movie, it's not executed very well but it's a charming kind of homage to old-school peter jackson movies like Braindead.
>>70596597
woops forgot to post image
>>70596323
to this day, I can't figure out how that actually happened
>>70594421
how can anyone hate this movie.
It actually has a decent plot and decent acting.
And dredd. Any movie he's in is usually a fun outing. Like Priest.
>>70594421
>>70596768
>Bad
Are you kidding me? I never understood this, it's a legit well made film. It's not one of those it's so bad it's good movies, it's one of the most fun loving weird as fuck adventures in cinema history.
Ice Cube, J-Lo and Jon Voight
Fuck you if you don't like this movie.
>>70596768
This movie is pure brilliance. If you don't love it you're a retard.
>>70596835
I actually like the whole series of Anaconda I think. I remember watching one of the newest sequels and it wasn't ultra shit.
>>70596835
Prime-time J-Lo at that. She was hot as fuck.
>>70595759
That movies was a great survival/disaster movie, though. It had everything. Fear of burning to death? There's a scene for you. Fear of heights? There's a scene for you. Fear of tight spaces? There's a scene for you. Fear of drowning? There's a SHITLOAD of scenes for you.Kurt Russell'sdrowning was an A+ piece of acting, as well.
The scene in the air vent with the water rising never fails to freak me out. Fuck being stuck in a tight space, especially with water coming at you.
>>70596829
>>70596837got ya
>>70596038
>>70596400
It wasL O S T
>>70596882
Kari Wuhrer didn't look bad in '97 either.
>>70595733
I remember watching remember watching Triangle, Lake Mungo, Coherence and The Den within like 2 days last year and I loved every one of them.
I don't consider any of these movies bad, rather underrated. So I'll also add pic related, Blue Ruin, Cold In July, Goodnight Mommy, Delivery: The Beast Within and Hangman.
>>70596597
>>70596613
Seen the Spierig Brothers' other movies Daybreakers and Predestination?
>>70595822
>liking a shitty movie with someone else
>superior taste
That being said, I also liked the movie.
An objectively awful movie but it is the ultimate dumb gross out comedy
Some scenes still make me howl, plus Rip Torn is a fucking hoot in this
>>70595526
The Godthumb was the best. I remember I had all of them on my PSP and use to watch them on the bus sometimes to and from my first part time job.
I'm not going to cover for this movie and say it was anything but shit in many different colors but it was enjoyable shit.
10/10 background comedy
>>70595733
This film was a rip off of pic related, plus I distinctly remember the lead actress was absolutely awful
>>70597821
LE EBINMEME
KILL YOURSELF
I cant be the only one that likes this movie
I unironically enjoyed The Counselor
>>70597969
Little brother used to love that.
>>70597969
Is that the one where it ends withthe main character as the sole survivor of the garrison, and the Arabs let him leave?
>>70598211
yes
>>70598388
Thanks anon, I forgot what the name was
>>70595844
people are stuck in a sinking ship which is on its side and have to get out so they dont die
lots of suspense and drowning
pretty solid flick
all the america fuck yeah shit make me moist (I'm not even american)
>>70599223
NOT THE BEES!
>>70597740
im gonna say everytime this movie is brought up.
every shot in this movie copies another famous shot
watch the directors commentary
>>70595733
stop meeting shit people, triangle is fucking great
>>70599393
wait really, any examples?
>>70596428
I laughed so hard when he started doing a Haka at one of the cyborgs
>>70594421
>>70594421
>>70596323
This movie was horrifying as a kid
>>70599838
It wasn't as hilarious the last time Phil Hartman had a houseguest.
>>70595733
Triangle > Timecrimes
Terminator with a witch who has in eel in her twat.
There was this one movie where people find a boat in the middle of nowhere, and eventually the Captain turns into an amalgamation of different mechanical parts and just looks like a robot with his own face.
Anybody know what movie that is?
>>70600716
It had a lot of fresh tits and ass so it's watchable.
>>70600729
SLJs death also gets me every fucking time
>>70600716
The guy in the oven never fails to get a laugh. Plus the hilariously shit deck party.
>>70594421
Same for me, this is the first movie I saw boobies in
>>70600693
I believe it's "The Captain Who Turned Into A Robot" (Belize, 1986)
>>70595289
holy shit me too
I remember watching this as a kid and loving it. Basically Hunger Games with gangstas https://youtu.be/TP6HGblJSps
>>70596768
Shitty bait, but if serious then kill yourself. Big Trouble in Little China is action-adventure kino.
>>70596835
>Prime Jennifer Lopez
>Hilarious Ice Cube
I saw this movie ten times during a vacation, dubbed in thai language. I've yet to see the english version. I don't know if I need to. Hearing Ice Cube's one-liners in thai was awesome.
I just love this movie. It's one of my fave 90s horror flicks. And turn on some friggin lights in this museum please!
bump
>>70599223
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!
>>70600768
I can see the headline already! cook dies in his own oven!
Dead Mary
The Night Crew
I saw it recently. It's pretty bad, but I enjoyed it. It's with the Sympathetic Bad Guy-guy. And Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob.
It's like an old grindhouse movie, without the gore. If that makes sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AptgBFd3LQc
The twist (that you can see coming after 5 minutes, but doesn't get revealed until the end) is that the girl they've captured is a vampire.
>>70599555
I caught it on TV by accident one time. I was expecting Sharknado, but it was surprisingly good for a "ha ha let's make a shitty movie" thing.
>>70594462
Deep Rising is fucking awesome.
>>70596308
Super hot. Also best rendition of Senza Fine
>>70596428
Uncle Bully.
>>70604402
For me, it's Shark Night 3D. I loved it. Maybe it's because of Sara Paxton, but that was a fun ride.
>>70600389
>Mr Nobody
>bad
come on now
>>70596835
Voight is amazing. I wish I had as good a stink eye as him
>>70594421
dat Mudvayne track
RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH
Worth watching just for the ATV chase scene
>>70604917
>I remember before I was born
>cue music with unicorn
Yeah, guy
It's great
>>70599555
Saw this kino in theaters, it was amazing. It was just me and my friend, and another group of guys or age in the whole theater. Hilarious experience.yfw the penis gets eaten
It's comfy as hell.
>>70594421
>>70600716DEEPESTBLUEST
>>70600471
unacceptable
>>70595289
>not the gears grinding up the diver guy
Pretty sure they even had his face float up after too. Or maybe I dreamt that
>>70595759
How is that a bad movie on any way? That elevator scene is GOAT
>shake him off! SHAKE HIM OFF!
>NOOOO PLEASE
>I'm sorry...
>AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhh *impaled*
>>70601452
>dubbed in thai language
I don't know shit thai except "ladyboys please" but you need that Cube and Jon Voight in english. It's worth a rewatch.
>>70596509
Dude if you liked that garbage you NEED to watch the first and rec 1, 2, and maybe 3 (sillier, but still fun. Do NOT watch 4). Rec were the Spanish original movies, but they have dubbed versions too if you don't wanna read. Quarantine is so good though. So claustrophobic and tense.
>that firefighter leg scene
>>70596835
Wasn't Owen Wilson in this too? Such a bizarre cast looking back.
Soldier with Kurt Russell
>>70594462
Fuck ya. Never will I forgot the toilet scene.
>>70599555
>my dick! They took my dick!
>ashlynn Brooke and Gianna Michael cameo
>that hair in the propeller scene
Fantastic gore in this one. Love the ending too.
I have no gauge on if this is bad or good, I dont know anyone save some family who have watches it. Saw it on a whim on Netflix and really enjoyed it.
Philip Seymour-Hoffman's best role.
>>70606084
>the chick that falls apart like a grilled cheese while being rescued
Top notch gore
For the record, I don't think this movie's bad, but I know the majority of people do.
MB is a post-modern masterpiece, still years ahead of its time even today, and I cannot fathom why anyone would regard it as one of those "worst movies ever" deals.
>>70606155
why do you hate tom hanks?
>>70594421
I
I STAND
>>70606137
That movie's great. I enjoyed it a lot more than The Cabin in the Woods.
Pic related, is my pick. Campy capeshit from the 80s.
>>70605329
Comfiest movie going, good taste.
Nightmare on Elm Street part 2
grew up watching this
everyone shits on it but I love the visuals and I like the explanation that the scientists are retarded because Weyland didn't give a fuck about who he picked.
>>70607286
This. I've seen it a couple times. Once I stopped being angry with all the stupid shit, I just started to enjoy looking at cool space stuff. Wouldn't mind seeing it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMED7GERpeQ
>>70607286
But the "visuals" were just bland modern sci-fi shit, except for the few mural bits inspired by Giger.
>>70596309
mah niggah
>>70607741
since we don't even get much modern AAA sci fi I'm ok with that. I was also down with Day after Tomorrow and Elysium and you can make the same bland argument about those
what's that movie called that plays on an abandoned ship and there's this massive tentacle monster that eats and digests people alive?
>>70607820
>Day after Tomorrow
*Edge of tomorrow, shit
>>70607396
I always thought the first guy rapping didn't fit in at all. Sounds like he's cut in from a different song or some shit. Fat guy fits perfectly.
It's kind of charming in how blatant it is.
>>70607887
Alexander pls go.
>>70594421
Doom (2005) Special effects are great, People only hate it because its not 100% like the scource material
>>70607211
A DIAMOND UPSIDE DOWN IS A PUSSY!
>>70602753
I assume you didn't read the book, otherwise you would know the movie is complete trash. Go read it.
>>70608255
>Selenium
>>70607286
Not a bad movie. Just a bad prequel. Alien C-Section scene is GOAT
jaws 3
Love em all
>>70596835
We need another one that takes itself serious like this and the second, hunt for the blood orchid. This was the monster adventure movie of its time. This, Congo and Jurassic park. Just like we got Jurassic world we need a new serious anaconda movie. 3 and 4 really really didnt take itself serious.
>>70597819
bill paxton is seriously under rated for his comedic acting
>>70609622
I mean come on...
>>70609193
SeaWorld one? I don't know how man. Every shark scene is awful aside from it breaking through in the restaurant. The revenge however I absolutely love even though only two people die.
I had a dream that the entire cast of this show was replaced by hamtaro and friends
>>70609193
pure kino
https://youtu.be/2W0mhAFldIY
>>70594421
>posting ghost ship instead of death ship with george kennedy
>>70600693
Virus
It got posted earlier in this thread.
>>70609859
holy shit i completely forgot about this movie
cant even count how many times i rewinded the final explosion on vhs when i was a kid
>>70609193
Jaws 2 for me.
>>70594421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKJFtppzvQ
So bad it's good
>>70594421
Didnt it have Mudvayne in it
Twister and Independence Day
>>70614373
>Twister
>bad
wrong
>>70597362
>Coherence
loved this shit out of that movie. cozy as fuck
wish there was more of it
>>70599365
cudda been great
even had glau
>>70594421
I remember seeing the opening scene when I was a kid and it gave me nightmares for days
>>70608069
This man right here is correct
>>70614843
Watched that movie in high school science class. Was extremely stupid but weirdly enjoyable.
>>70596309
This film made me feel queasy as a kid, something about the designs really struck me, particulary the Russian soldier dude.
This movie has a strangely comfy atmosphere.
>>70597740
Rip Torn was fucking hilarious in this.
>Do a reasonably decent Rip Torn impersonation
>Quote this shit ever so often
Life is good.
>>70615424
Forgot pic...
I love Phantasm 2. Perfect blend of horror and comedy.
>>70606155
The angle of that face compared to helmet and body...
Who the fuck compiled this shit? I swear, I should go make fucking promotional art after seeing the fucking amateurism abound.
Maybe he broke his neck, maybe it's fucking shoddy work.
>>70614843
>Watch this shit with my dad the geologist
Dad: "What the fuck, that would never work, this is retarded.
>Hack the entire internet with hotpockets
Me: "What the fuck, that would never work, this is retarded
So that's how I learned to bond with my father.
>>70595289
This is still the most horrifying scene of any movie I've ever seen.
>>70606159
Fuck yes, I have seen this movie at least 100 times in my life. I refer to any place I think I'll have a bad time as 'the suck zone'
>>70595526
>thumb kino
>bad
baka
>>70599274
same
also not american
>>70606137funmovie
>>70609622
Are you seriously putting Anaconda in the same tier as Jurassic Park or even Congo?
>>70597821
This is one of the few Spanish movies I've actually liked. I don't think Triangle was a rip-off tho, just chill Nacho.
>>70599555
I unironically love this movie. Also Elizabeth Shue is MILF-tier
>>70609681
He's famous for his comedy. He was typecast as the comedy guy in action movies for years.
>>70608255
>tfw look at the ingredients for Head and Shoulders every day but selenium isn't there
Transformers. Idk why I like it tho
>>70609415
In one of them does a girl gets fat and starts to pee or something?
>>70599555
This... and I also liked the sequel.
>>70594421
The House on Haunted Hill starring Geoffrey Rush and Chris Kattan
>>70609415
man the djinn had a hard life
>>70605219
>DMXkino bad
Stop.
I'm sorry.
>>70596835
This was my favourite film in my childhood.
I watched it with some friends at year 6 or so. Terrrifying shit.
>>70620519
>famke jansson
>ali larter
>bridget wilson
That was a good movie. Basically paid for Dark Castle Entertainment and helped kickstart the early 2000's horror boom.
one day The Shadow will get his capekino treatment
>>70620468
What sequel??
>>70622005
The sequel to Piranha 3D of course.
>>70622005
Piranha 3DD. It is less gory though cause the studio told them to tone it down. Still fun.
>>70596323
I remember this so clearly and I was so young. It's actually pretty hilarious.
>>70600389
>Bad movie
>Top fucking kek
>>70597819
>i will never rent this movie from the local video store for the fourth consecutive weekend and watch it with all my friends at 2 in the morning while we stuff ourselves with junk food
i guess that's it then
>>70595526
thumb wars and the blair thumb were the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQduN315etk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfPQbsEpD9Y
>thanks for the oppourtunity
>thanks guys
>thanks
>thank you
>so is vic short for victor?
>no, uhh, victim! my dad was bludgeoned to death
>>70594421
War of the Worlds.
>>70594421
Saw this again last year. It's an okay 6/10, but it's still got one of the most memorable opening scenes in any horror movie.
Also, it was the movie that made me fall in love with Emily Browning.
>>70605359
You shut your whore mouth. Escape from LA is a masterpiece.
>>70608255
This is the true ghostbusters sequel.
>>70605359
>That surfboard scene
>That gunfight at Disneyland
>That surprisingly badass and well made ending
Guiltiest of pleasures
Just watched this for the first time and it was awesome. Is the sequel worth it?
>>70623027
Thumb Wars is the GOAT Star Wars spoof.
>This must be the work of Black Helmet Man
>Who?
>Your father-ER a man whose...father....a farther away man
>>70595733
As long as you recognize that it is objectively a shit movie
>>70625882
Yes.
>>70596687
Through special effects you dumb fuck. You really think they literally killed a bunch of people for some shitty movie? Christ you're retarded.
>>70594421
i can name them all, but those cheap as fuck monster movies featuring megacrock/sharktopus/whateverthefuckasaurus
its just for how dumb they are. The bad acting, the horrible effects, etc. Its just i don't know, fun
>>70627600
Wouldn't you rather watch a bad movie that isn't a cynical patronizing bag of purposefully shitty shit?
>>70621154
>This was my favourite film in my childhood.
lol same here anon
>>70627783
GET AWAY FROM ME YOUEIGHTLEGGEDFREAKS
>>70607088
Pretty much every A Nightmare On Elm Street movie in my case. Would watch them nonstop back when I was a kid.
>>70627950
welll fuck me i didnt meant to quote
time to kill myself
>>70627956
>1, 3, New Nightmare
>Bad
>>70599223
>Whats in the bag, a shark or something?
>>70595598
hey, warlock is in this
Shitkino
>>70631084
looks like a 2nd-rate Cube
>>70631447
That was what I thought at first, but the whole thing takes place in a big circular room. No action, just character interactions and lots of death