>>70589975
Fuck magic. SCIENCE
Preston
Why didn't Lyanna Mormont ask for Longclaw back? It's technically her sword now
Fuck you /tv/,you've ruined the show for me
>No Jonsa faggotry
This is a fine thread indeed.
>>70593407
She doesn't know he has it, they're saving that little nugget for another episode
Helloo anons!
>>70593359
Science sucks, honestly.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Happy Birthday Ania!
>>70593407
It's jorahs sword
>>70593436
Do you mind SansaxRobin posting?
>>70593484
JUDEN
>>70593407
She isn't going to take it from him if Joer gave it to him.
>>70593481
Naw, you're wrong.
But it ok, I still love you.
Just watched last Sunday episode and I think the show has jumped the shark:
Who are those guy outside a castle when Jaime and Bron arrive? Who are the ones inside the castle, specially that old asshole? Why is this castle important? Who was the little child and the other old prick Jon and Sansa talked to? Who was the guy who supposedly saved the hound? Who killed him?
Seriously they are introducing so many shit at once
>>70593366
>confirmed for return in the books
>>70593308
>Jon: "Let's team up bro, you're the best possible chance we have of uniting Westoros against the white walkers!"
>Stannis: "Nah stay here, im about to be fucked over in characterization thanks to D&D."
I think it would have been a lot better had Jon offered Longclaw to bearloli instead of spooking the shit out of her with White Walkers
>>70593529
first episode?
>>70593407
He gave it to him.
>>70593454
Jon literally carries it on him at all times, except for when someone tells him Benjen is alive
>>70593548
And if she'd had 5000 men instead of 62 that might have justified giving up a sword that can kill white walkers. But as it is, I'd keep that shit secret too
>>70593529
this has to be bait right? no one can be this dumb.
>>70593529
>he doesn't know who Bryden "Blackfish" Tully is
Leave now. You are not welcome here.
>Davos still doesn't know what happened to Shireen
>Now 7 episodes in
>>70593529
>I have the attention span of a goldfish: the post
>>70593498
nah he had to renounce his claims to his inheritance when he was exiled
>>70593529
Did you not pay attention at all? They only mentioned that they're Frays 5 or so times.
>>70593434
Kek i agree bro i cant enjoy the show anymore all i do now is point out the terrible writing..... Books are still okay for me though, almost finishing book 2
>>70593529
Freys. Remainder of Riverrun. Blackfish. Riverrun is like the "capital" of the Riverlands. Lady Mormont and Lord Glover. A septon, at least in spirit. The Brotherhood Without Banners.
Are you fucking retarded?
>>70593580
>Jon literally carries it on him at all times
>fetch my sword Olly
Obviously not.
>>70593498
>>70593519
>>70593577
>Jeor is allowed to give away a 500 year family artifact to whoever he wants just because he feels like it
ok
>>70593529
Here's your (you)
All hail King Stannis
>>70593407
Because it isn't actually the Mormont sword.
Blackfyre, get hype!
>>70593529
>This is how showfags are actually like
Bravo, Anon. Nice depiction
>>70593617
the fuck you mean? it's his sword, and it's his family
>>70593580
It has a wolf pommel now and he hasn't drawn it yet. No one looks at sheathed swords and goes "is that Valayrian Steel?" other than fans.
>>70593580
My sides anon KEKKKK
HOW WILL SHE REWARD HIM?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428306
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428306
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428306
>>70593617
Yeah, he doesn't have any sons. If he give it to her it will end up in the hands of another man who is not a mormont
>>70593643
>blackfyre
please elaborate
t. showfag
Honestly lads Riverun was just how I imagined it would look like. Really surprised me.
>>70593542
At least Jon is still shown to respect based Stannis, its the main reason he trusts Davos while cunts like Sansa keep talking shit
GET HYPED
>>70593676bad poosey
>>70593683
Edgy faggots even by GoT standards.
>House Blackfyre
>"nothing personnel, kid"
>>70593684
the wide shots of the castles in this season has been pretty great, Horn Hill looked GOAT.
>>70593590
After season 4, or should I say
>after they finished with the source material
The show has been following a convinient plotline
Westeros looks like a cartoon witch.
>>70593676
She'll use CIA to defeat Ramsay then execute him
You heard it here first
>>70593707
As dumb as that is its kinda hype. ThoughDany will never leave Essos
>>70593683
Blackfrye is perhaps the second most known sword after Dawn and was the most famous valyrian steel sword that the Targs owned. It's were bouts are unknown and I am guessing anon thinks that longclaw that Jeor had was actually blackfrye but I believe the Mormomts had longclaw already before blackfrye went missing.
>>70593716
OUTTA MY WAY, BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITS
>>70593590
they're camped at the same site that stannis was with 62 proud men care of lyanna :3
davos will find evidence of shireen's death and fuck up the red witch in the season finale
>>70593617
What's she going to do demand it back? She's not going to go around the wishes of the former head of the house just for Longclaw.
>>70593683
Blackfyre is Aegon the Conqueror's ancestral sword. Fat Targaryen king had a fuckton of bastards. He gave one the sword. On his deathbed, he legitimized all of his bastards like a fucking troll. It started a war called the Blackfyre Rebellion, and other future problems for everyone.
>>70593676
She replaces him as Robins main influence and he takes a trip through the moon door. Then Sansa gets to rape a retarded boy like >>70593502
why is jaimes plotline so random?
>>70593643
what is this theory
>>70593590
We know he will find out from the trailers
>>70593611
>nice dubs
And its not "like" IT IS
>>70593731
Horn Hill looks completely out of place
>>70593757
You forgot to mention that the sword Blackfyre disappeared along with its last owner Brynden Rivers, and he's practically confirmed to be the Three-Eyed Raven.
>>70593707
For those who wanna make their own retarded map
>>70593780
They have nothing for him to do since twitter decided they weren't allowed to do incest anymore, so they just send him & Bronnon random field trips to keep him out of the way of the real plot
Meera a cute, A CUTE!
>>70593588
yeah, he had a scene years ago. big deal
>>70593807
It already looks like a cartoon witch.
Why did the BWB kill those poor people? Why didn't they do anything to stop them?
>>70593643
Nice try but no
>>70593753
if the red woman dies, we riotbella thorne is hideous
>>70593811
>twitter decided they weren't allowed to do incest anymore
>they literally had Cersei and him going at it a few episodes ago
top wew
>>70593841
>Cersei and him going at it a few episodes ago
"no?"
>>70593803
Dark Sister
>>70593813
isn't it past your bedtime?
>>70593753
>fuck up the red witch in the season finale
I wish Stannis was alive just so I could see Davos go apeshit and kill him. Fuck him.
>>70593840
melisandre a shit
I really hope that book davos won't undergo this weird thing where he just replaces stannis with jon, its kind of ruined his character for me
>>70593864
Fuck, you're right. I got them mixed up.
>>70593803
That was Dark Sister and Longclaw is too long to be Dark Sister. Reminder in the books Jon carries Longclaw on his back making it nearly impossible to unsheathe it.
>>70593683
please explain this t. meme thing to me
>>70593866
It's morning here in Britain, lad.
>>70593909
>t. never been to /int/ in my life despite it being the best board
>almost that time
>>70593909i only know how to use it in context
>>70593707
>Sansa takes North
>Dany takes South
>Show ends in an empowered womyn cat fight
No ....
>Jon didn't give Longclaw back to Lyanna
>Brienne didn't give Oathkeep back to Jon
this show is seriously fucked up
>>70593683
It was a half-joke.
There is a rather fun theory out there that Longclaw is actually the valyrian steel sword Blackfyre, the sword wielded by Aegon the conqueror and had been seen for years as the mark of the true king of Westeros. It went missing after one of the Blackfyre rebellions (a rebel house named after the sword, I would understand f that is confusing)There are a couple hints to this.
1: Biggest one, though easily a coincidence. Longclaw and Blackfyre are the only two bastard valyrian swords mentioned so far.
2: A poor house like the Mormonts would realistically never actually get a Valyrian steel sword. Not only that, but the only time a Mormont other than Jeor mentions it in either the book or the show is in a special extra lore video, narrated by Jorah.
3: Blackfyre went missing after one of the Blackfyre rebellions. Everyone assumes Bittersteel (one of the rebels) took the sword after being defeated by Bloodraven/ Brynden Rivers/ Three-eyed crow, but that is never explicitly stated.
There's more than this to connect the two swords, but that's the rough history.
>>70593909
Finnish for 'regards'.
>>70593925
>/pol/ 2.0
>best board
no
>>70593952
Valyrian Steel isn't as common in the show as the books, those swords are rare as a Scottish virgin
>mfw people think Jonsa posters think incest is edgy when I've explicitly said that incest isn't edgy
>>70593952
does brienne even know it is partly reforged ice?
>>70593867
Davos would never do that. The same thing basically happened to him ... You know , " Death by fire is the purest death" . He lost his son for R'hillor too.
>>70593909
h-how new?
The t.-thing has been well established across all boards since well over two years.
t. pro memer
>everyone suddenly stopped wearing armor after season 2
why??
>>70593968
/int/ is just memes though, it's nowhere near as legitimately bitter and hateful as /pol/.
>>70593988
Yes
Jaime fucking told her
>>70593991
yes he would stanniscuck, Davos would kill Stannis if he found out that he burned Shireen
>>70594004
Because the War of the Five Kings is over.
Are no dany episodes, the best episodes?
>>70594004
Because most scenes arent people in a battlefield any more?
>>70593864
>>70593900
>>70593904
Blackfyre was also last seen with Brynden and Bittersteel. Everyone in-universe thinks that Bittersteel took it, but none of his descendants ever had the sword.
It is possible Brynden took it.
>>70594006
ok, i dont remember but.. ok
you aint got to lash out at me like that brother
>>70594022
ok fampai , have it your way
>>70594004
Because armor is an expensive prop and its difficult to prepare for dress in.
It costs time and money so it went.
>>70593676
cia will fuck her right in the pussy
>>70594028
>War of Five Kings
>last one alive doesn't get to be king
Fucking Ironborn
Why did they have to make Asha a lesbian?
I wanted to see her pretend rape scene.
>>70594033
Dany went from being the most interesting to the lamest.
Davos will kill Melisandre and spit on Stannis' flayed body.
Stannis is a kinslayer.
wooaoh is that blade made of VALERION STEEL ???!!
>>70593753
What's better, 20 good men, or 62 proud men who are better than 10 mainlanders?
House Mormont
"We are cute. CUTE!"
>>70594087
Dany was never the most interesting your cuckold redditor.
>>70593999
>lying
>and getting trips
that's a pretty serious offence there, son. you got any illegal memes i should know about?
>>70593707
Soon.
Who were the Glovers with in the book?
Also who was the lady that speaks to Theon in Winterfell about how much she hated Ned Stark?
Meera has the dark sister sword
She doesnt know it though
if valeryion steel is so good how come they could just melt neds sword with no problem?
>Riverlands civil war
Who gives a shit? What does this add to the story in the limited episodes they have left
>>70594126
Lady dustin
>>70594140
They were reforming Ice into two swords, and Tywin had to go find a specific person from Essos to do it.
>>70594140
That is odd, it was forged in lava from a volcano and it melts with fire?
>>70594140
I was under the impression that it was a difference in materials and not necessarily technique
>>70594154
about as much as sam family feud segments
>>70594140
it'sice
>>70594140
Why does the sharpness correlate with the melting temperature in your mind?
>>70594101
>What's better, 20 good men, or 62 proud men who are better than 10 mainlanders?
62 proud men
they started a fight with 2000 wildlings and davos
>>70594154
Character development for Jamie and the Riverlands loyalty will impact the North storyline because of Tully-Stark ties.
>>70594181
Well then you're a fucking idiot and you shouldnt listen to yourself
>>70594154
Right now everything is shaping up to look like pic related.
>all this talk about valyrian steel swords
OUT OF MY WAY VALYRIAN STEEL SWORD WIELDER FUCKING SHITS
>>70594205
>valyrian steel armor
Is George for real?
>>70594230
>no it's not fucking edgy, spikes are functional
>>70594154
its an extension of the same war of the 5 kings
>>70594238
That actually sounds kinda cool.
>>70594140
>why does this steel melt at the same temperature as this other steel?
>>70594224
>high sparrow
>taking over the westerlands
how?
![vodka001.jpg4825a33b-c2c4-456d-9c22-ff7a490ea13eOriginal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GOAsrGU.jpg "vodka001.jpg4825a33b-c2c4-456d-9c22-ff7a490ea13eOriginal[1].jpg")
Is there mention of strong alcohol(vodka, fortified wine, brandy etc) in the show or the books?
>>70594254
>its an extension of the same war of the 5 kings
They;re all fucking dead and the Freys weren't even contesting the throne
A valyrian steel arakh hits Euron. It is not very effective.
>>70594230
I can't believe it's actually a thing
>>70594258
It sounds like it's straight out of a fan fic
>>70593617
also john snow is at the wall. He cant have an heir. It falls to the mormonts upon his death or to the next lord commander.
>>70593803
In the show 3iR is definitely not Bloodraven as he has stated he'd been a tree for a thousand years.
>>70594280
GRRM practically never shuts up about fortified wine that "spreads like tendrils of fire" in your chest.
>>70594238
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easily as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold, and gleamed and shimmered when they moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal, whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols folded into the steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known 400 years ago, in the days before the Doom, but even then, they would’ve cost a kingdom.
It's real senpai.
>yfw you saw Unella see
> Jon attacks winterfell
> during the battke ,on top of the battlements , Ramsey is flaying rickon alive to fuck with Jon
I want this
Does Yara think that Dany will let them live independently and keep raping and pillaging poor people?
>>70593887
I was going to say, "What the fuck else is he going to do?" but I guess in the books he has a wife and a pile of kids and after knowing about the others he would probably go grab them and fuck off to Essos with Salador Saan.
>>70594337
holy shit lol
why the fuck is nobody questioning jon abandoning the night's watch? it's a capital offense.
>nah its okay though i died and was resurrected so my vows have been fulfilled. this upjumped smuggler will vouch for me
>>70594383
maybe it is but who is left to punish him?
>>70594383
Everyone knows the NW spend half their time shagging whores in the nearest town
Nobody but Ned ever fucking cared
>>70594383
because technically he's still with the nights watch, he's just expanding their power
What the fuck is Lyanna Bearfu doing with her soldiers marching on Winterfell? Are they insane?
>>70594337
I wish I had her jawline.
>>70594383
>>70594404
All the senior bullies are dead or impotent. Now all left are Jon's college buddies
>>70594277
He controls the king and the king controls the south
>>70594419
>get fucking supermodel
>wrap her up in burka
FEMENISM!!
>>70594383
Well he was the lord commander, who the fuck was going to punish him for leaving?
That said, the vow is pretty clear on the whole death thing. Easy enough to buy his line of reasoning.
>>70594303
Jeor probably had it in mind that the Night's Watch would keep it and it would be passed down to each Lord Commander
>>70594429
pious girls are best girls
once you unlock their inner slut
>>70594400
like 20 northern lords
>>70594409
that's equally not allowed. nights watch has reign beyond the wall and that's it
>>70594423
But Tommen is dead by the end of the season. There will be chaos in the captial and his control on the king is gone. The Westerlands will fall under Jaime's command.
>>70594281
the tullys were and it doesnt matter if joffrey is dead, a lannister fucking shit still sits on the iron throne
the freys are fighting with the lannisters to contain the tully rebellion. holy shit are you fucking daft or what?
>>70594383
Hmmm idk maybe because theres a fucking horde of walkers about to fuck shit up. He needs to reunite the north to take on the walkers
>>70594459
>>70594441
he's claiming he came back from the dead. no one's gonna question that?
You'd think Glover would've learned something from the Ironborn who took over his castle and locked up his wife and children.
What is dead may never die
>>70594481
>the tullys were
>Joffrey
>Stannis
>Renly
>Theon's dad
>Robb
No they weren't
>>70594494
People saw him dead though
Get get get get /got/ /got/ /got/ /got/
Blood rush to my head bit hot lock
Poppin' off the fuckin' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot
>>70594485
and the guy claiming to be resurrected is the same guy claiming there's an army of magic dead guys coming for them. and he wants to reclaim his ancestral home. and he's a bastard with a possible claim to the now literal throne of the north.
no conflict of interest there.
>>70594516
What is with Jon having greased back hair?
Why is Tommen such a cuck?
Anyone else miss based Joffrey?
>>70594555
>Anyone else miss based Joffrey?
Every minute of every episode. I wanted him dead, but now I want him back.
>>70594555
The show has probably had more good characters die than there are left. It's probably done more harm than good.
>>70594383
> you belong to the night watch until your death
> Jon died
I think he has an excuse
>>70594548
trying to pull off Ned's look
>>70594517
i honestly cant tell if you are touched in the head or just retarded
the tullys were supporting robb in rebelling against the lannisters and the still are after what happened at the red wedding.
I didn't realize that smiling required any knowledge of human emotion or anything. I didn't realize smiling required an iota of acting ability.
Because Sam has done his goofy little "oh I'm connecting with you because you're a good person or you think I'm a good person" smile several times and every time he does it I am taken out of the show. Someone called him a "talented actor" in a /got/ earlier today. What the fuck? He's a caricature. Nothing about anything he does is delivered in a believable way.
>>70594555
Trips speak the truth. Joffery was based. A evil little shit but he was our man.
>>70594548
He's styling himself after his uncle and grandpa.
>>70594575
if a man came up to you and said "i died but i came back to life, releasing me from my vow of celibacy and poverty, now follow me as i claim land, wife and title", would you take him on his word?
>>70594575
>"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
>live and die at my post
>he's still alive
>all the nights to com
Nice cherry picking
>>70594555
I really miss hating him
I'm glad he's dead, but man has it left a hole in my heart
>>70594592
But Robb's dead and they'e fighting Freys, not Lannisters.
This isn't war of 5 kings, this is just bullshit
WHOS READY FOR #CLEGANEBOWL HOUND V FRANKENMOUNTAIN
TRIAL BY COMBAT NIGGAS
>>70594555
I do
>Olenna throws out banter all episode every episode
>can't handle Joffery's banter so she kills him
fucking women
>>70594624
>live and die at my post
he did
>all the nights to com
no corn
>>70594555
Hell yes I miss Joffrey.
He's one of the things the show did right. Joffrey was way better in the show than the books. He was even more evil and hateable, but also kind of hilarious in how much of a cunt he was. He was the GOAT villian.
I also miss Tywin, who was also based as fuck.
Episode 7 is the highest rated episode by /got/ so far this season.
It has an average rating of 7.52/10.
It also marks the first time this season where /got/ has rated this episode higher than other websites.
>>70594516
>guy literally comes back from the dead
>we won't follow you bastard lmao
I'm surprised that everyone in the game of thrones universe hasn't lost their collective shit that the lord commander of the nights watch just kinda came back to life.
>>70594555
I hated Joffrey but I liked him way more than Ramsey. Joffrey while being insane and cruel had character flaws.
Show Ramsey is the whole package. Handsome, smart, amazing warrior ect. Just makes him seem like someones shitty OC.
Plus he added a certain charm that I miss.
>>70594603
Can we just admire how Rickard cast was small but on point as fuck
>>70594665
what a coincidence it didn't have dragon bitch
>>70594670
>I'm surprised that everyone in the game of thrones universe hasn't lost their collective shit that the lord commander of the nights watch just kinda came back to life.
Jon wasn't dead long enough for other Houses to hear about it, and they wouldn't believe his story and his resurrection either.
>>70594659
I miss Tywin's and Joffery's interaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk5hKomP4MA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRrV1ff33iM
Tywin was so based.
>>70594712
Forget Dany, where the hell was Brienne?
>>70594555
>>70594555
Every scene with Joffrey was top kek. I loved how he trolled every character and person watching the show in every scene he was in. I actively rooted for Joffrey the entire time. All hail Joffrey the true king of Westeros.
>>70593366
>see an anvil getting hit
Oh shit, they finally brought back Gendry.
>have to settle for the Hound
Not even upset.
>>70594640
the tullys are not attacking the freys. the freys are sieging their castle under direct orders of the crown and the lannisters
thats why jaime showed up and took over
>>70594665
>highest rated by /got/
>one of the lowest rated by plebs
Is not having LE MUTHERRR OF DRAGUNS STRONK GIRL and memedwarf really making such difference?
>>70594670
is everyone on this board retarded?
btw i was killed in a car accident but i'm alive now. you have to believe it because i said i died in a car accident, but came back to life.
rally to me and we'll take over /pol/
>>70594473
>Tommen is dead by the end of the season
He's dead but not this season.
>>70594222
give me one (1) examplein the showwhere it's implied otherwise.
go ahead, i'll wait.
>>70593308
Sorry to be late, but can anyone be so kind to explain to me why i just saw a dick in front of my face out of the blue in my tv show?
i am missing some subplot or they id it just because fuck you we want to show tits and dicks?
>>70594727
Traveling to the Riverlands offscreen. She's in the preview for next ep.
>>70594745
>the freys are sieging their castle under direct orders of the crown
Thrre was an entire scene where Boss Frey chewed them out for "losing" the castle and telling them to take it back
At no point did this become a Crown issue
>>70594754
season 1
>>70594751
He kills himself in episode 10. It's been known for a while.
Do they have firemen?
Seems like it would be easy to just burn everything.
>>70594772
jesus christ man, nevermind
you clearly dont lack the mental capacity to follow this show
>>70594784
Someone with a small army needs to go all Crassus on Westeros.
Make the Lannisters poor by comparison.
>>70594783
>He kills himself in episode 10
>>70594720
tywin with anyone made a best-of clip
there was a "dead characters this season" clip with gleeson and dance, and even then, gleeson was looking at dance when he made puns. charles dance commands respect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5rYz37ES9E
>>70594750
>>70594718
There's enough magic bullshit in the show for it to be kind of believable.
I mean Beric did it 6 times and I'm sure enough people saw it for people to know he wasn't bullshitting.
Coming back from the dead less believable than other shit that's happened like the shadow with the face of stannis barraethon?
Why doesn't Santa tell Jon about Littlefinger?
Just seems like conflict for no reason.
>>70594850
Holy shit Jack is so pale, is he wearing make up?
>>70594404
>>70594409
>>70594420
>>70594441
Fucking liberals
MAKE THE WALL GREAT AGAIN
arya ded lmao
>>70594861
Why doesn't Jon just impregnate melly and take out Ramsey with a shadow babby?
>>70594907
>implying it wasn't Jaqen wearing Arya's face as a test or Waif
>>70593502
>sansa x robin
you would ship a young man with his abuser? SHAME
>>70594861
Most people don't believe either of those things though.
That said, Jon just needs to awkwardly take off his shirt and show the scars of his actually fatal wounds. Pretty hard to believe someone survives that in a place with no Maester.
>>70594773
>watching stuff from five years ago
fag
>>70594878
I don't know. Jon knows nothing about Little Finger that Sansa didn't tell him. Just say, "Hey my Cousin Robins got an Army."
How are you supposed to pronounce Arya without a british/irish accent? it just sounds weird.
>>70594861
What bothers me is how the fuck hasn't Sansa made ANY mention of this at all?
Seriously she's not mentioned it once. You'd think she'd be a bit shocked or freaked out by it. I mean basically every other character who has interacted with it has been like "dude.. woah" but Sansa, his fucking SISTER doesn't seem to care. the fuck?
>>70594861
it's shown as an unbelievable event in the show. characters are rendered speechless when they watch it happen. characters are also shown to be skeptical when it's described in stories. it should come up.
>okay someone else saw it
>>70594955
Just say area
>>70594937
I would if her hand had made any kinda contact with his face. Fucking Kane bump.
>The Iron Island Dream is dead.The Andals are ripping us off in trade. We started with 17 other candidates at the Kingsmoot. Now it's me, little Theon and of course Crooked Yara or the leftovers as i call them. Crooked Yara! She won't release her transcripts to the speeches she gave at the Iron Bank of Braavos, then on top of all that she couldn't even handle her illegal Raven server. Who knows what damage that's done to country. And she says i'm not qualified to be King! Give me a break! So here's the story folks, if you elect me King of the Iron Islands i'm going to turn things around so fast it will make your head spin! We don't win anymore, we don't win with our Naval fleet, we don't win with our boarders, the Summer islanders are stealing our job. Not gonna happen anymore folks! We're going to start winning again! We're gonna win so much! And you will come up to me and say "Y-your grace i'm getting tired winning." I'm gonna say treason we're gonna win with our Navy we're gonna win at our boarders we're win with trade and so long as i'm your King we will never stop winning! It time to make The Iron Islands Great Again!
>>70593529
All of this was answered in the episode or past episodes idiot.
I think that this season is shaping up great without the drag of the books tying it down. Only thing I fucking hate is how rushed the Iron Island storyline was.
>king gets killed by his nephew
>nephew attempts to usurp the throne
>90% of the Ironborn, who so happens to be loyal to the lesbo queen, take ALL the ships without any commotion and head out to sea
>this episode Theon and lesbo manchin are talking about the glorious day that they will retake the Iron Islands but not until they've allied with Daenerys
What the fuck, it happened in the blink of an eye.
>>70594955
areola
>>70594932
I'm guessing it's going to be some trickery
jaqen strikes me as a pedo
>>70594941
Beric was publicly executed though right? I mean he's walking around after everyone saw him die.
>>70594921
No one knows (fans included) if he has any kings blood.
>>70594955
Sort of like arr ya from ARR YA READY, KIDS?!
>>70593904
Reminder Jon in the books is still a teenager. So of course he can barely wield it.
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone
>>70594955
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>>70595001
>everyone
it was like 20 guys
>>70593308
wait, when did Stannis and Jon meet? I don't remember that.
>>70595001
Melly knows though doesn't she? That's why she looks at him and exposes her breasts. Shit, she probably should have had a quickie with Mance before she burned him up, kings are a rare commodity.
Remind me why he cares about Jon and anything at all since Stannis died?
>>70595014
>green day
the memes have gone too far stannisfag
>>70595047
...it was like 4 episodes
Whats Melisandre been up to havent seen her in 3 episodes?
>>70595001
Beric was executed yes. This is more spoken about in the books, but sightings of him are conflicted due to his guerrilla warfare approach. He seems to die, then reappear later, leading the smallfolk to thinking he's immortal and his enemies to thinking the smallfolk are being ignorant, superstitious fuckwits.
>>70595054
he has no purpose if he isn't serving someone
also he is all about killing the white walkers now
>>70595054
he's drunk in every episode and just winging it
jon seems like a nice guy
