![2AA44F2D00000578-0-image-m-3_1437235975916[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8k2RluN.jpg "2AA44F2D00000578-0-image-m-3_1437235975916[1].jpg")
What went wrong, /tv/?
T H I C K
>>70589056
JUST
>>70589056
What are you talking about? Who are you?
does anyone have that image of that guy holding his face and there´s text above that says "so thick"
could not cross over. well, not everyone can be as successful as Russell Brand innit
Dem big ole white titties doe.
Figuratively who?
He looks like one of those viet kong prisoners.
Blink if you're in danger, David.
>>70589056
you mean right
>>70589056
i bet he wishes he had his doctor who cape with him
On a related note, does anybody know if those Soapbox things from YouTube ever came out? I remember he said something about releasing them, but I never heard anything more about them.
>>70589121
>Blink if you're in danger, David
>>70589107
No shit! Fattie would be an amazing titty fuck. Or if she slapped me around with those huge udders. I bet they're heavy af
Mmmmmm
>>70589189
Fatties have shit texture and feel. Whatever the antonym of firm is, it's that.
>>70589233
You soft?
>>70589056
>big titties
>probably lactating
nothing
>>70589233
Squishy!
If she's breastfeeding they're gonna be pretty firm. I'll hit it if you don't want it.
>>70589056
Do you think he sits awake at night wishing, wondering, hoping that he could swap places with his fictional self?
Fear and anger overtakes his mind. He doesn't know just how fucked his shit is going to get. He can't bear to think of the future.
Meanwhile she's sat there in the corner, an ever growing cold, white globule of his woe and despair. A fattening, heaving blob. Consuming more and more of his dreams.
If only life was simple, just ten years ago everything looked so bright.
But now the child is here. He's doomed himself to a ride he can never get off.
There's only one way out Dave, I'm rooting for you.
>>70589056
He got famous and porked the first semi-attractive girl who let him fuck her. She probably took his jizz as far up her vaheena as possible and once she got preggers, she let herself the fuck go fast.
>>70589330
>Do you think he sits awake at night wishing, wondering, hoping that he could swap places with his fictional self?
Good Lord, no.
>>70589056
In fairness if you were to make a prediction of how someone's life was to turn out when they were 15 he's probably far exceeded expectations.
>>70589056
kek, Peep Show wasnt far off after all
>his hope and optimism, gone
>>70589538
Not completely gone just yet.
Judging by his choice of clothing, he still cares and has some hope, enough hope to care just a little how he looks.
>>70589538
She's a famous poker player. She's got loads of cash and so does he. He's doing just fine.
>Russel Brand
>Bangs coal-burning popstar
>Gets cucked
>Crossed over successfully
>Essential normie core actor
>David Mitchell
>Bangs pure writer/poker player waifu that has huge titties
>Didn't successfully cross over
>Made some of the funniest bong television of all time
Who won, /tv/?
Good for him honestly. She looks fine. Will probably make a good mum. Whats wrong with you /tv/???
ITT: Actors that fell for the high test meme
>>70589538
for a guy like him, she's cute. Stop being a neckbeard about it
>>70589056
omg the tits I can't even imagine
pregnant tits look so amazing too... pregnancy makes them more firm, round, even when they're heavy
>>70589056
>normal looking dude pushing his baby down a comfy as fuck looking street next to his thick big tittied white wife who probably has a juicy mom vagina that feels like warm silk dipped in butter. Plus he's likely uncut being a brit so he has every sensation in his dick to feel that pussy with.
There is literally nothing wrong OP. Except your shit thread.
>>70589796
Every vagina feels the same kid
>>70589796
Go home David.
>>70589056
But that's not Robert Webb anon
>JUST
>>70589686
Russel without a doubt. Seeing how untalented he is, how he has a tiny coke, and then how he was banging Katy Perry every night all day until he got bored of her... Russel won.
>>70589636
lel, do you even believe that? Cash doesn't mean shit once you have your needs and wants covered
you literally cannot buy happiness
>>70589056
Looks like he didn't pull out.
>>70589056
holyy damm
those big fat juicy tits tho
shieeett
>>70589830
I'm not talking about your house cat, jimmy. I'm talking about human vagina. Sorry I used slang in my other post, but one day you'll have sex with a human and find out.
>>70589056
>I wish I was watching Morse and eating toast
>>70589860
>you literally cannot buy happiness
>>70589796
>>70589872
Look at these underaged faggots.
>DUDE SHE HAS BIG TITS
Yeah and can you see that huge fucking gorilla whale potbelly stomach underneath her dress? It's fucking gross, and I've willingly banged a fat chick before. No way you're happy with that when you could be pulling some skinny Irish slags every night.
Jesus, bongs age like fucking milk.
>>70589056
Could you imagine having pregnant tits so big your entire forearm is resting on them when you use your phone?
>>70589837
JUUUUST
Has anyone else read the chapter in his book about her? It's on youtube I think. He literally got his waifu, although it took a while and it was pretty depressing
>>70589981
>when the chemo kicks in
>>70589960
>and I've willingly banged a fat chick before
>>70590005
This sea mammal was his waifu?
>>70589860
>you literally cannot buy happiness
Bullshit you can't. You just have to be really shallow and live your life as a never ending escape from reality.
>>70589953
yes, I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you. Try not to freak out.
>>70590054 gets it though
>>70589960
>gorilla whale potbelly stomach
She's pregnant you dip
>>70590040
It's a little long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQn3eOu8DF8
but sort of worth a listen
>>70589960
dicklet spotted
>>70589860
Poorfag detected.
Literally the only thing money can't buy is people who legitimately care you exist and shit like immortality. Everything else it can buy. Freindship isn't the only thing that makes you happy.
>>70590107
She's not pregnant, pregnancy doesn't look like that.
She's just a fucking cavernous whale. She already shit out the kid. Must be like throwing a hotdog down a bowling alley now.
>>70589844
Is that winning though? I mean she was getting banged by bbc before he was even on her radar
>>70590140
>The End of the Beginning
Think you got that the wrong way around my good friend.
>JUST
>>70589960
I just focus on the tits and exclude everything else. It works. I guess this is the way most fetishes work
me on right
>>70590161
hmm, well different people do want different things in their lives
I'll just speak for myself
>>70589107
reminder that this tramp is a little tumblrina doing documentary on porn in her youth
i want every photo taken of this walk
>>70589710
Mark, pls.
Dobby was better
>>70590261
>eyes
Is she auditioning for a role as Hillary Clinton's bloated corpse?
>>70589710
He looks like any 6.5/10 middle aged chap. Many girls dig that look
>>70590032
>>70590107
She was pregnant, usually when people push a stroller, there's a baby in it.
>>70589981
Where his pee pee guys?
>>70590436
No, no, listen to me anon. We've all done things we're ashamed of when drunkIt's not your fault
>>70589056
Anglo genes are strong in her
>>70589056
Is that Will Wright?
What? Thats literally a 10/10 in Britain.
>>70589697
Pierce just screams high test doe
>>70589056
HIGH CHOLEST
I
G
H
C
H
O
L
E
S
T
>>70590562
This is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed.
She's not thick she's fat
Do you guys think david would actually be happy with some bimbo?
>>70590243
You know she used to review pornography back when it was proper movies and even tried to make a porn film and wrote a book about it?
>>70590960
t. numale getting ready to settle for a fat girl
>>70590960
plebs can't appreciate the difference anon
pic not related, just my waifu
>>70591055
>bimbo
presents one of the toughest quiz shows on tv
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/sep/14/sex-tapes-selfies-peep-show
Why is it that I read David Mitchell's writing in his exact voice? I can't think of any other person who writes exactly, perfectly, identically to the way they speak.
>>70589697
>meme
You can look at every pic he's in with her. He's constantly pointing at her and rubbing her. At first, I thought he was mocking her. But the more I saw of them, the more I realized that Pierce is an artist. Keely is not just merely his wife, she is his statue. His David. His Madonna. From what was a model with fading looks, became a testament towards one man's willpower and sheer emotive desire. Imagine being so powerful that you can transform one of the most beautiful models on earth into something that fits only your desires.
This is truly the realm of high test.
>>70591378
>trip
fuck off
>>70591515
>anti-trip anonymoose lejunfag
Back to /b/ with you
>>70591550
don't tell me what to do you're not my real dad
>>70589953
>being poor AND retarded
what a sad fate
>>70589056
his face seems to reflect the state of the world
>>70591550
>my mind will go to any length to justify my attention-whoring needs
>>70589697
I love how this implies Brosnan is a /tv/ browser
>>70589860
this has been shown to be true in studies. Once you earn enough money to comfortably cover all your expenses as well some money to throw around, earning more money past that point increases happiness no further. This was about $75k on average in the US.
>>70589981
what the fuck is he ok?
>>70589538
I'd tap her
>>70589697
Damn, that semon demon just made me diamonds
>>70589697
>being retarded
>>70589056
you shouldn't take pictures of random people in the streets and put them on the internet like that, it's rude
>>70589056
>britbong genes
them tits tho
HIGH TEST
>>70590261
Why does she wear the splint. Is it wanking off David too much because he's too HITEST, so that he doesn't try and impregnate here again in the middle of the street. Genuinely curious.
>>70590168
>Must be like throwing a hotdog down a bowling alley now.
Like opening the back door and fucking the night
>>70589830
>every vagina feels the same
>there are virgins who actually believe this
Post more fattened celebrities
>>70589796
>juicy mom vagina
this isn't a thing
>>70591455
I agree strongly. Pierce literally loves beautifully big women. his wife who died was a big woman and this woman, he remade into a beautifully lovely plump lady. I love them too Pierce, I love them too. Dick's Diamonds so I'm off to bed, no fap tonight.
>>70589697
everyone knows that pierce is a feeder though
>>70589347
+1
quality post, very likely
>>70593551
I hate having this fetish
>>70594608
Just go with the flow friend
>>70594608
why
>>70591106
she did get really hot
>>70589056
>>70592020
Fucking women, no sooner are they married than they let every bit of restraint drop and start snarfing food like an underfed pig.
But at the same time they're always telling their husbands to stay in shape and to eat properly as they themselves turn into a marshmallow with legs.
>>70595125
2bh as long as she doesen't force me to have sex with her and let me fuck around with other woman, she can pig out as much as she want
>>70589075
FUCK OFF Tumblr
