>We could let 'her' do it.
Be honest, who did you think he was talking about?
>>70588235
The spider
Shelob
shelob obvi anon
>>70588253
>>70588291
>>70588293
HURRR I'M A BOOKFAG LOOK HOW COOL I AM
>>70588307
Underrated post
>>70588307
>he doesn't read
lmaoing at your life pham
>>70588307
uhhhhhhh
>Meats back on our menu boys!
How did they know what menus were?
Are there Orc restraunts in Mordor?
>>70588307
Huuhhhh...
>>70588235
your mom
>>70588307
>it's an OP made a thread to yell at people episode
>>70588365
You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another post that was made by some shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tenders.
moving shelob to return of the king was the right choice but teasing her at the end of two towers was kind of pointless. how many people who didn't read the books even remembered that he had said this when the next movie came out a year later?
>>70588235
I remember my idiot 12 year old friend at the time thought he was talking about Galadriel.
>>70588307
>>70589402
I...I thought that
>>70589787
HA, IDIOT
>>70588235
I thought gollum had a third split personality that was a psycho killer grillI am absolutely serious
Shelob, but only because my dad told me about the books before watching the movies.
>>70588307
man people on this board are spoiled little shits i remember being in the trenches with tolkein and overheard him talking about his gay fantasy epic with a big spider so when i finally saw the film 88 years later i knew exactly what he was talking about
>>70590026
Fuck, you and me both man. I hate that i was like 8 when i saw it, and thought it was some third personality which was darker than all the rest of the personas of Smeagol.
>>70588235
Well I'd read the books so there was no mystery there. Damn kids these days can't even read.
Shelob. I read the books before the movie came out.
>>70588339
>He wastes his time reading
Unless you're reading books designed to teach you something, then you're still wasting your time because there's this entire, free, network dedicated to spreading information across the planet.
Being that I'm not a mouth breathing, illiterate American, I had already read the books. Kids these days
>>70588307
I legitimately dont know if you're being serious or not
>>70590919
Then you're as stupid as you look
>>70590919
Only NERDS read. This is what has made 'murrica the greatest nation on earth.
>>70588235
Shelob
