Why did he use to wipe his ass?
Gold.
It's why the House Lannister was so in debt to the Iron Bank.
some kind of clams I assume
>>70587303
bolt fletching
Poor people.
>>70587334
why the fuck would he wipe with gold if he shits gold?
Why don't the bathrooms have doors?
>>70587303
three shells
>>70587334
Why would you wipe your ass with gold if you shit gold?
>>70587303
Nothing. He was killed before he got the chance.
>he doesn't know how to use the three seashells
What's the Westerosi equivalent of India? Asshai?
his children's hopes and dreams
>>70587373
>>70587404
Why would he be in demnbt to the Iron Bank if he shits gold
>>70587303
since he died it all went downhill. truly best character
He was going to have shae the funny whore lick his asshole clean.
Also only fat people with shit diets have to worry about messy shits.
>>70588146
>only fat people wipe
i wonder where you're from
I don't use toilet paper, I just use shitting as a reminder to shower
>>70587303
>>70588200
A place where "fiber" isn't classified simply as "non-digestible material that will, 90% of the time, leak out of your ass."
But yea, seriously though, since I stopped eating literal shit, shit stays solid and dry. Unless I'm sick (shitting water) the toilet paper comes away from my ass completely clean every time.
Toilet paper... you plebs need more fiber in your diet.
>>70588403
shits on fire yo
>>70588403
Dry isn't a good thing, poo in the loo.
You need more soluble fibre
>>70588403
>>70588442
We can still smell you faggots. Wash your asses or use baby wipes.
>>70588548
>baby wipes
wtf nigga you ain't a baby. Adults shower after shitting.
>>70588607
Showering 3 or 4 times a day is impractical and wasteful.
>>70588656
why are you shitting so much? Even with my high metabolism I can mostly shit once a day, maybe twice on occasion
>>70588761
I have a high metabolism. 4 times is rare for me but 3 times is the norm. Basically after every full meal.
>>70588496
Thanks white trash... Now go home to your trailer park
>>70588951
That's definitely a sign you're eating way too fucking much you fat piece of shit.
>>70588951
thats fucking disgusting
>>70589108
I weight 142 lbs.
Tfw shining every 4 days +1-
Tfw showering every 2 days +1-
You guys are weird.
>>70587303
Plot twist: he was actually peeing.
>>70589258
Pacific Cooler was the best Capri Sun flavor, fgts
>>70587303
The whore would lick it clean when he's done
>>70587344
underrated kek
>>70589197
You tiny piece of shit.
>>70587303
The pubes of virgin girls. Then he makes them eat it.
Three sea shells
>>70587481
>asshai
>>70587303
dragonglass
>>70588146
First thought in my head too. If you got a whore in the other room already paid for, make the most of it. I'm sure she's done worse than (potentially dirty) rimming. For Shae it was gold-digging a fucking manchild dwarf.
how can you stand to kiss a girl after she licks your asshole clean? thats gross anonkun
>>70587419
>>70588393
>>70589471
stop trying to make this work
>>70589666
>Satan doesn't know how to use the three sea shells
http://www.localhistories.org/toilets.html
In the Middle Ages wealthy people might use rags to wipe their behinds. Ordinary people often used a plant called common mullein or woolly mullein.
why wouldn't he just use Shae's tongue?
>>70589197
And 4'6"
I defecate eight times a day and I am constantly farting. All of my underwear are ruined and toilet paper takes up a large portion of my monthly budgeting plan. Doctors refuse to see me.
>>70588951
You shit more than my fucking dog.
>>70587303
lizards
>>70589666
Whats this meme about?
>>70589741
in rural parts of third world countries today people just use their hand and a bowl of water to wipe, I always figured people just did that in the middle ages
>>70591359
demolition man reference
