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Could you kick his ass?
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Could you kick his ass?
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"No."
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>>70585876
He looks pretty old for a 61 year old
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>>70586029

It's the beard, senpai
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He looks like he's 80
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>Its a JJJ gains Spider-man's strength episode
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I never realized he was this big
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>>70585876
Considering those weights are 15lbs tops... Yeah, probably.

Step up your game JK.
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wtf kind of lifting belt is that?
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>60 yr old boomer kicking anyones ass
I would just walk away and sneak up behind him and push him to the floor due to his slow reaction times unlike my much younger and faster reflexes which would allow me to dodge his pathetic attempts at hitting me
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we already have a fucking thread you faggot
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Simmons looks like Spongebob in that episode where he gets those fake arms. Disgusting. Weak.
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>>70586075
>'Listen here Rob, here's the headline!'
>"Charismatic, HANDSOME NEWSMAN, Saves City from MASKED MENACE!"
>Picture: Pic related with Spider-Man as Batman, and JJJ as Big Guy
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>>70586461
>I will defeat him for my speed is great
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>>70585876
>oldmancranking
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>>70585876

>mfw he carves a swastika into my ass and makes me lick the bottom of his boot
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>>70586111

That piece of equipment he's using pushes your arms the fuck up, anyone would look huge using it
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>you'll never get cobra triceps like those
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>>70585876
>those balloon tris bis and delts
>that weight

synthol baby
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>>70586165

The weight is unimportant when your pumped full off drugs senpai.
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>meanwhile Batman
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>>70585876
i want rubber arm sleeves to wear to the gym
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>61
Jesus he looks like shit

could easily pass for 90
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>you will never have old man strength
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>>70587774
You've never met nor seen a 90 year old man before.
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>>70585876
Is Jameson finally gonna kick Spider-man's pansy ass?
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Dat dere HRT.
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>>70587525
no definitely not synthol, but probably cycling
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>60 years old
>on steroids

Wtf? Why, he's not an action hero like sly or anything
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>>70588270
>Wtf? Why, he's not an action hero like sly or anything

because it brings your hormone levels back to where they were when you were 20. you feel fucking great.
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>>70588270
What you think you know about "steroids" is wrong. You've been miseducated (aka lied to).
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i used to work at this super elite private country club golf course on the ground crew. i was just a pleb that mowed greens and weedeated and did other various shit jobs like doing irragation aka digging ditches, but my boss was cool and we could play all day monday which is the only day the club is closed. we'd go cut greens and play 36 holes then get drunk in the clubhouse and place bets for the deck range behind the bar. fun stuff. the assistant pro challenged me to a match and I beat him straight up for $100, then later I heard he told the bartender I cheated so I challenged him to another match and beat him again and this time it was for $500. Beat him by 3 strokes
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>>70585876
Hes a big guy
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>>70587394
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>>70587555
Americans eat burgers with 3 slices of bread? That's fucking gross.
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>>70588547

The actor who played Adebisi claims he didn't have to do anything special to make his hat stay on the side of his head like that all the time. I'm not sure I believe him.
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WAS HE RUSHING OR DRAGGING??
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>>70588330
Elaborate?
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>>70588592
Nappy hair is like velcro breh
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>>70588603
he's BEARDING

[drum sound]
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>>70585876

>insane ammount of steroids

>to curl 10lb

jesus
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>>70585876
That's like 20 pounds lmao
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>>70588574
>never had a bic mac
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Would you have been Shillinger's prag senpai?
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>>70585876
Probably. Your reflexes go exponentially down after your 30s, even if you're muscular.
>he going to be slow af.
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>>70586790
KEK
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>>70586303
DYEL spotted.
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No but my mom's husband could.
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>>70587555

ben afflick is fucking mcmillionaire ordering a big mac. same thing with donald trump, thats how i know they aren't real mcdonalds plebs because a mcdouble like a mac is sland for i'm too poor to afford a full big mac but don't want to compromise the flavour or quality of my meal.
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>force a 61 year old man to bulk up
>not wonder woman
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>*teleports behind you"
>nothing personnel ossan
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>>70585876
>>70585876
maybe if he didnt have that +99 str belt golden belt around his waist
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Nice, Looking real good cranking it down. Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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>no traps at all
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So he's playing Cable.
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>>70592229
>not getting a double quarter pounder meal
>big mac is nigger tier at mcdonalds
R yu kidingu?
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>>70592343

Commissioner Gordon actually.
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>>70587525
why do dyel faggots say synthol like it's the new "hehe steroids"?

The guy is 61, his natural testosterone is on the shitter so obviously he's juicing to get that lean muscle with no fat, but that shit looks nothing like synthol fucksake
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>>70585876
Popeye live action when
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>>70592734
Is that swaglord behind Carl the cuck?
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>>70586111
he's always been kind of swole, but it can surprise you if you hadn't seen him in short sleeves
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Why do old people always get super thin looking skin?
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>TRT

wow its literally nothing
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>>70586461
How'd that work out for you last time, Oberyn?
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His muscles look bigger than mine but
>curling 10 lbs
I hammer curl 30 lbs
2x10
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>>70586790
fuck, I don't really read or watch capeshit, but Raimi's spiderman was great, and this post gave me a chub
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>>70593681
It's probably most just a pose for the pic, and he's just flexing
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>>70586790
SvJJJ WHEN?
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>>70593681

Maybe he's doing a hypertrophy deload?
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>>70593681
dont you find your form gets all fucked and you can't get a proper localized squeeze?
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>>70593748
Not soon enough.
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An elderly curl-bro? I'd fucking destroy him.
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>>70587456
what the actual fuck are you talking about? What equipment, you mean the dumbbells?

freaking dyel's i swear..
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>>70593987
he probably means the straps for posture, some occasionally pull on your skin making the veins and muscles pop out a tad
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One swift front kick to the chest and the old man would fold.

Impressive physique for his age, but he will still break like glass before the might of my kicks.
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>>70593987
>What equipment
it looks like he's using arm blaster
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he's trying to become machamp
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>>70585876
I would give him girlie magazines so he'd train me in the Turtle Hermit Style
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>>70585876
Triceps okay
Rest is meh
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>>70593826
why would u post a pic on your deload?
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>>70585876
Nigga roided af
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>>70585876
What's stopping him from raping Joker?
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>>70585876
Mecha GordonBats confirmed!!
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>>70588592
>>70588899
Hue here. can confirm
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>>70585876

No. Neither could most guys here
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>>70588574

What shitstain country do you live in where you have never seen a Big Mac?
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>>70595599

>mfw /co/ said Jim was to old to be Batman
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>>70585876
Those look like 15 pound weights

How is he so swole on 15 pound weights bros
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>>70588574
> Do Americans
> Why do Americans
> Oh my Allah look at the Americans
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>>70585876
He looks like a goddamn animatronic
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I wish I could afford actor steroids.
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>>70585876
That mother fucker is doing like 15s. I fucking do twice that. This has to be photoshopped right?
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>>70587456
Fucking spastic cunt
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He needs to eat more if he wants to make significant gains.
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>>70587456
>piece of equipment
I literally laughed out loud.
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>>70585876
What the fuck?
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>>70597606
>It's a hypertrophy episode
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