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>DUDE STRAIGHT WHITE MALES HAVE IT EASY

>WHATSUP WITH MUSIC NOW YOU'RE ALL BLIND I'M A WOKE ASS HIPSTER

>LMAO DICKS IM TOTALLY PRO GAY

This is supposed to be funny?
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Who the fuck is this?
The new Tosh or something?
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>>70584769
Bo Burnham, I hear a lot of good things about him (mostly among the age group of 18-24). Now I know why. No he isn't like Tosh at all.
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>>70584769
He was really popular with community college kids a few years back, but he's essentially a nobody "comedian".
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>>70584769

He got youtube famous a few years ago for "funny" songs he'd play on his keyboard. He eventually got specials and netflix shows and such. He had another Netflix special that came out a few days ago.

His primary fanbase is teenage girls and teenage boys.
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Bo Burnham is a cuck, more news at 11
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If he says it openly, then he is now absolved of having the identity of a spoiled man child that doesn't understand the world foisted upon him. When he says it, he's self aware and insightful.
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He's edgy: the comedian.
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>>70584947
In one twitter post I now know enough about this person to never want to associate with them ever again.
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He's pretentious but his latest netflix special isnt horrible.
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>>70584769
Kind of the opposite of Tosh, but with the same image and general demographic aims. My girlfriend went to a concert of his and its apparently just /pol/ caricatures of beta white males, or cucks.
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He's one of the wittiest comedians I've heard so I won't dispel what he says because he has a few SJW like beliefs.
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>>70585164
His latest special is his worst one yet.
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>big country musicians and rappers just pander to their audience
>proceeds to pander to his audience of hipsters and college kids for an hour
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>that 3 minute long serious speech about social media and everybody wanting attention towards the end

somebody needs to sit him down and explain that the tense silence in the room when he rambles on about society and philosophical ideas isn't appreciating awe but just second hand embarrassment

his shows are pretty good outside of those moments
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>>70584443
Except the part with the white straig male jokes i laughed 8 or 9 times.
Pretty good.
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He's everything wrong with comedy today.
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>>70584443
Anyone remember YouTube Live 2008?

Me neither.
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DUDE LAMPSHADE HANGING EVERY 2 SECONDS ON THE NATURE OF HOW IRONIC I AM LMAO

DUDE TIME FOR A MUSICAL BIT
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE RAINBOW
I AM GAY
COMEDY IS GAY
GAY GAY
GAY
LMAO

dude that was actually really deep if you think about it lmao
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>>70584443
What passes for comedy on college campuses these days.

All those college shows that real comedians don't bother with anymore? Bo Burnham will do 'em! His politically correct humor is perfect for your safe space.
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>>70585138
I imagine stuff that would be pretty triggered if you were an obese /pol/ neckbeard constantly crying about the exact opposite thing on the internet.
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>>70587554
dude golden mean lmao
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Reddot incarnate
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>>70587406
>it's youtube live charlie!
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>>70584443
I am not American and never watched this, but that pic looks so awful it kind of got my interest.

Is he really so absurdly mediocre it's fun to watch him just to despise him?
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>>70587918
I don't know man see for yourself, I don't think he's particularly funny but he has some moments I suppose.
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>>70585138
>triggered this easily
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>>70588409
>>>/tumblr/
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>it's a /tv/ only acknowledges something's flaws because otherwise they would have to talk about how much they relate to Bo's feelings on happiness episode

i got tired of the music observation stuff and yeah he has way too much preaching going on. but other than that, i enjoyed it for the most part. sometimes i wish that he would just let his jokes breathe rather than call himself out on his own shtick all the time, but i'm not sure they would all hold up without it
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>>70584443
Did you get triggered by the straight white male song and ignore the rest? Dude is funny as fuck
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>>70590051
>Dude is funny as fuck

So much Reddit in this thread.
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Stop shilling this shit holy fuck
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>>70590131
>reddit boogeyman
It'd be nice to actually be able to have an actual conversation about something on this fucking site one of these days
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None of his new stuff has come close to being as impressive as the stuff around the words words words period imo. He's still good though
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> went to an a boys prep school
> straight

Clearly all them preppies are homos.
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/tv/ hates it because it's popular
in the world where people interact with each other, it's considered anywhere from good to amazing. i just showed it to my friend who was speechless at the ending. i personally think what. is the better special but bo is great.
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>>70590536
Bait
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>>70590402
I went to a boarding school and we had an all boys sister prep school. They were the horniest kids I'd ever seen.
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>>70587554
>>70588409

I find that writing style infuriating no matter the content, political or otherwise.
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>>70587444
>thinking 11th grade level reading is pretentious
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>>70585208
Words, Words, Words is his worst
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>>70584443
His last special wasn't very good. I hadn't planned on watching this one. Thanks for confirming my decision.
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looking up the letter B, he is between Bradley Cooper and Blake Lively
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>>70590160
Stop crying like a faggot
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His show is moving away from straight comedy to a one man, theater type show. He has a bunch of sjw views, but that doesn't automatically mean he's bad and you're a fucking moron if you dismiss it based on that alone.

Straight white male was a bit annoying, I was expecting him to have a bit at the end of that song where he really quickly goes through all the things where straight white males are disadvantaged, family court type shit etc. Using the fact he says it all really quickly at the end as a statement about how people dismiss them. But he's too sjw for that I guess.

Still a decent show.
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Finally checking him out with this new special. I am a BillHicksfag, so maybe I might like preachy shit.
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>>70590787
Sounds like he's playing into an ignorant understanding of society regardless of his theatrics on stage anon.
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>>70585919
>8 or 9 times is basis for "good" in an hour long special
I laugh more times rewatching an episode of king of queens
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>>70590849

"You might laugh every ten minutes or so." -Anon
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>>70590765
>Barney
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>>70585356
Considering the way he treats most of his fans, that might have been intentional.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0-9MX4XE

Are you happy, /tv/?
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>>70590641
I actually am from the same town and school as he is. Only a few of the guys were gay like any other. Also a girl from a local public school I later dated said the prep boys were rather desirable.
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>>70590973
This was an add on at the end not performed live for anyone about to sperg out that this was in a comedy show
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>>70587499
Except for a couple cases when the PC retards didn't get his sarcasm and labeled him racist and sexisr even though he was preaching pretty much the same things they do.

PC 'liberals' are just as dumb and close minded as conservatards.
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>>70584947
Jesus christ what a shrimpdicked bitch
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>>70590973
We aren't here in this life and this world to be happy.
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>>70587406
I remember the 2013 Youtube Live Comedy Show or something where Norm outclassed everyone. This is a Based Norm thread now
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>Best music comedy = Minchin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOaO5guJPhc
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The show was beautiful to watch
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>>70591202

it really was kino
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>>70591202
His show is very well put together, although it seemed scripted down to every single second.
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>>70591202
Yeah I watch comedy for the visuals
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>>70591202
That was the highlight of the special tbqh. Kudos to the crew.
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>/tv/ likes bo burned hams now
None of you fags believed me when I said What was good.
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>>70591329
Half this thread is shitting on him
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>>70591329
I did
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>>70587554

honestly if someone thinks their race invalidates their political opinion it generally speaks to their character
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>>70591329
Nobody believes it still. Most the praise has been about the lighting lol. He's a soft typical emasculated millenial.
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>>70590162
If you want to have a discussion about how awful white males are you can have one on reddit.
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>>70584443
That dude is still performing?
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>>70591617
Please return the goalposts to where you found them
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kill yourself
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>>70591666

not anymore. This special will be his last performance for a while
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>>70591380
Definitely irrefutably this. Nail on the fuckin head, anon.
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It made me cry when I rewatched it. I'm exactly his age and have similar mental problems, so the whole end song really resonates with me.
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> his comments about the 'me generation' label and social media turning us alm into performers

neat
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>>70592061
What mental problems? That life doesn't offer an existence of perpetual happiness, and that you actively reject everything that would give your life meaning out of dogmatic ignorance?
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>>70592061
Except he is rich and talented so you got nothing don't compare yourself to me
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>>70591202
Whole thing a Kanye rip off he literally talks about.
Beautiful
Someone didn't watch it.
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>>70585634
Social media being the market's response to a generation told to express themselves is a solid observation.
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>>70592140
>What mental problems?
depression and anxiety

inb4 some idiot comes at me like these aren't real problems or that they don't impact my daily life profoundly. Eat all of the dicks.

>>70592146
I'm fairly privileged myself. But that's not even relevant. The illness is the same no matter how much your shoes cost.
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>best friend loves this guy and always wants me to watch his shit
>have to pretend like it isn't painfully awful
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>>70585634
LInk to his clip, this sounds unintentionally funny.
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Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
No ifs, ands, and/or buts, I fuck sluts, I fuck sluts
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>>70591345
guess it matches his shows then
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>>70592220
You self perpetuate your own depression and anxiety with your narcissism. Being self aware doesn't excuse your lack of psychological development.
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>>70592208
>implying the kanye part wasn't beautiful
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>>70592284
>narcissism
Oh here we go with people acting like they know me.
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>>>/v/340366735
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>>70592220
Don't be sad.

There, I just fixed all your mental problems. Now stop being such a pussy and get out there and do something.
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I just realized I probrably had the same piano teacher that he did

I never did keep up with it though
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>>70592329
The only reason you feel anxious and depressed is because you have an undeservedly high conception of yourself based on nothing.
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This was his last chance and he blew it.
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>>70592385
No. You don't know me or my problems. Keep on grasping at straws. Perhaps you're partially right, but objectively, I know you're missing major information and facts.

You don't know. I'm not here to blogpost. I just wanted to mention that I found his finale emotionally meaningful.
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>>70592397

that show was good though
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Family Guy as a show is funnier than Bo Burnham as a comedian.
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>>70592338
If they actually get rid of e-celeb circlejerking and console wars /v/ might become dangerously close to habitable again. If they also banned twitter screencaps I might go back there to discuss games.
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>>70592432
In all honesty, you're just ignorant and narcissistic, and have fully given into our current societal zeitgeist that tells you that you don't have any say and have no worth unless you have some claim to victim status, which you desperately seek through vague existential crisis's that you don't actually experience.
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>>70592533
We're done here.
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>>70592592
You have no idea what you believe in or who you are and never will.
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>>70592140
>>70592284
>>70592385
>>70592533
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>>70592625
This is a Bo Burnham tier insult.
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>>70584769

no, tosh tells jokes

i'm not exactly sure how to describe what this guy does, but he talks on a stage with a microphone
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>>70592920
he's the millenial faggot version of bill hicks and george carlin
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>>70592979
except Tosh can be funny.
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>>70585100
He's arguably the least edgy comedian out there. What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>70590162

white males have it the easiest, we get it, i hear it 8629272658 times a day and would like actual discussion on this website. the reason we tell you to fuck off to reddit is because that website is tailored perfectly for that sort of "discussion."
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>>70592882
No it isn't, fuck you. It's an insult that cuts deep and makes you think.
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>>70592625
why is /tv/ filled with armchair psychology majors?
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>>70587554
>my opinion is invalid because i don't have enough melanin

yeah that makes perfect fucking sense and if it doesn't to you you are a fat neckbeard
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>>70588409
>if you don't like SJWs you're /pol/

Are you aware of the website you're on
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>>70593075
tippy toppy kek
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>>70593075
Just like Mr. Burnham.
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I'm not going to lie. Bo is fucking terrible most of the time. But just reading through the posts in combination with all the other stand up threads on /tv/ these days, I'm beginning to realize /tv/ knows even less about stand up than film which is even fucking sadder when you throw in the fact that there are more serious stand up threads than film threads here. Do I share a board with people who are literally terrible at everything in life?
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>>70593025
Seems pretty edgy to me.

Edgy enough to get /tv/ to sperg out about him
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>>70590787
He said it was ironic. It's literally about how fucking stupid it is that white people always say "WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE" and shit like that.
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>>70592592
You should probably listen to him. It sounds like he has a point.
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>>70593156
fuckin rekt.
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The last Burnham thing I watched was his "what." show. It seemed pretentious to me. Pretentious in the sense that he really wanted you to know that there's a separation between his comedy performance and the real him and people shouldn't presume to know him because of a way he acts on stage. OR MAYBE NOT WHO KNOWS? MAYBE I'M A COMBINATION OF THINGS!

Which is a stupidly juvenile perception to take down. Only idiots think performers are the same on stage as they are off stage. And the whole thing was lampshaded so I felt like an ass explaining to my friends how transparent the whole thing was when we got done watching it.
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>>70593065
>tfw born into a impoverished rural family in which I was the youngest member, where I was sexually abused by my cousin when I was young and had my aunt cover it up for my entire life,
>tfw my mother was sexually abused by her father and several of my other cousins and younger family members were abused by the older members of my family
>tfw I have to constantly hear about how easy I have it and how ignorant and naive I am about how the real world actually works, and I don't say anything because I've never been able to tell anyone in person about what's happened to me
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>>70593183
/tv/ loves stanhope and he's the edgiest living comedian to ever get near lime light. I think the issue people really have with Bo is he simply tries too hard and his execution is mundane. Or they are just jealous faggots that are jealous of a minimally successful entertainer.
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>>70592220
>The illness is the same no matter how much your shoes cost.

Go to bed anon you fucking idiot.
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watching it right now and he seems like he's pretty smart and knows most of his audience is shitty little hipster college kids. It's like a parody of the entire SJW shit. He has a song about girls need to lower the expectations
>and if he's got a thing for feet
>say fuck it, sweep me off them
pretty based honestly
country song was cheap humor though
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I thought his shtick was to act like a sjw ironically.
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>>70593297
Stanhope is the best living comedian. Can he do any wrong?
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>Not liking the Salt and Vinegar joke

Come on, guys
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i think shit like lonely island or

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5KQIlnOW0ao

is funny, but there are few things more uncomfortable to me in entertainment than these guys who play guitar/piano live and shit out their whimsical, "fun" songs
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>>70593275
>>70593065

I feel your guys pain but there are people on your side of the tracks that are just as stupid and sensitive. I'm a half black dude that does well with women (mainly because I have all classic masculine caucasian facial features to the point people often assume I'm fully white) and I've had white people blow up at me when I talked about the advantages of dating as a white guy. It's fucking dumb like I don't understand why some people refuse to admit white people have it good on some level. Sure positivity is relative, but come the fuck on. I'm fit and wealthy and can't even use a dating site if my hair is fro'd out or no respectable bitches will respond. I've literally gone from one of the least visited profiles to one of the most popular profiles by simply cutting my hair. Come the fuck on white people, fucking admit it! Who gives a shit if you have it good on some level?
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>>70593275

YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

it's pretty insane how overqualified white dudes don't get into schools/certain jobs and minorities are shoehorned in, and yet there is apparently still some evil racist network of old white men keeping them down.

what they really mean by "privilege" is genetic superiority, but that does not equate to a happier or more fulfilling existence, as you are acutely aware

sometimes i wish a meteor would just take out this fucked up planet
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I like how /tv/'s definition of "Edgy" is basically "Stuff that I think are funny because they might offend someone else."

Nigger nigger jew stab a baby with a fork aloo ackbar ha ha look at all these people who aren't me getting offended. Isn't that hilarious?

But the second someone targets you specifically by saying maybe straight white males happen to have it better in some way than someone else, holy shit red alert! Shut down everything!

You people just can't get as well as you give. You're all a bunch of cowards.
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>>70593574

yes we are genetically superior and women realize this, so what? that doesn't automatically mean we are happier and live better lives than others.
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>>70593574
Because you're concerned with petty ass social networking shit that doesn't fucking matter. Every single thing you claim your disadvantages on is something fucking meaningless and absurd. Do you just completely lack self awareness about this shit or what? It's like you're perpetually stuck in some stupid ass high school dating mentality.
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>>70593645
>You're all a bunch of cowards.

5 star post.
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>>70593625
>>70593672
Genetic superiority doesn't exist. The true ideological divide within humanity is between those who create culture and those who consume culture, it's not a matter of physical traits.

>>70593645
This is just a collectivist ideology regardless of the race it's imposed upon. White men are as different from one another as black men are. White men do not inherently have anything above black men.
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>>70593776

>Genetic superiority doesn't exist.

just fucking lol
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>>70593776
Didn't you hear Bernie? White people can't know poverty
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>>70593021
but so can bo. Humor is subjective my man.
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>>70593776
>Science is wrong and what I feel like is right.
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>>70593696
I don't think you read my post correctly. I didn't claim any disadvantage. I was just simply articulating how asinine it is to pretend whites don't have any advantage and how people get offended when you claim they do. Now time to reflect on just went down with your post.

>>70593672
>yes we are genetically superior

Not even offended. When it comes to the white vs blacks war I'm Blade nigga. All of their strengths none of their weaknesses. Enjoy being one Sapien behind me in labels fucking monkey.
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>>70593856
>>70593893
The true measure of quality within a person is their capacity to understand and create cultural expression, which does not hinge on genetic superiority as you understand it. Nazi Eugenics is a flawed ideology.
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His show was pretty great despite being one season, and his special "what." was good.
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>>70593903

alright, let me explain this as simply as I can

white privilege exists and that privilege is our high average IQ

you can either accept that or cling to your delusional "we wuz kangz" mentality. I can't argue with you further because you are essentially denying that 2 + 2 = 4.

read anything by thomas sowell.
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>>70593645
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We are mocking him for being unfunny and a limp wristed millenial twink with white self hate. No one is demanding his comedy special be censored
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>>70584443
Has he done anything beyond non sequiturs, self deprecation, deliberate awkwardness, and meta comments on all three?
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>>70593903
No, you're just caught up in the stupid ass "black people be like this, white people be like this" bullshit that has permeated through society. Your mind is bought out with an absurd collectivist conception of society that paints people as being the same based on traits that don't matter, thinking in terms of "whites" and "blacks" like our fucking skin color is enough to draw commonalities between one another. I've grown up with my parents living paycheck to paycheck because by father is an alcoholic manual laborer who grew up with a single mother and a monstrously abusive absent father, and a mother who is a mentally detached psycho from the abuse she's suffered, who've I had to take care of emotionally my entire life even though I have my own abuse to deal with.

My entire family is comprised of horrendous sexual abusers and drug addicts, and I've had to piece this together all by myself because they all actively kept it hidden from me. Despite all of this, I have to constantly hear people like you tell me how fucking easy I have it and how naive and ignorant I am of the world because you have a hard time on fucking dating sites and get questionable stares when you're in clothing stores. You don't know shit about struggling in life because you're half black.
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>>70594054
incorrect, technically speaking, israeli american jews have the highest average IQ. Unless you are now claiming them as white, your statement is false. Also, I don't think black people were kings. I also don't believe white people were kings either. I do believe there was a separate bloodline of aryans that were kings and I have yet to encounter them as I have yet to encounter a white guy that can beat me at literally anything. That being said, I don't claim to be a nigger. Overall I agree with you though. But claiming superiority because you are white is a bit like thinking you won the superbowl because your favorite team won (statistically speaking).
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>it's a /tv/ race war episode
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>>70594243

you're a fucking moron lol
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jesus christ this thread derailed quickly
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>>70594243
If you don't believe in racial superiority, which you shouldn't because it doesn't exist, why do you believe in inherent racial privileges?
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>>70594172
Bro, I feel you. You are literally not understanding what I'm saying. I would never claim contentment has anything to do with race. I would however claim that good looking people with caucasian features have a distinct advantage over good looking people of any other race. And I'd also claim that anyone who fucking denies something this painfully fucking obvious is either baiting, retarded, or emotionally scarred like you. Again, I feel for you as I've known people in similar situations and serious mental health issues are arguably the worst form of pain. That being said, you need to reflect on this dialogue. I understand the point you are trying to make, it's literally irrelevant in regards to the point I'm making (if you ignore the fact it's also literally supporting it). There is 0 fucking logic behind denying white privilege in dating. I benefit from it. I know I do. So do my white friends. I'm not going to sit there and tell my gumpy looking filipino friend JUST BE YOURSELF BRO BITCHES LOVE THAT SHIT because that's fucking dishonest and stupid.
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>>70594351
Well my IQ is more than likely higher than yours so at least I'm more evolved right? Or are we not going with that anymore?

>>70594385
I think you responded to the wrong post. I clearly just supported the racial superiority argument. I'm just an outlier that loves basking in the fact that that shit has nothing on me.
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>>70594385

stop replying to him, he doesn't understand how wildly contradictory his logic is. the world being unfair makes him feel bad so he rationalizes it all away.
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>Boy I wish we could have a conversation about this this thing without bringing reddit and/or SJWs
>THATS EXACTLY WHAT AN SJW WOULD SAY YOU FUCKING BETA REDDIT IS THAT WAY

Bo Burnham is appealing to existentialist teenager that have friends. I don't like it either but it's not necessarily bad.
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>>70594457
Again I think you guys have me confused with the other guy. I don't give a fuck about the fairness of the world or even who has it better. I give a fuck about the integrity of the conversation. I have no problem with any race having any advantages. My problem is with people denying those advantages.
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>>70584443

soon generation z will take over and all comedy will be this obnoxious shit. it's terrifying senpai.
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>>70584443
his other special "what" was so much better than this. I have no idea what happened. The cherry on top was when he turned the theatre lights on and pointed the camera at the audience and told them they're special. I didn't think i'd cringe through a bo act.
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>>70594403
I don't know, maybe I just don't really understand why you think these perceived inequalities in dating are such a societal ill when I can't experience emotional intimacy without having flashes of the images and emotions of my cousin abusing me running through my head. I understand what you think you're getting at, but you still don't realize that it's petty ass meaningless bullshit that our society over inflates. You're still thinking in terms of some high school dating mentality like it actually matters.

I'd be so happy if I could think about things like dating instead of being up at 3 in the morning drinking because I'm trying to ignore my mother laying in bed crying because she can't stop thinking about the abuses she suffered from her father.
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>>70594513
>>70594445
Your conception of race is just as ignorant as the people you think you're arguing against. This is what you don't understand. You're still playing into the narrative that was set for you without understanding that it's a lie to begin with.
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>>70594616
> perceived inequalities in dating are such a societal ill

that is an assumption you made

>you still don't realize that it's petty ass meaningless bullshit that our society over inflates

No. I understand that perfectly, which is why I'm saying anyone who denies something that insignificant is being stupid as fuck. Who is TRULY petty in the following situation: the guy who supports a small truth or a person who denies the shit out of it because they want their pain to be felt? Not calling you petty btw. I just think you are hurt and not understanding I have no emotional attachment to the subject of race.
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Why does this thread stay up when it's blatantly pol bait but baneposting threads get people banned?

MODS
MODS
MODS

I want you to know you're shit
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>>70594674
It would be nice if you were able to elaborate. I'm taking this conversation as seriously as possible, except for whoever called me a moron and the other retards that can't read and just assumed I was a WE WUZ KANGZ.
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>>70594403
You are literally complaining about something completely meaningless, and somehow defining it as "white privilege".

Ugly people do worse in the dating game too, and ugly men who don't have a lot of money have it worse than anyone else. I don't understand why you have to make it a race thing.

What you think of as racism is literally basic biology. People are attracted more to face-types that resemble their own. You could go on and on about bullshit like white people in the media warping black standards of beauty or other completely absurdist drivel, or you could just live with the reality that attractiveness is subjective, and not every woman is going to find you attractive even though you have an advantage over 95% of the population.

Your friend isn't failing at dating because he's a flip. He's failing because he's gumpy looking.
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>>70594703
I think you have a massive misconception of race honestly, and I think you think entirely within collectivist terms that obscure the truth from you. Two black men are no more the same than two white men are. You're thinking in such reductionist terms and are making absurd assertions about the nature of society from these terms. I'm sorry you don't have as much luck as you'd like with your choice in hairstyle on dating websites, but the factors that play into these things are far more complex than race.

Ultimately, you're trying to assert that I have an inherent advantage over you in dating, when I'm trying to tell you that this is entirely a false assumption given my personal experiences I've described. You're just another person caught up in reductionist generalities that poison our understanding of one another.
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>>70594706
why not help and report it instead, all mods are over in that /v/ thread where the #1 complaint so far is threads exactly like these about political bullshit
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>>70594794
All modern ideologies of racism are built upon ideologies that constructed conceptions of race from a stance of biological anthropology, understanding race as a matter of physical traits and exterior aspects of the human identity. This is a mistake. The true division within the human identity is between those who have the mind to understand and create cultural expression and those who consume cultural expression. I don't inherently identify with a white man just because we're told that we are the same, and you shouldn't identify with a black man just because you've been told that you're the same as him. The way you're talking, you're just playing into the collectivist narrative that only serves to reduce our conception of the human identity to it's most inferior parts.
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>>70594995

>science is wrong

this post makes my head hurt
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>>70584443

All I know is that he namedropped Carlin about two times in his special, "what", and that's a bad sign for me.

A lot of comedians looked up to Carlin, but Bo seems to be trying to become a weird young and hip version of him, and that's just dumb. Some of his songs are pretty funny but a lot of the times he tries too hard and comes off a bit preachy, just like Carlin did.
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>>70595045
You don't understand the science you proclaim as this infallible truth, and you have just as much of a deep seated dogmatic attachment to it as any religious person does to their faith. There is nothing scientific about racial superiority, in regards to any race.
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>>70594837
You are assuming I'm reductionist when I actually view things exactly as you do on a micro level. Yes, people are individuals and no two situations are the same. This is true, but irrelevant to what I'm saying. Bare in mind I'm also dumbing everything I'm saying down for these mouth breathers and you are the only one besides me attempting to articulate something of worth. I don't even really believe in the term white. I guess to be 100% direct: if this subject is EVER going to have a proper dialogue, we first need to establish that YES, some people do have an advantage. THEN we get to why does it at least seem that way? I don't disagree with anything you've said outside of your accidental strawmans. I just think your approach is off. Now please let me get back to baiting these pathetic 12 year old racists.
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>>70595144
I'm only here to oppose collectivist ideologies that attempt to foist a conformist identity upon society based on reductionist terms, which happens to most fervently occur with race and gender. This includes people who attempt to inflate their own identity through white supremacy, and people who attempt to weave narratives of societal oppression and advantage based solely on manhood and womanhood. It's all the same collectivist lie that obscures and dilutes our capacity to understand one another
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>>70595108
a scientific consensus of peer reviewed research is bs?

dumb people like you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet or medicine.
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>>70595405
>muh outdated eugenics studies
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>>70595405
All you do is hide behind perceived intellectual authorities like a little boy hiding behind his mothers dress without actually reading or understanding anything on your own. You're just another person in modern society who's developed an absurd sense of arrogance standing upon scientific theories you don't even really grasp.
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>>70595045
Not wrong, but people stretch is far beyond its limits. Science makes observations about the natural world, nothing more or less. It cannot determine what is true or what is right, nor can it establish any metaphysical floor to make those judgments. Believing it can is scientism, which is nothing more than religious faith in science.
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>not finding this funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=902mZ8cSz8U
Goddamn, /tv/ doesn't have a sense of humor. No wonder you worship Louis C.u.c.K.
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>>70595405
How's that G.E.D. coming?
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>>70595483
you're not an expert in the field and you think you have a better understanding than then actual experts?
that's dumb as fuck
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>>70595581
I've read enough independently that I would absolutely challenge any person who was in a position of intellectual authority if they were asserting some ideology of racial supremacy, yes. I don't bow down to people in such positions just due to their self appoint status as experts.
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>hey ma look I made it. Are you happy?
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>>70595333
As am I, just a piece of advice though, you need to distance yourself emotionally from your personal evidence/experience because it's only going to cause further misunderstandings like this with genuine people when you reference it. I never once disagreed with anything you were attempting to say. Maybe it's easier for me on this subject because I couldn't possibly hold loyalty to one specific race (or get defensive) since I belong to none. That and I haven't been abused or anything. btw anon, vipasanna meditation. Trust me. I've had PTSD for 7 years after several bouts with psychosis that nearly got me killed.
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>>70595454
>>70595483
>Rhodesia vs zimbabwe.jpg
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>>70595668
I'm just in a furious state of mind right now, it has little to do with this thread in particular.
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>>70595854
It's all good. I won't tell you shit gets better but it does get easier provided you are willing to strengthen yourself. Goodluck anon. It's bed time for this ancient mother fucker.
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>>70595623
you've read more than people who have obtained doctorates on the subject?
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>>70595977
Do you even know what people you're talking about specifically?
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>>70587554
>hey guys if you arent a white guilt faggot, you must be a nazi
If that's the case then sieg heil
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>>70596058
zero

just jumpin in
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>>70593776
>White men are as different from one another as black men are
even as kids whites choose identities. You have rednecks, goths, athletes, musicians, etc.
Black kids are just black. They all dress the same and mostly act the same.

You can argue that it's cultural, but you can't ignore reality.
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>>70595977
I didn't have the heart to tell you none of those responses were the guy (me) you originally replied to. I was too tired and engaged in the convo with the sexually abused dude. Sorry anon. Btw I was just baiting those racist idiots. It's my bed time.
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>>70596165
>>Black kids are just black. They all dress the same and mostly act the same.
I'm sorry that you're delusional.

I'd love to see the affluent school you went to with a fucking redneck clique. I know kids are lining up to put on goofy Texan accents and wear overalls these days.
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>>70596213
I went to school in Texas you unbelievable retard.
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>>70596244
No wonder you've never seen a black person outside of a ghetto then.
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>>70584947

What a very very good goy.
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he is /r/me_irl
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>>70593574

We have it good because our DNA is superior. Punishing us for that is just dumb.
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>>70596165
Every black man that I've met has been completely different from one another, just like the white men I've met. We all share cursory similarities, but we all have very distinct personalities one way or another.
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>>70596281
>blacks are so diverse the way they all listen to the same music, wear the same nike uniform and like basketball
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>>70595536
>you're a faggot

top tier humor right there
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>>70596350
Whites are so diverse in the way they all listen to top 40 music, wear clothes, and like sports.
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>>70596350
I see mass amounts of white people emulate that style constantly anon
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>>70596381
>Music gets into the top 40 because it is the most listened to in the US
>Most people in the US are white
>White people listen to top 40
WOAH AMAZING WORK DETECTIVE
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>People think one off eugenics studies by discredited doctors published in WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE magazine count as a "scientific consensus"
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>>70588409
>>70587554
he's LITERALLY saying 'my opinion doesn't matter because i'm white'

how does this not rustle your jimmies?
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>>70593268
But people do think that. I know actors who get harrassed every day by people because of the things their character did in a TV show, because they think that the actor is the character.
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>>70596370
Passes off for humor on 4chan since its inception, faggot.
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>>70584443

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07DnypiJiaV
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>>70595108
http://humanorigins.si.edu/evidence/human-fossils/species/homo-neanderthalensis

The degenerative nature of the negroid has been classified and recorded independently throughout history. This is to say that even with isolation they revert to 'niggerass-activass'. Regardless of which environment you place this animal it will resort to niggerdom. Brave souls once attempted to domesticate lower level primate, but those without foresight sought to free the beast.

Once freed it unleashes violence and poverty wherever it spreads.

This has happened long before you drank the first year liberal arts degree cool aid. In fact it happens quite often in the absence of whites altogether. No one seems to care about that.

The cool thing about facts are they do not cease to exist because it conflicts with your idealist utopia that only exists in your sheltered mind.

If you don't fail out, and that's a big if... You will come to find over time I am right.

Before you revert to calling me an institutionalized racist, let me indeed confirm that I am. If the powers that be were as well we would not be dealing with this cesspool of society we have today.

Racists > DIndus
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>>70593672

>genetically superior

found the /pol/fag.
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>>70591293
Definitely. A lot of jokes felt directed at the production manager for how many cues they had.

But hey, I guess that was the point or whatever.
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Bo Burnham is cool
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>>70596530
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07DnypiJiaV
Jesus fucking Christ, the non-white is strong in this one.
Did you really think anyone in this thread was going to sit here for 2:30 and listen to you?
Fucking poo in loo.
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>>70596538

>dude niggers are dumb and racist and hurr-durr niggers.

http://www.biography.com/people/groups/famous-black-scientists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_African-American_inventors_and_scientists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_intelligence#Brain_size

http://www.africaresource.com/sci-tech-a-business/genetics/528-race-intelligence-and-iq-are-blacks-smarter-than-whites
Despite what some have argued in the past, there is no serious evidence which has demonstrated IQ tests to measure either an inborn property or what is commonly understood to mean intelligence (see Hirsch 1970, 1997, 2004; Schonemann, 1997c, 2005; Schonemann and Schonemann, 1994; Kempthorne 1978, 1997; Capron et al, 1999; Vetta, 2002; Wahlsten, 1981, 1990; Capron and Vetta, 2001). Intelligence is a highly subjective and culturally confound concept which remains largely undefined (Schonemann, 1997c; Sternberg, 2007; Cole et al, 1971; Guttman, 1992). The twin and adoption studies commonly used to report heritability estimates in relationship to IQ tests have also been shown to be suspicious in nature. The biometrical school of scientists who fit models to IQ data traces their history to R. Fisher (1918), but their genetic models have been shown to have virtually no predictive value (Vetta, 2002; Vetta, 1976; Capron and Vetta, 2001; Capron et al, 1999; Schonemann, 1997c). For example, statistical models used in twin studies and inferences from them relating to IQ tests lack statistical validity, and are thus of dubious value (Capron et al., 1999; Kempthorne, 1997; Schonemann, 1997c; Schonemann and Schonemann, 1994).

http://www.unz.com/article/the-iq-gap-is-no-longer-a-black-and-white-issue/

http://www.unz.com/article/race-iq-and-wealth/
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>>70596602

Well you did.
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>Take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em
>Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let Bo Burnham burn em
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>>70596592
OK at best. Ironically he panders to the beta hipster crowd. That was the funniest joke he may or may not have made.


>>70596602
I can hear the thickly ladened inaccurate Ebonics, and I only viewed the link.

You didn't expect it to type did you?

>>70596756
>straw my way outta this one again capn'
what are logical fallacies hurr derp

I better get some back up, let's look for some stuff written by retards for other retards.

>unreputable source 1
>unreputable source 2
>unreputable source 3
>unreputable source 4
>unreputable source 90001

hahaha I've won now that will show him! we need not the likes of peer reviewed reputable content published by reputable sources! NO we have niggapedia, your one way ticket to copy paste falsehood!

Woooohoooooo

What a time to be alive.

>inb4 elaborate ruseman strikes again.

>>70596780
I was going to but then I read his post and decided that enough people have suffered already.

Once again, niggers gon' nig'.
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>>70592397
MTV blew it.
Netflix revival when?
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>>70596930
Christ
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>>70596996
Soon
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>>70597030
No, Christ was a bitch nigga. See if the Romans tried that fresh shit with me I would go through them with my superior nippon steal katana hand rolled over 9000 times. The guy i bought it from at the flea market custom made it.
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>>70596930
>tripfag
didn't read
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>>70597111
Yes you did.
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>>70597111
and that's not even trip fagging this is.
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>>70597111
But if you are super cereal you have to use a secure tripfaggot code else, another faggot might figure yours out.

I am told it is magic.
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>>70597111
Why the trip faggot hate?
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>>70596930

>denying sources that reference credible sources.

Nice lad. How typical of you to deny evidence and continue to be ignorant.

But it doesn't surprise me considering how racists tend to have low iqs.

http://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html

http://www.psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/were-only-human/is-racism-just-a-form-of-stupidity.htm

Probably explains why /pol/s iq level is below the 100's

https://i.warosu.org/data/sci/img/0076/11/1445640942903.jpg
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>>70597190
<>>denying sources that reference credible sources.

>Still struggling to find the source material I see.

<>Nice lad. How typical of you to deny evidence and continue to be ignorant.

>Attacking the person rather than the argument at hand is a logical fallacy, you've already alluded that your sources were indeed not credible. I am supposed to take you seriously when you cannot even properly gather reference materials to support your argument, and I am having trouble doing that.

<>But it doesn't surprise me considering how racists tend to have low iqs.

>Attacking the person rather than the argument
>surely this is not your first time being steamrolled? Am I the first to pop your retard cherry! joy.

<>http://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html
<>http://www.psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/were-only-human/is-racism-just-a-form-of-stupidity.htm

>You still struggle to comprehend what a credible source is, or what peer reviewed material is.

<>Probably explains why /pol/s iq level is below the 100's

>If I have a low IQ, and am as stupid as you are asserting, why am I having such an easy time demolishing you?

<>https://i.warosu.org/data/sci/img/0076/11/1445640942903.jpg

>You are supposed to upload the image, not post the URL

You're like school in the summertime
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