I'm going to a small conference in SA tomorrow to meet a low level hollywood executive. Last time we spoke he mentioned Rooney Mara will be attending and I'm wondering if I should somehow try to say hi to her and how I should go about it. I've already planned a small joke and I have a small gift with me to give it to her if the opportunity arises. I've also thought of asking if she'd be interested meeting again. Should I do this?
>>70583399
kys
Ask her if she and Ryan connect on a mental level.
>>70583399
Bring some of those lunchables with the dino nugs, then play it cool and offer her your cookie if you want to get her #
>>70583399
>I've already planned a small joke and I have a small gift with me to give it to her if the opportunity arises.
Oh come on, now you have to give details
>>70583399
Just be yourself in lego form
>>70583399
You better have some LEGO for her.make her say the following as an "inside joke": "RA RA MADE A PAPA, RAY RAY MADE A PAY PAY, ROO ROO MADE A POO POO, REH REH MADE A PEH PEHshe won't notice the Roo Roo made a Poo Poo bitAlso, Rooney is infamously shy and distant. She will probably not be willing to talk to you.
>>70583399
Is there some way you could have a t-shirt printed with her face on it? That way YOU don't have to approach HER, you see. She'll see herself on you and be touched, curious and pleased all at once. She'll come over to say hi and because you didn't have to approach her she'll feel in control, which all women like, puts them at ease, you see.
You just have to make sure she spots you, so you have to position yourself in front of her until she notices you.
You know, I wasn't sure about this when I started to type it but now I'm convinced, this is a great idea Anon. I really think it'll work. Good luck!
>>70583856
this guy knows what's up
>>70583856
This. You should also keep looking at her at all times just in case she glances over at you and then you can catch her attention and stare deeply into her eyes.
>>70583856
Add a legos version in there somewhere and make sure you have some lunchables at your disposal
>>70583399
Bring a lego block. Put it on the table. See if she reacts.
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>>70583447
op is full of shit and you need to stop posting
Why would I be at a low-level executive meeting anyways rooney mara is one of the best actors in hollywood and would never stoop to that level
>>70583399
Just be a nice and normal human being. She tries really hard to fit in and the last thing she needs is Autism: The Human putting legos on the table and arching eyebrows at her. As if she would even acknowledge them anyway.
>>70583399
If you have the chance, please film her while a LEGO brick is also in frame. If you can, get her to notice it and film her reaction.
It's like a whole other level of pervertedness.
What's the joke behind LEGOs
>>70584485
She left legos in a NY Giants locker because she liked him
>>70584441
hi Rooney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg2s0GMGwAE
she is so dreamy
First time on /tv/ in 5 years, can someone explain these Memes to me
Also why has this board gone to so much shit, its literally just full of generals now
>>70584678
>its literally just full of generals now
reddit.
>>70584678
lurk more
>>70584659
a cute
A CUTE
>>70584709
TELL ME ABOUT THE BASQUE!?
>>70584678
Like the dwarves in LoTR we dug too deep and now the place is overrun with little goblins.
>>70583399
Poor Roon.
>>70584516
kek alright
ask her to check your dubs
>ywn hold and comfort a frightened roon-roon during a thundery storm while she quietly eats a box of crayons
>>70584731
Agreed. Conan is qt as fuck desu senpai.
ROO ROO MADE A
>>70587095
Hmph
>>70584659
CUTE!
>>70587095
Quads get
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>>70587095
roony
>>70583399
You're so getting tased, please have someone film this encounter and post it here.
>>70587095
roon roon is best mara
>>70583967
Remember back in January when we had all those Rooney and Kate story threads?
>>70588749
>the first 3 were good
>tons of try-hards come along and completely fuck the meme
>>70584468
It'll be on all the creep threads on /gif/
>>70583399
Why does jani hate RooRoo, anons?
