Remove thy shift.
What the fuck was his problem?
>>70582717
He was living deliciously
why is he so smug?
>>70582744
He's a goat that has a fucking harem of naked flying bitches.
Sounds like an ad
>>70583138
>a goat
Do you even hail the dark lord faggot ffs
>>70583381
>>70582699
>tfw you'll never live deliciously
>>70582699
Did Thomasin get raped by the goat?
>>70584340
delete this
Barely anyone on here even likes The Witch, I don;t see the point of having a Black Phillip thread every fucking week.
>>70584513
Well memed buddy
>>70584513
not true
>>70584513
>Barely anyone on here even likes The Witch
>>70584513
only turboplebs disliked it
>>70584513
You can't not like Black Philip, he was the highlight. Thank you based Baphomet
>>70582699
can't dude, no sick days left. the boss would kill me. also you're the devil so fuck off
i really liked this movie so I went out and bought a black goat but he keeps raming things
he doesn't just ram furniture n shit either, when people come over he tries to ram them to, luckily my appartment is smallas fuck so he can't relalylg et a running start
>>70582699
I have never seen this movie... why is there a goat in this?
Someone please give me the run down of this scene
>>70582699
Why are goat's so based?
>>70584513
Don't you want to live deliciously?
>>70585035
i just realized i don't have a goat folder
>>70585035
postan superior goat
>>70584513
Black Phil is the man
Clearly thou has not tasted delicious butter lately
>Even director Robert Eggers wasn't safe from Charlie's twisted vision.
>"One time I yelled 'cut' and Charlie turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of a farm and yelled cut? Maybe the monkeys in suits would forget their trained routine of cutting wood' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play Black Phillip, or is Black Phillip something that's been in him all along?"
>"Sometimes I would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Charlie had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if you lived deliciously? Would you buy a nice dress?' and 'Lights. Camera. Butter.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct."
>>70584857
Man Christianity is so fucked up. Can you imagine the sort of mindsets that were present at time when people thought all this shit was real.
>>70584196
A for Effort, pretty good
>>70584513
>every fucking week.
more like every day and that's great because it's quality cinéma despite being so memeable
Very few auteurs can bridge the gap between kino and memes
>>70584988
Goat was the antagonist, was manipulating all the events behind the scenes.
>>70586102
Wait does the Goat talk? Did they have the VA for the goat on set? Why would he be on set?
>>70587059
Charlie the Goat is a MADGOAT
>>70586795
Yeah they burned people alive or drowned them, look up Salem Witch Trials
