wheres the goddamn beacon? oh..I see it.
we're in the pipe five by five.
heyletmedriveforawhile.png
well where the Fu..
>>70578485
Keep your filthy hands off my flightfu.
arrggghhhh!!
apparently she saw an alien once
.....
>Spunkmeyer
>>70578485
>THIS IS RAZORFIST, GOD FUCKIN' SPEED.
Can we discuss the bonus situation?
>>70579076
SAVE MY BILL PAXTON
>>70578485
>>70578515
>>70579441
Why was Lady Gaga in Aliens?
>>70580031
she had a bad romance with James Cameron
![Aliens-A2S17-BurkeRipley[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MME7nwg.png "Aliens-A2S17-BurkeRipley[1].png")
>>70578515
Right to the wall.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P2o83Mk.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>70579833
Thank you, that will be al.
THIS PLACE IS A FUCKIN LOONEY BIN... I AINT GETTIN PAID ENOUGH TO WORK IN NO LOONEY BIN!
Stand by to initiate release sequencer. On my mark. Five. Four.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/57IDU9N.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>70580215
I want you there, as an advisor... that's all.
>>70580360
We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!
>>70580210
>smoking in a meeting with no regards to cancer
evil
eeeeevil
EEEEVVVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL
>>70580210
Be sure you locate the exit before destroying the reactor.
>>70580405
Three. Two. One. Mark.
>>70580427
Is that Worf?
Based Cameron loves strong women
>>70580097
Huh?
>>70580517
Me too :3
>>70578485
>sunglasses
>camo uniforms
Why is the set design and costumes in Aliens so horrible
>>70581183
>THICK
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70580466
spaceships are made out of wood?
>>70581183
>ywn fall asleep on Ripley's bush pillow
>>70581762
lel
>>70581183
>can literally see the bush under the panties
Fuckign 80s man.
>>70578485
Lady Gaga was in the Colonial Marines?
>>70581183
wuld tussle those pubes to release the aroma
Why is she wearing sunglasses in space?
>>70581762
Is an super strong yet light future alloy that just happens to look like wood.
>>70582156
Uh, that is where the sun lives.
>>70582282
Fucking science, 10/10.
>>70582156
>>70582282
This game. Has it just started?
>>70579833
Right
>>70583096
My daughter's wife on the right
>>70579833
Can we get some bonusposting going? It's about the only funny meme on /tv/
>>70581856
>>70583462
Only if we get full shares
>>70581183
delicious
Look into my eye.
can we put this bonus into 2016 dollars? how much money would it be?
Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Where's the bacon?
>>70586840
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day on the boards! A day posting on the boards is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE posting in the boards!
>>70586940
Those delicious Vasquez armpits.
>>70586940
Have you?
>>70587276
Oh Vasquez... You're just too bad
>>70581654
his fucking face kills me every time. I love Bill Paxton.
what could you even fuckin quote from this?
>>70587517
AUUUUUGH
>>70586940
>Vasquez and Ripley will never double team you and take turns stepping on your balls
>>70587517
FIRE. IN. CRYO. STASIS
>>70588095
They're both pretty gross t.b.h
>>70587517
The tunnel chase sequence had some great quotes
>>70579833
I was laughing my ass off at this when rewatching Alien. That nigga was all money.
>>70587517
The Weyland-Yutani commando costumes were fucking badass.
I wish we'd get a film with them again.
>That's it, man... it's game over, man... IT'S GAME OVER!
What did he mean by this?
>>70587517
um...bald British person #485 yelling "THIS THING IS REALLY PISSED OFF" is the only quotable line.
and it's shit.
>>70589723
they were cool actually.
too bad they couldn't even get the pulse rifle SFX right when they dropped who was maybe the same bald British person...
>>70589476
You take that back
>>70590235
>delete this
Mods are asleep post rare ripleys
>>70590808
Fucking lewd
>>70590808
>C'mon anon, let go discuss the bonus situation... in my cabin
We manufacture those by the way - Burke
REQUESTING NIGGERS PORN
>>70591512
DAY IN THE MARINE CORPS IS LIKE A DAY ON THE FARM. EVERY MEAL A BANQUET. EVERY PAYCHECK A FORTUNE! EVERY FORMATION A PARADE! I LOVE THE CORPS!
ass like a 10 year old boy
>>70578599
Shes hawt
>>70587517
I literally don't remember anything from it
>>70591831
that guy was an actual infantry soldier in Vietnam
Watch the making of hes great, always getting pissed when people would put a finger on the trigger or sweep him with a muzzle
>>70579999
GAME OVER MAN!
>>70591989
Yeah, from what I understand nearly all of his dialogue he improvised as well.
>>70589720
Solid engineer too. Early in the movie it'll take like 17, no wait 24 hours to repair some ducting.
Later on when the shit hits the fan he says it'll take 20 minutes to cobble together 4 flamethrowers.
they mostly come out at night
mostly
>>70587517
Alien3 doesn't have oneliners, but it is very visually memorable.
>>70592275
That's just a lazy nigga who isn't getting paid what he thinks he deserves. If he was getting his $15 an hour maybe your quarter pounder would have no pickles on it.
>>70587517
IN THE YEAR 7510
>>70591857
Would still smash
>>70587621
ahhhhhhhhh my nigga
>>70581967
Right before she wakes up you can see that dudes full on schlong outlined by his shit as he's waking up.
>>70593161
hnnnnnnng more pls
>>70587517
".....FUCK" - Morse
>>70593401
>>70593584
>>70593161
Jesus Christ, I've forgotten how fine she used to be.
Aliens is the pinnacle of action/horror kino, 30 or so years later and it hasn't been topped
>>70579076
Wait I don't remember this from the movie.
>>70593478
I loved that scene, you never expect the fucker to attack in the middle of a crowd during a dialog scene. The prisoners scrambling for chairs, spoons and forks was funny too.
>>70578515
Heard that all the time in Starcraft.
>>70593161
>>70593584
Oh it's another moot thread!
Is that Razorfist?
>>70581183
Now imagine slowly pulling down those panties and ...FFFFUMP!
>>70598535
what are you saying?
Were picking up some hull ionization
>>70587517
>I've gotta reeducate some of the brothers
>don't call me that
>This is RUMOUR control
>FUCK
I actually really like Alien 3.
>>70593161
>>70593584
daily reminder that Ripley was so popular that they even did a photoshoot with a REAL qt astronaut, inspired by "Alien" promotional material, which has has since become rather iconic.
Also daily reminder that Anna Lee Fisher has so far been the only actual qt astronaut.
https://youtu.be/RzLsUw6TvJk
>>70598563
onomatopoeia, dude.
>>70586999
>All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day on the boards! A day posting on the boards is like a day on the farm. Every thread's a banquet! Every (you) a fortune! Every shitpost a parade! I LOVE posting on /tv/!
>>70598809
Solid.
>>70579076
NOT TEH AAAY LMAO CUDDLES!!
>>70578485
Where are my keys, I lost my phone - oh oh ohoh what's the name of this cloud?
>>70587517
NO FUCKING ICE CREAM
>>70582097
Kek'd way more than I should
>>70582156
>>70582282
i cannot stop laughing please send help
>>70578485
>mfw going to see Aliens Live
>mfw full screening of the director's cut in one sitting
>mfw full philharmonic orchestral accompaniment for the entire film
>mfw it isn't for another 5 months
I don't think I can wait that long.
>>70590087
>and it's shit.
pleb
all women posted here except>>70598629 are disgusting. please get some taste, you degenerate kike lovers.
>>70600095
Hello pleb.
>>70593161
>no feet in frame during this scene
>>70600529
>being a foot fetishist
Literal bottom.
>>70600604
literal bottom would be a bottom fetishist
>>70600514
Meant for
>>70600514
>>70591263
>>70593161
>>70593584
>ywn sex late '70s Sigourney
Time to end it all
>>70589723
They were pretty cool.
>>70601412
>>70601432
>>70592275
Scotty School of Engineering
>>70591989
>infantry soldier
No, he was a Marine
>>70601412
>>70601432
>>70601453
Bar armour over mouth, eye protection, hard to rip/tear/bite padded fabric armour....did WY develop an anti-alien equipped unit after the colossal fuck up on LV426?
Wish we'd seen these motherfuckers in action
>>70601453
>>70601412
would that really save them from a facehugger?
>>70597815
well i assume this is where they got it from, they were both female dropship pilots, in a franchise with aliens.
hot
>>70580426
they are the cancer
>yfw alien: resurrection
>>70601681
Maybe. The cock/ovipositor wouldn't be able to reach.
The armoured head protects against inner jaw penetrating your skull and the heavy tear-proof armour protects against getting clawed.
>>70591831
who the fuck wants to be in a parade?
a day on the farm sucks.
>>70600809
Well there is always the toy
>>70601970
the fuck?
>>70597409
It's not, must be some sort of extended pic of when she gets ambushed in the bird
>>70587517
Why do people hate this again? The atmosphere was amazing and the bait an chase scene was one of the best parts of the series.
>>70602249
>bird
>>70601711
Ew so it's like sucking a dick.
That's even worse than I first thought
>>70587517
>I'm a murderer and rapist of women
>I guess I must make you nervous then
great line
>>70602209
xenomorphs with mind control devices
they use big clunky electronics that resemble something from the 80s because it is built to be more resilient against solar flares and EMP
>>70602296
>not a single likable character apart from ripley
>british convicts
>magic black man
>weaker horror than alien
>weaker action than aliens
>dude rape lmao
At least fincher tried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J43vXq-Cvfo
>qt Vasquez
>goat Paxton
>cool as fuck technical explanations
If you haven't seen this you should
>>70602296
People were expecting a horror movie or an action movie like the 1st and 2nd, instead they were greeted with a drama with a weak plot.
What they should have done is pulled back the arrival of Weyland Yutani to much earlier in the movie.
1) ripley finds herself in the monastery-like prison colony, characters and setting introduced without dragging it on
2) a wild alien appears
3) the prisoners have to fend for themselves for a while
4) Weyland Yutani arrives
5) we see WY and their commandos trying to catch the thing with prisoners supporting them, they fail
6) Ripley discovers she has a queen inside her, the shill prison captain guy finds out and he snitches
8) WY tries to lure Ripley with the promise of taking it out but she discovers they are bullshitting and she flees
9) having gained the respect of some of the inmates through their trials and tribulations they help her escape
10) the alien reappears seeing the humans fight each other and WY retreats
11) the inmates defeat the alien by being plucky rogues, some die though
12) WY returns and Ripley jumps into lava
>>70601970
>setting foot next to those creatures
Do these people even watch horror movies?
>>70602801
meh, what we got was much better than your idea
We need to talk about the bonus situation.
>>70602209
>>70601970
It's either fanart or concept art for the Blomkampf movie.
based ripley
>>70589828
He'd been playing chess by e-mail and now it seemed unlikely he would be able to finish
>>70593161
Heres the thing I have always had with her. She's too damn motherly to be seen as anything sexual.
I use to watch aliens all the fucking time as a kid. Way before preschool. I was born in the mid 80s and during that time my mom had that exact same hair. Sigourney Weaver looks exactly like my mother.
So whenever anyone says how hot she is I just shudder. It's fucking weird as fuck.
>>70587517
Alien 4 has the best line in the entire fucking franchise.
>I used to be afraid to dream, but I'm not anymore.
>Why?
>Because no matter how bad the dreams get when I wake up it's always worse.
>>70581183
FACE LIKE A MAN
BODY LIKE A BOY
TRAPS LOOK MORE FEMININE
>>70604945
Very relatable.
>>70582203
and held together by space nails.
>>70604945
Fuck. That's your favorite line? That's just sad man.
>>70601567
You know I never put these two things together until now but...
It one of the novels they develop armor described to look just like that. The white padding shit is able to counter the acid when blowing up the aliens. So the Marines would just get sprayed all to hell by Alien blood and the shit would bubble away harmlessly.
I can't believe I actually read all of those novels as a kid. I started reading them in 5th grade. I ended up reading about 20 of them olololol by 8th grade.
I was and still am the biggest Alien nerd to ever live.
>>70604819
I wanna bang your mom bro
>>70597815
ThisI still hear it now
>>70580738
WHOOSH
>>70602396
it's fucking retarded is what it is.
You wouldn't need mind control devices at fucking all. It's pretty well established the queen controls the warriors. So if you control the queen you control the drones.
>>70587517
AAAAAAAHHH WANKERRRR!
>>70605092
> >>70605021
As a one liner? No, it's not. In terms of how the franchise works, then yes.
qt3.14
DAMN THIS FLOOR IS FREEZING
Hey man what are we supposed to use, harsh language?
>>70602707
The actress playing vasquez could not be any different than the character she was playing, olloolol.
Seriously, she's a total doll.
>>70578485
aliens is literally the vietnam war in space
why hasn't anyone else banked on this concept? it's like ancient egypt mixed in with ayyy lmao's, fucking awesome concept.
>>70605814
>it's like ancient egypt mixed in with ayyy lmao's,
that would be stargate
>>70581654
if i didn't know this was bill paxton i'd think it was from a porn
>>70586999
He sounds like that guy in Edge of Tomorrow
>>70590808
Looks literally like an interracial porn
>>70605814
The Forever War movie is being made.
>>70578485
Of all the characters in the world to meme on here, why Spunkmeyer?
>>70606180
>Channing Tatum
That's a pretty good choice for Mandela.
>>70591831
>>70598629
Why would they want alien imagery when they have astronaut ?
And why imitate Rippley when there is no monster in this world?
Astronauts are here to explore and Rippley is out there to get scared by aliens. If they ever confuse Alien with space exploration their work is seriously flawed.
>>70590808
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70601432
The alien can just tail whip em or throw them around.
>>70601633
looks like the combine guys from the very end of HL2
>>70606708
yeah there are these things called rifles.
And their armor neutralizes the aliens acid.
>>70587517
>I could be reworked, but I’ll never be top of the line again.I’d rather be nothing.
>>70605221
Hang on, we're in for some chop!
>>70606296
why pretend to star trek when they're not trekking.
>>70598629
who wore it better?
it's good because it's not CGI
r8
>They mostly cum at night, mostly.
>>70607559
Don't make me choose
>>70608037
unfair comparison.
The TruAstrofu never got to show her legs.
>>70587517
>I gotta re-educate some of tha brothers
>>70607773
The Blomkamp sequel definitely should have a teenage Newt(Elle Fanning? Elle Fanning!)in it.
>>70608582
I'm not a huge fan of hers but it would work.
>>70608659
Well, for my part, she could be in every movie EVER.
But on second thought... scratch that.
Kiernan Shipka would actually be way more suiting. And I don't say that because she's my waifu but rather because she has exactly the right look.
>>70608925
I kinda see it too
>>70609024
yeah, the eyes, the sorta long(-ish) face, the shape of her mouth.
She also has the right hair colour and complexion as opposed to porcelain-skinned Elle.
>>70608659
>>70608925
Thing is: Elle Fanning is a pretty good actress, whereas Shipka is... a good Sally Draper...
>all these quips
Disgusting capeshitters.
>>70605211
>>70608037
Them feet
Hnnng
This thread is going places
>>70578515
Where were you when you realized five by five just means loud and clear?
>>70606188
That's ferro you pleb spunkmeyer is the dude who gets eaten off screen just before
>>70580427
Holy shit, nice throwback.
Descent was GOAT
>>70606142
Gee, I wonder why...
>>70590808
XENO'D
>>70610903
SAUCE PLS
>>70586940
I was surprised as fuck when I first realised that that's the same chick that's in Near Dark. God she was hot in Near Dark.
>>70612318
Later, they all got killed by Terminators
Bad luck
Never liked these movies. There are no aliens IRL or we'd have found them via Firby Paradox, so what's the point?
>>70613236
Herp derp, we ain't never seen em, so they don't exist.
>>70613236
>>70578485
why didn't they freeze her?
>>70584646
full shares
>>70586940
yes
>>70587621
WITNESS ME
>this thread
I admire its purity.
>>70603607
>especially Parker
9/10
>>70605211
>in space, noone can hear youcream
>>70608582
>The Blomkamp sequel
what is this sequel you 're talking about?
>>70579833
Right
>>70583113
Right
>>70615434
nooooooooooooois
>>70581762
Yes. They had to use a space axe to chop the space trees to make the space ship.
>>70616003
Kek
>>70602340
where to cop watch?
>>70612221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5txBs-hFfdU
>>70616767
>go to look
>all they have is the one from Aliens
DAMMIT JIM
>>70616767
Here it is, it's a custom job
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Samani_E-125
>>70614912
The one that got shelved until after the release of Scott's Prometheus sequel "Alien: Covenant".
Judging from some snippets of concept art that have been released, it looked like Neill Blomkamp had the intention to make a sequel to Cameron's "Aliens" that ignored the events of "3" and "Resurrection".
I don't really like Blomkamp, but I'm willing to give him a chance and I like the general idea.
>>70617851
>after the release of Scott's Prometheus sequel "Alien: Covenant"
there's a new Alien movie???
>>70610766
What's Paz de la Huerta doing in this thread?
>>70610903
Good ol' Helmut Newton
>>70617902
It's a sequel to Prometheus, hence it's a sort of Alien prequel but judging from the title it might be more of an "actual prequel" than Prometheus was.
>>70618086
you rule, I 'm watching this.
>>70611322
back in 1983, in the jump seat of my dad's crew truck out on a cable trouble job and I had to run the CB radio.
>>70618086
oh, its hasn't been released yet
