hey it's the newest video by hack frauds, RE:VIEW of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff2YU6XtZ9o
I already saw it.
my lord, I hate american accents. Especially the puny ones.
>still watching these hacks
You were suppose to outgrow them by 2012 anon
The only reason you'd keep watching is because you don't have friends and think they're your "Bros"
>>70569228
>The Plinkett Awakens trailer
>9 Mar 2016
How bad will it be?
>"Now that Jessi is living with her parents we can finally become re:View indeed"
Mike is truly a kinographer of categorité
>>70569273
>Oy dem muyricans 'aev dem shise assets mayte dem be knockin boot around we website innit
>>70569546
I have zero clue what this accent is suppose to be. Im genuinely 50/50 on whether youre actually deaf looking at your post
>>70569334
>The only reason you'd keep watching is because you don't have friends and think they're your "Bros"
"Hanging out with Friends" simulator
>all that Spacecop shilling
Shut the fuck up Mike
>lesser RLM people nobody likes
jesus fuckin
why is Bauman so savage
>>70569719
it's ok anon, it's ironic shilling
Mike is a fucking pleb.
>None of them mentioned how it was a giant Metal Gear ripiff
Come on
>>70569228
>And then we will dump in people like Rich Evans and other lesser red letter media people, nobody likes. NOBOD.
Redpill me on Mike.
>>70569802
i remember MGS2 came out and kids started actually thinking this when they saw it on TV
>>70569761
He won an Oscar for sound design, what the fuck have YOU done?
>>70569802
your parents never mentioned you should stop playing with toys past 8 years of age
>>>/v/
>>70569761
This.
I just want a short video of Mike doing his evil laugh.
Mike has an odd taste in movies. He just likes actual shit. Not cheap, smartly made shit. Just shit.
How can Jay tolerate him in these discussion
>>70569228
>Ernest Borgnine was a bad actor
>John Carpenter scores are bad
What the fuck is wrong with Mike sometimes?
>>70570108
There have been questions over him since his JW review. I liked JW, but fuck he thought it was the best movie of the year.
So did we ever get a definitive answer on what happened to Jessi?
>>70570208
AIDSMoby's ass is tighter
>>70569228
Mike's mom is gonna freak!
>>70570199
JW?
Jesus christ Mike has such shit taste it's unbelievable.
He raves about "schlocky" capeshit but doesn't like Escape from New York?
>>70570199
When did he ever say that? They were both gushing over ex machina and mad max. All the mention he gave JW after the review was that he liked it more than jay
>>70570108
>>70570199
he's your traditional cultural conservative, hates anything that tries something different if it's not a masterpiece but loves the same generic shit over and over as long as it's "the way it's done"
Oh boy I can't wait to hear what the director of Space Cop has to say about this movie
>>70570289
Jurassic WorldOnly funny bit was how the first movie is treated like a huge tragedy and the guy gets berated for his shirt
>>70570332
He said FR was a better movie but he enjoyed JW more.
>>70569806
RLM power ranking
1) Mike
2) Jay
3) Len Kabasinski
....
....
....
9000) Rich Evans
9001) Colin from Canadia
>>70570180
I don't know, the guy understands technical aspects of movie making (guess he learned it in school) but it's like he fails to understand that movies can different than your generic Hollywood movie.
>>70570415
Is the soundcloud file still half a gig for some insane stupid reason?
What ever happened to I'M DYING LAUREN
>>70570538
someone brought it up on a jay pre-rec stream and now no one cares
>>70570593
What did he say? I can't believe someone actually brought it up
that's right Ray
>>70570338
Are you saying that Mike is nazi?
Mike is a pretty based guy, eh speaks his mind and doesn't afraid of anything
>>70569228
How is this different from HiTB?
>>70570502
ouch
>>70570735
Less work
>>70570670
>>70570735
>Half in the Bag
>new release blockbusters
>reView
>older films that Mike and/or Jay love
WOW IT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
>>70570735
cooler music in the intro
>>70570769
No need to be a snarky ass
>>70570502
Jessi is a filthy queefy bitch
>>70570502
smooth
>>70569807
Classic Gilchristgate (something that no-one on /tv/ remembers because you're all fucking newfag faggotniggers) confirmed his family were neo-Nazis in Wisconsin and he's still got a lot of racism in him.
>>70570502
wtf i hate women now.
>>70570838
I miss Gilchristgate
rich>jay>mike>bearded guy from hitb ep 109>jack>wizard
>>70570838
we need to drag that mysoginist dinosaur into the 21st century 2bh
>>70570838
but mike is a jew
>>70570502
Holy fuck this hurts to watch...
I almost feel bad for the guy.
>>70570901
Based Jack.
>>70570502
I don't get it.
>>70570942
he's a slav
>>70571058
Mike wanted to spoon but Jessi (prudish cunt) didn't let him because they were on camera
>>70571058
she's trying to move her ass on top of him but he doesn't get it
>>70570943
They've been a couple for a long time. it's not like she's rejecting him. He literally nudges her to reposition on the couch. Are you fucking retarded?
>>70570502
>>70571058
They're pretending he was trying to put his arm around her, even though he clearly moved his leg at the same time with the intention of moving.
Autism projection.
>>70571075
He looks like churka not slav
t. actual slav
>>70571212
>he clearly moved his leg at the same time
that was a fail-safe and he ended up using it
>>70570761
I don't know why a depressed danny d made me laugh so hard
>>70569228
>ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
Anyone else like LA better than NY?
>>70571325
Shut the fuck up Mike
>>70571221
kek you're like the romanian who thinks there's a difference between him and gypsies
>>70571325
mike does
>>70571325
I think it's nearly as good.
>>70570838
>something that no-one on /tv/ remembers because you're all fucking newfag faggotniggers
Or it just played itself out, you stupid doublenigger.
>>70571269
Jesus these RLM threads are full of retards.
>>70571221
Pretty sure hes a polak.
>Mike
based, likes what he likes, doesn't care if he makes redditors angry, watches movies on streams while eating yummy snacks
>Jay
trend following bagon-hopping fuck boy, checks the latest fads on the "front page of the internet", checks rotten tomatoes and imbd before paying for a movie, goes to the "beard specialist" for monthly trimming
>>70571489
Literally nothing you said is reflected in reality.
>>70571489
I agree, I also like Jay more
>>70571489
>Rich
doesn't even like films that much but hangs out with Mike & Jay so they don't kill themselves out of shame and loneliness
>>70571489
upvoted
>>70569802
jay literally does 36 minutes into the extended discussion
>>70571816
nevermind, I suck cocks, he isn't memeing just mentions MGS was inspired by it
>>70569228
HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSSSSSS
Shout out to Lockout, great movie.
>Stoklasa
>dirty polack slob
>Bauman
>j*w
>Evans
>Anglo-Saxon glory
>>70571325
i liked the ending
>Mike thinks Escape from NY is boring
what a fat butthole
>the lesser redlettermedia people that nobody like
BRUTAL
>>70572394
>I take obvious jokes very seriously
>>70572017
Bauman is also a traditional German name.
>>70572418
It's funny because it's true though.
>>70572418
it's almost as if /tv/ was full of autists
>>70571325
I used to when I was younger. Now I think NY is better, but LA isn't as bad as people say.
>>70569228
>Mike hates Assault on Precinct 13
His pleb levels are off the charts.
>>70573172
It's overrated.
>>70573172
he really is a fucking pleb piece of shit.
fat star trek loving faggot.
>>70573172
>>70573263
it's only good until manlet hicks is in it tbqh
>>70572254
When I first saw it, I thought it was really boring too.
But on a rewatch I really did like the atmosphere like Jay mentioned.
>Mike has never seen They Live
Seriously? I mean if you like John Carpenter I really don't know how you'd have not seen it.
>comfy latza/tgwtg threads get deleted
>reddit letter memia threads are allowed
>>70573646
James Rolfe - whole job revolves around video games
>barely plays them
Mike matei - side character, actually is a game fanatic
--------------------------------
Mike Stocklasa - whole job revolves around movies
>barely watches any
Jay Bauman - side character, actually is a movie fanatic
>>70573732
James may not have the talent in film analysis, but he's clearly seen way more films than Mike.
>>70573732
Wait, are you saying that YouTubers are ignorant amateur hacks making money for talking about shit they know literally nothing about? I'm shocked.
>>70571212
thank you for pointing that out i almost felt really bad
>>70573732
>James barely plays videogames
not a problem since he mostly talks about games he played in the past and he's not a reviewer
>>70571221
>>70571471
are polish people the niggers of Europe?
>>70573985
No, they're not. They are wonderful people
t. Pole
>>70571136
Yeah... i dont get why it keeps gettinf posted. He even does most of the editing, if it really was him trying to make a move and getting rejected do people really think he would include it in the final cut?
Hell hes basically resting on him before he moves.
>>70573985
gypsies are
>>70571221
he's an absolute polak
>>70574066
>i dont get why it keeps gettinf posted
Because these threads are full of autistic permavirgins that don't know what it's like to be in the same room as a female, let alone sit next to one on a couch.
That's why.
>>70573985
No that's the Serbs, they're the White dindu nuffns.
>>70574184
>having a couch
fuck off billionaire
>>70571489
T H I S
H
I
S
>>70573732
you forgot
>Jay and Matei: the handsome ones
>>70569228
>not Plinkett
FUCK OFF
>>70574502
Indeed
Mike = 4chan
Jay = Reddit
>>70574738
mike is a pleb though.
>>70574834
mike=4chan confirmed
>>70570736
>>70570837
>>70570874
>>70570943
>>70571058
>>70571124
>>70571126
>>70571136
>>70571212
>>70571269
>listening to beta males talk about relationships
>>70573705
stay mad
>>70575307
It's all we can get ;_;
>>70573705
>>70575673
new gamer's atlas when
>>70575849
Probably never, Latza is working as an editor doing ads or some other shit and he's banging Rachel Tietz, so I think his youtube days are over.
>>70571489
accurate desu
>>70575954
>and he's banging Rachel Tietz
Source???? This can't be happening!
>>70569701
Is their an actual simulator for that?
>>70570502
Didn't they rape her or some shit and she left RLM?
JOHN CARPENTER FILMS POWER RANKING:
--------------------------------------------------------------------
>HOLY TRINITY:
-Halloween
-The Thing
-Christine
GOOD:
-Escape From New York
-Halloween II
-In The Mouth of Madness
MIXED BAG:
-They Live
-Big Trouble in Little China
SKIPPABLE BUT WATCHABLE:
-The Fog
-Halloween III
DON'T BOTHER:
-Everything else
>>70570312
Well hes right in that the action isnt very good, good schlock usually means good action or over the top action, and the action in EFNY isnt very exciting. The setting, character and sequence of events are what make the movie appealing, the action is sub par.
>>70571325
I like how corny everything is and how everything is scripted. Its still a bad movie but enjoyable to watch.
>>70576298
mike knocked her up. she either had the kid already or is due soon.
>>70576436
So mike did rape her
>>70576311
Swap Christine for In The Mouth of Madness and we got a deal
Thoughts on re:View? I think its an excellent idea.
>>70576311
Halloween 2 and 3 don't count
He didn’t direct them so their not his movies
>>70576468
all heterosexual sex is rape so yes. heterosexual intercourse that results in pregnancy is double rape.
>>70576311
>mixed bag: they live and big trouble
>not being god tier
>In the mouth of madness isn't in mixed bag
>The Fog in skippable and not good.
>>70576187
They know each other from that Douge thing and they met again when Latza was looking for work in LA, after a few months they started dating and then she moved in with Latza, apparently she finds him "sweet".
>>70576382
>Well hes right in that the action isnt very good
What a fucking retarded criticism.
1980 John Carpentor was not making a movie to go up against a 2016 action movie that requires you to hire some ching chong wirework team like every fucking action movie today is required to do to satisfy autistic 20something year old virgin manchildren.
John Carpentor was telling a story, not trying to meet a action quota like every fucking movie today has to meet. Doesnt mean the action was bad. The car chase across the bridge with bombs was cool, but of course the fatfuck Mike doesnt bring that up.
>>70576480
I would like to see them talk about They Live after Mike sees it. He would probably like it a lot more than Escape.
I saw Escape from L.A. some time ago, I didn't pay much attention
Until this video I thought I had seen Escape from New York, and it took me until Jay said Escape from L.A. is shit at the very end to realize it wasn't actually the same movie
>>70569273
It's the midwest accent. I'm in the midwest, apparently we should very nasally, meh
>>70576550
You don't leave a show when you're having willing sex
>>70576480
I love it because it's not them reviewing capeshit every fucking episode.
>>70576436
Source: the anon on /tv/ that just made it up just now
>>70576622
I agree. They Live is essential John Carpenter viewing. Its up there with The Thing and Halloween
>>70576580
I like Escape from New York, but the action sucks for a movie made in that era. It has nothing to do with standing up to the action of a 2016 movie.
>>70576580
I-It's Carpenter.
Are these supposed to convince me to see these shitty showcased flicks? Because I now want to see it even less than before I started the "review"
>>70576690
That and despite it dealing with what Carpenter saw as a serious matter in the country, it's carried with a somewhat goofy tone. I mean it's all played straight, but the fact that the lead is Rowdy Roddy Piper throws it off a bit.
That and he gave Duke Nukem his catchphrase.
Reddit Letter Media. Red Cuck Media.
I hate browsing the /tv/ catalog, hoping for a "Bane?" or "What did he mean by this?", and seeing this fat fuck's face. I'm glad that porno literally features him as a cuck. Bravo Danny.
The only good thing to come out of RLM is that image of the dude sitting on a couch drinking wine.
>>70572418
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasticConfession
>>70573705
>latza/tgwtg threads
>>70576917
Based Latza.
>>70577372
no fun allowed
>>70577372
No.
>>70577372
That's right, Susan.
>>70577372
this is an adapted no-fap copypasta isn't it?
>>70577725
>no-fap
I tried that once, didn't last two hours.
>>70576236
I can only think of animal crossing.
>>70576311
>the fog
Which one should I watch?
>>70578237
The John Carpenter one, duh.
>>70576580
Even for the 80s the action wasn't great. I love the movie but it's basically an action movie without much action.
>>70578181
With what?
>>70578295
the new one, where they're trapped in a store with monsters grabbing them left and right
A young James Cameron paints a glass matte painting for Escape from New York
>>70578543
and how it looked in the movie
>>70578469
m8
>>70569228
RAY
>>70578719
do they know that they literally have a porn parody of themselves now
>>70576480
It's pretty good. The Tremors SoundCloud made me wish it was a straight up commentary track but this one didn't, and that's not a bad thing. It definitely is easier to have a discussion like this one without the movie on in the background. I'm excited by the variety that this show brings.
>>70576480
I hope they delve more into the weird stuff Jay likes with it. I think Jay has excellent taste so any new recommendations from him are good.
>>70578757
No, go tell them.
>>70578859
Mike's taste is clearly superior. Jay is just a tryhard hipster.
>>70578543
>he can paint too
Is there anything he cant do.
>>70578543
They didn't talk about how he made a miniature NY city and applied reflective tape on the edges of the buildings to make it look like a 3d computer generated image.
>>70578757
Yes and they ban every person who mentions it.
Which of their movie commentaries are good?
>>70578938
make a good cgi movie
>>70569228
Why do they do anything but Plinkett reviews?
Plinkett is the reason they're known at all
Is the longer podcast version worth it?
>>70579250
probably because a non-plinkett video takes 1% of the effort needed for a plinkett video but still gets ~20-50% of the views (=ad-money) of a plinkett review
"the man runs a business"
Watched everything by RLM, what do?
>>70579358
Wait for more.
>>70578719
How do they not know that they are parodied in a porn
>>70579358
Watch it again.
>>70579250
they're working on one rn for tfa
>>70579358
start watching actual patrician reviewkino like idubbbz unboxing vids or dunkey's reviews
Been without internet for a couple years. Why does everyone hate RLM now?
>>70570736
>>70570837
>>70570822
>>70570874
>>70570943
>the girl leaning on his chest didn't want him touching her
are you people dumb or never got uncomfortable after a while in that position?
>>70579443
>Been without internet for a couple years
prison?
>>70576311
>this list is fucking shit
>>70579358
Watch Mike hate watch Jeff who Lives at Home. It's hilarious how much he hates it and shuts down jay
>>70569228
Fuck off rlm
>>70573172
Came here to post this. They really are pleb.
>>70579443
>Been without internet for a couple years
>>70579196
Batman was great
>>70579196
The one where Mike randomly starts talking about Star Trek.
>>70579196
Halloween, Jedi, Space Cop.
>>70579938
>>70580048
>>70580055
What about Terminator and Alien?
>>70578719
>>70578757
wait this is a porn parody of them? for real? link?
>>70580656
Meme lover 2.
>>70576311
>Prince of Darkness
>don't bother
Why are they badmouthing escape from l.a. when it was superior to the original in every way?
>>70569631
its what you sound like
>>70570108
Mike likes shit films if they are fun and don't waste your time.
Jay is a hipster who ironically "likes" obscure films that are usually tedious and boring.
>>70579196
Terminator is their best
>>70576311
Swap EFNY with Christine and replace Madness with Assault on precinct 13.
>>70581078
Mike plebs like you should be gassed.
>>70581199
>>70581078
You aren't suddenly smart or cool if you think shitty schlock is automatically better than something else because it "doesn't take itself as seriously" or it's "unintentionally funny".
Sure films are fun and they should be fun but if your taste just stops at something being fun you are a small-minded pleb. And of course anybody who says this is automatically called pretentious by idiots who makes that word their only defense towards criticism.
>>70579443
hello sheikh suleiman
>>70569392
Well it won't be like the prequel reviews because it won't have the major element of "Haha, we all hate this dumb thing together."
Nerds on the internet really enjoy two things about the Plinkett reviews especially, feeling like part of a group and picking on someone/thing perceived to be worse than they are.
It'll probably be Titanic tier, which I thought was still a good review and it didn't rely on that gimmick.
>>70569228
This is so fucking boring.
They earnestly want people to watch a retrospect to movies people have already seen as opposed to watching shit they KNOW nobody in their right mind would watch? They're going to lose subscribers and patrons i hope because this isn't entertaining.
>>70570415
>rich and colin presumably under jack
>not listing wizard by name
>not listing jim by name
>dank 2006 meme
Apply yourself.
>>70569260
okay good for you
>>70578956
neat
>>70581362
There's nothing wrong with preferring schlock to a movie that's technically good, but fails to entertain you.
Movie recs is nice but it's still boring as fuck to watch two guys talk about a movie and all they have to say is.
>I think it should be faster!!11
>I don't like the music
>>70579414
implying they don't, but have enough self control to not sperg out about it
>>70582029
I think the idea is to talk about good movies you may have missed, its not really a discussion about the ins and outs of it more just a recommendation and brief talk about why its good.
>>70581525
>WAHH MUH CAPESHIT
>>70569228
when will they re:View space cop
>>70582790
episode 100
Escape from LA > Escape from NY
this is he hard cold truth
>>70582721
>Mike
>"Polack Puncher"
>Stoklasa
>>70582721
a lot of those are doubled
"going mental on the oriental", for example, is listed twice.
>>70583247
goddamn you're autistic
>>70582721
>2016
>not having spearchucker added to your spellchecker
>>70581872
I've noticed Jay will pretend to not enjoy films that have technical flaws while Mike has no problem admitting that he enjoys schlock.
>>70583022
You keep casting but the fish just aren't biting today
>>70583247
Make an edit.
>>70581525
People wanted a format like this for a long time though.
;
>>70570670
Has anybody told them that them have a porn parody?
>>70582721
You forgot Mike "The Anti-Dengenerate Confederate" Stoklasa, Mike "Bury Them All Beneath The Wall" Stoklasa, Mike "Poach The Turkroach Without Reproach" Stoklasa,
>>70569228
>making anything other than plinketts
no one gives a fuck about your shitty half in the bags and the shit ass sketches you do. Produce more plinketts you time wasters
>>70585778
>no one
>has regularly received hundreds of thousands of view over several years
Try again, champ.
>>70570502
*airplane crashing sfx*
>>70569228
>""""youtuber"""" worship
Is there anything more autistic?
>>70585818
Bane?
>>70585816
>hundreds of thousands of view
>views
>only hundreds of thousands
get back to making plinketts Mike no one cares about your half in the bags. But if you do continue stop with the sketches they are pure cringe
>>70585852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3NxEGSrDeE
>>70585826
Considering watching a video of 20 minutes "worship" is more autistic.
Your mental disease completely segregates you from reality at that point.
>>70569228
is jessi ded?
>>70586011
I miss Jessi. I watched some of the earlier BotW and she brought a fun energy to the show
>>70586068
no she didn't, I'm hoping that she's gone forever so I don't have the stress of seeing her again while watching rlm shit
>>70586011
>>70586068
I would have loved to hear what she had to say about that hypnosis-seduction video.
