How the fuck do you piss without a cock?
And how do you even stop the bleeding after cutting it?
>>70565887
>And how do you even stop the bleeding after cutting it?
Cauterizing it
>How the fuck do you piss without a cock?
From the leftover hole.
>>70565887
Will he become an unsullied?
>>70565923
>From the leftover hole.
So it just leaks out, because the muscles to control it, are gone.
>>70565887
Non-americans understand basic biology. OP is definitely American.
>>70565928
No, he will get a volcanic cock
What's the betting he gets his cock back or it was magically there all along? Or some shit, who knows with these fucking writers.
>mfw when he won't be the one to kill Ramsay
>>70566086
inb4 he gets a volcanic cock
>>70565989
those muscles are not in the penis mate
they're somewhere at the shaft, the penis has no muscles in it
source: i didn't look it up i just assume that's the way it is
>>70566106
>>70565887
>How the fuck do you piss without a cock
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6-things-i-learned-having-my-penis-surgically-removed.html
>>70566119
>>70566045
too late
it just dribbles out. I read that once.
reek reeks of piss
>>70565887
>yurocuck education
>>70565989
The bladder controls that.
>>70565989
are you retarded? clench your fucking kegel muscles and realize where they are in your body.
>>70565989
Yeah bro, if you loose your cock you just never stop pissing. You die of dehydration pretty soon after too.
Pretty sad. RIP ;___;
>>70565887
Depends on where you cut it off. You'd still have a urethra though. Some eunuchs historically stuck a bamboo reed in the hole to help the stream, I assume so they didn't pee on their legs or something.
Bigger question is, does he still have his balls? They always mention his cock.
Theon never lost his cock. He's just been mindfucked so hard that he thinks his dick was cut off. When he becomes normal again, he will realise that he isn't dickless.
>>70566143
well that explains the content on Cracked's Yotube page these days.
>>70565989
>>70566141
There's a muscle in your dick and the muscle at the end of your bladder.
Does he still have his balls?
>skimming through a manga
>about a nun and a choir boy
>wasnt paying attention to plot
>nun gets sexy and starts fucking the boy
>kid cums inside
>suddenly she chops the kids dick off
>boner dies instantly
>turns out the plot was "giving pleasure before castrating him to sing high notes in the choir"
what the fuck is wrong with the japs?
>>70566437
They used to castrate boys who were excellent singers in their youths so they could continue to sing in such a way as they aged.
>>70566437
exhentai?
>>70565923
Actually the muscles you use to piss are the same ones that control your ass to shit. That's why when you take a piss you might fart or feel like you need to take a dump.
t. Someone that has a vague recollection of high school biology class
>>70565887
What's his endgame?
Non-meme answers pls
>>70566581
He's azor ahai
>>70566508
yeah I know that but I went in for a fap not for torture porn
>>70565887
This character should seriously die. They cut Victorian so they could have more scenes of Theon moping around.
>>70566830
This desu
Don't know what further role he has to play after season 6
>>70566855
He has to meet up with Varys and Greyworm so Tyrion can joke about them all having no cock.
It never made sense how Ramsay could cut it off without him dying in the books and the show. That's why I like that it's left up to the reader if it happened or not but the show loves "no cock lol" jokes.
>>70565887
I imagine a rather large gash in between his legs.
>I don't lay awake in bed thinking about it
>>70567002
If he'd cut it off in the books, he would be fixating on it more than a few lost toes. From what I can remember, there's like two very vague references.
>>70566581
>What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.
Clearly he's going to do something extremely badass. We just don't know what yet.
>>70566437
There used to be many American stories about this
>>70566581
He, Varys and Greyworm are gonna form a enuch club
>>70565887
Will Yara teach him how to please a woman without a cock?
>>70567136
>“Lord Ramsay treats his captives honorably so long as they keep faith with him.” He has only taken toes and fingers and that other thing, when he might have had my tongue, or peeled the skin off my legs from heel to thigh.
>and that other thing
What else could he then be refering to?
>>70567165
>he's going to do something extremely badass
Wrong. He's going to be given a chance to do something badass, but chickenshit out. His whole character revolves around doing the wrong thing.
>>70565887
Now that the smoke has cleared, can we agree that he literally did nothing wrong?
![vasectomy-reversal-diagram[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/juwkaUm.jpg "vasectomy-reversal-diagram[1].jpg")
>>70565887
>how the fuck do you piss without a cock
Through your urethra you fucking mental invalid.
It's not wonder this board spends so much time complaining about stupid shit, you all failed fifth grade biology.
>>70567324
I dunno, I just thought losing would be a pretty fucking big deal, so surely he'd be thinking about it constantly
>>70566581
To get his molten rocket cock
>>70566830
>caring about cut victarion
>with euron being this shit
Greyjoys are a mess desu.
>>70567393
It could be a coping mechanism of some sort
>>70567393
*losing his dick
>>70566296
>There's a muscle in your dick
No. There isn't.
>Theon's cock was Nissa, Nissa
It all makes sense now
>>70566581
Knowing how dumb as fuck Ironbabbies are, it will involve White Walkers and frozen sea
>>70567393
Well he's pretty much a mind broken slut at this point
He'll be fine
He just gotta find those cock merchants down in Essos.
>>70567553
>slut
THEON IS PURE
>>70567165
>What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.
Is this a metaphor for his penis?
>>70567324
I'd rather lose my tongue then my dick family.
>>70566437
>castrating
>chops the kids dick off
That's not how it works.
>>70565887
>Varys
>Grey Worm
>Theon
>all in Mereen soon
Everybody ready for Tyrion's funny no cock jokes while Dany makes stuff explode in the background with her mighty Dragons that simultaniously fart the reins of castamere?
Will it be the pinnacle of the serie?
Sometimes i feel like I'm the only one that likes the Greyjoys.
>>70567609
Volcano cock confirmed
>>70567666
What is dead may never die
>>70567666
are you kidding me? the greyjoys have:
>a fallen character that slowly crawls back from his misery and shame and tries to redeem himself
>badass pirate sorcerer that has the potential to be the end game boss
>desperate man clinging to hope while facing his demons
they are pretty great.
oh wait, you mean, in the show? lel how can you like le no cock man and euron "let's go murder them >:)" trump?
>>70567666
I like them too. Enjoyed A Feast for Crows solely because they got featured a lot.
>Asha was pretty good
>Euron's background was intriguing and mysterious
>Victarion being the badass he is with one of the most fun chapters
>Theon's whole redemption storyline
Aeron was quite boring though
>>70566437
>i was just "skimming" through girlsfrom the quintessential femdom manga
for as much as you guys touch your dicks you sure dont know much about them
Why didn't he just kill himself?
I'd do it if I lost my cock.
>>70565923
your dick doesnt control anything, its the spincters
>>70566581
Propel his sister to leader of the Iron Islands, build a force to combat the Whitewankers, be relevant in the final season.
We'll see how it goes for him.
Fuck Ramsey. He's the only character that hasn't had any sort of down fall yet. I want to see him squirm.
>>70567666
Book Greyjoys are a blast. Theon gets some of the best chapters.
Show Greyjoys are a bore
>>70568455
He dindu nuffin
>>70565887
>How the fuck do you piss without a cock?
congratulations on being a grade 1 retard
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>>70568960
Was that really necessary?
>>70569062
He has to show his mom how special he is
>>70568960
Is there some kind of macro for that or is that just pure autism?
>>70566437
I remember that manga and it was literally called castrato or some shit like that, you're retarded
>>70566536
>Actually the muscles you use to piss are the same ones that control your ass to shit.
No, they're not the same, you fucktard. Most people just don't know how to isolate them.
>>70566143
I assumed castration was standard for new Cracked writers.
